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Romance / Re: 11 Steps On How To Get A Guy To Loveyou In Few Days by Tomaxzyn1(m): 11:37am On Sep 04, 2016
naijafengist:
11 Steps on How to Get a Guy to LoveYou in Few Days

This postis dedicated to the female folks especially. If you are a lady and you have always had a crush on a guy, that means you have always admired a guy and you do not know how to go about letting the guy know your feelings towards him, today is your lucky day. All you have to do, is to read this post 11 steps on how to get a guy to love you in few days.

Did you know as a lady, following this 11 steps on how to get a guy to love you in few days will do you a lot of good? It works like magic and very easy to accomplish.

The kind of society we find ourselves today, is a society is that pride has become the order of the day. So many ladies find it difficult to approach a guy and tell them their feelings. They feel by doing so, the guy might want to use that as an advantage and ride on them which will later lead to their dumpings.

This is actually true to some extent, because most guys do not truely appreciate any woman that walks straight to them and express their feelings toward them.

Now the question is how do I as a lady get a guy I have always admired to love me? The answers to this questions are already in front of you. All you just have to do, is to follow the rules and guldlines to achieving your goals.

This is a first hand tutorial for the ladies that will make them have their esteem as ladies and not fall prey to any guy that is just ready to use and dump them.

Getting a guy to love you in few days means you need to work extra fast, not be afraid to make the first move, and get yourself noticed in a significant way.

Do you have the power of seduction as a lady, do you always run after a guy who does not even notice you, is your seductive trap worthy enough to get you your admirers?

CONTINUE READING http://naijapremium.com.ng/11-steps-on-how-to-get-a-guy-to-loveyou-in-few-days/
why wud a lovestruck bae waste time on these, when herbalists neva scarce?
Atleast, da one na juz 2steps...nd u av ur Man
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With My Cousin by Tomaxzyn1(m): 11:15am On Sep 04, 2016
Plz let me know wen u release the next episode
Politics / Re: Confirmed: Boko Haram Is Recruting by Tomaxzyn1(m): 11:12am On Sep 04, 2016
Atleast let us see the qualifications nd requirements to know the fate of recruits..
*do they need field experience in terrorism?
*dem dey find 2.1 or 1st class abi na 2.2?
*what field of study?...chey na human kinetics abi na islamic studies or chemical engineering?
*any preference to catchment areas?

OP...pls let us know Asap...b4 dudes lose job opportunity biko..

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Romance / Re: Twelve Though Things You MUST Do If You Stay With A Cheating Husband by Tomaxzyn1(m): 10:56am On Sep 04, 2016
Oshikoyafrank:
This isn't going to be easy, but no one ever said marriage was.

He cheated and now you know the truth . What are you going to do? You wanted to believe him, to trust that he was faithful, to forgive him for neglecting you, letting you down, and disappointing you because you felt his intentions were true.

You thought if you gave him some time and space that your relationship would improve and feel good again. You even rationalized that if he lied, you might get angry but could forgive and forget.

What a shock it must have been for you to discover that he lied to you and your suspicions about his infidelity were real. It hurt to finally understand that all your emotional turmoil was not because you are insecure, inadequate or paranoid; something didn't feel right and your gut was telling you so. Now you are faced with your own real-life dile....Continue Reading @
http://www.gisttrace.com/2016/09/twelve-though-things-you-must-do-if-you.html
@thread's topic tough
Politics / Re: Fayose Distributes Foodstuffs To Ekiti Residence Yesterday (photo) by Tomaxzyn1(m): 8:10am On Aug 30, 2016
Agunechemba1:


How many jobs have your Sai Baba created for you?
What about the 5k he promised you?

U don't have job, you don't have food, you don't have 5k.

U have been scammed
u've juz profoundly exuded how much political idiocy has impaired ur reasoning.

1. I'm Apathetic to politics. I've never voted in my entire life[so far], neither did I ever do voters reg. I guess that speaks volume of my Apathy to the grand deception Nigerians like u seem to never get tired of falling for.

P.S: I've been eligible to vote before Yar'adua became president.

2. Don't always assume every dude u come across is a political opponent. It robs of u of Intellectual normalcy, u end up talkin off-key more often than not.

Enjoy ur Day.
Politics / Re: Fayose Distributes Foodstuffs To Ekiti Residence Yesterday (photo) by Tomaxzyn1(m): 1:26pm On Aug 29, 2016
BlackBaron:
The state is one big IDP camp, however they don't know it...

'Most learned state' my asss
a supposedly educated man who must av promised them empowerment...ends up giving dem food rather than the jobs that brings that food.
Real strange..
Politics / Re: Fayose Distributes Foodstuffs To Ekiti Residence Yesterday (photo) by Tomaxzyn1(m): 10:56am On Aug 29, 2016
How many times wud peeps use dese pics from ova 2mths go....smh
Science/Technology / Re: HEAVY RAIN DOWNPOUR IN LAGOS: What Is The Situation Of Things In Your Area? by Tomaxzyn1(m): 11:08am On Aug 28, 2016
Emeka71:
Something tells me that your thoughts are vaseline thoughts.
*whispers*

Bros..I never knew women use vaseline too oo.


*looks sideways*

*continues whispering*

Erm...the vaseline! As per ladies..ehen! For what exactly?
Science/Technology / Re: HEAVY RAIN DOWNPOUR IN LAGOS: What Is The Situation Of Things In Your Area? by Tomaxzyn1(m): 11:04am On Aug 28, 2016
Boscojugunu:
It's raining non stop here in Ikeja GRA. How I wish iyanuoluwa was here
hmmn...Weather for 2...#BadtChindhren

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Religion / What Jesus Must Have Looked Like by Tomaxzyn1(m): 10:40am On Aug 28, 2016
Jesus’ appearance has always been a source of debate. It
seems that every people group wants Jesus to look like
them, which is understandable.
Atleast, some depiction of his supposed looks seem to have followed a familiar pattern over the years(as seen in the pics attached to this post).

But,

Why is it that Jesus always has the same body?

Notice that Jesus can’t be overweight, because that would be
gluttony.[For someone who, presumably, hardly ate]

He also can’t be too muscular(with biceps like a bouncer), because that would be vanity(I think).

So, we can say He must, therefore, have a Model frame with a slightly muscular build.


We also can’t have a tall Jesus. Why not? Studies have shown
that tall people come across as natural leaders (Don’t ask
me to cite the study. I’m sure it exists somewhere..#GoogleIsYourFriend).

We can’t have people following Jesus because He’s tall; that
would probably take away some chunk of virtue we have always alluded to him, from His character.
If you’re going to follow Him, it has to be because He has great leadership skills, not an eligibility to play basketball.

But He can’t be too short, either. I’m not sure why He can’t
be short, but it would just be weird. We don’t want our Jesus
to be short[I guess the regular Jesus picture depictions agree with Me on this]


Humor aside, let's examine the three striking details in the appearance of Jesus, that almost every picture of him entails. These are: His long Hair, Cute Face and Beard.

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1. HE LIKELY HAD A BEARD.

We must, of course, address the beard. The beard is the one
area where Jesus is allowed to achieve model status.

How do we know this? Beards were common, as razors and
trimmers were not readily available, then. Moreover, Jews were instructed not even to trim the sides of their beards.


“You are not to cut off the hair at the sides of your head
or mar the edge of your beard.” Leviticus 19:27



Also, depending upon your interpretation of Isaiah 50, it
refers to the Messiah’s beard being torn out during His
sessions of mockery and torture:

“I gave My back to those who beat Me, and My cheeks to
those who tore out My beard. I did not hide My face from scorn and spitting.” Isaiah 50:6


2. HE LIKELY DID NOT HAVE LONG HAIR.

Contrary to just about every depiction of Jesus, He likely did
not have long hair. According to Paul, it was shameful for a
man to have long hair:


“Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a
man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him,” 1 Corinthians
11:14


3. HE WAS LIKELY NOT AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON.

Yea, our Jesus was not a cute dude with a fine face like every pictorial depiction of his claims.


“He grew up before him like a tender shoot, and like a
root out of dry ground. He had no beauty or majesty to
attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we
should desire him.” Isaiah 53:2[/b]

So there we have it. He was a 30yr old, [i]unattractive
, noble man of Jewish Origin, with a beard and short hair.

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Sure, our faith in Christ has nothing to do with how he must have looked like, but it's hightime we discard unfounded pics of that strange Man, who we 've mistaken to be Jesus; from our phones, wallpapers, Photo
frames, Rosary etc.

Romance / Re: 10 Really Dumb Things Nigerians Are Fond Of Doing by Tomaxzyn1(m): 8:06pm On Aug 22, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:
2. Buying “foreign made” items because they’re “better”

Nigerian have this absurd mentality that anything not made in Nigeria is better, regardless of how expensive it is. Made in Naija goods are awesome, we should look inwards for solutions. If you think made in Naija is inferior, you’ve probably never seen an Innoson vehicle.

*chews kola*
The fone wey u bin dey use type dis tin..
was it made in 9ja?
Romance / Re: Your Fingers Tells Something About U by Tomaxzyn1(m): 8:00pm On Aug 22, 2016
bitchcrafts:
and he spoiled the joke... but the condition doesn't always birth pinky fingers as extra making it insanely difficult to pick which from which... Anyway, OK sah
chai..no vex mbok!
Person no fit play wit yew again?
Romance / Re: Your Fingers Tells Something About U by Tomaxzyn1(m): 7:53pm On Aug 22, 2016
ojnnaco:
I belong to the first category..

Make I still use this medium book space here incase this makes front page .
ofcuz..every1 belongs to one category or the oda..
Am only interested in the near-accuracy(if not perfect) of the personality description of each category..
Romance / Re: Your Fingers Tells Something About U by Tomaxzyn1(m): 7:50pm On Aug 22, 2016
bitchcrafts:
Warebout ppl thatre polydactyl?
in polydactyl ppl...the extra finger is neither the ring, middle nor index finger....
Romance / Re: Your Fingers Tells Something About U by Tomaxzyn1(m): 7:48pm On Aug 22, 2016
wenebunwo:
I no believe jareh

mah just book space
lolz..u get eye, u get hands wey get fingers.. Check am urself na

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Romance / Your Fingers Tells Something About U by Tomaxzyn1(m): 7:35pm On Aug 22, 2016
Take a look at your fingers. Would you believe me if I told
you that the length of your fingers in relation to one another
can predict your personality? I know that it sounds like one
of those hokey tests you see on Facebook, but I have to
admit that it was spot-on for me. Here's how it works:
Look at your three middle fingers of your left hand. Is your
index finger longer than your ring finger? Is your ring finger
long than your index finger? Or are the two the same height?
Find the scenario that best matches your hand and see if
what follows is an accurate description of your personality.

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Longer ring finger: The Sweet Talker

If your ring finger is longer than your index finger,
researchers shows that you're likely a charming type, and
you can probably talk yourself out of any situation. Others
often find this personality type irresistible and will go to
great lengths to help you. You're more likely to take risks,
and you're good at problem-solving. People in this category
make great engineers, soldiers and crossword-puzzle
solvers.

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Longer index finger: The (Over) Confident One

If your index finger is longer than your ring finger, chances
are you are full of confidence — possibly even to the point
of being over-confident and arrogant. You are not
necessarily introverted, but you do enjoy time to yourself,
especially when you're trying to complete a project. You are
a goal-oriented go-getter who can make things happen, but
you may be shy when it comes to taking the first step in a
relationship. You are also probably happy with what you
have, but you're always wishing for more.

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Index and ring finger are the same length: The
Peacemaker


If your index finger and ring fingers are roughly the same
length, you are likely to avoid conflict at all costs and seek to
keep the peace in your relationships. You are well-
organized, faithful and compassionate. But deep down
under all of that caring and peace-loving, you also have a
fiery core that can lash out unexpectedly when you're
pushed too far. You will try your hardest to avoid a fight, but
heaven help the person who pushes you into one!
How well did these descriptions match your personality? I
was surprised at the accuracy in my case (but I'm not going
to spill which one it was!).
Cc: Lalasticlala

Romance / Re: How Deep Is Your Love? by Tomaxzyn1(m): 12:01pm On Aug 22, 2016
EllaNkay:
What na happened to you?
u asked a question thru ur thread topic...
He magnanimously answered...contributing to the ministry of ur thread..
So what's with the interview..
Are u a therapist now ni?

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Romance / Re: Mention A Nairalander You Dislike by Tomaxzyn1(m): 10:54am On Aug 22, 2016
izzou:


Unjustly bans

Lol

cool
Uhun...lolz

In as much as these Mods are human without closeness to behavioural perfection, as we know.
They sometimes go on a Sentimental Overdrive that results in Unjustly Bans..but that shud not be an excuse to be reticent on ur expression of how u feel..anytime..anyday
*sips dry gin*

*coughs*

*sips more and squints*
Romance / Re: Mention A Nairalander You Dislike by Tomaxzyn1(m): 10:31am On Aug 22, 2016
izzou:
Something 44 sha

I can't really remember his moniker

NairalandEFCC1 kindly help me abeg
cool
to type Mynd44 na im dey fear u..lol
Na so u fear Unjustly bans reach?
U got a right to express ur aversion for som1(provided it is, in no way, disparaging)..
That's a fundamental right.
There's not an issue in me saying, I dislike Seun for example..I av a right to express How I feel bou anybody..but not to insulting dem...
*chews kola*

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Politics / Re: Fight Over Loot Exposes Fake Miracles Syndicate In Enugu by Tomaxzyn1(m): 10:16am On Aug 22, 2016
Enuguboy4nsk:

no such intentions.....i just made an innocent statement
statements that cud spark religious rift aint innocent..
U knw dat...
If I say anglicans are the only church free from some sort of Moral decadence...u knw dis statement sends a lot of thought-provokin msgs to non-anglicans who might be quick to throw jibes at u..
If I'm to take on u...I'll list a thousand and 1 tinz dat proves catholics are fakes etc.
Now..the question is, how does dat improve our christianity..??
We'd end up with useless arguments on factionalized christianity...
U don't av to agree wit me...#MyPointTho

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Now...wud u say the comment by 9jii above me is an innocent one?..even tho it appeared so?
Politics / Re: Fight Over Loot Exposes Fake Miracles Syndicate In Enugu by Tomaxzyn1(m): 9:12am On Aug 22, 2016
Enuguboy4nsk:

it seems is only The Holy Roman Catholic Church that is free from this fake testimony and prophesy scandal
u copy-pasted a note-worthy post on NL for info sakes...I appreciate that..
But U neednt't corrupt the article with ur religious folly mehn
Romance / Re: She Claims Her Husband Raped Her by Tomaxzyn1(m): 4:49pm On Aug 21, 2016
bitchcrafts:
OK, my mate enjoys it when I go in while she's still in a trance, having me in her, waking her is termed heavenly and of course, I did go in without her consent. That's rape? I mean, so far no form of physical abuse say hitting was involved, It AIN'T RAPE! chikena angry
lolz...I'd rather not believe dis..too gud to be true
Romance / Re: She Claims Her Husband Raped Her by Tomaxzyn1(m): 11:22am On Aug 21, 2016
Freiden:


A woman has the right to so also does a man.

But the day she refuses my sexual advances without any good reason is the day i'll stop making such advances towards her. And if she tries making such advances towards me...she's on her own.

I'll go as far as masturbating in front of her.

#RADARADA
lolx...badt guy
Romance / Re: She Claims Her Husband Raped Her by Tomaxzyn1(m): 8:34pm On Aug 20, 2016
AfroKnight:
If a man has to ràpe his wife before he gets some then something is wrong with the couple. Oftentimes it's because the woman is trying to manipulate him with sex. "Oga, if you don't do this for me, nothing for you this night o...." That's borderline evil. The woman's body belongs to her husband.

However, I believe there is no pleasure in forcing your way into a woman. It's better to have a side chick for such situations. I hope my wife won't try this with me cos I really don't want my fidelity tested this way.
Haha..funny but blunt..
Romance / Re: She Claims Her Husband Raped Her by Tomaxzyn1(m): 8:29pm On Aug 20, 2016
herbie27:
There's no law in this country that's against spousal rape, it still doesn't mean this thing does not exist, the lawyers and lawmakers in this society owe us a duty to stay abreast of new developments in all areas of the polity.

"What is rape?, a non-consensual sex, it happens in matrimony.
Trying to make "rape" exclusive in matrimony is not that clear-cut..there are diff. angles to it..
It wasn't until 1979 that it became illegal in US to av non-consensual sex with ur spouse..even as we speak now...
Spousal rape cases aint easy to win over in countries whr itz recognized..except physical abuse or breaking/entering is involved.
Infact...sex-denial from a wife is legal grounds for divorce in US.
keep dis in mind..
Spousal rape is stil not a crime in a Handful of civilized and developed countries..
So dis is not a 'Nigeria' factor

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Romance / Re: She Claims Her Husband Raped Her by Tomaxzyn1(m): 8:13pm On Aug 20, 2016
herbie27:
Perverts actually, some men like it with force, what happened to putting her in the mood and doing what you want, let me assume these people don't know the trauma behind rape of any sort.

hmm...well..dats actuali d case here...one of the useless points she raised is "he never does pre-intimacy"
All he does is "open ur legs" and he does wat he wants...weda she's in d mood or not..
She claims she gives him a body language dat tells him "I'm not interested in dis"..but he stil doesn't seem to care sexing som1 who appears to be a log of wood by acting real stiff all tru d romp..
This, to her(aside oda allegations of hers) is rape.
What do u fink?
Romance / Re: She Claims Her Husband Raped Her by Tomaxzyn1(m): 8:02pm On Aug 20, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
it's better to cheat outside than to rapee undecided
I bet not evri1 wud agree to dis...
Romance / Re: She Claims Her Husband Raped Her by Tomaxzyn1(m): 8:00pm On Aug 20, 2016
eddyjibs:
during courtship naija babes are ready to fuk even if they traveled from lag to kano to see u dat same day. when u later pity their ministry and marry dem they start to misbehave. if my wife dares such rubbish i will force my way in cos i cant go outside to cheat.
hmmn..wud u call dat rape?
Romance / Re: She Claims Her Husband Raped Her by Tomaxzyn1(m): 7:20pm On Aug 20, 2016
talktonase:
Nigerian laws do not provide for rape by husbands...sexual assault will be the only indictment.
correct....!

Knowing that thrz a distinction btw sexual assault and rape....which is why I started the thread with without any sign of physical abuse...
Now...she is likely to manipulate the confines of the law to equate sexual assault to rape ...
Coz if we gv it some critical thought..they, both cud be linked somehw with respect to the peculiarity of the case involving signs of physical abuse, which, unfortunately, is non-existent in dis case.
Romance / Re: She Claims Her Husband Raped Her by Tomaxzyn1(m): 7:10pm On Aug 20, 2016
utenwuson:
he should divorce her jaree! na all ds women wie dd ask of money frm hubby b4 he touch them!
bro...dis is nt an issue of divorce yet...but the allegation of rape against her supposed husband..
The issue now is..if this is possible from a reasonable perspective?..either by law or virtue
Romance / She Claims Her Husband Raped Her by Tomaxzyn1(m): 6:18pm On Aug 20, 2016
Without any sign of physical abuse, a woman accuses her husband of rape for strange reasons and wants her punished for it.
Does she have any point to prove that her husband who supposedly has some sort of sexual authority over her body could rape her?
Rape, we all agree, apuns when mutual consent is not involved.
So, does that apply to the marriage institution wherein the woman is being sexed without her consent(as in this case) under the d umbrella of matrimony?
Plz...do u reason this as a logical accusation from the wife?
Romance / Re: How Did They Know He Killed His Wife? by Tomaxzyn1(m): 6:02pm On Aug 12, 2016
EmperorLee:
Because the Jury is Crazy.
Lolz...try again!!

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