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nkemdi89:
You know what? I checked your profile and I can see you are less than a month as a registered member on the forum, are you just trying to pick up a quarrel in order to test your writing skills? The mistake I made was not to look at your profile before replying sorry I have now, don't just quote people anyhow, also it's better you ignore most mentioned and concentrate on other things, it will be unwise for me to start exchanging words with you, if that's you on your profile pics, I am older than you, another reason why I shouldn't even pick up fight with you, or use derogatory words. I know as a " new comer" you will tempted to reply me in order to score another cheap point, guess I what? I won't reply.

Haha..Ur idiocy has been confirmed genetic and imprinted on a diamond encrusted tombstone.
Ur response is atypical of a Nigerian who has gone blank on points in a debate...smh
I never knew ur self-esteem was hinged to how long u've been on NL...such an irony for som1 of the age u supposedly claim...
Meeting u today..I very well now understand why they say AGE and MATURITY are not necessarily synonymous..

Thanks 4 takin ur time to check on me tho, I must av created such a lasting impression on u...I'm flattered.

NOTE: I joined NL 2yrs b4 U(so look for more silly points pls)

P.S: I don't expect u to reply Me as u've promised, but if u dare; THEN U ARE NOT OF NOBLE BIRTH

nkemdi89:
Go and make your
Go and make your findings and don't quote me for nonsense, that is why most of you dont grow beyond where you are, history were written by people and sometimes the story lines are adjusted to fit a particular generation, race and gullible beings like you, that place was abandoned because a larger one was discovered in portharcout, which bayelsa was under, around 2009 or 2010, even the FG made move to build a monumental structure in order to recognise the place as where oil was first exploited, that almost brought another issue among the communities based on ownership of the place.people like you thinks you know it all because you read a particular book which you never even make personal research

What kind of pitiable matter exists in ur cranium ma'am..?
U mentioned "commercial quantity" as ur case earlier..now u say they left it bcoz the reserve(which u claimed was discovered in commercial quantity) was not enuf for whatever idiotic reason u stil av yet to mention..
Auntie..in the business of crude oil exploitation/exploration.."Commercial quantity" remains so(except it dried up)..it's never left for another(that's not business-minded)..it's rather added to another for maximized profit..
Did u even goto school at all?
Education is nt bou readin history books, thrz somtin called logical scrutiny..it's the DYI tool in education..ur 6th sense b4 u digest sumtin..
The most annoyin of all ur poo is that u're yet to make any point, talk less of a valid one at dat..
*spits*
Dammit..am done wit this aptless debate. Wit u..

kastroud:
idiot see who is talking ehhhhh
2010-1
2011-2
2012-3
2013-4
2014-5
2016-6
the way u think I won't be surprised to find out that buhari has a higher WAEC grade than you

Chairman..abeg sharply change dat 2016 to 2015 b4 the nigga use am enter u oo..

nkemdi89:
Oil was first discovered in commercial quantity in imo state at iho in ikeduru local government in 1937, that was why shell camp was built, unfortunately it was abandoned due to owerri politics and too much emphasis on land availability.

What kinda unfounded nonsense did u just spit out bae?..
There are Some tinz u need to subject to plausible reasoning b4 pressing the submit button here on NL.
U mentioned "commercial quantity" and u stated thereafter that Shell Darcy Corp left it coz of politics among illiterates in 1937.
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1. It's obvious u av no idea what crude oil in "commercial quantity" is, for u to imagine an established oil company would leave it for some lame reasons u posted.
2. Get well acquainted with the oloibiri story and discover that the highest level of devilish politics(which u cited as a reason in ur imo fable) was played amongst the gov't, shell workers and the Natives, which stil did not stop the exploitation of the discovered oil. Blood was massively shed, enuf lives were lost, yet the work continued.
What do u fink oil is?..cabin biscuit?...plz think again
3. Lastly, take ur time and read up on war stories around the world that emanated from Mineral resources(e.g Diamonds of Sierra leone) and find out for urself the desperation of the white- man wen he needs to tap into a mineral resource reservoir in an alien land..they are ready to kill and as well instigate the natives against themselves, just to achieve their aim.

Pls, read up what the whites unleashed on King of Nembe and King Jaja of Opobo bcoz of common palm-oil in the late 1800's b4 u misyarn here..
For ur mind now..whitie see black gold come leave am coz of the nonsense u mentioned...mtcheew.
Av u forgotten ppl here are educated not only via schools?
U just read up some ethnocentric-driven shii on google and come post it here for us to digest..

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Let the intellectuals continue their debate on reasonable matters here please and swallow ur uneducated ethnocentrism..tnx

kazyhm:
Two is the best for educated folks
One to replace you and your wife each when you guys are gone


Make sure you nature them appropriately and stop adding nuissanse to our population

*NURTURE.
*NUISANCE

Vanillaskin:
My mouth is saying "yes, I'm happy"
But in my mind I'm thinking "like I give a f*ck"

I won't allow u whine me again...lolz..ur mouth just too sharp.. I'm sure a yo'ba gurl..
Nice Melons u got there..*winks*

More pics.

A shot of the town itself with the signs of what has become of it.

Oloibiri is a small community in Ogbia LGA located in
Bayelsa State, in the eastern Niger Delta region of Nigeria.

Nigeria first commercial oil discovery was made at (Otuabagi/Otuogodi) in Oloibiri district by Shell Darcy Cooperation on Sunday 15th January, 1956.

The well was completed in June 1956 dug to a depth of 12,008ft.

THE MISCONCEPTION
The location/site of this discovery is being credited to Oloibiri, but Otuabagi/Otuogodi are the actual places where this discovery and subsequent oil wells happened and constructed.





Oloibiri had the credit of this history to its name because it was the areas' district HQ at the time. This made the company name it after Oloibiri as seen in the photos.


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These are pics of this historic Nigeria Oil well that happened to be the onset of riches to some, and intense poverty to others. The discovery on that fateful Weekend in 1956 has proven to us a blessing and an immense curse over the years. GOD BLESS NIGERIA.

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Hmmn..the Oil Well Finally dried up earlier this year..after 60yrs of infrastructural Nothingness in the communities that beget the Mineral resource.

So far, nothin but strife in these regions has got to show for it.

Abuja - Ekiti State Governor Ayodele Fayose has described
the administration of President Muhammadu Buhari as "one
chance", while claiming himself to be a demigod.
According to a Naij report, the outspoken Governor has
lashed out once again at the Federal Government, stating
that it has failed the people of Nigeria and claiming that he
has been sent to tend to the plight of the masses.
While speaking on FRESH 105.9, Fayose claimed that Ekiti
State would experience financial hardship until 2036 due to
debt incurred by former Governor Kayode Fayemi.

In addition, Fayose refused to offer up an apology for
claiming that First Lady Aisha Buhari was involved in a
corruption scandal, instead stating that a battle against him
could never be won.
"Aisha Buhari is as guilty as me on corrupt charges. Nobody
can win any battle against me," he stated, according to Daily
Post.

http://http://m.news24.com.ng/Nigeria/National/News/fayose-claims-to-be-a-god-attacks-buhari-once-again-20160723?isapp=true

Vanillaskin:
OK you win, are you happy

Only if u r api too

katyeee:
heheheheheh now am angry why will u indirectly call me a prostitute

Urgh..I'm sori...ur comment only gv me d impression..
Ok..erm...can I indirectly call u my friend?..

Vanillaskin:
Hahaha
E pain am
Hahaha

A nice way to call a truce..
Lolz..u need cane...Y u go fink say mataz like dis go pain me?

U sabi me b4 ni..lolz..

I merely gave u a dose of ur own pills mehn..
Gud mornin jaree..

katyeee:
oh really

Ur reply has been changed from "lol" to "oh really".. I guess u did that to keep our quotin game goin..*winks* Abeg forget mata nd let's get acquainted joor..

foolinlove:
Well if that's the way you characterise a man, then those are silly social constructs that need to be disposed of. Why try to live up to them? It's impossible to live up to everyone's subjective idea of what makes a "real" anything.

You are male. You are a real male. Personal, intellectual and physical traits in males vary from individual to individual, as with females.

If you don't like to masturbate, then don't. Why do something you don't enjoy just to please others? It really makes no difference and is none of their business.

Who cares what others think of you? You can't please everyone all the time, and the effort to do so will make you unhappy. May as well be happy with what you naturally are.

I dint say I characterize a man as such..it's strongly evident in my post..juz that I see the new-age society setting it as a standard unsconsciously..
Thanks jaree..atleast I c one lady who's indifferent to it..
As 4 wat odaz fink..Not dat it bothers me tho..my thread merely emanated from curiosity

Imagine!!
The crazy dude can't even bear to taste the life a little above the average Nigerian..
So spoilt by mass-embezzlement

Vanillaskin:
Excuse me but at the risk of sounding rude.
What is your business with the odor that is there
Did the ladies in question take your nose and put it in "there"
It's her body, her life

Yea..rite there...in a bid to appear enlightened...u shot urself right on the foot..
1. U queried my business with the odor that is there.
2. U emphasized that "it's her body, her life"
3. U asked if the ladies brought my nose close to 'there".

MY TURN.
1. What's ur business with my thread?
2. I now emphasize: "It's my thoughts, my NL account, my thread and my Life"..take a stroll to the rehab plz.
3. What's ur business with the fact dat d ladies brought my nose close to "there" or not?

The pugnacious impression u juz created on me makes it certain u lack courtesy in social affairs with peers. Be tactful

foolinlove:
I think this question is silly.

You are a man. You have the gear. You identify as a man.

You can't be more or less of a man. Just like you can't be a little bit pregnant.

Either you are or you aren't a man.

Thrz too much to say..but I'll be point-blank and concise.

U obviously missed out on the comprehension of my post, owing to ur unintelligent analysis of the terms "MAN" and "PREGNANCY"..

Pregnancy is an absolute situation/condition..it's perceptible and not an abstract term..thus, it's either u are pregnant or not(no 2ways bou it). It's not an issue of perspective

Man is not a perceptible term, it's abstract, it's 100% an issue of perspective. What makes a MAN is dependent on whatever standards the society/peer group/individual sets as a definition to achieve that status. Someone can be more/less a man owing to the perspective of the person who blivs so..that's Y some ppl use the term REAL MAN.

In Africa, Nigeria to be particular, A married/marriageable male who has no children is regarded less of a MAN(useless) and thus maybe subjected to ridicule. This is due to the standards set by the society on males as regards Childbearing(another case is havin male children).

In the case of my post..I cited "mastur.bation" as a new standard(amongst others) that seems to now define a real MAN according to the ppl who see it Odd to not av jerked-off b4..which is why I asked the questn, posed to y'all just to sample opinions on the wankin issue.

However, MALE(which u confused wit MAN) is not an issue of perspective but a perceptible term just like PREGNANCY. A male, no matter society's opinion or standards remains a male...biology says so.
it's either u are a male or female(I'm sure u studied biology in sec. Sch)

P.S: I don't av an issue with my self-esteem. OBVIOUSLY...tnx

modelmike7:
Bloggers are really thinking hard these days, they giving us some 'cooked' interesting stories!

Lol..WICKED

I find it real funny wherein Ladies av dis rogue notion that every guy must have wanked-off b4 if not anymore..
Dare tel em' u av neva done it and dey scream LIAR!!.

The ones that try to bliv me end up givin me this odd look.

My ex had a hard time blivin dat as well, almost evri gurl I've been acquainted with..
I'm no religious bigot, but I actuali av never and will never masturbat.e(with due respect to the vaseline crew)..infact, I even hate to c myself nude.
So I don't look at Mirrors when unclad..
I'm sori if this thread is insultin to the pro-wankers..dat's nt d questn..
Why do ladies automatically bliv every dude jerks-off steady or must av done it b4..??
Is it some sort of Ego boost for d guys or an attraction meter for the ladies?

nikkypearl:
ucnwafor sabi look for my innocent trouble! Its not his first time
To the question..

Okay .

Oho..I tot as much..
Seeing the way u guys were PASSIONATELY at each oda's throat reeks of familiar enmity...

Vanillaskin:
You can never be too careful

No offense ma'am..but dat's not an excuse to be dirty and silly at. Same time..
The kind of hellish odor dat heaps up in dat area over-time ehn...it's too. Complicated for the nose to handle wen. Dey pull-off..
Now imagine the babe being fat...#definitionOfGross

katyeee:
Grow up

Do u even knw the meaning of that "grow up" cliche? Obvioulsy not... u actuali gv me an advice dat u desperately need..

Some juz see it as fashion(that dey Cnt even explain), others see it as an excuse for "I feel comfortable when I'm on it"..the stewpeedest of all r the ones that see it as a Modest sense of dressing for women..
Most of our Naijan gurls grew up digesting the idea of putting on 'tights' underneath ALWAYS b4 goin out..
Yea rite..atleast to protect urselves from free shows to guys when on skirt..but trust naija, our own is always record-breakin..
Girls be putting on tights evritime as if their lives depend on it..most don't even knw it's real essence til now..

Why in the world wud a lady put on a pant, wear tights ontop and stil put on a super-tight fitting sexy jean altogether?

..arrgh..azzin..whr breeze wan pass enter da area?
And u stil wud want a dude to go down on U afta all the sweat shii nd all..mehn..I'd rather sip on bitter-kola juice(if thrz one)..
Not to appear a bigot..I've come to notice dis fashion craze more in girls of a particular naija tribe I'll rather not mention.

ANY REASONABLE IDEA FOR THIS I MIGHT AV MISSED?

katyeee:
true ooo I hate dat shii.... except I want to beg for money

Take a min to see the dictionary meaning of the word "prost.itute"...
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p.rostitute - /ˈprɒstɪtjuːt/

1. a person, typically a woman, who engages in sexual
activity for payment.
verb
1. offer (someone, typically a woman) for sexual activity in
exchange for payment.

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NOTE: anything sexual as used above doesn't literally av to involve sex in the conventional idea..


U hate Moin-Moin but u like Akara...smh


Thank Me later..

Daniel2289:
Ur comment says u are a Male, then ur profile says u are a Female. Can't u pipo b truthful 4 once

Guy...u come NL. To find truth?....lmao..
*chews kola*
Open ur bible my friend..that's where we are told truth is..Not here

imohrol:
not all gals shall. different stroke for different fogs ..

Chisos!

Nigga..correct urself b4 I vex off my fone!

#8 Bully.

When most of us think of the word “bully,” we picture a big
jerk who steals kids’ lunch money or waits by lockers to give
students atomic wedgies. But years and years ago, “bully”
meant something completely different. Back in the middle of
the 16th century, “bully” came from the Dutch word boele, a
word which means “lover.”
Surprisingly, “bully” was a term of endearment. It could be
used for either males or females as a term of affection from
one lover to the other. The word actually did not take on its
intimidating meaning until the late 17th century, probably
because “bully” came to describe a love-vendor who violently
protected prostitutes.

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#7 Nice.

Generally speaking, the word “nice” is quite a compliment.
However, back in the late 12th century, if someone said you
were “nice,” it was far from flattering.
Way back when, “nice” was used to mean “foolish” and
“stupid.” That sounds more like the kind of term that would
start a fight instead of putting a smile on someone’s face.
Later on in the 13th century, “nice” came to mean “timid,”
and during the 14th century, it even meant “being careful.”
But finally in the 18th century, it changed to the kinder
definition we know today, and ever since then, people have
been using it in an endearing way.

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#6 Sad.

All of us get sad every now and then. It’s a normal part of
life.
However, once upon a time, “sad” had a very different
definition. Back in the 1300s, it was the perfect word if you’d
eaten too much food at dinner. After all, “sad” comes from
the Old English word saed, which means “sated.”
Through the years, the definition of “sad” changed to “heavy”
and then “tired,” all before evolving into the word we use
today. Interestingly, when “sad” took on its current
definition, it actually replaced unrot, an Old English word
that was the opposite of rot, a term that meant “cheerful” or
“glad.”

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#5 Fizzle.

Today, when someone uses the term “fizzle,” they are
referring to a real failure or something that didn’t work out
so well. However, back in the 1530s when it made its first
appearance, “fizzle” meant “to break wind without noise.” As
that’s a rather difficult challenge, “fizzle” must have been
one of those rarely used words.
It wasn’t until the 1800s that the word came to mean
“failure.” So what’s the story behind the new meaning? It all
started back in the early days of college. “Fizzle” became
slang for someone who failed to answer an examination by
a college professor. Like many other slang words, “fizzle”
became an insult, and the new definition quickly caught on.


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#4 Prestigious.

“Prestigious” is a word that does not get thrown around very
often. It is one of those words saved for the few who really
deserve it. It is used for those who inspire respect and gain
our admiration. However, you might be shocked to learn
that up until the 19th century, “prestigious” was actually
used as a derogatory term.
When “prestigious” made its first appearance in 1540, it was
used to describe someone who practiced magic. Now, you
may think to yourself, “What’s so bad about that?” Well, back
then, magic was not something to be enjoyed. Parents
would not hire magicians to come to their kids’ birthday
parties. Instead, people who practiced magic (or illusions)
were considered deceptive or full of tricks. They were not to
be trusted.
It was not until later, when magic became a fun activity, that
the definition of “prestigious” also began to change. When
people were dazzled by the illusions instead of growing
angry, “prestigious” gained a much more impressive
definition, which is why it’s such a compliment today.

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#3 Awful.

“Awful” is perhaps the one word on this list that should have
stuck with its original meaning. While today it means “bad”
or “terrible,” “awful” used to mean “awe-inspiring” or “full of
awe.” In other words, if something was “awful,” then it was
worthy of respect or even fear. Interestingly, the word
“awesome” was once used in a similar way. However, over
the years, “awesome” and “awful” have come to have
completely opposite meanings.
So how did the word “awful” develop its modern-day
definition? Well, in 1809, “awful” took on the same meaning
as egefull, an Old English word which means “very bad.” In
other words, “awful” has gone from describing powerful
kings and deities to insulting a friend’s cooking or a terrible
new haircut.

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#2 Clue.

If you’ve ever watched an episode of Scooby-Doo, then
you’re probably familiar with the word “clue.” After all, the
main characters were constantly trying to solve mysteries.
But back in the 1590s, this wasn’t the word you’d use for
such a dilemma. “Clue,” then spelled “clew,” was a ball or
thread of yarn. Now, that may seem like a pretty big jump,
linguistically speaking, but there’s a perfectly logical
explanation for the change.
The modern definition comes from the legend of Theseus, a
mythical king who needed to find his way out of the
Labyrinth. Ariadne, who had a major thing for Theseus, gave
him a ball of thread (or “clew”) to help him find his way out,
and that’s why the word took on such a different meaning.

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#1 Silly.

Everyone is a little silly now and then. It keeps life more
interesting if we let loose a little. However, the word originally
comes from the Old English gesaelig, which means
“prosperous.” But “silly” continued on its definition-changing
journey, and around the 13th century, it was used to mean
“innocent.”
About 100 years later, “silly” had made yet another
definition change. This time, it had changed into meaning
“weak.” Finally, around the 1570s, “silly” called it quits and
ended its long journey. So now, for almost 500 years, “silly”
has held the definition of “foolish” or “lacking in reason,”
and it looks like that definition is here to stay . . . for now.

The English language is constantly evolving, and there are a
multitude of words out there that don’t mean what they
used to. We’re talking about common words that you use
every day. We take them for granted, but at some point in
history, their meanings totally changed. Some of these
words did a complete 180, others went in bizarre new
directions, but they all originally meant something much
different.


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#10 Moody.

We were probably all called “moody” in our teenage years,
but if we had lived before the 16th century, that might not
have happened . . . unless you were exceptionally
courageous. Back then, “moody” was used to describe
somebody who was brave or willful.

“Moody” derives from the Old English word modig, which
means “brave,” “proud,” and “high-spirited.” It wasn’t until
the 1590s that “moody” became a word people would use to
describe others who were gloomy or sour.

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#9 Artificial.

In today’s world, when we hear the word “artificial,” we
automatically think of something that is fake or unnatural.

And then there’s artificial intelligence, a popular term that
has been used in the majority of science fiction movies over
the past 30 years. However, the original meaning of
“artificial” does not have anything to do with something
being unnatural or man-made. Instead, it was actually used
as sort of a compliment.
In the late 14th century, if someone was “artificial,” then
they were very skilled. On the other hand, if an object was
considered “artificial,” that meant it was artfully created. It
was not until approximately 100 years later that “artificial”
took on its modern-day meaning.

Growin up with African parents has its do and don'ts b4 ur freedom begins to set in with age. Those times when u can go put on the TV and watch whateva u like without the fear of the unknown from folks.
Most ppl wud claim their parents(juz like mine) hardly av time for movies, but there are times unplanned when u seein a movie and ur mom or dad joins in somhow.
Now..I dunno if it must av happened to u b4 or lots of times whereby a romance or sex scene in d movie comes up, while ur mom, dad or both of dem are seated.
U knw..theses are real awkward moments..it's either U or ur parents do smtin or evri1 juz watches in silence til the scene passes off..
Don't picture this moment bein a kid but as adults of considerable freedom and respect from ur parents when it's less likely they tel u the usual "oya put off dat TV"..

Lolz..as for me..it apund a few times b4 wit my mom, I'll juz be confused weda to fast4ward the scene or look into her eyes for ansas(which is more awkward)..
My mom wud juz gv dis African mothers kind of hiss that implies "yeye, nonsense and rubbish tinz"...
I'd juz laff so hard that she'd be forced to gv me dis smile that means " I wish I cud juz slap u silly now"..

Now, when this funny but awkward situation apuns or happened wit u..WHAT DID UR MOM/DAD DO?