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Culture › Re: How Long Ve U Bin Here? by Tolexander: 9:34am On Apr 23, 2013
Ya am busy with it o
frudokafor: Oya...get bizzy
Politics › Re: Baga Massacre!!!:-jonathan-orders-investigation Reports High Civilian Casualties by Tolexander: 9:31am On Apr 23, 2013
noblezone: I know you are Pentium 100 or more, and such pentiums are well known for speed!

Emm, yet let me admonish you, speed without plan is stupidity.
Even speed to speak without thinking is foolishness!
so all those high pentium computers make speed without well processing along? No need of talking to a man still existing in the victorian age of reasoning and understanding, of course doing so will retard me to his level of understanding and reasoning.
Culture › Re: How Long Ve U Bin Here? by Tolexander: 8:27am On Apr 23, 2013
Since last month o without doing anything.
Politics › Re: Between Baga, Odi And Zaki Biam: What Is The Difference? by Tolexander: 8:21am On Apr 23, 2013
maasoap: And to imagine that people who want Obasanjo at ICC for genocide are the same set of people who today see the killing of 185 civilians as wiping out Boko Haram. Are they telling us that you can see a settlement that habour 185 boko haram? You people refer to the killing of children, women and defenceless men as collateral damage? Why do average Nigerian like and love to change sides at will? Why do they find it so convenient to condemn an act today and find justification for it tomorrow when another person commit the same offence? OBJ deployed soldiers to Odi and Zaki Biam, they condemned it, Jona's soldiers massacred 185 people, razed down an entire town including their market and food stores and the same set of people who once had and still have empathy for Odi and Zaki Biam people suddenly lost their conscience. My question to you people is 'what happened in Odi and Zaki Biam that didnt happen in Baga?' And this happening few weeks after Mr Jonathan called OBJ action in Odi and Zaki Biam "genocide".
[size=20pt] the differences between them are similar[/size]
Politics › Re: Next Generation Must Take Nigeria To Moon - Jonathan by Tolexander: 7:38am On Apr 23, 2013
[quote author=tosh_acer]LOL. Did he talk about Presidents taking us to the moon? He is literarily saying the next generation should work towards making Nigeria great, not the next President. LOL.[/quote]it is the president leading the transformation he is talking about right now. And it will take another president to lead us to the moon
Politics › Re: WesternNiger.com:12 Top Cities In Nigeria By Population Are By Musiwa by Tolexander: 7:32am On Apr 23, 2013
musiwa24: 1. Lagos. (western Nigeria)
2. Ibadan (western Nigeria)
3. Benin (western Nigeria)
4. Ota (ogun state) (western Nigeria)
5. Port Harcourt. (East)
6. Ilorin (western Nigeria)

7. Akure (western Nigeria)
8. Warri (western Nigeria)
9 Abeokuta (western Nigeria)
10 Kano
11 Kaduna
12 Maiduguri


this is the best, i can help you out for now.. i may not be correct. and i dont have time to do it.. and compare the data.. if i have time.. i will tell you.. correct.. but.. this..
oga musiwa wake up. Can't believe you have been sleeping since 1963. So all those satellite pictures are from the dreamland?
Politics › Re: Baga Massacre!!!:-jonathan-orders-investigation Reports High Civilian Casualties by Tolexander: 7:29am On Apr 23, 2013
So since the incidence, our pentium 0 president just finally booted?

Another committee with networks of committees wey no dey gat outcome but chop income like popcorn.
Education › Re: SSANU Threatens Nationwide Strike by Tolexander: 7:23am On Apr 23, 2013
candygosh: Eweh oh!I dnt think srike has begun in ur skool yet nd ur like ds.
Wht wud happen when it starts
sister! Are you a winch? How am i like cos people have been complaining?
Politics › Re: Next Generation Must Take Nigeria To Moon - Jonathan by Tolexander: 7:18am On Apr 23, 2013
Before the next president can achieve taking us to the moon, the incumbent president should have at least get us up to a very far height above the atmosphere.

Taking about transformation using a caterpillar of an insect, has he forgotten that not all caterpillars reach the pupa stage let alone the adult stage.
Culture › Re: Wha Will You Do If Your Mother In-law Do This To Your Only Child?[pics] by Tolexander: 6:19am On Apr 23, 2013
Na so e dey happen? Abi na tiger you take do your own mother inlaw.
Education › Re: SSANU Threatens Nationwide Strike by Tolexander: 6:15am On Apr 23, 2013
candygosh: Ewww pukes.
Dat was crude mehn! Stop habouring bad thoughts so u will nt end up becomn a pops before returning to skool.
no chic, aint a bad thought. Don't go to that!
The dividend i meant is you and i getting popped up mehn!
Education › Re: Lodge Your Complaints/Comments Here by Tolexander:
olawalebabs: now on fp
ori e pe jare bi alajo shomolu! Don't worry, i go pay you in cash and kind.
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan Zoological Garden (pictures) by Tolexander: 6:04am On Apr 23, 2013
lawizle: Y not ask for Paragonimus westermani you ds f.uc.king Heterolobosa
you self na ginginvalis!
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan Zoological Garden (pictures) by Tolexander: 6:00am On Apr 23, 2013
[quote author=the_ripper2]Too much Zoo 101 and 102 for BOOC dey worry u. And I sure say u no get A for any of d courses. Bufo Bufo ko, Nsukkadrillus Mbae ni.[/quote]olodo ni e! Na zoo 101 for BOOC. I see you, u don read Tropical Zoology finish.
Na 2 times i do the zoo and the highest i pam for the Zoo 101 na 41, the 1st na 11 still doubting if i didn't score the lowest in that set.
Politics › Re: Federal Government To Establish DNA Lab For Nigeria Police by Tolexander:
It will be nice! If only the laboratory will be properly maintained and equipped with the instruments and professionals without politicizing the outcome of their results.
Education › Re: Lodge Your Complaints/Comments Here by Tolexander: 9:30pm On Apr 22, 2013
olawalebabs: ^it has graced the frontpage
olawale, don't let me create the mentality of you being bias within me. What didn't i make the first request before the guy you answered?
Phones › Re: Things You Probably Nevr Know Your Mobile Phone Could Do by Tolexander:
All these you said, when i tried them on my Btech(chinco phone), they refused to function on the phone.

Most especially when i tried the car unlocking steps on my grandpa's 1980 series volkswagen(beetle), the car didn't unlock at all. It even took the intervention of the carpenter nearby to help cut the padlocks used to lock the car's doors with hammer.

The ATM system recognizes
that your PIN number is
backwards from the ATM card
you placed in the machine.
The machine will still give you
the money you requested, but
unknownto the robber,
the police will be immediately
dispatched to the location.
obviously, the theories are not for nigeria but Australia
Politics › Re: Ohaneze Denies Backingamnesty For Boko Haram by Tolexander: 8:33pm On Apr 22, 2013
The same ohaneze that went making a secret meetings with GEJ and collecting billions. Including their trained youths that were deceived to come and collect their own national cake in Abuja.
Politics › Re: N300m Fraud: You’ve Nopowers To Try Me Again,pension Thief, Yusufu, Tellsefcc by Tolexander(op): 8:20pm On Apr 22, 2013
Amazing how a bushmeat is dictating to the hunter where and when to shoot it. Who doesn't know that the hunter seems to be an daft.
Politics › N300m Fraud: You’ve Nopowers To Try Me Again,pension Thief, Yusufu, Tellsefcc by Tolexander(op): 7:23pm On Apr 22, 2013
…challenges court’s
jurisdiction, moves to quash
charge
By Ikechukwu Nnochiri
ABUJA – Convicted pension
thief, Mr John Yakubu
Yusufu, Monday, challenged
the powers of the Economic
and Financial Crimes
Commission, EFCC, to
prosecute him over his
alleged complicity in another
N300million fraud.
Yusufu who was earlier
handed a light sentence by
trial Justice Abubakar Thalba
of an Abuja High Court at
Gudu after he confessed that
he conspired with six other
civil servants and stole
N23billion from the Police
Pension Fund, Monday,
insisted that the Abuja
Division of the Federal High
Court has no jurisdiction to
hear the fresh case brought
against him by the anti-graft
agency.
The accused person who
was a former Director of
Pension in the Police Affairs
Ministry, is answering to a 4-
count criminal charge.
In the fresh charge, he was
said to have on or about
February 14, 2012,
knowingly failed to make full
disclosure of his assets and
liability in the Declaration of
Assets Form he filled and
submitted, and equally failed
to declare that he owns a
company known as AY-A
Global Services Limited.
Yusuf after his conviction
recently
Yusufu after his conviction
recently
EFCC told the court that he
used the name of the
company and lodged in a
fixed deposit account with
the Zenith Bank, the sum of
N250million, N10million in a
fixed deposit account with
the First Bank of Nigeria Plc,
and another N29 million
which he was said to have
instructed one Danjuma Mele
to lodge in his company
account in the name of Jidag
Technical Services Ltd with
Diamond Bank.
The offence according to the
prosecuting agency is
punishable under section 27
(3) of the Economic and
Financial Crimes Commission
(Establishment e.t.c) Act Cap
E1 2004.
However, the accused person
through his lawyer Mr F.C
Ibeh, urged the trial court to
either hands-off his trial of
quash the entire charge for
want of jurisdiction.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/n300m-fraud-youve-no-powers-to-try-me-again-pension-thief-yusufu-tells-efcc/
Politics › Re: 2015: Jonathan In Secret Meeting With Ooni, 22 Yoruba Obas by Tolexander: 7:19pm On Apr 22, 2013
tripleaa: If Tinubu can support GEJ 2011 at the expense of his own party flag bearer, then who are dos broke Obas not to be bought? 10million naira each and 15million naira to the Ooni will make the obas pull off their regalia and dance kukere with GEJ come 2015. Beside, the obas need this cash to buy more bleaching creams and bliq bliq and of cos impregnant more women and romance their servants wives.
the earlier you remember this is not a juvenile section, the better.
Combine all the monarchs in the south east, their assets will only worth feeding Ooni's horse!
Politics › Re: Today In History:april 22 1990-gideon Orkar's Coup by Tolexander:
You should have posted this since early hour of today!

The problem about this African coup plotters is that they give you a very fine and genuine reason for carrying out the act to conceal their selfish motive. At the end, their administration will be worse than the President they outsted. It mostly takes another coup to boot them out.

Moreover, the first paragraph of his speech talked about the success of the coup that was not an inch close to being successful.
Politics › Re: Breaking News- Fire Guts INEC Headquarters Again! by Tolexander: 6:32pm On Apr 22, 2013
Maybe those are the secret section where they intend rigging the next election burning.
Politics › Re: ''juju'' At Ghana's Supreme Court by Tolexander: 6:23pm On Apr 22, 2013
Juju ko, Fuji ni!

Orisirisi ni Africa yi sa!
Nigeria dey use money to disrupt case for tribuna, Ghanian dey use Juju!
Education › Re: SSANU Threatens Nationwide Strike by Tolexander: 6:13pm On Apr 22, 2013
candygosh: Yaaaay! Confirmed! Amaa sleep sleep n get phaatcheesy
yes o! Where are you? So that we can sleep together and produce the dividend of the strike.
Politics › Re: Osun Govt. Commences Hydro Power Plant Project by Tolexander: 6:10pm On Apr 22, 2013
Boyoorisha: Every project in Osun is O-this, O-that grin
[size=20pt] O-YES[/size]
Politics › Re: Osun Govt. Commences Hydro Power Plant Project by Tolexander: 5:55pm On Apr 22, 2013
[size=20pt]It is called O-HYDROPOWER PLANT[/size]
Politics › Re: Materials Used For Bomb-Making Recovered In Bauchi by Tolexander: 5:34pm On Apr 22, 2013
Na fake bomb the police dey always discover!

If na real bomb, dem no go discover am!
Education › Re: Babcock University Increases School Fees, Now Up To N3million by Tolexander: 5:23pm On Apr 22, 2013
mamacy: :otheir nursing is one of the best in the country at least until I left. I actualy left cos my aunty caLls nursing“ise kogbe kogbe” I wouldn't mind doing nursing abroad thou
how did you get that?

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