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NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 2:17pm On Mar 25, 2015
Owliver:
John thomas sad
that's a name now. So what do u mean by cut off his John Thomas. U can be so confusing somtyms.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 1:59pm On Mar 25, 2015
Owliver:
@erisegun now that you've married my sister smilingjimmy. Better leave all those other girls and respect your home. Don't "beat her for any reason" oh the bible says you should love and respect your wife. But if she wan "cut of ur JT(cos that's the trend now grin) abeg defend yourself... Your blessed
Lolllllz. Bhet what is JT.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 1:54pm On Mar 25, 2015
harleybee:

None of the above. M.D it is
What's M.D.?
Travel › Re: Is This Really Nigeria? If Yes Pls Which Part Of The Country?m Wondering(photo) by tolustx(m): 1:50pm On Mar 25, 2015
darnley16:
What are u saying na? We have so many places finer ,than this in PH na, Calabar,Akwa ibom to name a few, Op are u yoruba?
U wan start tribal yab again abi? Contunu.
Why dis thread enta FP sef.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 1:42pm On Mar 25, 2015
Enyogbe:
reallyhuh
Really what?
Really! I saw dem? Or
Really! I overheard dr conversation? Or
Really! I snapped dem? Or
Really! I don't understand d statement?

Really what? Lemme know.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 1:32pm On Mar 25, 2015
I dey pass one nite ni o. Na so I hear dis guy ask d babe dis question. I no com understand wetin he dey talk. Naso I snap dem say I go ask d intelligent pple for dis forum.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 1:26pm On Mar 25, 2015
Owliver:
Chai* tadi na to ready na... The slang is gotten from ram fight, when a ram goes back and prepares to charge it mean say hin don "Tadi grin
Ooº°˚˚°k. But which language slang be dat? Yoruba abi? U wan confuse me b4. Na tadi mehin for yoruba o
Romance › Re: How Do You Feel When A Lady Who's Not Your Girlfriend Sees Your Joystick ? by tolustx(m): 1:23pm On Mar 25, 2015
Lol. Simple ansa to a funny question is:
I will ask to see her mouse pad too. Finish!!!
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 1:18pm On Mar 25, 2015
Owliver:
Make una no mind tolustx oooh. E wan go tadi grin
Abeg wetin b d meaning of 'tadi'?
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 1:14pm On Mar 25, 2015
harleybee:
I'm fine....you?
Nah...just observing. 'Will contribute when the time comes
.
I'm gud. Observing till d time comes. I wonder what tym she means. Or wen dat time will be.

BTW are u a scientist? Or a psycologist?
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 1:01pm On Mar 25, 2015
kingphilip:
what's egunhuh
Sounds like a novice, mostly used for someone who doesn't understand properly the language that is being spoken. Yoruba pple use it tho but 'egun' is a tribe of some of these Togolese people.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 12:59pm On Mar 25, 2015
mayorsweet:
Sleephuh Ok kontinu
oga. shey person no fit sleep again ni?
when u no give me job do, na sleep be my job.
but wait ooo... I neva chop today o. make I find something chop first.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 12:57pm On Mar 25, 2015
Hey harleybee. how are u doing? Are u even contributing at all?
just wondering. I aint reading posts now. just asking
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 12:56pm On Mar 25, 2015
mayorsweet:
This thread too slow now...i go buy fuel ni make I no miss out on page 1000....wey all dis guys dey now: Owliver,erisegun,doublezero7,skeekyonyx,kingphilip,Richybanky,Tolustx and others...let's push this thread reach dat milestone now grin
Guy me no dey anything o. Na sleep sure pass for me now
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 12:53pm On Mar 25, 2015
kingphilip:
no mind am
Guy. u are a joker. who u say make I no mind?
na u I dey refer to as egun o.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 12:37pm On Mar 25, 2015
kingphilip:
u aren't a time keeper jor u r only a date keeper
Egun niyin sir...
Na time table u for call am.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 10:39am On Mar 25, 2015
harleybee:
Even though I walk through the valley and DARKNESS of shadow of death. I will fear no evil for thou O Lord are with me...
P.S: so I need no Tolustx to the rescue grin

The Lords rod and staff comforts me always grin grin
I like u. U took so much care to make sure 'Tolustx' was spelt correctly and d 't' is in upper case. Little things matter. grin *winks*
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 3:46am On Mar 25, 2015
harleybee:
Obviously, there's a strong force behind this page 980...I have tried to help reach a closer page to 1000 but still stuck on this page....it is well
smiley
On this road, no matter how long ur stride is, getting 2 d end is not guaranteed. What matters here is d number of strides u take and how fast u take dos strides.

U r smart. I know u'll figure dat out.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 3:36am On Mar 25, 2015
Baby, walking alone in dis dark alley @ dis hour is not gud 4 u. Let me help u to safety.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 3:33am On Mar 25, 2015
harleybee:
cheesy thank you..I'm comfy on my BIG bed cheesy

Will soon go to sleep
The size of a bed doesn't depict d quality of sleep dat can be gotten in it. Come, let me offer u a comfort dat guarantees rest.

I still care. kiss
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 3:21am On Mar 25, 2015
Harleybee. Obviously, u cnt find sleep. Probably somtin or some things bother u. Come here, come and sleep by me.
Come find solace in my warm embrase.
Come, let me help u relax...
I really care.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 12:37am On Mar 25, 2015
kingphilip:
lipsrsealed
Ogbeni, pa'nu de jor. Housefly go enta am now
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 12:34am On Mar 25, 2015
mayorsweet:
Come wherehuh if I dey come,i go carry my own come sir
Nooo. We no go fit use dis one. Dis one don dey over-outdated. If any man be in d 21st century, he is a new creature. Old habits are passed away. Behold life's bcom new.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 12:27am On Mar 25, 2015
kingphilip:
see this boss de warm up for page 1000
Mr man wee u kip quayet. shocked
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 12:24am On Mar 25, 2015
richybanky:
Lols, na yestiday I just barb my hair grin
U know say u dey hairy gan. Why una dey fear to barb hair sef.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 12:14am On Mar 25, 2015
mayorsweet:
Na suicide barbing be dis na...me no dey barb sha...na old skul I dey keep like dat of Wole Soyinka grin
Na me dey trim Wole Soyinka's own sef. His house no far from ma own. So. Come make I trim am for u so dat e no go dey rough.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 11:48pm On Mar 24, 2015
richybanky:
Na straight to heaven be dis oooo grin
What do u mean? I'm gud @ what I do. So, bring dat ur bushy hair come here for an haircut.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 11:33pm On Mar 24, 2015
Abeg who wan barb afta dis guy o. Make he talk now. Me wan sleep o...

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 11:27pm On Mar 24, 2015
erisegun:
*pours engine oil on d floor*
Odeeshi! God pass man. Go ask obasanjo wetin happen to d man wey poison his tea dat time. Na wetin go do pple wey dey plot my downfall be dat.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 10:42pm On Mar 24, 2015
Peeps to see if dos stubborn boys are around.

***just passing by***
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 10:06am On Mar 23, 2015
BekeeUJ:
Good morning wonderful people
Good morning. I'm not sure I've seen u here b4

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