Education › Re: President Goodluck Jonathan To Visit FUTO Today On A One Day Visit. by Tolexander: 9:14am On Aug 27, 2013 |
infoscope: Information reaching The-Infoscope FUTO is that the President of the country Dr. Goodluck Jonathan will be in FUTO today on a one-day visit and official commissioning of TETFUND projects.
The-Infoscope FUTO will be bringing you pictures from the visit later on today.
If you are given an opportunity to ask him one question, what would that be? #ASUUStike? |
Politics › Re: Governor Fashola Is A Dictator!!! by Tolexander: 9:11am On Aug 27, 2013 |
Do you mean fashola is leading a dictator? |
Romance › Re: Woman Slams Guitar On Proposing Boyfriend's Face (photos) by Tolexander: 9:08am On Aug 27, 2013 |
As the musicians begin a to play he takes a microphone and launches into a speech saying: 'I have a very special message for a very special girl. This is where we met three months ago. and he recieved a very special response. As he gets down on one knee the girl [color=crimson]begs[/color] him to stop but he continues: 'And I Just have one question for you. You truly make me that happiest person on earth.' the gurl begged him to stop but he refused. Head wey go recieve slap, if e dey alone inside car, e go commot the head through the window and person outside go slap am. Obviously, the lady doesn't like the atmosphere and not that she doesn't love him or not willing to say yes. Moral of the lesson: know your gurl and understand the kind of person she is or else you end up embarrassing yourself |
Politics › Re: N31m WAEC Fee Stolen In Ogun, Govt Panel Alleges by Tolexander: 8:51am On Aug 27, 2013 |
Since there isn't proper record and documentation of the public school activities and their pupils, things like this are bound to happen. |
Politics › Re: Revealed: Why Jonathan Fired Minister Of Youth Development by Tolexander: 8:43am On Aug 27, 2013 |
presidency sources said it might not be unconnected with his closeness to thegovernor of his home state, Sokoto, Aliyu Wamakko. little wonder nigerian minister of state for education Nyesom Wike, has been fighting Amaechi tooth and nail. Never knew it is just to avoid the sledge hammer of GEJ. |
Politics › Re: 11 Herdsmen Killed In Oyo by Tolexander: 8:37am On Aug 27, 2013 |
Did i read this man saying 'common excuse of their cattle destroying their crops' ! Let them kill just one of their cattle and see how they will react. What is good for the goose is good for the gander. |
Politics › Re: 11 Herdsmen Killed In Oyo by Tolexander: 8:35am On Aug 27, 2013 |
Torch1: Are they sure or is it the other way round?? very sure. Not the way it happened at the other side of the bridge. |
Politics › Re: 11 Herdsmen Killed In Oyo by Tolexander: 8:34am On Aug 27, 2013 |
Did i read this man saying 'common excuse of their cattle destroying their crops' ! Let them kill just one of their cattle and see how they will react. What is good for the goose is good for the gander |
Politics › Re: Driver Commits Suicide Over Police Extortion by Tolexander: 8:25am On Aug 27, 2013 |
Iriri aye! Nkan n sele ni juniyan! E ma ba wa kalo! |
Politics › Re: VOP: Amaechi, Northern Govs Unaware Of Party by Tolexander: 7:27am On Aug 27, 2013 |
First, it was trying to outsmart and register the APC. Now, floating VOP on behalf of innocent mind just to make an attempt to distract them and get them involved in an antiparty activities. |
Politics › Re: Aregbesola Opens N1.2b Garment Factory by Tolexander: 7:18am On Aug 27, 2013*. Modified: 8:15am On Aug 27, 2013 |
[quote author=james_ibor]On Nairaland, no picture means it didn't happen.[/quote]do all the news on nairaland concerning GEJ's projects have pictures. Well, there are two categories of people, those that just wanna talk and those that have something to say.
Nice work aregberascal! And what is going to be the fate of the tailors if this is done? Many work and cloth to sew putting many more foods on their tables. |
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Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Visits Lagos, Subjects People To Hardship by Tolexander: 6:49am On Aug 27, 2013 |
Omexonomy: folkes øf MAD OLD PROFESOR and first born of MUMUCIOUS LAGBAJA. you've just mentioned folkes of known and famous entities, folk of what entity are you? @topic. Anybody that has been bitten by a lunatic before will definitely bolt on sighting a roadside mechanic. Since PEJ came back after the 7 times visit to heaven in german hospital, she has been conscious of her security and doesn't want to die again. Please leave her alone. |
Education › Re: Liberia Students All Fail University Admission Exam by Tolexander: 6:21am On Aug 27, 2013 |
Dem no gat money to buy expo? |
Politics › Re: Three Shot As APC Factions Clash Violently In Ekiti by Tolexander: 5:55am On Aug 27, 2013 |
Tuntheycr7: Nawa o. 2014 neva reach not to talk of 2015 dem don de kill dem sef. Next pls what they are fighting for is against 2014 gubernatorial election not 2015. [quote author=maxwello.yg]God says this is a sign of end time.[/quote]ya! Truely end time sign, 'brother against brother'. |
Nairaland General › Re: Picture Of World's Biggest Pig by Tolexander: 5:39am On Aug 27, 2013 |
Na guinea pig? |
Sports › Re: Makanjuola Habib Wants To Win World Best Award By 17 by Tolexander: 11:03pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
omoteamac: lol..i ve watchd dis guy bro playd b4..bro,i cn categorically tel u dat HE IS JST TOO SMART on d ball..even wit dat,a bayern,barca or any of dos spanish clubsid wld av helpd him grow more. bro abdulfatai makanjuola used his younger brother's birth certificate. |
Politics › Re: Is This A Joke? by Tolexander: 6:52pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
Unfortunately, the man may still win. Can remember how the crowd went to welcome him for the transgender arrival |
Politics › Re: What I forgot in Anambra Government House –Ngige by Tolexander: 4:43pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
Even when the propaganda of ACN being a Yoruba party was being bandied by the government of the day, it was unfortunate because the Yoruba are people that are most friendly to the Igbo. They don’t kill us. Our people have never run home to say that they were being killed or that their shops were being looted. I feel pained when this blackmail is being done just for political ends. [color=crimson]For example, the Governor of Anambra State has all his businesses here in Lagos. His company, Next International, is based in Lagos. That is where they are trading[/color]. All his containers come from here but the same man will sit down and tell people I am from a Yoruba party. It is not fair. Why would somebody tell me that I should not associate with Yoruba. I want you to know that those who are shouting All Progressive Grand Alliance (APGA) today do not know that the intention of our founding fathers when they formed United Progressive Grand Alliance (UPGA), led by Dr. M.I Okpara and Chief Obafemi Awolowo, was a good handshake across the Niger, between the East and the West |
Health › Re: Doctor Claims Corpses Could Be Revived 24-hours After Death by Tolexander: 4:30pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
They are making improvement. I forsee them waking corpse of 100years in future. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun/Coza Replies Ese Walter's Sex Scandal Accusation by Tolexander: 11:14am On Aug 26, 2013 |
Blazinraj01: Jeez. I love maintaining neutrality on issues until the person is proven otherwise but the rate at which you keep affirming that the pastor isn't guilty is annoying using wrong choice of words (Arsehole e.t.c). don't you know coogar before? Always interested in arguing even when it is wrong. Check his record. Here is one here: https://www.nairaland.com/1229500/what-call-domesticated-fowl-dialect |
Foreign Affairs › S.african 7-year-old Girl Kills Playmate With Grandfather’s Gun by Tolexander(op): 10:56am On Aug 26, 2013 |
JOHANNESBURG (AFP) – A seven- year-old girl has shot dead her friend, aged six, with her grandfather’s revolver while playing at a farm in South Africa, police said Monday. “They were playing together and in the process she got hold of the revolver, which hit the deceased in the face,” said police spokeswoman Ronel Otto. The girl died on the scene, police said. The slain girl was the daughter of a farm worker and had been friends with the farmer’s granddaughter for some time. “The seven-year-old was visiting her grandparents on a farm outside Bela-Bela when she allegedly shot her friend with a 0.38 revolver,” Otto told AFP. The incident occurred on Saturday and the surviving girl is now back with her parents in Johannesburg. Police have opened a murder case but are waiting for a cue from the national prosecution authority on how to proceed with the case, given it involves a minor. The 60-year-old grandfather is due to appear in court on Monday on charges of negligent handling of a firearm. South Africa has tough gun ownership legislation but many citizens own firearms. A lobby group Gun Free South Africa estimated that in 2011 there were 2.9 million registered guns in a country with a population of nearly 52 million. orisun |
Politics › Re: Hoodlums Strip Party Chieftain Naked In Ogun by Tolexander: 10:23am On Aug 26, 2013 |
“The man reported the case, and he was asked to be followed to the scene, but said he was scared and when asked to also come back the following day for further investigations, he failed to report. seems the man was high! |
Family › Re: Have Your Ever Cooked For Your Mother Inlaw: Men by Tolexander: 7:27pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
If she comes to my house, i will cook for her. But going to turn myself to a cook seems to be an impossible mission for me. I will rather go out to buy her food. |
Romance › Re: What Can I Give My Boyfriend For His Birthday by Tolexander: 7:24pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
[Intro] Yeah... (yeah...) yeah... [Verse 1] It's your birthday so I know you want to ride out Even if we only go to my house Sip more weezy as we sit upon my couch Feels good but I know you want to cry out.... You say you want passion (I think you found it) Get ready for action (don't be astounded) We switching positions (you feel surrounded) Just tell me where you want your gift girl... [Hook] Girl you know III [x2] I've been feening Woke up in the late night been dreaming about your loving Girl you know III [x2] Don't need candles and cake Just need your body to make good... [Chorus] Birthday sex [x2] (it's the best day of the year girl) Birthday sex [x2] (if hes not, he's not, lemme hit that center of gravity, center of gravity girl...) [Verse 2] See you sexy in them jeans got me on ten 1,2,3, think I got you pinned Don't tap out fighting til' the end Ring that bell and we gone start over again We grinding with passion (cause it's your birthday) Been at it for hours (I know you thirsty) You kiss me so sweetly (taste just like Hershey's) Just tell me how you want your gift girl... [Hook] [Chorus] [Bridge] First I'm gonna take a dive into the water Deep until I know I please that body,body, (aooh) Or girl without a broom I might just sweep you off your feet and make you wanna tell somebody, somebody, (how I do) Or maybe we can float on top my water bed (bed) You close your eyes as I improve between your legs (your legs) We work our way from kitchen stoves and tables Girl you know I'm more than able to please... Yea You say you wanted flowers on the bed... But you got me and hours on the bed... |
Christianity Etc › Re: Unclad Ladies Caught In Church (pics included) by Tolexander: 7:01pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: COZA Introduces Online Payment Of Tithes, Offerings, Seeds & Pledges by Tolexander: 6:57pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
Babiloko: guess u re alredy undergoin PUN-ISHMENT will you pornish me? |
Politics › Re: See President Jonathan's New Official Potrait by Tolexander: 5:19pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
gboss4sure: Looks nicer, Am gonna change the one in my office right away. you meant the GEJ picture drawn with a charcoal on your wall! |
Politics › Re: Governor Suntai Arrives In Abuja by Tolexander: 4:27pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
They should stop disturbing this man and allow him to rest
He looks not psychologically and psychiatrically familiar with what is happening in his environment |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Refuses To Perform Ceremony Because Of Bride’s ‘sexy Dress by Tolexander: 3:14pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
The wedding party tried many times to change the pastor’s decision but their efforts was ineffective. Around 4:15pm guest at the wedding were growing impatience and were looking for answers for the delay. When they were told the reason for the delay around 4:35pm their impatience change to anger and disbelief. After hearing how the bride was crying her eyes out in back, a minister who was a guest at the wedding offered to perform the ceremony. When the minister asked the pastor for permission to perform the ceremony, the pastor told him ‘no’ and expressed to him how his request was disrespectful. what was the pastor's problem self. The last time i checked, Eve was naked when she was given to Adam as partner. |
Celebrities › Re: List Of Top Nigerian Artistes And Their Real Names by Tolexander: 2:56pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: COZA Introduces Online Payment Of Tithes, Offerings, Seeds & Pledges by Tolexander: 2:16pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
Babiloko: lol..na online punishment dey wait u online pornishment? |