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Jokes Etc › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With A Celebrity! by Tolexander(op): 3:53pm On Apr 26, 2013
[quote author=Pikin_Nwa]ara gagba ndi ara[/quote]ti o ba je pe epe ni, ki o ma je ti iwo ati ara ile re.
Jokes Etc › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With A Celebrity! by Tolexander(op): 3:50pm On Apr 26, 2013
Chibykeze: abi..maybe na im bro be dat..jobless fool
sadness and bitterness shall find no place in my home like am seeing from the post.
Jokes Etc › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With A Celebrity! by Tolexander(op): 1:16pm On Apr 26, 2013
Egba girl: na so life be o. You just have to keep doing and you never know when that one thing you did just for the fun of it will materialize into something bigger than you expected. Keep doing you.
na so my sister. The news i was serious with thinking would make front page are just there dancing azonto in their various sections
Politics › Re: Arewa Youths Reject FG’s N5.8bn Compensation For Post-election Violence by Tolexander: 12:55pm On Apr 26, 2013
PapaBrowne: But seriously I have three questions for you.

1)What school did you attend?
2)When last did you read and understand a book?
3)Is it possible to collect back your school fees from your school?

Because obviously comprehension is a huge issue for you! Please reread the article and do it slowly, very slowly.
Once again, compensation is for victims and not perpetrators of violence. I hope you comprehend.
your questions are as useless as yourself.
What am saying is that compensating the victims is like encouraging the act everytime election result is announced.
Literature › Re: Soyinka Wins Anisfield-Wolf Lifetime Achievement Award by Tolexander: 12:40pm On Apr 26, 2013
This guy and awards sha!
Think he should be given the father of african literature which is not restricted to modern literature alone.
Politics › Re: Alison-Madueke Named In N59tr Shady Oil-Deal by Tolexander: 12:32pm On Apr 26, 2013
40 laptop crew over to you!
Jokes Etc › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With A Celebrity! by Tolexander(op): 12:02pm On Apr 26, 2013
Egba girl: Tolex, you don make FP o. LOL!! again, bros chop knuckle. lol
me self dey surprise.
I just wanna catch fun with the latest developement on nairaland when i posted the picture not knowing it is going to be capitalised.
Sports › Re: The Spirit Of Marathon Running (Pic) by Tolexander: 10:05am On Apr 26, 2013
She really tried, to be very sincere. Cos when i tried imagining what i would do if i was the lady.
Something came to my mind, and that is finishing the race as the winner and going back to the chinese to give her part of the $10,000 forfeited.

It takes a great emotional and material sacrifice to be nice.
Politics › Re: Arewa Youths Reject FG’s N5.8bn Compensation For Post-election Violence by Tolexander: 10:00am On Apr 26, 2013
taharqa: Jeez! He even answer, still in his ignorance!! Read d article that is in front of you, guy: the compensatn is going DIRECTLY to d victims of d Post-2011 Election Violence tru d States. Victims like Churches, Mosques, Schools, Houses, Businesses, Palaces, etc burnt; Victims like people who were killd or injured Or who had their livelihood destroyd, including those Corpers. Etc... This is Comprehensive Compensation (not d Emergency Compensation which many of d Victims hv already receivd); and just as d article indicatd, you need to physically Ascertain the Claims and Extent of d Damages suffered by the Victims if what you are doing is a Comprehensive Compensation Package. That's one of d reasons why it took sm time (2 years) b4 the Evaluation and actual Disbursement was finali concluded; and the more reason why these so-calld 'Arewa Youths' were been REALLY SILLLY in linking the 'delay' to d alleged 2015 Electn of d President, as though the PROCESS startd toady apart from d fact that d said election is still 2 years away.... Nuff said
mr man, i read the post.
What am saying is that why should they be compensated.
Compensation for this will call for more of this in the future cos they had already known they will be compensated.

Stop including some things that are out of the matter to gain cheap points. Corpers aren't among them. The families of the slain corpers in Bauchi have been compensated.
Politics › Re: OAU Student Escapes Assassination Attempt, Shot Twice By Assassins by Tolexander: 9:41am On Apr 26, 2013
Just heard about it on monday from a bystander!

May God continue to save you.

Which of the european and african bullet proof had you that day?
Politics › Re: Arewa Youths Reject FG’s N5.8bn Compensation For Post-election Violence by Tolexander: 9:32am On Apr 26, 2013
Omexonomy: For the first time in your life you make sense. For that you deserve one gallon of raw enthanol and for cartton of rutting gala.
no problem! Make we dey sip am when i continue to chill when you will make your own sense.
Am afraid i may chill till eternity.
Politics › Re: Arewa Youths Reject FG’s N5.8bn Compensation For Post-election Violence by Tolexander: 7:28am On Apr 26, 2013
Why compensating these people?

The violence was by their own people and not as if some people went from sokoto to maiduguri to cause violence there.
Eni ti o ba bi omo oran na ni o ye ki o pon nkan e(a woman that bears a monster should be the sole carrier)!

This administration and its father xmas gift sha.
Politics › Re: Five Policemen, 20 Suspected Terrorists Die In JTF, Boko Haram Clash In Yobe by Tolexander: 7:13am On Apr 26, 2013
JTF spokesman in the Northeast
state, Lt. Eli Lazarus, said in a
statement yesterday that the
insurgents were repelled.
the operation was repelled and this occured:

“Two police officers were killed
in the attack
while five of the
suspected terrorists lost their
lives during the encounter.
“Some of the suspected
terrorists escaped in two
vehicles with injuries while
others are believed to still be in
the town.
“The fleeing terrorists took
away one police Hilux vehicle
fitted with siren at the top, one
other vehicle, police uniforms
and other items from the police
stations.
what if the operation was not repelled, what would have happened?
These people seem to be more powerful than what our police can handle.
Jokes Etc › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With A Celebrity! by Tolexander(op): 6:53am On Apr 26, 2013
[quote author=ShyM-X]^^^Err... Welcome to nairaland... wink tongue[/quote]o ku ise!
Piso ni mo ni ki o wo, omo ni o n ki!
Jokes Etc › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With A Celebrity! by Tolexander(op): 6:51am On Apr 26, 2013
Egba girl: LMAO!!!!!!! yal hilarious! ahahahhahahhahhaaha OP don vex!! I feel u jare Tolex!
tanks jare! Wa gbayi ni oju awon ti o fe e ati awon ti ko gba ti e.
Education › Re: Three Killed, 200 Injured As Examination Hall Collapses by Tolexander:
One of the survivors, Godiya
John, 22, who sustained a
spinal cord injury, was
immediately referred to the
National Hospital, Abuja.
this school has succeeded in producing another ayefele.

Sometimes, i wonder if some states have no ministries of educations considering the kind of private schools we see around.
Education › Re: Nigeria To Create Six ‘mega Universities’ by Tolexander: 5:24am On Apr 26, 2013
Another plan to bring about political unrest and academic dichotomy.

Now that all schools are neither tagged mini nor mega, there is still the feeling among nigerian students base on superiority of a school to the other. The creation of mega schools will make those who are not opportuned to be admitted to the mega schools to be looked down upon as if they aren't in school.

It will be very unwise for some students to be enjoying the a modernised educational facilities while the others that sat for the same jamb with them to be under archaic system of learning.

Very sure the admission into these mega universities won't be based on merit but nepotism, cronysm and favortism just like the NDA and co.

Another problem is which of the existing schools will be chosen that won't cause any problem in each geo-political zone

Instead of these mega university initiative, why can't they just disburse this fund to the existing schools to lift their standard a bit.
Politics › Re: Reps Want Perimeter Fencing Of Nigerian Borders by Tolexander: 5:12am On Apr 26, 2013
These people and their very silly debates!

Another agenda to loot the country.
Crime › Re: Lagos Police Smash Kidnap Syndicate And Arrest 6 by Tolexander: 4:59am On Apr 26, 2013
Seems i will need to port back to my grandpa's volkswagen since exotic cars attract these SOBs!
Celebrities › Re: Me, Mama G And Bob Manuel Udokwu by Tolexander: 9:23pm On Apr 25, 2013
But the last time i checked, nairaland was a faceless forum.

Be like say the nairalander went to watch Mama G doing mother christmass.


This also must reach the homepage.
https://www.nairaland.com/1269937/picture-nairalander-celebrity#1269937.7
Politics › 7 Killed In Yobe Terrorattack by Tolexander(op): 9:14pm On Apr 25, 2013
Gashua (Yobe) – The Joint
Task Force (JTF) on security
in Yobe has confirmed the
death of two policemen and
five suspected terrorists in
an attack early on Thursday.
The policemen and terrorists
lost their lives during an
attack on security formations
by suspected Islamic Boko
Haram members at Gashua in
the Bade Local Government
Area of Yobe.
The Spokesman of the JTF, Lt.
Eli Lazarus, made the
announcement in a
statement made available to
Journalists.
Lazarus said that some of the
attackers escaped with
gunshot wounds and
appealed to the public,
particularly medical
personnel not to treat any
one with gun shot wounds.
“Please, help us by informing
the police or any of the task
force formations before
anyone with gunshot
wounds would be treated.
“Those that escaped with
gunshot wounds also carted
away two vehicles, police
uniforms and other items
from the police station,” he
said.
The statement noted that
“security operatives on the
other hand recovered three
vehicles, one AK47 rifle and
one Rocket Propelled
Grenade bomb.
“Other items recovered
include, one locally made
pistol, one generating set
and a large quantity of
ammunition.”
The statement added that
the JTF was conducting
‘cordon and search’
operation in Gashua to fish
out any of the gunmen
probably hiding in the village.
The JTF assured that it was
on top of the situation and
solicited for cooperation
from the public to ensure
that normalcy returned to
Gashua. (NAN)
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/7-killed-in-yobe-terror-attack/
Nairaland General › Re: Man Gets 15 Years For Repeatedly Sexually Assaulting His Pet Dogs by Tolexander: 8:45pm On Apr 25, 2013
Is it a rape case?
Did the dog lodge any complaint of molestation?

They were both enjoying themselves, probably the dog derived the highest orgasm.
Jokes Etc › Re: When Will Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle Pass Waec by Tolexander: 8:34pm On Apr 25, 2013
Medley: A plea to solicit for the freedom of ciroma chukwuma adekunle, he's been writing waec for so long.

a waiver wont be bad!
oh boy, na true o! E don tey wey the guy don dey do WAEC and GCE every year wey e never pass am o.

Seems that is an evidence why the combination of hausa, igbo and yoruba in the same country won't work!
Jokes Etc › Picture Of A Nairalander With A Celebrity! by Tolexander(op): 8:25pm On Apr 25, 2013
Since this is what is trending now on nairaland, so i decided posting a nairalander's pic with a celeb.

Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Two Police Officers Killed, Fresh Borno Gunbattle by Tolexander: 8:07pm On Apr 25, 2013
This is no more a news but a norm!
Music/Radio › Re: Tonto Dikeh To Release 5th Single “carriage” This friday…. by Tolexander: 7:13pm On Apr 25, 2013
Congrat bro for the homepage specimen!
Education › Re: Over 1.7m Sit For Jamb Utme Saturday.............. No Jamb Required To Gau by Tolexander: 7:04pm On Apr 25, 2013
1.7million candidates?

So after building o'level certificate like building a mansion to have 5 credits in 5 sittings, one will still need competing with 1.7million candidates just for 520,000 spaces?
Politics › Re: Can You Identify This Person In This Picture? by Tolexander: 6:46pm On Apr 25, 2013
What kind of question is this?

Didn't you watch the early mount. Zion films in the early and mid 90s(ide esu and co) where you see angel(ghost) of God in whites and angel(ghost) of devil in blacks?

Boko harams are typical examples of ghosts of devil and GEJ said they are ghosts. Hence the ghost in black.
Celebrities › Re: Stella Damasus Marries Dorris Simeon's Former Husband, Daniel As 3rd Marriage by Tolexander: 6:41pm On Apr 25, 2013
3rd marriage?
Well, maybe she is on a voyage of marriage.
Politics › Re: GEJ Awards $40m Contract To Israeli Company To Monitor Internet In Nigeria by Tolexander: 5:32pm On Apr 25, 2013
The day they start the internet monitoring is the day i leave nairaland.

Moreover, why can't they award the contract to musiwa?

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