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Celebrities › Re: Faze Opens-Up About Tuface's Relationship with Blackface by Tolexander:
I very love the combination of the plantashun boiz. Blackface with his musical talent, rap, voice and lyrics,
2face with his natural fame and musical voice.
Faze with musical talent and voice.

Black Face is also going to be big.
Everybody seems to be
supporting him financially, and it
takes a lot for people to believe
in you.
has he gone that impoverished!
Politics › Re: JTF Kill Top Boko-Haram Commander by Tolexander: 8:56am On Apr 27, 2013
Sitting down, expecting another Abu Qaqa story!

Later, one hears it wasn't muhamad Chad that was killed, but his servant!
Politics › Re: Why We Stopped Amaechi’s Plane – FAAN by Tolexander: 8:47am On Apr 27, 2013
berem: your brain travel? me write JAMB? the last time i wrote JAMB was in 1999 .
na lie. That is when you started. Don't worry. This is your year, you will make it this time!

Me dey primary school when? No be me supervise that Jamb you did in 1999!

Amechi isn't serious at all(i don't want to be banned for derailing the thread)
Politics › Re: Falana Visits Jonathan by Tolexander: 8:37am On Apr 27, 2013
Falana gbo ti e, ti ara eni ni a n gbo!
Politics › Re: Why We Stopped Amaechi’s Plane – FAAN by Tolexander: 8:34am On Apr 27, 2013
nameo: Why do you always sound stu.pid whenever you post a comment?? And to think that you are a married FEMALE!

Sorry, but that is what I have noticed about you
that is too harsh to someone that never insulted you. You need learning to respect people which i think used to be part of home training.
Politics › Re: Why We Stopped Amaechi’s Plane – FAAN by Tolexander: 8:26am On Apr 27, 2013
berem: lol!
you better stop laughing before you exam supervisor sees you nairalanding in the jamb exam hall. All the best sister!
This year is your year in Jesus name!
Have you seen the expo i sent to your phone?
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With Different Nollywood Actors by Tolexander:
How did you get to snap with these cherubrities?

Guess you often help them in washing clothes in location!
Politics › Re: Why We Stopped Amaechi’s Plane – FAAN by Tolexander:
Ibro Yaya: They have already told you that even the President's plane declares its manifest before taking off. Why bring Patrick Yakowa and Azazi to this matter? Where they taking off from an airport or where they flying a commercial or private Jet?Think with your head I beg!
Ameachi's captain knew the right thing to do, but failed to do it. Maybe his head is also becoming big like his master Ameachi!
Please leave GEJ out of this matter. Laws must be obeyed, period!!
so far you have hairs in your armpits like they are on your head doesn't mean you should replace your reasoning faculty with that putrid armpits. Did i mention GEJ in the post!
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander Hanging Out With Dbanj & Don Jazzy (picture) by Tolexander: 5:20am On Apr 27, 2013
Where are D banj and Don jazzy? Can only see Dapo Daniel Oyebanjo and Michael Collins Ajereh!
Looks as they were still huzzling on how to produce 'No long thing'.

@the nairalander! Your trousers in the pic look as if you were on sack race
Politics › Re: JAMB Registrar Escapes Assassination By Whiskers by Tolexander: 5:05am On Apr 27, 2013
They aren't after his life, they are only after life question paper!
Politics › Re: Why We Stopped Amaechi’s Plane – FAAN by Tolexander: 4:59am On Apr 27, 2013
The Federal Airports Authority of
Nigeria, however, said it stopped
Mr. Amaechi’s plane because the
governor failed to declare the
flight manifest.
why would he declare his flight manifest after going to a funeral?

Where are Andrew Owoye Azazi and Patrick Ibrahim Yakowa that declared their flight manifest after the funeral in bayelsa state?
Politics › Re: Alison-Madueke Named In N59tr Shady Oil-Deal by Tolexander: 4:42am On Apr 27, 2013
[quote author=Mr. Globe]This old shameless man really have a sense of humor unusual from us all. What's funny in this thrash he spilled above. Gbawe are you not typing from Tinubu's laptop? You have been disgraced enough on this forum with your propaganda, I wonder how you still manage to post with this Id you unrepentant bigot![/quote]muhehehe!
See a pot use daily on firewood calling a kettle use daily on gas cooker black!
Politics › Re: Alison-Madueke Named In N59tr Shady Oil-Deal by Tolexander: 4:38am On Apr 27, 2013
Gbawe: Another sad, frustrated, obsessed stalker. Better go and find a girlfriend or boyfriend to devote your attention on because I certainly don't want it. No doubt no one wants to come near your ugly mug but I am sure there is a girl or dude out there ugly enough to overlook even your hideous face and rancid Dog breath.
Gbawe! Bi o ko ti e di ibo, o ti wole! You are the real son of the soil teaching the soiled sons!
Nairaland General › Re: 25 Amazing And Bizarre Facts by Tolexander: 4:26am On Apr 27, 2013
The facts are 24 in number. Fact 21 is like subfact 15. Murder is a crime!
Politics › Re: Installation Of 10,000 Security Cameras In Lagos Stalled by Tolexander: 4:09am On Apr 27, 2013
iykak47: The truth is that Lagos state is not ready to install security cameras. When did Fashola start taking order from Abuja?
Blaming FG for his shortcoming is irritating and childish.

If Fashola installs security cameras in Lagos, will federal government destroy them?
"When we were about
to embark on their
installation, the
Federal Government
[size=18pt]contacted[/size] us and said
we needed to stop.

The reason we were
given was that the FG
had a scheme in the
pipeline, which
involved the
installation of security
cameras all over major
cities in the country.
"According to the
Federal Government,
Lagos was going to be
in the first phase of
the project. That was
why we stopped our
own project.
"But we have since
written a letter to the
Federal Government,
asking it to tell us
those locations where
the cameras will be
installed so that when
we begin to install
ours, we would not
duplicate locations.
That is where we
currently stand."
Politics › Re: FG Declares Wednesday, May 1, Public Holiday by Tolexander: 3:52am On Apr 27, 2013
Holiday is coming

Holiday is coming

No more p p p(don 4get am ni o)

No more n n n(e gat as e be o)

Good bye teacher, Good bye student

I am going to rest

Enjoying holiday!
Enjoying holiday!

Jokes Etc › Re: A Nairalander With Denzel Washington. by Tolexander: 3:45am On Apr 27, 2013
Couldn't believe today is not april fool when i clicked on the topic!

O ti ya werey mo ti ile!
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Blackface's Children by Tolexander: 3:42am On Apr 27, 2013
What is blackface?
Is it a celeb?
Nairaland General › Re: What Makes You Think You Are Beautiful/handsome? by Tolexander: 3:40am On Apr 27, 2013
Cos am on costume!
Celebrities › Re: Damola Olatunji And Wife, Raliat Abiodun-olatunji On Honeymoon (PHOTOS) by Tolexander: 3:36am On Apr 27, 2013
Who are they?
Are they nairalanders?
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With KC by Tolexander: 9:25pm On Apr 26, 2013
A nairalander with KC?
Do u mean kings' college?
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With 9ice by Tolexander: 9:11pm On Apr 26, 2013
Was the picture taken when you were in primary 2 cos you look very young in it?

Seems nice was still huzzling then. Cos the shirt no really stand well for him body, just like an impotent wearing condom, na so the shirt be for him body.
Politics › Re: Arewa Youths Reject FG’s N5.8bn Compensation For Post-election Violence by Tolexander: 8:52pm On Apr 26, 2013
badmrkt: having done analysis with your IQ,i can authoritatively say your is lower than that of a fish.i swear i'ven't seen one with a low a IQ as yours.you definitely deserve a medal.
hard to believe touts also now have an assess to internet!
Am sorry i don't trade words with id1ots
Politics › Re: FG Declares 1st Of May, Public-Holiday by Tolexander:
Holiday is coming!

Holiday is coming!!

No more hun hun hun(i no sabi am again ni o)

no more hun hun hun(e gat as e be ni o)

gud bye teacher, gud bye students,

am going to rest,

enjoying holiday!

Enjoying holiday!

Politics › Re: Is Nigeria Becoming A Failed State by Tolexander: 7:19pm On Apr 26, 2013
Nigeria is a failed state because the entity Ciroma Chukuma Adekunle has been writing WAEC since inception and hasn't passed it.
So nigeria is a failed(maybe failing) state. period!
Politics › Re: Jonathan Grounds Governor Amaechi's Bombardier Jet In Akure Airport by Tolexander: 7:12pm On Apr 26, 2013
Don't worry Amechi, they can only ground your plane now, nobody can ground your legs to Aso Rock in 2015!
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With Kingsley Ogbonna(dawuda) by Tolexander: 7:02pm On Apr 26, 2013
[quote author=Mr. Globe]I never had any idea you are gay.[/quote]don't tell me you are looking for partner, cos i don't do [size=18]69[/size] things! Search your customers away from my circumference.
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With Kingsley Ogbonna(dawuda) by Tolexander: 6:32pm On Apr 26, 2013
Guy, you almost look handsome o.

You even look more celeb than the celebrity.
Entertainment › Re: Before and after..Mimi & Iphy Osteen (picture) by Tolexander: 6:15pm On Apr 26, 2013
ijebabe: What the hell is going on?

Pls, organisers of Mr & Miss Nairaland do you thing fast so we can rest angry
seems na the on dey go hell o! Cos i can see something similar to black sky.
Politics › Re: Controversial Pension Thief Judge, Talba Suspended For One Year by Tolexander:
The man is supposed to be given a lifetime away from civil service.

Given just a year to go and enjoy the money collected from the thief.
Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala Elected Chair Of Au Risk Agency by Tolexander: 4:38pm On Apr 26, 2013
An Economist to fight the extreme weather condition and disaster!

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