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NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 9:30am On Apr 07, 2015

*soliloquizing* Why be say threads abt Tonto Dikeh dey always hit front Page for NL. I dey always wonder. Tonto dikeh dis, Tonto Dikeh that.
Tonto Dikeh wears Red gown check it out!
Tonto Dikeh wears dunlop slippers. Wow!!!
Tonto Dikeh jogging early in d morning. Hit or miss?
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 9:22am On Apr 07, 2015
doublezero7:
Tolu, what colour of weed did you smoke this morning? huh

I've warned you to stop rolling with electronzeez! Bad company corrupts good manners! smiley

Na only d one wey u gv me yesterday I mix with beans dis morning o. I com flush am with chilled schweppes. U know say na u be my mentor. I no fit disobey u na.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 9:18am On Apr 07, 2015
richybanky:
Bt na fake babalawo dey list all dis kind items cus den no sabi d solution to d problem wey d pesin get cheesy

Richy. E be lyk say u don patronize many 'babalawos'. Na why u fit sabi d fake and d original ones. Contunu o. But which kind charm u dey go dr go do sef? I dey suspect love charm. Na wetin u use for Dexcira be dat. Hope say money ritual no dey sha.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 9:14am On Apr 07, 2015

Sugarbabekemi. What a short, brief and precise moniker. 2 syllabic moniker. Make sense. How r u.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 9:12am On Apr 07, 2015
xray2:
Lol I no get job o.. Government no gree employ us

U dey find government job b4 ni. Wen u neva serve ur country.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 9:07am On Apr 07, 2015
richybanky:
E dey simple to write bro, just use Google translator grin grin
Ok thank u jare. U be beta person.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 9:04am On Apr 07, 2015

Richybanky, me no sabi Hindu language. I for write am and nothing go do me. tongue
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:59am On Apr 07, 2015
xray2:
Compiling names of noisemakers. To be submitted to Yokiti cheesy

U nor get job abi? Abi u think say 2day sef na public holiday? I sorry for u. Ur boss go soon calll u, blast u wella.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:56am On Apr 07, 2015
richybanky:
Na so I see am ooooo bt dis ur font get as e be oooo, den suppose ban u for dis kind font wey u dey use grin

Lmao...ajegbodo n wa eni kunra. So because dem ban u now, make dem dey ban innocent souls like me abi? U no serious. BtW, e be like say I go tell dem make dem extend dat ur ban sef for wetin u jst talk now.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:47am On Apr 07, 2015
erisegun:
cut d hand:-D

Ori bibe ni ogun ori fifo.
Wa sere!
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:42am On Apr 07, 2015
richybanky:
Lols.. U dey cause trouble for politics section be dat grin grin na yestiday be d first time wey I go chop ban since I don dey use NL

LoL. So for ur first tym to chop ban, u com chop 2 ban together. Npele o.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:35am On Apr 07, 2015
Nigerdeltaboi:
urgent please who knows what i should do to stop this pepper peppering my hand ,since yestersay i ve washed and washed my hand even tried powder.#helpabrother

Boss. Goodmorning. Beg gv me permission to laugh first...ok?
Oh. Thank u.
Hahahahahahehehehehehahahaha...
Politics › Re: Anti-corruption: I Trust Buhari, But Not All Those Around Him- Bakare - Vanguard by tolustx(m): 6:50pm On Apr 06, 2015
akoaki:
You just spoke my mind. I would expect any person in the class of tunde bakare to write a personal letter to the president-elect about his views instead of turning his arena to a theatre of political discourse. It looks like somebody is shouting for attention. I think nigeria has had enough from these so-called men of god. How much of salvation work have they done in their churches ? Dont let me talk too much.

Nothing stops a pastor or aany cleric for dat matter from giving words of advice to politicians but it is a different matter wen on ur altar, all u talk about is Nigerian politics. Ur sunday sermons are based on politics. Not even of partisan politics but it shows dat u're on one side of d political movement. It is sad. I now imagine dat people of free minds still attend such a church, where real xtian virtues seem to ve been ignored. Even on his birthday, d message was still politics. He shud just leave d church in care of a capable pastor and go into politics fully and not be using d altar as a medium of meddling with politics.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Presents Soludo As Finance Minister, Tinubu Kicks by tolustx(m): 6:16pm On Apr 06, 2015
It has started. !!!
Politics › Re: What Buhari Needs To Succeed – Jonathan by tolustx(m): 4:57pm On Apr 06, 2015

The change everyone has been clamouring for is dat of change in government / political party. The time has now come for everyone to have a change of character, of perspective, of mentality, of everything. Nothing comes easy and govt will not do everything for us.
Politics › Re: Anti-corruption: I Trust Buhari, But Not All Those Around Him- Bakare - Vanguard by tolustx(m): 4:33pm On Apr 06, 2015

I believe it won't be a blunder by now to call Tunde Bakare's church a church of politics. So there is no better theme for a church 26th anniversary than democracy matters.
Tunde! Tunde!! Tunde!!! U did not start like dis o. What went wrong? Or what happened to u!
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 9:19am On Apr 06, 2015
limpopo:
**clears throat**
well.... It takes an area boy to know another area boy... **Tongues out......picks race and hides**

By their fruits, ye shall know dem. I dnt ve to be an area boy to recognize one.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 10:57pm On Apr 05, 2015
limpopo:
**looking around with broken coca cola bottle for ma right hand and dagger for ma left hand**
abeg who carry news say we go dey receive notification of posting todayhuh

Electronzeez. U no tell me say area boys sef don dey serve now o. Wetin we go do about dis mt now.
NYSC › Re: NYSC Mobilization: General Complaints And Enquiries Thread by tolustx(m): 10:47pm On Apr 05, 2015
Suzyky4u:
I'm having same issue dear. Please have you been able to rectify the problem? If yes, how did you go about it? Thanks.

Since registration hs closed now, pls put ur mind @ rest. Since u ve ur green card already,
jst tke dat wit u to camp. I believe d signature stuff may jst be a rumour. U even have notin to do abt it now so just relax...
Cc:mickey45
NYSC › Re: NYSC Mobilization: General Complaints And Enquiries Thread by tolustx(m): 10:22pm On Apr 04, 2015
shenney:
cc: sodiqyink*
Thanks for the gud job
I ve graduated since 2012 and I ve been havin
issue with my service.
My name was among the senate approve list send
to Abuja and the list was pasted @ the student
affair building of which I saw my name but my date
of birth was omitted.
I tried to access the senate approved list on nysc
site but kip telling me no record.
These are my details:
Ibiyemi omolola oluwafunke.
OAU- ile ife
Dept of linguistics & african languages.
Matric no: LAL/2008/030.
Date of birth: 22/11/1989.
Jamb no: 82878509BE
Pls kindly help
cc sodiqyin*a
ernesterio
doublezero
tolustx


Pls did u just post dis 2day? If yes then dat is way too late. D fact now is dat it is too late 2day is d last day for registration. Batch B is jst round d corner. Make sure u follow up ur details closely by then. Cheers.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 1:55pm On Apr 04, 2015
abrahamsom:
lols...make I add my own too o

O ti yara gbagbe, awon ileri re igba kan
O ti yara gbagbe, awon ileri re igba kan
Ashe binti logbon ori re, iwo ti a ro pe o gbon
Ashe binti logbon ori re, iwo ti a ro pe o gbon.


I missed these songs

Mhen. That's actually one of most favourite aluta songs.
#TeamOAU
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 1:51pm On Apr 04, 2015
DamiEsan:
Awo boiz that like aro than there CGPA... undecided

Confam!!! Ori e wa nibe jor baby.
Wiwa ti mo wa l'awo, agbara mi ko
Wiwa ti mo wa l'awo ogo ni fun e-portal
#TeamOAU
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 1:49pm On Apr 04, 2015
sheyman4phy:
Miss it like crazy
And we awo guys dey sing for amarachi too
Mi o ri e ri o Amarachi
A month month ri pics re 2ce
I saw ur picture lori twitter.....
#TeamOAU we rock

Wiwa ti mo wa l'awo, agbara mi ko
Wiwa ti mo wa l'awo ogo ni fun e-portal
#TeamOAU
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 1:45pm On Apr 04, 2015
erisegun:
owo mi a te iwo omo tolu yi*

Teniola ni. Temple run ni. Tentacle ni.
Pinkiepetite. No hard feelings.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 11:39am On Apr 04, 2015
erisegun:
kini orin yi ko wa bayi*
Smh

O ko yin wipe ti omo OAU ba ti n soro, tabi ti o n k'orin, ki gbogbo yin shutup, ki e de listen. Simple!
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 11:17am On Apr 04, 2015

Great Ife ni moti wa o
Keke aluta lo s'amona mi wa
Great Ife ni moti wa o
Keke aluta lo s'amona mi bo
Keke keke keke aluta
Ti mopo ba de, ko gbe mi fo
Keke keke keke aluta
Ti mopo ba de ko gbe mi fo.
NYSC › Re: NYSC Mobilization: General Complaints And Enquiries Thread by tolustx(m): 3:58pm On Apr 02, 2015
Korea2015:
Dear NYSC
Good morning Sir,
I have successfully paid the Registration for Mobilization but am unable to continue with the process.My details from school are correct.Please Sir help me ameliorate this situation so i can successfully register.

Glorypraise Essa
BSU/MS/ACC/09/3762
Benue State University Makurdi
08066366874

this is the email i sent to Sidmach but yet no response.What do i do?
Good day sir. Do u mean u didn't see no record found until after u paid d 3k. Cs dis suggests dat u ve filled d necessary details, then u can't continue. Pls clarify dat. Did u see ur name on d senate list b4?
Politics › Re: Goodluck Is Far More Better Than Previous Leaders. by tolustx(m): 3:09pm On Apr 01, 2015
NairaMode:
When did the US say this?
Watch out for the words they use. Like Nigeria is "likely" ... "might" ... "is possible" to cease to exist in 2015.
When are we going to start making sense all these youths of Nairaland?.

Is Goodluck a good president? Yes! but he is a very weak man. Very weak to run a tough black nation.
He developed a thick skin though and yes his achievement so far is laudable.
The only thing he did for me is that he conducted a free and fair election. He hasn't really achieved any other feat in Nigeria. As for me.

I do not also see any point in people saying "first to comment". Doesn't make sense to me at all.
This must always come from jobless people I suppose.

Good luck Buhari.
@ bolded u've said it already. If u truly don't care abt it, remove it. It shudnt ve appeared in ur post @ all.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m):
It is that month I always tell u about. Many lovely people were born and are always born in it. The month with d highest number of birthday celebrants
Shoutout to all April celebrants in d house. Do well to drop ur dates if u were born in April.

Sleekyonyx - April 11
Femolala01 - Aprill 11
Tall2ce - April 18
Tolustx - April 26
Pinkiepetite - April 27
Kingphillip - April 28
Misspetit - April 28
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 10:58am On Apr 01, 2015
RFella:
Ahh.... Abeg nor report me give iya oh, I nor dey like all these spiritual fighting oh
No o. No be spiritual fight na. She fit turn herself to spirit but u be just a person so u go just luk @ her in spirit mode and luk urself in flesh mode. Finish. But na only 2 of una go dey d place sha o.

Politics › Re: Nigerians Comment On Fr Mbaka After Buhari Is Declared The Winner by tolustx(m): 9:51am On Apr 01, 2015
So people now commend dis man. Are these not d same people dat say that religion shud not be meddled with politics, so because someone's prophesy or permutation or opinion has been realized, he is called a true prophet even by people who think he shudnt ve talked @ all.
No worry, pasan ta fi na iyale, oshi wa lori aja...

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 9:29am On Apr 01, 2015
Rfella dey ask me difference between evil person and evil spirit. I shake my head for u.
I go tell iya osogbo make she come explain to u with practical representation

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