₦airaland Forum

yes now,leg dey ok,na from leg we go turn am 2 belle now,all join

As a bad guy i expect 2 win now.

I hav jus been busy with work oo,n U?

I am jus gettin into dis chat portal al2geda anyway

SOMZE

But i am not wearing a cap now??

Anyhow i wonder when u turned into administrator??
JOBLESS abi?

at all,i wasnt expecting a correct answer

what r u doing now?

WHICH HAND!U BETTER LAY UR BELLE ON ME,lol

I AM SAYIN BYE 2 NUTTY PEOPS LIKE U WHO WONT LET ME BE D WINNER OF THIS NEEDLE(thread) I JUS ENTERED 2DAY,lol

because WE ALWAYS LIE


WHY DOES A GIRL HAVE 2 TRAVEL FROM NAIJA 2 BRAZIL 2 GREECE(WETIN U DEY FIND GO SOKOTO DEY 4 UR SOKOTO)

RUBIE SEND ME 2 DER SYSYTEM,ESP D LADIES ERE

ITS MY 1ST TIME ERE N ALREADY I AM SURE YALL WILL LEAVE

HI N BYE

CAR

(DO PEOPLE READ INSTRUCTIONS SO??THATS Y SOME1 WILL ALWAYS CARRY LAST IN CLASS,IT SAYS 1 WORD,SOME POET R BUSY SHOWIN OFF DER DUMB GLORY ERE)

(HEY RUBIE IS BACK PLS GET NAWA 4 US NOW,MISS U GUYS)

ITS COS SEUN ONLY WRITES POOR ENGLISH LIKE U DO,SO MUCH 4 OUR ENGLISH TEACHERS


WHY DONT 9JA STUDENTS AIM/DREAM 2 BE TEACHERS IN FUTURE?

ok i wont

BECAUSE WE ALL LIKE TO SEW OUR CLOTHES TAUT


WHY DO WE HAVE DUST OF OSHODI(ERUKU OSHODI) AS TEA IN 9JA

was that igbo??

kini omode mo??

what is that?

are u well

BECAUSE MONEY ONLY GROWS ON BRANCHES(THIEF)

WHY DO GIRLS LIKE MONEY MORE THAN MEN??

ITS FROM IBADAN(YORUBA),THATS THE REASON BEHIND D LONLY TRIBAL MARK


WHY DO WE HAVE TRIBAL MARKS ON OUR PALMS??

SPIRO I MEAN SPORA

U MEDICINE FREAK,TELL UR PROFESSOR O,AM SURE U D 1 SEF

HOW SWEET N SEXY U LL LOOK WITH A BIG TUMMY OF BABIES(U LL LOOK BETA DAN A BIG TUMMY WITH GUINESS/GULDER)

PLS PASS UR PIX
LMAO

PLS THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS ISSUE,I WONDER WHY IT HAS NOT BEEN REVIEWED ALOT

POSTER

PLS I DONT KNOW ALOT,BUT I KNOW ITS POSSIBLE,THOUGH MAYB A MISTAKE FROM D COMPANY

HAVE U CONSULTED MORE DOCTORS?UR LAWYERS?D COMPANY 2 REPORT?OR MAYB NAFDAC MOST IMPORTANTLY IF U HAVE SOME PROOF SOMEHOW??

PLS DO SOMETHING TO AVOID IT HAPPENING TO OTHERS.
MAY GOD BLESS U,N MAY HER SOUL REST IN PEACE

JEEZ

THESE SCIENTISTS SHOULD LET US BE OO,MAYBE ITS D MALE MONKEY THAT WILL GIVE BIRTH NOT US.
GIRLS U BETTER JUS DONT PRAY A FORBIDDEN PRAYER,MY GOD WONT LET US ADD THAT PAIN D OUR ALREADY PONDROUS WORK LOAD.

GEEGEE

I BEG I NO WAN LAUGH

NAIJA DIVA

THESE KIND OF DREAMS CAN NEVER COME TRUE,SO JUS GET PREPARED 4 9MONTHS DUTY OK!

+IF I CATCH THAT PROFESSOR,OK I NO FIT SHOUT

HURRAY!

KUWENA HAS REPLIED U NEED TO KNOW U D REASON Y SOME PPL LIKE ME REGISTERED ON THIS WEBSITE

AS FOR ME MY MESSAGE IS CLEAR OO

TRY 2 HAVE MORE FAITH IN GOD,HE AINT LIKE MAN,THINGS LIKE THIS R JUS SO EASY 4 HIM 2 DO
EASY MAN

2 EVERY1,LETS JUS TRY 2 RELAX HAVE FUN IN ANY WAY U CAN.

POSTER

U NEVA SEE PROPER IBUN(MISS USE OF ENGLISH)

WHEN U ENCOUNTER D REAL 1 U WILL JUS CHANGE THIS TOPIC,WE NO TRY WHY DEM NO FIT COME ERE TRY DIS STRONG PIDGIN WEY WE DEY TALK.
U GO OFFICE U GO YAN D TIN,REACH HOUSE U GO YAN AM AGAIN?ABEG FREE STORY 4 TORTOISE.
NO WORRY I GO SEND SOME REAL LANGUAGE-KILLERS 2 UR OFFICE,THEN U LL KNOW HOW FAR

PEOPLE THAT CAN USE SENTENCES LIKE THIS WITHOUT FEAR

I LL CALL U INCASE OF ANY EVENTUALLY
U BETTER WENT TO SCHOOL AND DONT BE LATE

I BEG MAKE I STOP ERE,I THRIVE ON POOR ENGLISH FRM MY PEOPLE 4 MY LISTENING ENTERTAINMENT,lol

i meant complain

SPOILT

U R REALLY SPOILT(that was funny)

MELLOW

HELP ME 2 DEY WONDER WHO DEM COMPLAIAN 4 OO

ORACLE

FROM UR ID,Y NOT CONSULT URSELF(D ORACLE),I HAVE D UNCANNY ABILITY 2 TALK 2 LIONS SHA,I CAN SEND DEM 2 U 4 COMPANY IF U CARE

BECAUSE WE PREFER TREES IN THE LOO


IS VERACIOUS ONLINE OR AM I HOME ALONE?

I TOT U WERE GREEN SKINNED B4
EBA DOESNT GROW ON TREES because ITS 2 HEAVY 4 D TRUNK 2 CARRY


WHY DONT WE GROW TREES IN D SITTING ROOM??

Oh i messed up.
White is used by doves

How come u r DARK-SKINNED??

Its a foolish man's idea of a NAME

hey Rubie miss ya n NAWA,whr u guys been??Was that a question?

LINAPEACE

JUS KEEP FOLLOWING PEACE WITH ALL MEN.
I ASSURE U THAT GOD WILL TAKE AWAY UR SORROW N GIVE U JOY

TAKE CARE

I can only put down things with my right hand,writing is only done by criminals.


was that sentence by VERACIOUS correct?

MOST TIMES LOVE ON THE PHONE IS ACTUALLY LUST,I AM USE 2 IT OOOO.
ITS JUST A GAME.
BUT MAYB WHEN U SEE EACH OTHER N LOOK OK,THEN U START DOING D REAL LOVE THING,MEANWHILE THE PHONE-TINGY WILL JUST SERVE AS A GUIDE LEADING U PEOPLE AFTER U HAVE MET.

ITS TRIPS 4 ME SHA,I LOVE D SUSPENSE(SINCE I CANT GET 2 WRITE A NOVEL,lol)