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FlirtyKaren:
LaBridgette and her fiance are getting married soon. They are based in Atlanta, US.
Someone said his first thought on seeing these pics was that Tiwa Savage was getting married to someone else. Because of the resemblance. You agree? See more after the cut.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/06/check-out-these-beautiful-photos-from.html

Look alike ke....
Emi Ori ....
Which kind look alike...

ObiOmaMu:
Temitayo Nathan is trending right now on Nigeria Twitter. Why? He was seriously dating a lady named Fola before Fola's girlfriend, named Laylah sneaked her way to his heart and snatched him from her.

Temi sparked the outrage that now got him trending today when he shared these new photos of himself proudly kissing his new love, his ex-girlfriend's very close friend Laylah, at Noble Igwe's wedding yesterday. Temi and Laylah right now also have loving photos of each other as their dps on Twitter.

According to Fola' pissed off friends, this is a mail one of them sent:

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/06/drama-nigerian-ladys-girlfriends-call.html


www.nairaland.com/attachments/3830772_cymera20160612172615_jpeg27075da4da38a19e76a6a87fc3b07ac8

Oro oloro ki oluwa ma fi GBA wa le nu

Agborodun.....

GurlFriend:
Someone, in a broadcast message Whatsapp message currently making the rounds says the trending dance move 'dab' is demonic.

The message also goes further to spell out the full meaning of DAB.

When I read it, I just shook my head

Read the full message after the below. Get ready to be 'overgasted' and 'flabberwhelmed'.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/06/omgdo-you-know-that-new-dance.html

Leave those people jare ....
Every thing wey dey Trend nah
Anti Christ.....

marvelck:
To most girls, girls make good friends, but guys are better?...The reasons why most girls prefer to have male friends than girls is very simple. To some girls, having female friends do come with a lot of issues. And apart from the usual bickering and jealousy that are common with most girls, female friends are more of friends with benefits to some. According to a lady, some girls usually get close or become friends with a girl just to live off her, use her things, borrow money from her, wear her clothes or even use her to get connected to men. There's always a reason for them wanting to be friends with one. And at the end of the day, most of them ain't even grateful or appreciative. And you may not even need an enemy when you have some girls as friends. Cos, by the time they show you their real color, you'd be gutted. That's why most girls prefer to have male friends than girls. And apart from enjoying a guy's company, girls also see guys as close confidants. One whom they can share their secrets or private matters with freely, compare to a girl. Cos, telling a girl your secrets sometimes, is like dancing naked in the market. But most guys are naturally known to very good at keeping secrets, been supportive, as well as being a close confidant. And this is one of the reasons why most girls like hanging out with guys than girls... Ngbo na true?

Its a lie....
Can a lady gossip with a male friend?

The saying goes " where two or four females gathered, is either they are talking about movies or Gossiping"

If they finally accept the gift , Shey we go know? abeg............
RIP #StephenOkechukwuKechi

omanifrank:
During this kind of economic situation, a facebook user of mine share a photo of an alleged birthday goodies..

Yes now , Everything in the name of Celebration.
Everything join.....

Voy:
I Interviewed 3 Pure Water Sellers In Port harcourt / Aba Expressway, And According To Them: Sometimes, It Takes About 6 Hours To Sell 20 Sachets Of Water Which Amounts To A Total Of N200 (1Dollar). From The N200, The Profit Is Only About N40 As The Pure. Water Sellers Have To Pay The Wholesalers Their Money Back As Well As Cover The Price For Ice Block Which Was Used To Cool The Water. The Long And Short Of It Is That Some Of Them Make Only N40 In 6 Hours Of Hustling Under The Hot Sun, Risking Their Lives On Major Express Roads And Always At The Mercy Of The Environmental Protection Board Who Whip
Them With Cane When Caught; Burst Their Water Sachets To The Ground And Fine Them N5,000. As If That Isn't Bad Enough, When Passengers And Drivers Reach The Traffic Stops, They Prefer To Dash N100, N200 Or Even N500 To Beggars And Fake Sufferers Who Sometimes Make About N1,500 A Day Doing Nothing But Begging, Leaving Them Richer, Luckier And Safer Than The Pure Water Sellers Who Are Young Entrepreneurs Serving The Larger Community With Their Trade, And Trying To
Make Ends Meet. So When Next You Are At A Traffic Stop, Please:
1. Dash The Pure Water Seller Instead

2. Buy Pure Water To Patronise Them And If The Change Is (N10, Or Even N20, You Can Leave It With Them)

3. Say Something Nice To Them. Greet Them, Encourage Them.

4. Slow Down, Don't Knock Them Down.

5. Even If You Wont Buy The Pure Water, If They Ask You To Buy, Rather Than Ignoring Them And Facing Front As If They Are Not Humans, You Can Look At Them, Smile And
Say "Thank You"

I agreed with you...
but Most Nigerians are heartless
....am sorry to say that but that is the truth......

Tobyshegz:
18. When it was time for the “wise word of the week”


The utter deepeness. Words of wisdom.

Don't forget this one......

Wale Adenuga Production.
"We are Nothing but pencils in the hand of the Creator"

ok

Educationentry:
Who say education shouldn't be fun? This happened at the recent Miss NYSC beauty pageant. The tall male corper carried these two females corpers on his left and right hands like they are weightless.

http://www.educationentry.com/2016/05/male-corper-carries-two-female-corpers.html

Na wa o
O fi wan Gym ni.....
Ace Root in Action...

Gabriel6:
This story is a non friction, it happened on 23rd of this month. It took place here in abuja. I was coming from my place of work, instead of entrying bike i decided to follow one short cut, though the part i wanted to take is a bushy part and it was something after 5pm but I am Never scared of anything. I started my journey, it was a lonely one until i sighted a girl from afar. I was happy i have seen someone to walk with and a lady for that matter. I began to walk faster to meet up with her.

When she saw me, she stopped walking and was like waiting for me. When i finally reached her that is when i descovered how beautiful and front and back she was heavily endowed. While i was observing her, she greeted me which i answered starmaring, she told me her name is Abigail and that is when the story started.

She said and i quote: this is my first time of coming to abuja, i was coming to visit one of my aunty so the motor i entered from my village brought me to a park, so i entered another motor going to Wuse which is where my aunt stays but the next thing, i found my self in this bush and all the money i have in my bag have been taken. If u can help me with any amount that can take me to my destination i will be grateful.

That was her stories. So i handed her 500 naira note and i directed her where she will get a taxi to her destinaton, i was about to go when she asked me to wait i came nearer to her she looked at me and say u are a good guy for this thing u have done for me i don't have any thing to give u but what i have i will give u that is when my brain went back to her personal properties, her ukwu was mighty, i got erected immediately, she started going into the bush and i was following her. It was then i found out everywhere was getting dark. The worst part was no one was passing that road i began to feel a little scared but swept the fear away with what i was going to get.

We reached the back of a cashew tree she drew her skirt down took off her pant open her bag and brought out a condom then i became suspicious why will she be traveling with a condom but everything was just happening fast before i could say anything the condom was already on me, she grab the tree so i began banging from behind for a long time.

Immediately i cum, i heard the leave make noise at my back i turned and i thought i saw some one in a flash but when i kept looking that direction i saw no one so i gave up. She removed the condom from me and was trying to put it in her bag i did not know what came upon me, I just grabbed it and picked race lo and behold, three men dashed out of the bush and straight they were after me i ran and ran and ran and they also ran after me as if their lifes depended on it but i out ran them and soon they stopped but i did not stop until i got home. And people who saw me running like a mad man followed me home, so i told them what happened except the one that i bang her and the condom thing i did not tell them.

So i hope everyone will learn from this my silly mistake that almost ended me. What am wondering is what they wanted to do with my sperm, with this we are now sure there are some people who are out there seaching for used condoms so beware of how u deposite it after use. Am typing and smiling because i was lucky to escape if not maybe this thread would have be help!!! My sperm has been stolen.

Nah God save you o....
Konji man

aminulive:
Senator Musiliu Obanikoro graduated trom Oglethorpe University in the United states todag. The fotmer minister is currently wanted by the EFCC for the role he played in the election poll bribery scandal.

Musiliu bagged a post graduate qualification in history. Prior to this the native of Ita-Odo, Isale Eko,Lagos Island, had a BSc in Public Affairs from Texas Southern University as well as a Master’s in Public Administration.

http://dumebiifeanyi.com/obanikoro-graduates-american-university-degree-history-photo/

Ah!!!
My brother nah wa o.
Na wa o....
God dey o...

refiner:
.....Good day friends!....Nawa oo,the weather is super hot....

let's discuss friends,.. I have got a question to ask...

why do most wealthy guys end up marrying rich beautiful ladies...and the poor,marry the poor!

you will hear news like....

aminat,daughter of senator ahmed weds umaru,son of the Kaduna governor...


miss titilayo daughter of Mr ogundele,a famous nollywood actress,gets married to her fiancé, alhaji musa,the richest man in Africa!

miss ngozi uju,..the beautiful musician pre wedding pictures with her fiancé, emeke nzeogwu,the owner of CBA company!

and many more...while the poor marry the poor!...and gives birth to dozens of children they can't be able to take care of!

am asking out of curiosity,please no bashing!

*adjust my specs,ready to read comments*

This world can never be balance......
The gap between the Rich and the poor 95% 5 %

Ekiti360:
https://gist.mp3bullet.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/GOVERNORS-1.jpg

Cross River State Governor Ben Ayade stunned workers on the 1st of May, Workers Day, when he announced the payment of salaries for the month of May on the first day of the month.A mild drama immediately ensued when the workers who were at the U.J. Esuene Stadium for the May Day celebration began to receive salary payment alert from their various banks.

Unable to contain their excitement, the workers shouted “alert, alert”.

The workers praised the governor. Before now, the governor had paid salaries between the 13th and 20th day of each month.Governor Ayade told the workers, who named him the “Best Labour Friendly Governor in Nigeria”, that his administration had a duty to give workers a sense of dignity.

“We must create opportunities for labour to feel a sense of dignity. If you are truly a Christian, you must know that as you care for your kids, you must care for labour,” he stated.

Another good news is that workers in the Edo State civil and public got cheering news during the May Day celebration as their salaries were increased.

Workers’ salaries were increased by 45 percent. The minimum wage is now N25,000.

The workers, especially members of the Nigeria Union of Local Government Employees who were in pensive mood at the beginning of the rally, danced and sang praises of Governor Adams Oshiomhole.

http://www.ekitionline.com.ng/governor-shocks-workers-pays-may-salary-first-day-month/

Am very sorry for those workers...
Month wey dem never use ,government come pay dem salary in Advance....
Those should wait till may 10, then dem go know say their government bad....

Very soon now we will hear
.......See what Formal Nigeria President, Goodluck Jonathan says about Tiwa savage's marriage ..

Abeg for Christ sake leave this people alone...

hayzee545:
The 19 Northern States Governors have risen to condemn those labeling perpetrators of crimes around the country as Fulani people.

The Governors reaction came on the heels of criticism of fulani herdsmen for recent attack in Agatu, Delta, and Enugu, where scores of people lost their lives and properties destroyed.

The 19 states governors who met behind closed doors said, as much as they condemn the recent attacks in Enugu and other parts of the country, they condemned labelling the criminals as Fulani people.

In a briefing with newsmen, shortly after the meeting at the Kaduna Government House Friday evening, Chairman of the Northern States Governors Forum (NSGF) and Governor of Borno State, Alhaji Kashim Shettima, said, it is an insult to label criminals as Fulani.

Shettima said “We want to unequivocally condemn the recent killings in Enugu and other parts of the country. But we equally condemn the politicisation or permit me, the ‘ethinicisation’ of the whole crisis. It goes beyond Fulani. If anything happens, they say Fulani herdsmen; to me it is an insult.

“Kidnapping in this country originated in the South-east, were they called Igbo kidnappers? We have a great national challenge and we want to call on all and sundry to come and let us solve our common challenges as a people. Because the blood of paternity that binds us together supersedes whatever differences that might divide us,” he stressed.

While he condemned the Agatu killings, the NSGF Chairman, charged the media to avoid sensationalism and harp on issues that bind the country Nigerians together.

Source: http://olumoonline.com/2016/04/30/it-is-an-insult-to-label-fulanis-as-criminals-all-19-northern-governors-rose-in-defense-of-fulani-herdsmen/

Imaging what they were saying......
This Country is messed up....For Real

lalasticlala:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/04/30/five-men-arrested-for-inserting-fingers-into-womans-private-part/

Nah wetin dey tire me bi this one.....and those idiots still said they are not guilty.... Imaging!!

dainformant:
Former Military President, General Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida (IBB), refuted the rumours that he is bedridden or dead. Pictured is Channels TV correspondent, Abdullahi Umar, with IBB at his residence in Minna, Niger state on Sunday (yesterday) during his press meeting with some newsmen....

It was reported few days ago on the social media that Babangida was seriously ill and bedridden.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/04/new-photo-of-ibrahim-babangida-ibb-all.html




Related thread I’m Ill But Not Dead, Bedridden – Babangida

https://www.nairaland.com/3067339/im-ill-not-dead-bedridden#45010047

Life is precious......
at the same time,
Life is short........
Be good to your fellow human today because you might need them tomorrow....... (Financially or Spiritually)

arena2007:
Media personality Toolz shows the world that she can smoke as well as any body in the world last night.
Toolz was clubbing with her husband Tunde Demuren and she smoked up a shisha with smoke coming out of almost every opening in her body.
She even referred herself to as Dragon T. See photos below...

Source: http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/04/toolz-smokes-like-chimney-in-night-club.html

Good girl gone bad.....
What a world.....

arena2007:
Tiwa Savage decided to surprise an ardent fan by crashing her wedding and performing for free.She said she found out about the fan's wedding and had to rearrange her schedule,nothing the joy on the fan's face was worth any money lost..
How sweet...

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BEjStoGRO7H/?taken-by=tiwasavage

(VIA: http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/04/tiwa-savage-crashes-fans-wedding-performs-free.html )

Wow....
See Urging......
See Snapping.....
I can understand the Joy and excitement.....

Ohammadike:
The Minister of State for Petroleum, Ibe Kachikwu, said on Saturday that the Federal Government needed 700 million dollars to upgrade its refineries to produce at maximum capacities.
Mr. Kachikwu, who is also the Group Managing Director of NNPC, disclosed this while speaking with journalists during the re-inauguration of the Port Harcourt/Bonny Crude Supply Line at the Port Harcourt Refining Company (PHRC), Eleme, Rivers.
He said that due to the fact that the nation did not have such amount, advertisements had been signed for investors to come in.
According to him, “we are not inviting foreign partners to take over the refineries; the total investment for that is up to $700 million and we don’t have that. Let us be honest about it”.
”So, the best thing to do is to find a very creative way to bring in investors, who will come in, work with our team here;
‘’Investors, who have the skills to reactivate and upgrade facilities in this place and help us provide technical support and we will pay through the flow-out of the refined products over time,” he said.
Mr. Kachikwu emphasised that there should be no confusion about what the investors would be coming to do, since they would not come to run the refinery.
”They are coming to provide funds to take our performance on these refineries to 90 percent and to provide us with technical skills.
Foramfera
”So, the areas of intervention will be funding and technical support,” he said.
Mr. Kachikwu said that at present, Nigerians were consuming about 45 million litres of petrol daily, while the refineries were producing 12 million litres daily as they were working at 60 per cent capacity.
He said the nation will need to upgrade the refineries and let them develop to the point where they can perform up to 90 per cent.
He said by the time the refineries were upgraded to lstart producing at 90 per cent, about 20 million litres would be produced daily.
The minister said that with such production, it would only meet up with about half of the country’s consumption.
Mr. Kachikwu, however, apologised to Nigerians for their suffering due to the fuel scarcity and also thanked Nigerians for their patience.
He explained that the government had been able to recover the two critical crude supply pipelines; which were Escravos/Warri and Bonny/Port Harcourt crude supply pipelines.
Mr. Kachikwu said that the pipelines were down for six to seven years but had been repaired and were working and supplying crude to the refineries.
”For the first time, the refineries will get their crude, pay for it; they will sell their products and they will earn the income from that product.
”And then, they can develop and continue to maintain the refineries even after this intervention is over.
”Port Harcourt is back in production, Warri is back in production; Kaduna today is receiving and will soon be back in production. It is something of joy,” he said.
Mr. Kachikwu said, ”Lagos is easing off now from fuel scarcity and Abuja is doing the same thing; once Kaduna begins to produce, the North will see a lot of improvement.
”Over and above that, we are putting long term policies in place to ensure that while smaller marketers go out and do their stuff, we can then be the key suppliers for the rest of the country.”
He commended the workers and the contractors for a job well done; adding that he had signed the promotion letters of the Port Harcourt Refining Company staff as they deserved to be rewarded.


Mr. Kachikwu, however, said there is a lot still to be done, ”I told you I will never give up.
“We owe Nigerians the duty to ensure that the refineries are working. We owe Nigerians that, we can’t give up,” he said.
The minister urged Nigerians to remain resilient, “support what the government is doing because this is the only way to change the system.” http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/202317-nigeria-needs-700-million-upgrade-refineries-kachikwu.html?utm_source=

What are they waiting for then...
They should may use of those looted cash now....
Abi EFCC no get money ni.

oloriooko:
When your pastor in church becomes your arch enemy trying to see you go down, turning church members against you, spreading unwholesome things about you and you have done everything possible to find out what you did wrong but the pastor refused to talk to you, even when some people try mediating, the pastor cunningly dodge the matter, please what would you do?

Why are you still attending that Church?

contactmorak:
Seen on TV this evening. Rangers vs Nasarawa live on SS3... A fan seen smoking weed to celebrate a goal.


http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/04/blog-post_22.html

The guy no wan smoke am.
E just dey service am.....

LEOSIRSIR:
Today April 22, 2016 marks 6 years since the late rapper Oladapo Olaitan Olaonipekun, popularly known as Dagrin, passed on after he was involved in a ghastly motor accident. Forever in our heart, dagrin lives on... 22/04/2010 RIP.

R.I.P
Dagrin Eleruku
Ghetto soldier

sixtuschimere:
Pictured above is King Rasheed Adewale Akanbi the Oluwo of Iwo, Osun State. He is being heavily criticized for not upholding his culture because he wore a suit on his throne. Before becoming the king last year, he had spent about 20 years abroad and even his wife is a foreigner…. his people are calling for his immediate removal b4 queen starts rocking bikini for palace.Na the bikini go even make his subject protest for him palace.lol

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/04/yoruba-king-who-spent-many-years-abroad.html

Corruption in high places, How can you spend 20 years Away from home and still become king....
This life can never balance.....

NEHLIVE:
This photo of petrol station female attendants showing off their buttocks is driving Kenyans crazy!

Just a few days ago, Kenya’s Film Classification Board (KFCB) ordered Coca-Cola to scrap a kissing scene from it’s new ‘Taste The Feeling’, advert saying it’s against their country’s morals. LOL. It caused a frenzy on social media, and now this..

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/04/petrol-station-tells-markets-fuel-by.html

Hmm....
I don't get it .
which buttock drives them crazy?

No bi Nigeria we dey THOSE people likes to full us with all those figures ... They are all the same.

AmbodOfLASU:
Slot Limited Alaba

hmm......Alaba

#HappypalmSunday

mrnuur:
And the Oloshos were summoned

Abi o.....

sugarboii:
http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/4-fruits-nigerians-dont-know-english-names/

For years now I don't even know what those fruits are called... Not until Now... Thanks........

yusaze2007:


SEE PHOTOS OF HIM PERFORMING ON STAGE AS MR P >>>

www.9janewsarena.com/2016/03/peter-okoye-now-wearing-mr-p-snapbacks.html


If twins can break-up like dis, i wonder wat cannot happen in dis life.

Who is Mr. P?
Paul or Peter?