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Jokes Etc › Re: Top 5 Most Popular Meme Characters On Nairaland by tollyboy5(m): 11:48am On Dec 11, 2024
Not again grin

Politics › Re: Tax Reform Bills: RMAFC Opposes Proposed VAT Sharing Formula by tollyboy5(m): 8:40am On Dec 11, 2024
Bobloco:
What about states that get to produce crude oil, their environment degraded, but they do not receive commensurate compensation for it? If the Tinubu government wants to do a holistic restructuring of this revenue-sharing system, they should ensure that each state gets what is due to it from crude oil, mineral resources, VAT, etc.
Is 13% oil derivative a joke to you?
Is river state that also benefit from the new tax bill not an oil producing state?
Won't it favor fubura who currently lacking allocations?
Politics › Re: Tax Reform Bills: RMAFC Opposes Proposed VAT Sharing Formula by tollyboy5(m): 8:07am On Dec 11, 2024
Bobloco:
Guy chill

This matter is beyond your intellectual capacity and capability
It not beyond my mental capacity that my state produce the highest vat and get little or nothing for it
Politics › Re: Tax Reform Bills: RMAFC Opposes Proposed VAT Sharing Formula by tollyboy5(m): 7:30am On Dec 11, 2024
Bobloco:
“The Constitution designates RMAFC as the final authority on matters of revenue allocation,” the memorandum stated.

The Commission noted that “As such, no Act of Parliament, including the VAT Act, can infringe upon this constitutional responsibility. Any such attempt would constitute a violation of the Constitution.”


The RMAFC guy was drawing the attention of those working on the new tax bill to the fact that the RMAFC is the only body constitutionally empowered on matters of revenue sharing.
RMAFC guy need to get sacked and replaced immediately. He doesn't know what he's saying
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Carries Attack On Syrian Naval Fleet(photos) by tollyboy5(m): 7:14am On Dec 11, 2024
Botragelad:
All you lot accusing Israel of being land grabbers need to read.
Am yisreal chai 🇮🇱!
In summary Israel had to terrorise Syria unprovoked due to their thoughts of Syria becoming a potential threat.

Israel starting a war because they thought...


Lol
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Warplanes Pound Syria As Troops Advance Deeper Into The Country by tollyboy5(m): 3:52pm On Dec 10, 2024
rottennaija:
Do you think this is a joke?
It has always been. Lol grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Warplanes Pound Syria As Troops Advance Deeper Into The Country by tollyboy5(m): 3:46pm On Dec 10, 2024
rottennaija:
Greater Israel project underway
Oh E cover part of Egypt/Ethiopia? Comedian grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Can I Marry An Unbeliever? by tollyboy5(m): 9:10am On Dec 08, 2024
I talked to a girl that I would want to take her serious. My mistake was that.. I told her in my family we celebrate Muslim festival.
She brought alot of objection to the table. The funniest thing is her parents who are strong believers are separated and she has not learnt a lesson that it's not about being so spiritual.

That was the end
Programming › Re: Animegirl: My Journey As A Full-stack Web-developer In Tech by tollyboy5(m): 7:33am On Dec 08, 2024
Akinfemmy:

okay boy
Is okay if you're gay? .
Opposite of simp is not gay bro
Programming › Re: Animegirl: My Journey As A Full-stack Web-developer In Tech by tollyboy5(m): 7:32am On Dec 08, 2024
qtguru:
lol you harsh grin
Bro gimme laravel, golang job abeg.

To the mod wey gimme one year ban.
TFY
Family › Re: My Wife Is An Officer But She Doesn't Involve Herself In My Affairs by tollyboy5(m): 12:20pm On Dec 04, 2024
Ringstonermasks:
nice because she is making my friends to laugh at me for not being able to call her during emergencies
Call police bro. What kind of friends do you have?
Well birds of a feather flock together
Politics › Re: Why Are You Ibos Opposed To The Coastal Highway ? by tollyboy5(m): 12:22am On Apr 23, 2024
DMerciful:
But I'm Igbo and I'm also from SS!
Not in support of this op, but seeing you call yourself igbo is amazing.
I've been seeing you post negative comment back 2 back on this forum. Were you born with bitterness ?

I don't wish your type of person anywhere around Lagos. That's nuisance to the community.
Business › Re: Best Jamb Scores In 10 Years [2014 — 2023] by tollyboy5(m): 12:10am On Apr 23, 2024
LagosFirstSon:
See as Igbo names full everywhere

God, thank you for always blessing the south east
Your motherland bah?
Business › Re: FCCPC Shuts Chinese Supermarket Over Discrimination In Abuja by tollyboy5(m): 11:58pm On Apr 22, 2024
budaatum:
Like I said, jungle!
Yes proudly jungle ✌️
Politics › Re: FG To Resell Discos Under Banks, AMCON In Three Months by tollyboy5(m): 11:37pm On Apr 22, 2024
nairalanda1:
They won't get any buyers until they allow the discos charge cost reflective tarrifs
Bro no dey CAP this sh!t Always.
You can't charge people you don't give light. It's a business and not a charity foundation where we donate money for darkness.
You want to charge me cost reflective bill, but there is no meter in my compound, so I should also pay for meter?
You want to charge cost reflective bill but some areas has faulty transformer?
Now that they've been giving the go ahead to charge cost reflective bill base on their ability to provide maximum satisfaction customers why don't they use that effort to improve on their distribution networks instead of sending meaningless apologies.
Since they've reduce the light giving to users below band A what has been their improvement in service delivery to the so-called band A feeders?
Is it not a business? Why can't they get capital to improve distribution to 70% consumers and upgrade them to band A so they can charge cost reflective bills?
If they're not finding it easy to handle this stuff their license should be revoked
Business › Re: FCCPC Shuts Chinese Supermarket Over Discrimination In Abuja by tollyboy5(m): 11:27pm On Apr 22, 2024
budaatum:
What you actually have is a jungle!
What if this company contests the allegations and is found to not be guilty in court? Would Nigeria not have to compensate them for loss of e
You dey cap bros.
If e vex you. Waka go there go open the gate Na
Education › Re: FG Sets 18 Years As Minimum Entry Age Into Tertiary Institutions by tollyboy5(m): 11:18pm On Apr 22, 2024
yungpowers:
This is a step in the right direction smiley smiley.
This should be sponsored as a bill and inevitably become a law. One of the many advantages are: anyone who finishes secondary school at 16 should learn a good skill before varsity. Our youths are so unproductive after varsity because they have no skills and add no value to the society. This will reduce high rate of prostitvtion (hook-up) and internet fraud (yahoo) for those will venture into them because of lack of job. grin grin
Entrepreneurship courses are already in the university.
You can't force everyone to get a skill it's by choice.
Education › Re: FG Sets 18 Years As Minimum Entry Age Into Tertiary Institutions by tollyboy5(m): 11:15pm On Apr 22, 2024
This is a rubbish policy. 16 years is ok. Don't let's children waste their time doing nothing.
Travel › Re: Federal Govt Completes Dualisation Of 220km Keffi-Akwanga-Lafia-Makurdi Road by tollyboy5(m): 7:34pm On Apr 22, 2024
Validated:
Agbadorians. Please help me confirm the following:
Pls how many tollgates did they biuld on the 220km road?

If 770km is projected to have 9 toll plazas, then 220km should at least have atlrast 3 toll plazas
Na by force to follow coastal line? Those that want to pay the toll will follow the road simple.
Programming › Re: How To Install Golang In Termux by tollyboy5(m): 4:50pm On Apr 22, 2024
Nice one
Celebrities › Re: ‘Men Are Crazy But We Can’t Do Without Them’ – Tiwa Savage by tollyboy5(m): 4:43pm On Apr 22, 2024
Juwessgratitud3:
Na you be that. Speak for yourself abeg.

Your baby daddy you left since, why not go back to him since you can't do without men. Talking trash.

You have money I don't know what you're still looking for in that gender until them kee you
Why you dey Cap?
Politics › Chinese Supermarket In Abuja by tollyboy5(op): 12:35pm On Apr 22, 2024
I went through comments on the threads of Nigerians vs Chinese supermarket and this are my conclusion.
I've noticed one pattern on nairaland. Some Nigerians are just Mad and Stupid.

Why would you be talking about Yoruba landlord in Lagos in a thread that talk of you being treated as second class citizen in your country.

Why are people dropping stupid comment?
Nairaland General › Re: Who is an evening newspaper? by tollyboy5(m): 12:19pm On Apr 22, 2024
pocohantas:
Nah, you can't do me such FAVOUR.
If you could, you would be hitched by now. If all the women you see everyday do not consider marrying you a favour, then it is what it is.
grin Ok thanks I'm taking this joke no further.
I don't like arguing with weaker vessels.
Any lady that would not calm down for my type of (gentle)men is only selfish to her heart desires and doesn't think further about the future of her home and the kind of parental training children should get.

Don't generalize misogynistic character some men might just be zero tolerance to ladies shenanigans

EOD cool
Nairaland General › Re: Who is an evening newspaper? by tollyboy5(m): 11:58am On Apr 22, 2024
pocohantas:
You assume that I am single and if at all I am, you (and your kind) would by any means make the cut? The delulu is top tier and admirable.

If your female family members belong to that association, find a means to take them out first.

Thank you!✌️
See question wey you suppose ask yourself.

Well I wanted to do you a favour but it seems you're married to yourself or someone else. undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Who is an evening newspaper? by tollyboy5(m): 10:57am On Apr 22, 2024
pocohantas:
Nobody can be an evening newspaper as you have rightly noted that the word is derogatory. Even worse that it most times comes from men who are unmarried themselves, but somehow clutch to that a
Nobody is an evening newspaper. If you are worried about single ladies/men, do well to marry one and help us reduce the population of singles. Anything less and you are an emptyheaded rabblerouser.
Ok guys, cool I've decided to take dis 1 out of 'men are scum association'.
We're tying the knot cool kiss
Business › Re: Nadeem Anjarwalla: Kenyan Police Arrest Binance Executive Who Escaped Nigeria by tollyboy5(m): 9:13am On Apr 22, 2024
jmoore:
Propaganda!

That guy is free.
!d!ot!

Anything looking good for Nigeria is propaganda.

Olosh!
Politics › Re: Six Nigerian Army Personnel Killed In Ambush By Terrorists In Niger State by tollyboy5(m): 8:13am On Apr 22, 2024
jmoore:
The demons of babablu should come and instruct the army to level and destroy the community where the incident took place.

South south can now see their real enemy. When it happened in Okuama, the demons demanded total destruction of Okuama. But now it happened in the north, the cowards have kept quiet.
Because soldier died now, it look like bad news for Nigeria and you believe straight away.
If it were the other way round you'll be asking for pictures.

Asinwi
Foreign Affairs › Re: BBC Report : Israel Iran Attack: Damage Seen At Iranian Air Base In Isfahan by tollyboy5(m): 7:42am On Apr 22, 2024
Adaisback:
Nwokem get lost!

Did my post insult you in anyway?

Israel in the bible suffered because their God decided to punish them for their sins.

Anytime Israel loses a battle then know something is amiss between them and Yahweh.
You must be a blind bat not to see where I mentioned 'especially when their God is with them'.

Now let me school you, before you quote someone, learn to quote or correct respectfully. Secondly, the person you are quoting is not the cause of your frustration so channel your frustrations to the right person. Thank you
Ada you go soon chop cane
Politics › Re: 6 Killed As Local Vigilantes Avenge Leader Killed By Fulanis In Sokoto. by tollyboy5(m): 4:28am On Apr 22, 2024
Zxcvbnmghtr:
grin
How do you post this stuff comfortably as a lady.
Posting malnourished children as a banter. That's disgusting.
Politics › Re: 6 Killed As Local Vigilantes Avenge Leader Killed By Fulanis In Sokoto. by tollyboy5(m): 4:23am On Apr 22, 2024
jeromestarks:
If Fulani kill one of you, kill ten of them. This is the only way they can leave you in peace.


Sorry, I forgot. The killing in this thread is a family affair.
There's nothing as sweet as reading a news where Hausa kill Fulani.




This was how the destroyed my family house, burnt my father's cars, killed all my brother's exotic dogs in the North. They chased everyone away from amongst them. Now they have no one to kill but themselves.

Let the killings in the far North continue.
Hit like if this News makes you happy.
There's one family too that ran from northern crises to build house and settle in Lagos.
Only to turn Yorubas in the community to their enemy lol.
I keep wondering, you 4 remain 4 north or go back to your village. Why Lagos lol.
Travel › Re: Video Of Lagosians Being Arrested For Failing To Use A Pedestrian Bridge by tollyboy5(m): 3:37am On Apr 22, 2024
Zxcvbnmghtr:
Human beings are they same all around the world. The truth is, if you have lived in white communities you will realize that as humans, we are prone to do negative acts where there are no checks and balance. I had a very surprising experience when I was trying to get my driver's license in Canada through their driving school.
You wey neva see airport olobe

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