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Jokes Etc › Re: Outrageous?..... Depends on where you're cumming from. by tommyex(m): 8:40pm On Sep 13, 2007
@BREED

WE WANT MORE

WE WANT MORE

I AM RELATED 2 OLIVER TWIST ANYWAY
Jokes Etc › Re: Gender War Jokes (Men vs. Women) by tommyex(m): 8:32pm On Sep 13, 2007
CHXTA

WELLDONE OO,SO FUNNY,RUBIE HI OR HI RUBIE(LOL)
Forum Games › Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by tommyex(m): 8:22pm On Sep 13, 2007
NO WAY 4 THAT



IS THERE A WAY IN THE DEEP PURPLE SEA
Romance › Re: No Finance, No Romance! by tommyex(m): 8:21pm On Sep 13, 2007
JUST FEW MEN N WOMEN CAN DATE/MARRY 4 D VERY RIGHT REASONS

BECAUSE WEALTH IS EVEN ATTRACTIVE.WE MARRY ONLY PEOPLE DAT ATTRACT US.

OK I DARE ANY1 TO MARRY A VERY NEAT,CUTE MAD MAN,SOME OF D MAD MEN IN MY VILLA R SO CUTE,4REAL!
Romance › Re: Heartbroken: Jilted By My Girlfriend For An 'Ex-Boyfriend' by tommyex(m): 8:18pm On Sep 13, 2007
THIS 1 HEAVY PASS SUPER STORY,U CAN CONTACT ME LETS GIVE WALE ADENUGA.

WE LL BE ON D TV 4 3YEARS because OF UR STORY.

ANYHOW I LL RATHER COMMEND U 4 BEEN ELABORATE.

SHOULD I STILL TALK?GUESS D TOPIC IS OVER NOW WE CAN JOKE ABOUT IT.

MAKE I FIRST ASK 1 SERIOUS QUESTION.

U GET SENSE?JUS CURIOUS SIR.
Forum Games › Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by tommyex(m): 8:16pm On Sep 13, 2007
I DONT KNOW


ABI MAKE WE DEY INTRODUCING POOR ENGLISH ERE NI?
Forum Games › Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by tommyex(m): 8:14pm On Sep 13, 2007
I WAS BORN DURING A SEX


why is yaradua look so sickly?
[/quote]@GIBSON,IS THIS GAME ABOUT POOR ENGLISH?[quote author=gidson12 link=topic=52764.msg1492777#msg1492777 date=1189703365]because they are ugly, makeup- cheap facial treatment
Romance › Re: My Ex Wants To Have Lunch And A Talk! by tommyex(m): 6:50pm On Sep 12, 2007
ANYTHING U ALL LIKE U CAN SAY!

1 THING I AM COCK-SURE OF IS THAT WHEN THEY MEET SOMETHINGS WILL HAPPEN THAT WILL LEAD TO ANOTHER THING,

JUST GIVE US THE GIST COS U LL LOVE THE EXPERIENCE

ITS BEEN HAPPENING SINCE THE 20'S
Career › Re: What Do You Really Love to Do? by tommyex(m): 6:47pm On Sep 12, 2007
i love 2 love u all day n night
Christianity Etc › Re: Birth Pains. Why For Female Animals? by tommyex(m): 6:46pm On Sep 12, 2007
@MISTERMAN

i.e I AM FUNNY(HEY MY HEAD DEY SWELL O)

I SEND U?I 4 LIKE MAKE U LAFF PISS 4 BODY SO WHEN UR TIME FINISH U GO USE BOOK COVER UR FRONT TROUSER LIKE PERSON WEY HIM DICK STAND 4 MARKET SQUARE.

ANYHOW U DON ESCAPE DIS 1,NEXT TIME WE GO SEE.
Forum Games › Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by tommyex(m): 6:41pm On Sep 12, 2007
YES I CAN GO HOME



WHAT DO OYINBO PEOPLE MEAN BY HOME??
Forum Games › Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by tommyex(m): 6:33pm On Sep 12, 2007
I AM THINKING


CAN I GO HOME NOW?PLS
Jokes Etc › Re: One Finger Is Hole Is Much Big Use Three by tommyex(m): 6:19pm On Sep 12, 2007
E TIE TI BAJE NI SITE YI GAN
EXCESS CORRUPTION
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tommyex(m): 6:19pm On Sep 12, 2007
loves
Forum Games › Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by tommyex(m): 1:48pm On Sep 12, 2007
WHICH PAGE IS THE EDITTIN STUFF??


CAN I GO AND EAT MY FOOD NOW??
Forum Games › Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by tommyex(m): 1:30pm On Sep 12, 2007
SOMETHING

WAS THAT A STUPID QUESTION?
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by tommyex(m): 1:30pm On Sep 12, 2007
japan
Forum Games › Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by tommyex(m): 1:28pm On Sep 12, 2007
i ll be a president

Is RUBIE SICK OR SOMETHING?
Jokes Etc › Re: Guy pays friend's wife for s** by tommyex(m): 1:24pm On Sep 12, 2007
NA WA

I am feelin u oo,am a new kid ere,but so far i see u d funiest guy ere,keep it up men.
Humor is our only solution as poverty don sweep all our road finish frm north 2 south.
But we ll get there by Gods grace he has plans 4 dis nation,I jus feel it
Forum Games › Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by tommyex(m): 1:17pm On Sep 12, 2007
IT LL BE IN MY JEANS POCKETS

Y DO I HAVE 2 JUGS AS A GUY,(UNA GO RUN TIRE)LOL
Forum Games › Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by tommyex(m): 1:05pm On Sep 12, 2007
YES I SUCKED 2 NICE JUGS WHEN I WAS YOUNG,THOUGH DEY HAV SAGGED NOW

HAVE U LICKED B4?
Forum Games › Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by tommyex(m): 12:58pm On Sep 12, 2007
ITS D ACT OF NANCY GETTING PREGNANT 4 A MAD MAN OR AN ANT.

PLS WHO KNOWS HOW TO COOK A NOKIA PHONE WITH BREAST MILK?AM KINDA HUNGRY
Family › Re: Advice Needed For Living In Nigeria by tommyex(m): 12:55pm On Sep 12, 2007
@ZIDDY
U NO GET URSELF OO(LOL0

@POSTER

AM SORRY BUT SO MANY TINS DONT CUT IT 4 ME,GREECE(NOT A PLACE 4 D PUREST BIZZ MEN),HIS NOT SEEIN U 4 4YRS?(DATS SO SO SERIOUS).BIGGEST OF ALL HE IS JUS NOT COMING 2 AMERICA 4 NOW.
INFACT IF I LOOK AT IT FROM AN ANALYTICAL POINT OF VIEW I WILL JUS SAY U AINT SO SMART(NO OFFENCE PLS),
BUT HEY! LOVE DEFIES LOTS OF TINS.
BE CAREFUL,
Forum Games › Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by tommyex(m): 12:50pm On Sep 12, 2007
THATS D ONLY TIME PREGNANT WOMEN GET DER HUSBANDS 2 COOK 4 DEM


WHATS D MEANING OF PREGNANCY?
Family › Re: Advice Needed For Living In Nigeria by tommyex(m): 12:47pm On Sep 12, 2007
@DRKCHOCLATE

U have said it all,U sound like u r some kinda doctor.

Lots of posts have been great ere,but i realised that the poster has made up her mind already before posting the topic so maybe the topic is just 4 the STORY/TALE fun of it,anyway i ll drop d lil that my brain level(for now) allows me 2.

@POSTER
If i ll judge from wat my mind n history of things like this tells me,I LL JUST TELL U ITS SO SO FAKE(WHICH I FINK ANYWAY).
The truth is black men(naija or not) r very copious with their words n have sweet mouths so its just impossible for any1 to be exempted from Our trickery.That aside,I feel its only prayer that can help u now,because u jus can never know what will happen next,U can spend 4 Years ere with him ,he wont even KISS u 4 a day and U wont still know whats on his mind.So its jus a risk u taking,HOW I WISH THIS WAS JUS A GAME,but we have a kid involved ere,damn!.

The IGBO ppl (even if not him or his mum) have a very very strong culture mixed with mentality that runs thru them,no matter how enlightened he his his whole family cant,so If u get close 2 marriage stage, U on ur own o.

If love was a game i ll say COME OVER

If its real n a Kids future at stake I WONT SAY SO.

WISH U LUCK N LISTEN 2 YOUR BRAIN AT TIMES,ITS NOT ONLY D HEART THAT SPEAKS
Sports › Re: Yemi Tella Is Far Better Than Berti Vogts by tommyex(m): 12:46pm On Sep 12, 2007
@OTKX n 9JA4EVA

U GUYS HAV SAID IT IN D BEST WAY POSSIBLE,MAYB TELLA HAS NOT ACHIEVED MUCH BECAUSE THIS IS THE 1ST TIME HE LL COACH A NATIONAL TEAM/PRO CLUB,BUT WITH THE PERFORMANCE OF OUR EAGLETS THEY HAVE PROVED THEY CAN HANDLE PRESSURE N TRAIN PLAYERS UP TO EUROPEAN LEVEL WHICH THE GHANIAN TEAM LACKED

.DID U NOTICE WE PLAYED AT A HIGH LEVEL OF MATURITY N TECHNICALITY,EVEN THOUGH ALL OF THEM PLAY IN THE LOCAL LEAUGUE?

SUMMARY:NIGERIAN COACHES R GOOD JUST IF DEY R NOT BIASED IN SELECTING PLAYERS,N WELL MOTIVATED 4 THE COURSE(WHICH WE ALWAYS LACK ANYWAY)
Family › Re: Advice Needed For Living In Nigeria by tommyex(m): 12:46pm On Sep 12, 2007
@DRKCHOCLATE

U have said it all,U sound like u r some kinda doctor.

Lots of posts have been great ere,but i realised that the poster has made up her mind already before posting the topic so maybe the topic is just 4 the STORY/TALE fun of it,anyway i ll drop d lil that my brain level(for now) allows me 2.

@POSTER
If i ll judge from wat my mind n history of things like this tells me,I LL JUST TELL U ITS SO SO FAKE(WHICH I FINK ANYWAY).
The truth is black men(naija or not) r very copious with their words n have sweet mouths so its just impossible for any1 to be exempted from Our trickery.That aside,I feel its only prayer that can help u now,because u jus can never know what will happen next,U can spend 4 Years ere with him ,he wont even KISS u 4 a day and U wont still know whats on his mind.So its jus a risk u taking,HOW I WISH THIS WAS JUS A GAME,but we have a kid involved ere,damn!.

The IGBO ppl (even if not him or his mum) have a very very strong culture mixed with mentality that runs thru them,no matter how enlightened he his his whole family cant,so If u get close 2 marriage stage, U on ur own o.

If love was a game i ll say COME OVER

If its real n a Kids future at stake I WONT SAY SO.

WISH U LUCK N LISTEN 2 YOUR BRAIN AT TIMES,ITS NOT ONLY D HEARY THAT SPEAKS
Forum Games › Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by tommyex(m): 11:55am On Sep 12, 2007
I WATCH TELEVISION WHEN I AM THIRSTY



WHY DO WE HAVE ONLY 1 NOSE,MOUTH WHEN WE HAVE 2 EYES N EARS(OJORO OO)
Sports › Re: Yemi Tella Is Far Better Than Berti Vogts by tommyex(m): 4:27pm On Sep 11, 2007
@CHIEF

i no wan know.all i know is dat Tella is more intelligent than Vogts.
Do u know he is jus ere 2 earn his salary??
Romance › Re: Sometime I Bled In My Soul,crying And Feeling Hurt by tommyex(m): 4:25pm On Sep 11, 2007
AM SO IMPRESSED WITH THE CONTRIBUTIONS ERE,A GOOD COMBINATION OF HUMOR,INTELLIGENCE,N D REST.

@POSTER
WISH I COULD HELP U WITH ANOTHER ADVISE,BUT I THINK THE WOMAN SHOULD GET TO WORK,MAYB SHE CAN BE INDEPENDENT N TRY 2 DIVORCE,D MAN MAY COME BEGGIN HER.

@PAMMDI
U REALLY GOT IT ALL,GIRLS ALWAYS LOOK 4 SUPERMEN BUT WE GO DEY TRY 2 REPRESENT DAT FAKE IMAGE SHA.

@OLANAJIM

AM JUS SO IMPRESSED WIT U THOROUGHNESS,U SO HOT MEN AM FEELIN U,AM SURE U APPLYIN UR BRAIN SO WELL IN UR PLACE OF WORK.

@BABEELOVE

I CANT EVEN SAY MORE ABOUT U,U XTREMELY FUNNY,I ACTUALLY TOT I WAS FUNNY B4(BUT I KNOW BETA NOW).
DAMN!R U DAT FUNNY?HMMM.KEEP IT UP SHA,U COULD MAKE PPL SMILE THOUGH I KNOW U COULD BE HARD,MEAN N WICKED.(JUS KIDDIN O)

AM FEELIN YALL

@POSTER SORRY O,I MEAN SORRY 2 D VICTIM,GOD DEY O.COME BACK 2 NAIJA JARE,make i marry u,i mean HER
Sports › Re: Yemi Tella Is Far Better Than Berti Vogts by tommyex(m): 4:02pm On Sep 11, 2007
@PHEESAYO

NICE OBSERVATION,BUT DID U NOTICE THAT ALL TEAMS HAD 1 OR 2 OLD PLAYERS DER?GO CHECK GERMANY,SPAIN,N MANY MORE.EXCEPT COLUMBIA WHO HAD ALL OLD MEN,AT THAT LEVEL U NEED SOME OLD MEN 2 STABILIZE D SHIP(FEEL ME).
IF U WATCH WELL AGAIN ANYTIME DEY HAVE PROBLEMS DEY ALWAYS CONTACT ALFA,EVEN THEN D GUY CANT BE MORE THAN 27YRS(WE NO TRY),IF U WANA TALK ABOUT CHEATS GO WATCH OUR U-20(U GO FEAR).

NOW OUR TOPIC ,ELLA IS BETA DAN VOGTS SHA,EVEN WITH SUBSTITUTIONS U CAN TELL.
PLS SOME1 TEL ME Y MAKINWA KEEPS PLAYIN 4 US OOOOOOOOO

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