Have we wroted the wrong thing? You have say you go school but no way to spark good engrish, School fees are wasted,

I will came backs in 1 or 2 hrs, brbs

cum is what happens to the male gender


Can guys date guys?

eferytiming i has wanted 2 lavving i are come ere and true trues no disappointing me,
Gooder evening, who have dey house?

SwitD gooding efenin

Nollywood is not match for Bollywood, the indians will rather go 2 the US, people like to move to a higher level!!

garri

lol,men! no mind me oo, i guess i have been a poor pal, i ll try to chat early 2moro, say 8pm, hope u ll be ere. catchya

btw: advertise sometin berra abeg

I am say good nitey to efery1,
the bed have calling and calleding me,
we sall see you tomorrow

mummy, byeeeeee

As long as any Williams wins i am fine,

i dont think we will have any fine match from the guys, bt i hope Murray does well, maybe some entertanining guy lyk bagdatis

You came 2 Jos 2 advertise leather slips rite?

MWAH
(Turn d other cheek)
mwah

how u been?

lavving out loud,
So this thread have still alive, it are funny me, and mum amigoz are still motifated me 2 spoke bad engrish.

I had small tory 4 you, i have be in 1 training recent and the 2 trainer have no speak any kain english, we are come lavving in the room, the girl trainer now ask why we lavving we say nothing, I fearing the company it are be as if they will no employ you when you speaking properly englishs,

good 2 came hear, and see alive peoples

mummmmmmmm

Hey mummy mummy,

How i miss u so much

Advertise for ur son ,lol

If Mikel does not play the return leg we will win, he plays as lazily as Kanu, but we understand Kanu is old and he sure does his magical bit.
Mikel is jus a waste of space in d nigerian team, with him you dont even know our formation,. MIKEL pls go 2 chelsea.
If we play our normal 4-4-2, tunisia will go down in ABJ

To get some money and play around with their life jus a little bit,.
Most times it back-fires though

Advertising Guys on g-strings (men will fight 4 der right to dress indecently too, it begins with goodass)

Oshiomole is not ready to be Gov, i neva knew he was this slow,
Is he not going to live up to his name?i am disappointed in d guy

None of them, really.
but they can pretend if you meet them in a nice environment, like a hotel n so on. but its not so easy 2 be down to earth in mushin, agberos will really bring you down to earth

@Dominic,
In this Oil-rich region, progress can be made and you will still enbezzle lots'a money if you are governor, alams did not do well, power supply only came in at d end of his tenure if not after,

As faras i am concerned the South-South has the worst leaders in Nigeria, They get lots of money and do lil, Gov Timi is doing some ok work in the state capital, which the kenyan long-distance runners can cover without breaking sweat, Can we see pix of Opokuma which is the next door town, mr publicity

hmmmmmmm, guess i will watch the film soon, i wanted 2 watch it last wk but my friend was not into animations at all, will try this week again.

Nice comments Dark n iice

My simple opinion is that Dbanj did not force our ladies to buy those forms, he informed them and they are meant to take action,

Though i did not like the advert, i think it was exagerrated and not done in the intended way, i saw his interview on HiTv and he said he has signed a contract not to have sex with any of the grls during the contract period, but i can assure you that if she is good enough they will do just that later.

I like the guy's ideas abeg, he needs to make money b4 his star goes off.

So ladies out there, buy the forms, no long thing, but i beg dbanj razz small oo, nigerian artist just do not like 2 speak good english,

Arsenal does not need to win Liverpool on tuesday, as a matter of fact the match may be drawn, why crucify d young lady?

Can i have 2 reason why Song who could havbe done what essien did in chelsea
or
arshavin who has rested 4 a week did not play,

I will wait 4 an explanation from wenger, i am really checking d internet 4 that.

Detop,
Tanx,Arsenal will only be beta if they can a real defender, if not we will still hustle with Mancity or everton 4 4th next season, a shame!!

Drogba even feels arsenal cannot win chelsea if he plays, thats how bad our defense is.

Football at a high level is easy,

Have a good defense, until wenger starts getting out n out defenders like we used to have in Campbell, keown, Adams, we will only get to finals to lose,
I am not expecting to win the UCL as i should (though i will celebrate if by mistake we win) i was hoping for a Cech mistake yesterday), Can Mr Wenger buy 1 center-half next season?
Liverpool has carrager n skrtl,+agger
Chelsea has terry,alex, carvalho
ManU has Vidic n Rio
Arsenal has a joke(silvester) + toure(make shift defender), gallas (mr. Inconsistent)
That has been d diffence betwn d top 3 and arsenal since we lost campbell 3-4yrs back

Can Mr wenger realy show he is intelligent next season? can we sell diaby btw? any price will do

I am really pained, but the reason we lost is too easy to grieve about.

Wish Chelsea luck, they can win d final, lets Arsenal hope ManU allows un win the UCL semis,
Liverpool next

This may be rather lengthy, but its worth the read for those that may be interested-'Culled from punch newspaper 3-Mar-2009'

NIGERIA’S ELECTRICITY WOES
Writing on Nigeria’s Energy and Power problems is like rewriting the history of corruption in Nigeria. And it is not a convenient and palatable topic because Nigeria has been held hostage by a very powerful clique of buccaneers who have refused to let go.
It is not that Nigeria lacks the Technological, Natural Resources, and Human Capital potentials to generate more megawatts to meet the nation’s energy requirements but that those Generals (and their Allies) in their Hill-Top castles remotely control every activity in Nigeria to maintain their  strangle hold and vice-grip on a Nigeria that is even struggling to breath. Nigeria is blessed with resources vast enough to meet all her energy requirements.

Nigeria’s River-Network makes hydro electricity our single largest potential source of electricity. In the same perspective, our hydro potential which remains obsolete and largely untapped is sufficient to provide up to 50,000 megawatts of electricity if fully harnessed and tapped.

Other untapped sources of energy are solar, clean coal, oil and gas and wind –all of them if fully harnessed will make us major vendors of electricity to needy African Countries. During a media chat in December, 2007 President Umaru Yar Adua promised to declare a state of National Emergency on the Energy and Power sector to get Nigeria out of its Economic predicament since power was the tonic for industrial growth. So the President knows the Critical importance of energy and power? The President promised that all hands would be on deck to increase our Megawatts from 3000 to 10000 at the end of 2008. He also promised the Nation 30,000 Megawatts by 2011 and a whooping 50,000 by 2015. Was the president dreaming? Was he joking?. Was he just flying a kite? Or was he fooling Nigerians?

By August, 2008 our 3000 megawatts had plummeted to 2000 and by December, 2008 the Presidents projected 10,000 MW was now less than 2000. 2000 Megawatts for a population of 150 Million people. That is an incredible 75,000 people to 1 megawat against the recommended ratio of 300 people to 1 megawat for developing Nations. I do not cast any doubts on the President’s optimism, sincerity of purpose and intentions. I rather pity the President’s “stubbornness” for trying to go beyond the precincts of his masters’ delineations. I see the President as willing horse but with a brit-controlled mechanism to checkmate his over zealousness and over enthusiasm. A mechanism to compartmentalize the President and ensure he operates only within a prescribed precinct and zone.

For instance all the President’s talk about vision 2010 and all the millennium Development Goals put together are hogwash and a charade of Politicians to hoodwink a gullible and compliant society into an irredeemable state of hopelessness if energy and power are not given top priority by the present Administration. This is because there is an unavoidable nexus between electricity and Industrialization. Early in February 2009 the Federal Minister for Mines and Power told the whole world that the Federal Govt. will soon start work on the National Integrated Power Projects. This followed a meeting of the Presidential steering Committee on NIPP headed by Vice President Goodluck Jonathan. The Minister said “some outstanding logistics and funding issues have slowed down the project”. The minister did not elaborate on these Outstanding Logistic and funding issues. The Minister was diplomatic enough not to let the world know that the greatest problem of the NIPP is unexecuted contracts. Contracts worth Hundreds of billions of Naira have been awarded to certain very powerful members of the same clique that controls this country. All moneys have been paid upfront but not a single pin has been mobilized on sight – that is the problem with NIPP. Let the Minister deny this.

The problem with the Nigerian Energy sector is that the more money you inject into it, the less you will see of the impact and outcome of this financing. An estimated $16BN has been pumped into the Energy sector since 1999 with the aim of increasing our megawatts from 3000 in 1999 to 10000 in 2009. What a tragedy, what a futility. Indeed Nigeria is a Sisyphean tragedy. Nigerians spend about $120 BN annually in fueling generators throughout the Country. This is good money that could have been put to better use to boost Nigeria’s economy. Early this year the Federal Govt went a step further by ensuring uninterrupted electricity through an unprecedented Budget allocation of $2BN 

(about N300 BN) to run and maintain generators for Federal Govt. Officials. Even the Independent Corrupt Practices And Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC) an Agency devoted to fighting corruption got $250,000 (about N37.5MN) for the running and maintenance of its generators this year.

Do you still need to ask why Nigeria with its expanding population cannot exceed the almost jinxed 3000 megawatts figure. It is not that Nigeria cannot have constant electricity. South Africa with its population of 45 million people has Electricity facility of about 50,000 megawatts, which is about 900 people to 1 megawatt. Nigeria with a population of 150 Million is battling with a constant paltry 2000 MW- that is a ratio of 75000 people to 1 megawatt. What a same. About 80% of South Africa is electrified. In Malawi, Mozambique and some West Africa Countries, it is a paltry 5%. In Nigeria actual electrification is about 2% when outages are computed.

Is it that we cannot enjoy uninterrupted Electricity as in Ghana? We can but the situation is very complex. Presently China even with  the global economic downturn is boosting her economy with a massive generator trade boom with Nigeria’s faceless generator Billionaires. These faceless saboteurs (some of them former Rulers and Top Govt. Officials) will even kill to ensure continued darkness in Nigeria. That is why they killed   Chief Bola Ige who was hell bent on “Lighting up” Nigeria. Chief Bola Ige was killed by   those who could not brook the intransigence of an unyielding and Unco-operative Minister for Energy and Power.

Apart from the Generator importers, there is another very lucrative reason why Nigeria must continue to be in darkness. The same people who made it possible for a great oil-rich country like Nigeria to depend on imported finished petroleum products to run its ailing and comatose industries, are the same people who have made it impossible for this great and  over abundantly blessed Country to operate just one semi-functional Refinery.     

The absence of Petroleum refineries, the greed of generator importers and the allocation of Diesel and premium Motor Spirit (Petrol) importation to a SINGLE importer are the three greatest fatalities that combine in a macabre fashion to deprive Nigerians of adequate electricity. And darkness will continue in Nigeria as long as these 3 conditions above prevail. Has anyone in this country asked why we cannot build functional refineries? The Obasanjo Administration over flogged the issue of building more refineries. He encouraged Private Refineries but did not approve even One. The reason for this is that Private or even Govt. refineries will make a mockery and defeat the aims and objectives of the single importer syndrome. All Diesel used in Nigeria must come through one single importer now popularly called “MR. DIESEL”.

The cannibalization and prostrate condition of Nigeria’s Refineries is the greatest crime Committed against this great Country by our present and past Rulers. The Criminals are still alive bestriding the Nation with pomp, pride and applause. A Directory of Generator Company Chairmen and Importers will shock Nigerians as it includes former very Senior Govt. Officials, Ministers, Commissioners, and Directors-General etc. But I have a firm conviction that a change is on the way. Either the Rawlings way which will come before you say “Marian Robinson” or the Obama way, which could take another 100 years in a very subservient and compliant Nation place like Nigeria. But a change will surely come.

It is longer a secret that many of Nigeria’s big industries are planning relocation to Ghana due to quarterly losses resulting from an increased expenditure on generator and diesel. So when you see the next pack of Milo, watch it, it could have been imported from Ghana. Ghanaians will gain so much from this switch and the dominion effect on the their economy will be astronomical.

Oh Nigeria! When shall thou see thy wholesome days again?             

BEN NANAGHAN E-mail: bennanaghan@yahoo.com   
LAGOS- NIGERIA

Tithing is not a question for believers? If you believe in GOD u shouls have faith in his words, total faith.

Men, na when i come nairaland i see say some nigerians don dey behave like americans, havbe u guys seen d devil worshipper guy? its amazing how ppl lose track of their beliefs

Thanks muslim brothers 4 giving me a break, You guys r lovely!!!

Yep, i repeat d movie to know that as nigerians we just wana laugh.
Brilliant idea, though she does not have all d technical stuff a great producer will have, but ask ur home videos when some finally did good pictures,

At least u bought d film, thanks 4 d patronage haters.

Yea, she acted well, she is a brilliant actress

You are found

Do u like me style?

Some1 is smelling of hair. . . . . .