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Education › Re: President Goodluck Jonathan To Visit FUTO Today On A One Day Visit. by Tolexander: 9:14am On Aug 27, 2013
infoscope: Information reaching The-Infoscope FUTO is that the President of the country Dr. Goodluck Jonathan will be in FUTO today on a one-day visit and official commissioning of TETFUND projects.

The-Infoscope FUTO will be bringing you pictures from the visit later on today.

If you are given an opportunity to ask him one question, what would that be? #ASUUStike?
Politics › Re: Governor Fashola Is A Dictator!!! by Tolexander: 9:11am On Aug 27, 2013
Do you mean fashola is leading a dictator?
Romance › Re: Woman Slams Guitar On Proposing Boyfriend's Face (photos) by Tolexander: 9:08am On Aug 27, 2013
As the musicians begin a to play
he takes a microphone and
launches into a speech saying: 'I
have a very special message for a
very special girl. This is where we
met three months ago.
and he recieved a very special response.

As he gets down on one knee
the girl [color=crimson]begs[/color] him to stop but he
continues
: 'And I Just have one
question for you. You truly
make me that happiest person
on earth.'
the gurl begged him to stop but he refused. Head wey go recieve slap, if e dey alone inside car, e go commot the head through the window and person outside go slap am.

Obviously, the lady doesn't like the atmosphere and not that she doesn't love him or not willing to say yes.

Moral of the lesson: know your gurl and understand the kind of person she is or else you end up embarrassing yourself
Politics › Re: N31m WAEC Fee Stolen In Ogun, Govt Panel Alleges by Tolexander: 8:51am On Aug 27, 2013
Since there isn't proper record and documentation of the public school activities and their pupils, things like this are bound to happen.
Politics › Re: Revealed: Why Jonathan Fired Minister Of Youth Development by Tolexander: 8:43am On Aug 27, 2013
presidency
sources said it might not be
unconnected with his
closeness to thegovernor of
his home state, Sokoto, Aliyu
Wamakko.
little wonder nigerian minister of state for education Nyesom Wike, has been fighting Amaechi tooth and nail. Never knew it is just to avoid the sledge hammer of GEJ.
Politics › Re: 11 Herdsmen Killed In Oyo by Tolexander: 8:37am On Aug 27, 2013
Did i read this man saying
'common excuse of their cattle
destroying their crops' !
Let them kill just one of their
cattle and see how they will
react.
What is good for the goose is
good for the gander.
Politics › Re: 11 Herdsmen Killed In Oyo by Tolexander: 8:35am On Aug 27, 2013
Torch1: Are they sure or is it the other way round??
very sure. Not the way it happened at the other side of the bridge.
Politics › Re: 11 Herdsmen Killed In Oyo by Tolexander: 8:34am On Aug 27, 2013
Did i read this man saying 'common excuse of their cattle destroying their crops' !
Let them kill just one of their cattle and see how they will react.
What is good for the goose is good for the gander
Politics › Re: Driver Commits Suicide Over Police Extortion by Tolexander: 8:25am On Aug 27, 2013
Iriri aye!
Nkan n sele ni juniyan!
E ma ba wa kalo!
Politics › Re: VOP: Amaechi, Northern Govs Unaware Of Party by Tolexander: 7:27am On Aug 27, 2013
First, it was trying to outsmart and register the APC. Now, floating VOP on behalf of innocent mind just to make an attempt to distract them and get them involved in an antiparty activities.
Politics › Re: Aregbesola Opens N1.2b Garment Factory by Tolexander:
[quote author=james_ibor]On Nairaland, no picture means it didn't happen.[/quote]do all the news on nairaland concerning GEJ's projects have pictures.
Well, there are two categories of people, those that just wanna talk and those that have something to say.

Nice work aregberascal!
And what is going to be the fate of the tailors if this is done? Many work and cloth to sew putting many more foods on their tables.
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Visits Lagos, Subjects People To Hardship by Tolexander: 6:49am On Aug 27, 2013
Omexonomy: folkes øf MAD OLD PROFESOR and first born of MUMUCIOUS LAGBAJA.
you've just mentioned folkes of known and famous entities, folk of what entity are you?

@topic.
Anybody that has been bitten by a lunatic before will definitely bolt on sighting a roadside mechanic.
Since PEJ came back after the 7 times visit to heaven in german hospital, she has been conscious of her security and doesn't want to die again.
Please leave her alone.
Education › Re: Liberia Students All Fail University Admission Exam by Tolexander: 6:21am On Aug 27, 2013
Dem no gat money to buy expo?
Politics › Re: Three Shot As APC Factions Clash Violently In Ekiti by Tolexander: 5:55am On Aug 27, 2013
Tuntheycr7: Nawa o. 2014 neva reach not to talk of 2015 dem don de kill dem sef.
Next pls
what they are fighting for is against 2014 gubernatorial election not 2015.

[quote author=maxwello.yg]God says this is a sign of end time.[/quote]ya! Truely end time sign, 'brother against brother'.
Nairaland General › Re: Picture Of World's Biggest Pig by Tolexander: 5:39am On Aug 27, 2013
Na guinea pig?
Sports › Re: Makanjuola Habib Wants To Win World Best Award By 17 by Tolexander: 11:03pm On Aug 26, 2013
omoteamac: lol..i ve watchd dis guy bro playd b4..bro,i cn categorically tel u dat HE IS JST TOO SMART on d ball..even wit dat,a bayern,barca or any of dos spanish clubsid wld av helpd him grow more.
bro abdulfatai makanjuola used his younger brother's birth certificate.
Politics › Re: Is This A Joke? by Tolexander: 6:52pm On Aug 26, 2013
Unfortunately, the man may still win. Can remember how the crowd went to welcome him for the transgender arrival
Politics › Re: What I forgot in Anambra Government House –Ngige by Tolexander: 4:43pm On Aug 26, 2013
Even when
the propaganda of ACN being a
Yoruba party
was being bandied by the
government of the
day, it was unfortunate because
the Yoruba are
people that are most friendly to
the Igbo. They
don’t kill us. Our people have
never run home
to say that they were being killed
or that their
shops were being looted. I feel
pained when
this blackmail is being done just
for political
ends. [color=crimson]For example, the Governor
of Anambra
State has all his businesses here
in Lagos. His
company, Next International, is
based in Lagos.
That is where they are trading[/color]. All
his containers come from here
but the same man will sit down
and tell people I am from a
Yoruba party. It is not fair. Why
would somebody tell me that I
should not associate with
Yoruba
. I want you to know that
those who are shouting All
Progressive Grand Alliance (APGA)
today do not know that the
intention of our founding fathers
when they formed United
Progressive Grand Alliance
(UPGA), led by Dr. M.I Okpara and
Chief Obafemi Awolowo, was a
good handshake across the
Niger, between the East and the
West
Health › Re: Doctor Claims Corpses Could Be Revived 24-hours After Death by Tolexander: 4:30pm On Aug 26, 2013
They are making improvement. I forsee them waking corpse of 100years in future.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun/Coza Replies Ese Walter's Sex Scandal Accusation by Tolexander: 11:14am On Aug 26, 2013
Blazinraj01: Jeez. I love maintaining neutrality on issues until the person is proven otherwise but the rate at which you keep affirming that the pastor isn't guilty is annoying using wrong choice of words (Arsehole e.t.c).
don't you know coogar before?
Always interested in arguing even when it is wrong. Check his record.
Here is one here:
https://www.nairaland.com/1229500/what-call-domesticated-fowl-dialect
Foreign Affairs › S.african 7-year-old Girl Kills Playmate With Grandfather’s Gun by Tolexander(op): 10:56am On Aug 26, 2013
JOHANNESBURG (AFP) – A seven-
year-old girl has shot dead her
friend, aged six, with her
grandfather’s revolver while
playing at a farm in South Africa,
police said Monday.
“They were playing together and
in the process she got hold of
the revolver, which hit the
deceased in the face,” said police
spokeswoman Ronel Otto.
The girl died on the scene, police
said.
The slain girl was the daughter
of a farm worker and had been
friends with the farmer’s
granddaughter for some time.
“The seven-year-old was visiting
her grandparents on a farm
outside Bela-Bela when she
allegedly shot her friend with a
0.38 revolver,” Otto told AFP.
The incident occurred on
Saturday and the surviving girl is
now back with her parents in
Johannesburg.
Police have opened a murder
case but are waiting for a cue
from the national prosecution
authority on how to proceed
with the case, given it involves a
minor.
The 60-year-old grandfather is
due to appear in court on
Monday on charges of negligent
handling of a firearm.
South Africa has tough gun
ownership legislation but many
citizens own firearms.
A lobby group Gun Free South
Africa estimated that in 2011
there were 2.9 million registered
guns in a country with a
population of nearly 52 million.
orisun
Politics › Re: Hoodlums Strip Party Chieftain Naked In Ogun by Tolexander: 10:23am On Aug 26, 2013
“The man reported the case, and
he was asked to be followed to
the scene, but said he was
scared and when asked to also
come back the following day for
further investigations, he failed
to report.
seems the man was high!
Family › Re: Have Your Ever Cooked For Your Mother Inlaw: Men by Tolexander: 7:27pm On Aug 25, 2013
If she comes to my house, i will cook for her. But going to turn myself to a cook seems to be an impossible mission for me. I will rather go out to buy her food.
Romance › Re: What Can I Give My Boyfriend For His Birthday by Tolexander: 7:24pm On Aug 25, 2013
[Intro]
Yeah... (yeah...) yeah...
[Verse 1]
It's your birthday so I know you
want to ride out
Even if we only go to my house
Sip more weezy as we sit upon
my couch
Feels good but I know you want
to cry out....
You say you want passion (I
think you found it)
Get ready for action (don't be
astounded)
We switching positions (you feel
surrounded)
Just tell me where you want your
gift girl...
[Hook]
Girl you know III [x2]
I've been feening
Woke up in the late night been
dreaming about your loving
Girl you know III [x2]
Don't need candles and cake
Just need your body to make
good...
[Chorus]
Birthday sex [x2] (it's the best
day of the year girl)
Birthday sex [x2] (if hes not, he's
not, lemme hit that center of gravity, center of gravity
girl...)

[Verse 2]
See you sexy in them jeans got
me on ten
1,2,3, think I got you pinned
Don't tap out fighting til' the end
Ring that bell and we gone start
over again
We grinding with passion (cause
it's your birthday)
Been at it for hours (I know you
thirsty)
You kiss me so sweetly (taste just
like Hershey's)
Just tell me how you want your
gift girl...
[Hook]
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
First I'm gonna take a dive into
the water
Deep until I know I please that
body,body, (aooh)
Or girl without a broom I might
just sweep you off your feet and
make you wanna tell somebody,
somebody, (how I do)
Or maybe we can float on top my
water bed (bed)
You close your eyes as I improve
between your legs (your legs)
We work our way from kitchen
stoves and tables
Girl you know I'm more than able
to please... Yea
You say you wanted flowers on
the bed...
But you got me and hours on the
bed...
Christianity Etc › Re: Unclad Ladies Caught In Church (pics included) by Tolexander: 7:01pm On Aug 25, 2013
bboiabb: See your life? grin grin grin

I CAUGHT YOU!!!!! grin grin grin wink wink
There is no naked picture here for your lustful heart. You are on a religiom page in nairaland and you are clicking here?? you have already sinned beacuse you are thinking bad things. better ask for forgiveness b4 its too late...
BAD BOYS AND GIRLS!!! cry

grin grin grin grin grin grin
na God talk say make i no click am.
Christianity Etc › Re: COZA Introduces Online Payment Of Tithes, Offerings, Seeds & Pledges by Tolexander: 6:57pm On Aug 25, 2013
Babiloko: guess u re alredy undergoin PUN-ISHMENT
will you pornish me?
Politics › Re: See President Jonathan's New Official Potrait by Tolexander: 5:19pm On Aug 25, 2013
gboss4sure: Looks nicer, Am gonna change the one in my office right away.
you meant the GEJ picture drawn with a charcoal on your wall!
Politics › Re: Governor Suntai Arrives In Abuja by Tolexander: 4:27pm On Aug 25, 2013
They should stop disturbing this man and allow him to rest

He looks not psychologically and psychiatrically familiar with what is happening in his environment
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Refuses To Perform Ceremony Because Of Bride’s ‘sexy Dress by Tolexander: 3:14pm On Aug 25, 2013
The wedding party tried many
times to change the pastor’s
decision but their efforts was
ineffective. Around 4:15pm
guest at the wedding were
growing impatience and were
looking for answers for the
delay. When they were told the
reason for the delay around
4:35pm their impatience
change to anger and disbelief.
After hearing how the bride
was crying her eyes out in
back, a minister who was a
guest at the wedding offered
to perform the ceremony.
When the minister asked the
pastor for permission to
perform the ceremony, the
pastor told him ‘no’ and
expressed to him how his
request was disrespectful.
what was the pastor's problem self.

The last time i checked, Eve was naked when she was given to Adam as partner.
Celebrities › Re: List Of Top Nigerian Artistes And Their Real Names by Tolexander: 2:56pm On Aug 25, 2013
Christianity Etc › Re: COZA Introduces Online Payment Of Tithes, Offerings, Seeds & Pledges by Tolexander: 2:16pm On Aug 25, 2013
Babiloko: lol..na online punishment dey wait u
online pornishment?

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