₦airaland Forum

Someone mst be rily fuming wit rage now. Abeg shey we get lawyer insyd dis house sha. because gbege fit sele o.

Rusa:
Dis ur love get as e be oooo...,

ehn na. Love can be so unexplainable. Esp wen it is genuine.

Rusa:
Errrrmmmm, i no go elope with u go B15 ooooo..., after C14 don fall my hand finish, i console myself enta A15, u won still drag me go B15 baaa, i no go follow u bros. Zenopee my e-boo, no worry urself u hear. Am here for u.

baby. There's nothing love cannot do. When u're so in love, pple may think and say dat u're crazy. That's cos they dnt knw d feeling. Only u understand what u're feeling. *singing* kelebe kelebe lo maa ma se bi tanwiji, ife a gb'okan re so bi eni to n sinwin...in 9ice's voice

I would rather be celebate than choose one of dos. By d way, what if u dnt knw abt some of dos things beforehand. Like dos abortions.

zenopee:
Haa!!! C my own broda sef hating on me cos of woman...By d way, ask Rusa hersef. She uses such words on me wen we are havn our private moments 2geda, or weneva we are havn our quiet tym.

Hey. Someone shud pls help me out. What's d meaning of quiet tym cnt find it in my dictionary. Pls help me.

Electronzeez:
just look at this kettle calling pot black......do i need to remind u of your snatching tactics?.

If rusa is successfully snatched from u, so be it.....afterall u hijacked her from somewhere.

Rusa abi no be so?

oya!!! Let d conquest begin...

TRG

zenopee:
Ehn. Where U deh go again? Bt I made U assistant chief vigilante Nao...Come baq here my friend!!! Common return 2 ϔ☺Ůȑ duty post. Its as result of ϔ☺Ůȑ inefficiency dt sum1 lyk analystsharif I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ tryn 2 steal my swit hart Rusa 4RM me.

Boss. Concerning dat Rusa matter, na OYO u dey o. because if me sef get chance, I no go only steal am, I go also elope wit am. I no mind mk I comot A'15, wait for B'15. I go sha run away wit her ni. Lol. So guard wat u ve so jealously or else...hmmm

Analystshariff:
Gud day my people! Hw wuna dey??
Hope (kowa na lapiya)?
@Naijadeltaboi
@Zenopee
@Noordean
@Electronzeez
@rmfunky
@tolustx
@richybanky
@sheyman4phy
@chidexsmokey
@pinkiepetite
And my one and only, my heart desire, my crayfish, my tomato. @Rusa!!!!!

Boss. Me dey o
Rain dey mk me dey shiver 4 here o.

sheyman4phy:
Lol are u jealous? U made me remember my days in awo hall we call people like u "assistant boyfriend"

LoL. Egbami me I no knw anything ni o. Sheyman! Ast boifrnd bawo? Rara o.

Electronzeez:
i might mistakenly shoot u and tolustx one day. The way you guys are tagging chidexsmokey dis days is getting me angry.

And what do u expect to get in return after handing her a free form?.

And what have u to do wit d babe wey u dey challenge us now. Chidexsmokey neva tell us weda she dey married to sombody so, no challenge us. Who u dey fight for sef.

zenopee:
Gbam. Agreed!!! Let's make him d head of d vigilante group. While U Tolustx U b his assistant. I bestow dt honour on U.

rara o. Me no get liver o. My liver soft like brain. I no go fit enta.

Electronzeez:
you will be suprise i sleep for six hours.i don't welcome any sort of calls et night (my phone remain on silent mode).

Hope i still qualify 4 d job sha?

Ah. C dis guy o. Well, its d responsibility of d vigilante head to decide dat.

Electronzeez:
#vigilanterecruits.......hehehehehe, sheyman d strong mopo.

Good morning folks!.

good. That's recruit numba 1.

rmfunky:
sometin like dat abeg u get dryer.....lol

lol. Eeya sowie. I don borrow my frnd d dryer wey I get. Go spread am outside for sun. lol
Sheyman4phy. That's good news. I'll lyk 2 offer u a job. Since u r always awake frm 3 am, I will lyk 2 recommend u to be d head of d vigilante group 4 dis house. I'm sure electronzeez, noordeen, richybanky, rmfunky, chidexsmokey, rusa, zenopee, etc will agree wit me. So everyone!!! Sheyman needs recruits. Just register by replying "#vigilanterecruit" that's all dats needed.

Sheyman4phy. Oga u no dey sleep for nyt ni ? And u too Rmfunky. Abi rain wet una bed.

lanrecole:
Name:Akomolafe olnrewaju j
Course:estate magt & valuation
School:Rufus giwa poly
osun,oyo or lagos

Welcome 2 d club bro. Take a seat.

samplegirl:
ROTFL


It is nowhere to be found! I don die.

LoL. Then tell d guy to search 4 u. He'll jst screengrab d page nd post it.

Rusa:
Hahahaha, e b like say dat bobo dey sleep ontop okada ooooo. I like his dream sha, he is really dreaming biiiig, not giving in to the okada inconveniences.

lmao...baby, u too dey hilarious

braine:
Buy beans, plenty beans, and gaRri. And reduce spending to a max of 400 per day for whatever you need to get. Also, stay away from girls. You'll be fine.

guy. Ur head too correct. Concerning dat beans. Na I'm gangan be d koko.

ladokuntlad:
yup I read rite frm page one to page 50.
I got some vita info along d line.

also I took note of d carryova students too *yimmu*

So am d HOC of dis great house.


@house
offical count down begins 1st of january 2015

@zenopee
@noordean
@electronzeez
@rmfunky
@richybanky
@sheymanphy
@chidexsmokey
@rusa
@nigerdeltaboi
@pinkiepetite
@Dparagon
Did y'all read dat? Now, wen did u vote 4 an 'HOC'? Just curious.

samplegirl:
Pls who is camron?

Could not find him/her in google.

Lmao... Maybe u shud look more closely. Check d "next page"

ladokuntlad:
house I hail ooo.
av been reading frm page one to dis moment.

maybe u shud rephrase dat part. I don't believe u mean page 50. Specify dat moment. What page?

chidexSmokey:
That's the annoying thing,am at work and there is no light sef to enjoy fan atleast.

Ouch. Sowie o. It is in dis kinda weather dat I pity dos who ve dr shops or offices in metallic containers. No matter how much padding/ceiling they ve, d heat wil still fry dem. Esp wen dr's no AC. Even fan wil be blowing hot air.

It is easier to upgrade d dull one dan it is to make d oda submissive nd virtuous. So 4 me, I wld upgrade d dull nd marry her.

Cchuks27:
Oh! Makes lots of sense. Thanks for the enlightenment

u wlcom bro

Nairalanders!!! Please read posts b4 making comments. Don't only read d topic and spit shit all ova d place.

Cchuks27:
Hi. Please could you throw some light to that part "replica" of the comment. I don't understand it. Thanks.

when pastor W.F. Kumuyi is preaching at DLCC (camp ground), there will be members of dat church gathered in several other camp grounds across d nation (or globe) listening to d same programme and doing as tho they are on d main camp ground @ DLCC. That is d same thing dat d supporters wanna do for d president. They'll not only sit in dr houses to watch, they'll also gather in dos cities to show dr support and act as tho they are in Eagle Square

chidexSmokey:
Fine fine.
Just that dis sun can fry plantain.

lol weather don bcom somtin else. Very unpredictable. Pele dear. Na water go suffer am. U go jst dey bath dey go ni. Except u're @ work.

Our correspondent learnt that while Jonathan would mount the podium at the Eagle Square in Abuja, a [size=16pt]replica[/size] of the event would be staged in Johannesburg, South Africa; London, UK; and in four American cities of Washington DC, San Francisco, Los Angeles and Houston.

Many people seem not to understand dis part of d post. Many jst read d topic and started posting rubbish comments.

barcanista:
if not for cluelessness why will a man that seek to Preside over Nigeria move to declare in London ? Is it the Brits or diasporans that will vote for him?

bro. U seem not to understand d content of dat post enuf. I suggest u read over twice or thrice more. Then u shud understand what he wants to do.

msmon:
'Misappropriation of fund'. While BH is busy hijacking states affairs under your nose, you want to make common declaration in six cities, isn't that absurd.

Someone posted a thread yesterday and listed Nairaland as non biased politically, now this thread attest to the fact that NL is pro GEJ. Threads that speaks ill about his administration no longer hit FP, there are several of it on politics.

Time will tell.



It's my opinion though I may be wrong!

Yes sir. I believe u are wrong. GEJ is still the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. So whatever he does while in dat position is newsworthy. And are u saying dat posts in favour of oda parties ve not been making FP? Maybe u shud check again sir.

sebali:
Stupidity at its peak.
Going abroad to campaign .
Did obama, camron or zuma campaigned in nigeria.
Jonathan has started again

bros, abeg read dat post again. Shey they say he dey go all dos places go declare or campaign? When Obama was making his own declaration of contesting, is it not d whole world dat was watching frm wherever each person is?