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This old cargo wanna be a celebrity by force through facebook and twitter!

Here we come again!
5000? Did they count their goats, cattle and monkeys?

He should be held responsible for any kidnapping that happens after the statement!

This belongs to the joke section!

Where the hell have you acquired the Oko nla?

Itz better you discharge the police officer if you wanna enjoy heaven and hold her tightly if you wanna enjoy the earth.
And if you wanna enjoy both your wife and the police officer, fork your wife when your d1ck is relaxed cos then, it won't be large and fork the police officer when the strong room is filled

ume: i dey suspect you.

suspect? I no do anything o

The first quarter of the year
ended on a good note with
many cinema releases. With
the record set by Stephanie
Okereke’s “ Through the
Glass” and Funke Akindele’s
“Return of Jenifa” few years
ago when they hit the
cinemas, Nollywood films
have continued to be top on
the chart.
It not surprising however
that the under-listed films
which premiered during the
1st quarter of the year were
nothing less of block-bluster
films.
BROKEN
A social movie, Broken
premiered at the Silverbird
Entertainment Centre in
Abuja on Thursday, March
28, 2013. The premiere was
attended by members of the
cast and crew of the movie,
as well as members of the
public. Broken was directed
and produced by Bright
Wonder Obasi.
It starred notable Nollywood
big names like Bimbo
Manuel, Nse Ikpe-Etim and
Kalu Ikeagwu. The movie also
featured Iyke Adiele, Tehilla
Adiele, Mary Chukwu, Maksat
Anpe, and Shalom Sharon
Bada. It centers around the
lives of two past lovers, who
were once married.
Along the line their lives are
thrown into chaos as a result
of their past mistakes. Those
who have seen the movie
say, it’s doing well in the
cinemas.
House of Gold
Produced
by Yvonne
Nelson
and
directed
by Pascal
Amanfo,House of Gold stars
Majid Michel, Yvonne Nelson,
Ice Prince Zamani, Omawumi
Megbele, Eddie Watson,
Francis Odega, and Luckie
Lawson. The movie, which
premiered late last month is
a production of Media GH.
The story resolves around
Dab Ansah Williams, a high
flying entrepreneur/business
mogul and socialite who is
battling with cancer and has
6 weeks left to live,
according to his medical
doctors. With the help of his
long time associate and legal
representative, he embarks
on a mission to call all his
children back home – most
of whom were born out of
wedlock and various illicit
affairs.
The reunion proves a little
more than everyone
bargained for as each child
returns with an agenda,
setting the stage for the
most hilarious and bizarre 7
days of their lives. At the end,
they realize that there is just
too much for too many.
Blood and Henna
Starring, Sadiq Sani
Sadiq,Nafisat Abdullahi, Ali
Nuhu, Ibrahim Daddy, Beauty
Sankey, Salihu Bappa, Yachat
Sankey,Blood and Henna
produced by the trio of Nura
Akilu, Kenneth Gyang and Ali
Nuhurecaptures the story of
Musa who return to his
village after his shop has
been burnt in Lagos as a
result of protests
surrounding the early 90s
military’s two-party system.
Back home, he re-unites with
his two friends, especially
Shehu, a radical journalist
who is now teaching the
community’s kids in a
makeshift school after
running away from the city
himself on account of the
military’s crackdown on
journalists protesting their
handling of the political
situation in the country.
Henna
Henna
Musa meets and falls in love
with Saude whose father is
the richest farmer in the
village. The girl is married off
to him after Musa sells her
father’s pepper in the city,
breaking new grounds and
making huge money for her
money-loving father.
Their marriage is rosy at first
until Saude experiences a
series of miscarriages… and
a meningitis outbreak
threatens to breakup the
family’s happiness.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/nollywood-in-the-1st-quarter-of-the-year/

This is no news at all since he didn't die or had any fracture that can made him to be flown abroad like Suntai Danbaba.

There are many road accidents like this experienced by common citizens and no goverment hears about it.

This is just to make him aware there are accidents on our road daily cos they aren't motorable.

EFCC can't get to the bottom of any saga. Where has been the outcome of the previous scandals?
Where is Maina?

I pray they are not SHIPABLE, BOATABLE and SUBMARINEABLE when their potholes are filled with water before then.

Less i forget, he said boko haram menace would end by last year June!

Blazinraj01: Seems you are in my shoes. And people end up telling me am not nice. I get tired of guys easily. D moment you stop being interesting. I find it hard going into a relationship because I might end up hurting you . All those things they used to do when they were chasing you and they stop them, the whole relationship just sucks

don't worry my dad will take care of emotion fading when you become my step mother!
Lol!

Nice interview, nice work from Suraj!

Seems am seeing some of the problems with modern nigerian youths and students, ability to endure and read a mind shapening interview and words from the nonpartisan intellects and activists that will go a very long way to transform our mentality and approach towards building a new, solid and vibrant nigeria which every forward loving nigerian has been craving for.

Very saddening to realise that this type of thread won't generate traffic from many nairalanders and guests when compared to tonto dickeh and co thread.

Abuja – The Inspector General of
Police (IG), Mr Mohammed
Abubakar, says that obtaining
police permit for the use of
vehicles with tinted glasses “is
free of charge and does not
attract any charge”.

just like bail is free?

At last!
Rejoicing with them with my azonto.

He said that there was no
disagreement between President
Jonathan and Governor Amaechi
because theystill work together.
So, they are not in any crisis at all.

since there is no disagreement between GEJ and Governor Rotimi Amaechi, why now thinking about the mediation between them? Or T.B Joshua has predicted a crisis is going to occur between them?

So you too believe in witches and wizards.

Ornithological specimens of identical plumage tend to aggregate in close proximity!
birds of a feather flock together !
egbe eye leye n wo to!

I never expected any different thing from you also, was it not one of the cabinet member of your 'oga at the top' that said witches are behind the electric power generation!
No be the same witch talk say boko haram menace would end by June last year?

PhysicsQED: Belgian colonial rule introduced French as an official language there.

k!
Thanks!
Cos i know the Ruanda-Urundi gained independence from Belgium in July 1962, forming Rwanda and Burundi. And to my knowledge, Belgium has 3 territories of which the majority of the belgian populations are flemings which speak dutch. That is what made me ask the question anyway.

It is blockade and starvation!

The smugglers own the fault. Had they bribed the custom officers, they would have allowed them to bring in the 'contraband goods' safely. No be those very corrupt officers!

People say that there has
been more information in
the past twenty years than
ever before in the history of
the world. Practically
anything you search for on
google will yield about
300,000 results. But with this
information boom comes
loads of challenges.
Carelessly edited, quickly
downloaded projects;
unchecked facts that could
get you into a lot of trouble
with your boss, and copying
and pasting that could
question your creativity. Let’s
face it, it is nearly impossible
to work without the internet
today, but with these simple
habits you can override the
negatives and click to your
advantage.
Write, un-write and rewrite:
It’s easy to know information
that has been copied from
the net. If the blue
underlined fonts don’t give
you away, the writing style
will. So do not be lazy, take
out time to put whatever you
must have copied into your
own words.
Attribute: In some countries,
you could get jailed for
plagiarism. So if you lift the
intellectual property of
someone else, be sure to
make reference to the writer.
If it’s a scholarly work, be
sure to use the required style
for referencing.
Cross check: Any Tom, Dick or
Harry can put anything
online. It takes a bigger man
to find out just how much of
it is true. Being in a rush to
share information that you
aren’t sure of could
jeopardize your credibility
before your online audience,
your colleagues at the office
or the audience you are
making a presentation to.
Crosscheck with credible
online and non virtual
sources.
A touch of you: Give
information got from the
internet a touch of yourself.
Personalize it with charts,
pictures and creative words.
Truthfully, it could take a
longer time restructuring
information already written
than building yours from the
scratch. But at the end, it’s
always worth the try.
Old fashioned tips:
Sometimes, the old fashioned
style of reading a book could
cover a multitude of sins.
Already published books give
information with greater
credibility than websites can.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/after-you-copy-and-paste/

PhysicsQED: Well, actually Nkunzimana is a name that is found in Burudi, which is Francophone, so it seems that he's right. He didn't say she was French or had a French last name but just recognized that she is from a Francophone country.

but burundi was colonized by Germans and later Belgians after the 1st world war if am right?
How come you are saying francophone?

Afam4eva: I think this is an insult to AD. A lot of people have the belief that AD changed to AC but i think what happened was that the leading figures in AD created a new part called AC and so, everybody assumed that AD changed to AD. AD remained a part and probably still remains a party after AC was created.

AD existed as a party after the leading members went to form AC.
AD had a candidate in chief Adebayo Adefarati for the April 2007 election but died before the election.

Anyhow it comes, all APC should want is PDP's waist in the next election!
APC should be up to the task to demand this so that at the before any election we can all try to assess which one can give a better dance or better screw.

Na for inside oversee hospital dem do the wedding?
Cos the last time i checked, chime sullivan hasn't come back from his medical trip!

A list to fabricate another competition with gennivieve nnaji!

SEOU – “Gangnam Style” star
Psy was praised by South
Korea’s president and
slammed by its state
broadcaster all on the same
day Thursday, as his new
song “Gentleman” made
more than just musical
waves.
While President Park Geun-
Hye cited Psy’s “exemplary”
respect for copyright
principles, KBS television
banned the “Gentleman”
music video saying it could
encourage anti-social
behaviour.
A KBS statement suggested
the offending sequences in
the video, which has already
clocked up 140 million views
on YouTube, showed Psy
jaywalking down an empty
street and then kicking a
traffic cone labelled “No
Parking”.
KBS said the images might
set a bad example to
younger viewers and did not
meet the standards set by
the state broadcaster.
“We strictly forbid any
material that might disturb
basic public order,” the
statement said.
The video ban came as
President Park Geun-Hye
favourably name-checked Psy
during a meeting with
policymakers in which she
urged a “paradigm shift”
from an economy based on
manufacturing to one that
embraced creativity.
“Growth led by a few big
firms and the government
are bound to be limited… we
need a healthy ecosystem of
creative entrepreneurs,” she
said, citing late Apple
founder Steve Jobs and
Microsoft’s Bill Gates as
examples.
Rampant piracy in IT and
cultural products needs to be
curbed to encourage more
creation of software, she
added, praising Psy for
paying to borrow a dance
move from another K-pop act
for his “Gentleman” video.
The video features a hip-
swinging dance originally
performed in 2009 by
popular girlband Brown Eyed
Girls for their hit
“Abracadabra”.
In order to incorporate the
routine, Psy paid an
unspecified fee to the team
of choreographers who
created it.
“This recognition of the
value of other people’s
creativity is a very exemplary
case,” Park said.
The “Gentleman” video
shows Psy, wearing his
signature sunglasses,
dancing at various locations
in and around Seoul
including a high-end clothing
store, restaurant, swimming
pool and a library.
The storyline features the
singer teasing and playing
practical jokes on women,
such as pulling their chairs
away as they are about to sit
or untying a woman’s bikini
top at a swimming pool.
It was the video of
“Gangnam Style”, and in
particular Psy’s signature
horse-riding dance, that
pushed him to global
stardom last year after it was
posted on YouTube and
turned into a viral sensation.
A satire on the luxury lifestyle
of Seoul’s upscale Gangnam
district, it has become the
most-watched YouTube
video of all time, registering
more than 1.5 billion views
since it debuted last July.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/psys-gentleman-video-praised-and-banned/

On the vexed bombing and
killing of innocent Nigerians by
the Boko Haram sect, Tukur
posited that the nation was
under foreign attacks, as
according to him, there was no
other plausible explanation to
the bombings of innocent
worshippers in churches and
mosques, traders in markets and
security outfits as currently
witnessed in many states of the
North.

E GBA MI O!
thought i have heard it all on boko haram in nigeria.
Little wonder there hasn't been any solution to the menace. When there isn't any consentual agreement between the president and his subordinates.
GEJ (President of the federal republic of nigeria) said they are ghost.
Azazi(special adviser on security matter) said they in PDP.
Doyin Okupe(senior special assistance to the president on public affairs) said Buhari is their sponsor.
Now Bamanga Tukur(PDP chairman) said they are foreigners

Ya!
I can still remember on the 18th of april, 1980 when the southern Rhodesia gained their independence with the mantle of leadership given to Canaan Sodido Banana after the zimbabwe liberation war.

Happy independence Zimbabwe!

Is there any threat in Gani Adam's statement at all? Cos i went through and saw none!