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Entertainment › Re: Blind Man Sues Blind Man For Enticing His Wife And Sleeping With Her by Tolexander: 9:21pm On Aug 28, 2013
lobell: A blind man, Shaibu Ibrahim, 26, on Tuesday dragged Shehu Sarki, another blind man to a Grade 1 Area Court, Aso Pada, Mararaba, Nasarawa State.

News Agency of Nigeria reports that Ibrahim accused Sarki, 32, his friend and the chairman of the blind peoples’ association of the area of allegedly enticing his wife, Lami Ibrahim, 23.

He said, “Sometime in June, our chairman, Sarki, helped me to get a woman, Lami, for marriage.

“After our marriage in July, Sarki later enticed my wife and took her away from my house.

“I later discovered that my wife is staying in one of his rooms and he has been sleeping with her.”

The offence was said to have contravened Section 389 of the Penal Code, and if convicted, the accused could spend two years in prison.

The accused, however, pleaded not guilty.

The presiding judge, Mr Albert Maga, granted the accused person bail in the sum of N20, 000 and a surety in like sum.

He adjourned the case till September 9 for hearing.

Blind man leading the blind
another source of the news said mr ibrahim shaibu saw the chairman when he was intimating with his wife.

Life!
Jokes Etc › Re: What Would You Do If You Attend A Burial Ceremony And This Happen (PHOTO) by Tolexander: 9:16pm On Aug 28, 2013
Oh boy, na go back to heaven i go do to am o.
I go kill am back. How will a dead rise when many cows had been killed and many food cooked? I go knack am akpako to die back.
Politics › Re: PM News Called Taraba State Governor Dambaba A Zombie by Tolexander: 8:45pm On Aug 28, 2013
Tos87: How does it sound to them calling their state gov. "Fashola Lagos Zombie Governor"........just imagine the concobility grin grin
that is what we call acquired zombie and not natural zombie.
Politics › Re: Man Charged For Using Mugabe Poster As Toilet Paper by Tolexander: 8:42pm On Aug 28, 2013
In Zimbabwe it is a crime to pull
down election campaign
posters. His case has been
adjourned indefinitely by a
Magistrate’s Court.
Seems the zimbabweans also believe in the nigerian children saying that if one uses a poster containing another man's picture to clean yansh, the person on the poster will be smelling poo.
Celebrities › Re: If Not For God, I May Have Ended Up On Streets Like Prostitutes - Mercy Johnson by Tolexander: 7:33pm On Aug 28, 2013
Airforce1: Snatching another woman's husband already makes u a prosti.tute so don't tell me nonsense.
seems you don't understand.
Of course she's right cos she ended up being a prostitute on camera and not on the road as she said.
Politics › Re: FG Will Soon Ban Fish Importation - Minister by Tolexander: 7:30pm On Aug 28, 2013
berem: ehe? undecided
hmmm!
Berem!
Eh eh o!
Mo ti gbo o!
Politics › Re: FG Will Soon Ban Fish Importation - Minister by Tolexander: 10:25am On Aug 28, 2013
berem: Who cares? Fish is more expensive than frozen chicken. Thank God for my neighbor who gives me fresh fish at no cost every week. He's a sailor BTW. cool
at no cost?
Politics › Re: Group Offers Stowaway Teenager A Scholarship by Tolexander: 10:10am On Aug 28, 2013
Good!
Very obvious this guy has a
potential to reason which can be
good in the nigerian 3 forces.

This may be how almutallab
started before being highjacked
and recruited by the al quaeda. If
this guy's potential isn't
harnessed and channelled
towards good thing, remember
he stays in benin which isn't
really far from the militants. He
may be used by the militants if
Jonathan loses the presidential
mandate to the northerner,
stow away in the presidential
private jet and cause a mishap.
Politics › Re: FG Will Soon Ban Fish Importation - Minister by Tolexander:
Make dem no ban the importation of shark o.

Jonathan has foresight. Trying to prepare a nice retirement after 2015 of course he is a fisherman. just like obasanjo is doing in his farm.
Politics › Re: Group Offers Stowaway Teenager A Scholarship by Tolexander: 8:23am On Aug 28, 2013
Good!

Very obvious this guy has a potential to reason which can be good in the nigerian 3 forces.

This may be how almutallab started before being highjacked and recruited by the al quaeda. If this guy's potential isn't harnessed and channelled towards good thing, remember he stays in benin which isn't really far from the militants. He may be used by the militant if Jonathan loses the presidential mandate to the northerner, stowed away in the presidential private jet and cause a mishap.
Crime › Re: Shocking News: 72yrs Old Nigerian Old Woman Raped To Death In Abia State. by Tolexander:
Different things in nigeria. It used to be paedophilia, now teleiophilia.
Politics › Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Tolexander:
Iba fun awon onile yi o.
Ewure too wole ti ko kago di eran amuso.

Those who don't wanna be straight call me rednaxelot, whereas, reverse is the case. All you need is just reading the alphabetical characters from the back.

I drink anything having hydrogen and oxygen alone with no carbon at all.

No alliance to any political party. Just a progressive non-partisan mind.

A nigerian by birth but canadian by wish and american by orientation.
Politics › Re: Man Arrested For Attempting To Video Policemen On Duty by Tolexander: 7:43am On Aug 28, 2013
Seems recording the the activities of the police is what is now trending in nigeria.
But what will be the offence of this man if charged to the court?
Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Rapper Reggie Rockstone Launches Condom Line by Tolexander: 7:33am On Aug 28, 2013
This is going to be a big money business mehn. The rate at which guys consume this thing is now getting alarming than their daily meals.
Entertainment › Re: Exclusive:-the World’s Fattest BOY!!! (PHOTOS) by Tolexander: 10:27pm On Aug 27, 2013
sumo wrestler in the making
Politics › Nigeria To Start Exporting Technologies To African Countries-Minister by Tolexander(op): 8:21pm On Aug 27, 2013
Abuja – The Minister of Science
and Technology, Prof. Ita Ewa,
said on Tuesday that Nigeria
would soon start exporting
technologies to other African
countries.
Ewa said this when a team of
experts from the UNESCO paid
him a courtesy call in Abuja.
The minister said the Sheda
Science and Technology Complex
(SHESTCO) “Silicon Valley”, in
Kwali, FCT, would be a zone
where technology would be
exported.
Ewa said that the valley would
not only be the steering point of
development and diffusion of
technology to Nigeria, but also
for African countries.
“We have gone to the drawing
board and discovered that micro-
chips and integrated circuit form
the hull mark and bed rock
through which technology drive.
“We believe that the best
approach to Nigeria is not giving
us fish but how to catch a fish.
“We want the SHESTCO ‘Silicon
Valley’ here to be a unique one
that will not only ensure
technology transfer to Nigeria
but (will) be export processing
zone, where technology would
be exported to other African
countries.
“That is why we have taken time
to discuss with Paris government
and other governments that have
developed their science park,’’
Ewa said.
The minister said that the centre
would be where solar technology
value chain could be used in
promoting the technology in
Nigeria.
Ewa said that was why the
ministry was collaborating with
UNESCO and other relevant
experts to get it right from the
starting point.
He added that the country was
going to develop a practical
roadmap that would guide the
valley even after the end of the
current administration in the
ministry.
Earlier, the leader of the UNESO
team, Dr Voslan Nur, said the
organisation had agreed to
collaborate with the Federal
Government to establish the
valley.
He said the valley would be a
promising project as obtained in
other parts of the world.
Nur described the initiative of the
ministry on the project as the
right step in the right decision to
make the nation’s technology
park a productive centre.
Prof. Deog-song Oh, the
Secretary-General, World
Technopolis Association, Korea,
said the establishment of the
valley would make Nigeria one of
the world technology giants in
the nearest future.
“When we think of African
countries, we always think of
Egypt, Nigeria and South Africa.
“Now, you are one of the giants
of Africa; you can join the giants
of the world through the
application of knowledge-based
economy like the developed
economies,’’ Oh said.
He said a knowledge-based
economy was the only way any
country could fast-track its
development.
The secretary-general said such a
concept had been demonstrated
by some other countries.
The other members of the
visiting UNESCO team are Dr.
Malcom Parry of the Surrey
Research Park, Gilford, UK and Mr
Han-Sic Cho, the Deputy
Secretary-General of WTA.
The minister and the
management of the ministry later
led the UNESCO experts to
SHESTCO where the site of the
valley is located. (NAN)
orisun
Politics › Re: Breaking: Nasarawa Assembly Shut Indefinitely Following Attack On Lawmakers by Tolexander: 8:14pm On Aug 27, 2013
Will they still be collecting the salary for the duration of the closure?
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Shares Primary School Photo by Tolexander: 6:02pm On Aug 27, 2013
Life!
None of them in the picture would know this is what tonto is going to be.
Health › Re: Baby Born With Two Faces by Tolexander: 5:05pm On Aug 27, 2013
Just like double edged sword.

sign of end time
Politics › Re: Rivers State Commissioner Of Sports Shot. by Tolexander: 4:59pm On Aug 27, 2013
jahlove4jah: News from Nigeria info fm Ph has it that the commissioner of sports of Rivers state was shot today and is hospitalized. Details to come.
this is getting interesting.
From akpako to gunshot.
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Signs Zinox Brand Ambassador Deal by Tolexander: 3:32pm On Aug 27, 2013
Deivid10: what is ZINOX pls... is it a brand of CONDOMhuh
my own question is if ZINOX is a brand with waist.
Nairaland General › Re: Bus Driver & Conductor Strip To Prevent Arrest In Lagos (photo) by Tolexander: 3:16pm On Aug 27, 2013
Craziness pays at times!
Politics › Re: Osun State Governor Shuts OAUTHC by Tolexander: 11:16am On Aug 27, 2013
@maxymilliano.
Thanks. Just confirmed it now from one of the deputy directors.
Education › Re: Niger Delta University (NDU) Accreditation Withdrawn, Fear Grips Students by Tolexander: 11:02am On Aug 27, 2013
Ball22: Plz [color=crimson]culd[/color] u list the [color=crimson]unacredidate[/color] courses plz
can you see the effect of the ASUU strike?

The guy seems to be a student of the school. Who knows if he is even part of the reasons why the school courses weren't accredited!
Education › Re: Send Your Children To School & Get Paid! Borno State Government Tells Parents by Tolexander: 10:49am On Aug 27, 2013
Time for my father to relocate us to Borno state with my 8 siblings and 21 step siblings!
Christianity Etc › Re: Rev.father Mistakenly Kills Himself. by Tolexander: 10:46am On Aug 27, 2013
How did the security know he accidentally killed himself when trying to clean the gun and not cleaning the gun to intentionally use it to kill himself!
Celebrities › Re: Oge Okoye's New Look by Tolexander: 10:40am On Aug 27, 2013
Won't she develope a neck pain having the whole of that hair on her head standing on her neck.
Politics › Re: Osun State Governor Shuts OAUTHC by Tolexander: 10:34am On Aug 27, 2013
Femmyfamous4u: The governor of osun state, Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola has shut OAUTHC for allegedly failing to pay taxes to the tune of 318 million naira.
why are you guys always publicizing falsehood base on your ignorance?

The OAUTHC workers went on strike to make a demand from the federal government like other federal hospitals.
Politics › Re: N31m WAEC Fee Stolen In Ogun, Govt Panel Alleges by Tolexander: 10:27am On Aug 27, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju][b]Public Schools?!

There is no proper record keeping anywhere.. Not even the Police. [color=crimson]When last did you see a 'Lap top' in a Police Station that wasnt 'evidence' in a case?![/color][/quote]the last time i saw a laptop in a police station wasn't an evidence in a case but my own laptop collected from me and told to go and get the receipt to clarify my ownership. That is the first and last time i ever see laptop in a police station.

To fight corruption, first we need to take a proper inventory of everybody in this country.. [color=crimson]Proper record keeping. Proper Birth and Death certificates, biometric data, e.t.c.
it isn't easy keeping record of these you mentioned. To convice you how hard they are difficult to do, can you provide the record of money rituals, protection charms, election winning medicine, and bleeping juju done in your shrine

How can a government properly pay for the WAEC fees of Students, when you dont even know how many students you have in these schools?!
don't you believe there are also ghost students like the ghost workers in anambra state evil forests?

How can you properly allocate budgets when you dont even know how many people you are catering to?
do you know the numbers of ogbanje and spirits you are catering to?

Just try and investigate this 'Opon Imo' tablet PC being handed out to students in Osun.. You will see how people are making money from the scheme..
somebody told me the governor's son is the person involved in the contract of the opon imo. I will try to investigate that anyway.



No records, No stats|No accountabillity..[/b]
are you really sure you are accurate in your accountability to amadioha?
Politics › Re: Aregbesola Opens N1.2b Garment Factory by Tolexander: 9:52am On Aug 27, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]SO Osun State will have alot of Tailors now.. Very Good News..






I hope say them go teach them how to sew socks and boxers o!!
[/quote]an even pants and bra.

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