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A lot of BB users are vexing that Android users can
now ping. They have no exclusive right again and
its seriously paining them.
I am sure you have seen the don't accept a pin
that starts with 7..., now what about if we respond
to them in kind. If you love this response, PLEASE
share it on your wall, send it as a broadcast so
that they all can know what's up
BlackBerry users are like owners of an old broken
toy. They are too addicted to their toy and can't
understand that the world has moved on from just
playing with toys to sophisticated things.
Even the owners of BlackBerry have acknowledged
the toy is no longer valuable dear Bb addict and
they have made bbm for all.
That's what so many of you can't bear, no more
exclusive pinging. Lobatan.
If you can't play Temple Run, Candy Crush, Fruit
Ninja etc and you can't use your phone however
you like apart from just pinging, then you have
been left behind.
Join the winning team and stop clinging on to your
old toy dear BB user
How many likes and shares will this get? Let's tell
'em.

Yes O! E don happen again o. Chukwudi Films in
association with Chukwuemeka Pictures presents
anoda ogbonge movie "ASUU STRIKE 2013". Dis
one na movie wey pass movie ooooo. Dem no dey
tell person dis 1 oooo, u must to watch am by
ursef. Come hear the true story behind the whole
ASUU Strike ooooo- who start am, why dem start
am, who supose end am and who no gree end am
ooooooo! U go see all for dis movie. Money don
scatter our country ooooo, dis 1 dey ask 4 money,
dat 1 say no money.....ewoOo ooo Chai com see as
university student dey suffer, c as crime dey
increase. Girls dey born fowl, yahoo men dey press
die...See Blood! Blood!! Blood!!! rich man no even
worry. Leaders no even send. Wetin poor man go
do. Kai! ASUU STRIKE! ASUU STRIKE!! ASUU
STRIKE 2013!!!. . . Suspense full am, intrigue,
romance, swagger, ginger, garlic... Dat will kip u
glued to d edge of ur seat .U go laff,u go cry and u
go reason sef. ASUU STRIKE! ASUU STRIKE!! ASUU
STRIKE 2013!!!. . . Directed By Chi_ne Group,
Starring: Kanayo. O. Kanayo as Goodluck Jonathan
Pete Edochie as Nassir faggie Patience Ozokwor as
Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Eucharia Anunobi as
Ruqayyat Ahmed Rufai and Olu Jacobs as Gabriel
suswan.. Jim iyke as yahoo boy, sacca na poor
man oooo. ASUU STRIKE 2013! Grab ur copy
now..!!! Remember that Jesus is coming soon.

Kayswitch ft Dbanj = Caro
SauceKid ft Davido= Caro
Lkt ft Psquare= Caro
Wizkid ft L.a.x = Caro...
Abeg who is this Caro
disturbing Nigerian musicians ?

Auditions!!
This is a call directed to You if you fall in any of
these categories
- Are you a Spectacular and Distinctively Unique
Dancer?
- Well Educated in the Art Called 'Dance'?
- Honest to yourself and Loyal to Heart ?
- Have You got what it takes to Make Your Team
Members uPerform?
- Can You Carve your sweat into a Dance Floor?
- Can You Handle the Pressure of Delivery?
If you have a 4/6 Yes and fall in the perfect
Categories, then the opportunity could be yours
Imagneto Dance Company is Opening her Door for
Dance artist who not only can spell the Word
DANCE but can Live up to the Art Called 'DANCE'.
COME This October Imagneto DC Calabar Carnival
Auditions
Date- 28th - 30th October 2013
Time - 12noon - 4pm respectively
Venue :
Corporate Dance World Dance Studio-
Conoil filling station compound,
Eric Moore road,
Surulere. Lagos
Gate Fee - Respect and Decency
Powered By Kaffy (Imagneto Dance Company)
Be there.
For More Info
08024719869 - Stephen
08181252271 - Peter
07064405664 - Bami
Please Help Someone And Share

Did anyone get a message from zinox computers for a test and interview?

do you really wish others all the best knowing fully well that you are competing against each other?

WHAT A WORLD
WELCOME TO OUR NEW WORLD.... (ADD URS)
* Where bathrooms have become Photoshoot
studios.
* Where young girls call old men enough to be their
fathers..
"Baby, My Love"
* Where Beer is Important than Water.
* Where sex is free but love is costly.
* Where crime and rape is higher than education.
* Where people wear expensive clothes but their
bedroom doors and wardrobes are falling apart.
* Where funerals is a platform for fashion and style.
* Where girls wear tights as pants and not as in
wear.
* Where having sex is magic, a baby appears and
the father disappears...
Keep it rolling...[b]WHAT A WORLD
WELCOME TO OUR NEW WORLD.... (ADD URS)
* Where bathrooms have become Photoshoot
studios.
* Where young girls call old men enough to be their
fathers..
"Baby, My Love"
* Where Beer is Important than Water.
* Where sex is free but love is costly.
* Where crime and rape is higher than education.
* Where people wear expensive clothes but their
bedroom doors and wardrobes are falling apart.
* Where funerals is a platform for fashion and style.
* Where girls wear tights as pants and not as in
wear.
* Where having sex is magic, a baby appears and
the father disappears...
Keep it rolling...[/b]WHAT A WORLD
WELCOME TO OUR NEW WORLD.... (ADD URS)
* Where bathrooms have become Photoshoot
studios.
* Where young girls call old men enough to be their
fathers..
"Baby, My Love"
* Where Beer is Important than Water.
* Where sex is free but love is costly.
* Where crime and rape is higher than education.
* Where people wear expensive clothes but their
bedroom doors and wardrobes are falling apart.
* Where funerals is a platform for fashion and style.
* Where girls wear tights as pants and not as in
wear.
* Where having sex is magic, a baby appears and
the father disappears...
Keep it rolling...

WEIRD FACTS...!
1. Guys with bald head are very
stubborn.
3. Its impossible to see an albino
smiling in
the afternoon under sun.
4. Majority of Girls that don't
own a car, have Car charger.
5. Research has proven that
ugly girls are very confident.
6. Majority of people that
Update "Work 2moro" or
"Stressful work" are jobless.
7. Only Nigerians can change
their accent in less than 5hrs.
8. Farting continuously helps
strengthen your anal muscles.
9. Mosquitoes don't just bite
you.They also urinate on you
after sucking your blood if you
stink.
10. Men automatically turn
single when they see a girl they
Like.
11. Men that fight women are
scared of fighting their fellow
men.
True Or False??

Top 10 Big Boob Problems :
1. Under-boob sweat
2. Your bras being mistaken for ass-holders and/
or hats
3. Budgeting to afford a bra that actually fits
4 . Finding the right specialty bra shop with a
correctly-trained fitter you actually trust, or at
the very least, just finding a store that actually
carries your size
5. Packing a larger suitcase just to fit your bras
into
6. Figuring out ways to get your insurance to pay
for a breast reduction
7. Demi-cup overspill
8. Shopping for clothes based on whether or not
you can wear a bra with them
9. Wondering if a guy is actually looking at you or
only interested in your chest
10. How not to look crazy while holding your
boobs to avoid black eyes during a run[b]Top 10 Big Boob Problems :
1. Under-boob sweat
2. Your bras being mistaken for ass-holders and/
or hats
3. Budgeting to afford a bra that actually fits
4 . Finding the right specialty bra shop with a
correctly-trained fitter you actually trust, or at
the very least, just finding a store that actually
carries your size
5. Packing a larger suitcase just to fit your bras
into
6. Figuring out ways to get your insurance to pay
for a breast reduction
7. Demi-cup overspill
8. Shopping for clothes based on whether or not
you can wear a bra with them
9. Wondering if a guy is actually looking at you or
only interested in your chest
10. How not to look crazy while holding your
boobs to avoid black eyes during a run[/b]Top 10 Big Boob Problems :
1. Under-boob sweat
2. Your bras being mistaken for ass-holders and/
or hats
3. Budgeting to afford a bra that actually fits
4 . Finding the right specialty bra shop with a
correctly-trained fitter you actually trust, or at
the very least, just finding a store that actually
carries your size
5. Packing a larger suitcase just to fit your bras
into
6. Figuring out ways to get your insurance to pay
for a breast reduction
7. Demi-cup overspill
8. Shopping for clothes based on whether or not
you can wear a bra with them
9. Wondering if a guy is actually looking at you or
only interested in your chest
10. How not to look crazy while holding your
boobs to avoid black eyes during a run

lil jboy: lwkmd. . . You for press 2 na. . . . Funny how some pple have lost their sense of humour, well, maybe dey aint had dia lunch till now

lil jboy: lwkmd. . . You for press 2 na. . . . Funny how some pple have lost their sense of humour, well, maybe dey aint had dia lunch till now

may be i'm d cause of ASUU stryk

is it my fault that u dont av a good sense of humor...
mtcheeeeeeeeew

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in
an elevator- I was staring @ her boobs when she
said, "Would U please press 1?" So I did. I don't
remember much afterwards....

PHONE RINGS!!
ekeita : Hello
Akpors : My love, how r u doing?
ekeita : I'm fine.
Akpors : Will u b less bzy by weekend 2 come 2 my
house?
ekeita : I'm sorry love I can't make it because I will be
attending
my aunty's wedding n the next day is d thanks-
giving in church.
I'm so occupied.
Akpors : I wanted 2 take u out 4 shopping 2
surprise u with
Blackberrytorch and the brazilianhair u've been
asking 4.
ekeita :I'll b coming n I may even spend d weekend
if u want my
love.
Akpors : What about the wedding?
ekeita : Which wedding? I was just joking.
Akpors : Me too!!!!

Fifa 2014 is so real dat:
-Nigerian players dance Etigi after
scoring
-No matter d formation u use with
chelsea,it will
automatically change to 9-0-1 -All u need to do
when using Spain or
barca is press
pass,they do d rest demselves
-Ibrahimovic's nose always keeps him
offside
-No matter what u do,u can never score with Mikel
obi
-Drogba always score against
arsenal,even if a rookie
handles Chelsea
-If u use Spain and attempt to shoot
4rm 18yards,it doesn't work
-Tevez refuses to come on as a sub
-If u win champions league with
arsenal a message will
come up writing “WHAT A JOKE"
-D pass button becomes ineffective whenever
sturridge
is on d ball
-Messi doesn't score against Chelsea no
matter what
-If u win EPL with Liverpool the screen
will automatically change to black and
white
-If u bid for a player for around £16
million or more with
arsenal f.c it wil be game over
-If you're managing new castle in manager
mode,computer automatically bid for
french players for
you
-Valencia never uses his left leg
-D only ability dat developes for Ashley young are
his
diving skills
-De gea only makes saves with his feets
-If u use Joey Barton in your career
mode,You will start
from JAIL!!!!!!!!

sorry bout d repetition

The way of Eating fruits - this opened my eyes
It's long but very informative
�
We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits,
cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It's
not as easy as you think. It's important to know
how and when to eat.
�
What is the correct way of eating fruits?
�
IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR
MEALS! * FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN
EMPTY STOMACH.
�
Ifyou eat fruit like that, it will play a major role to
detoxify your system, supplying you with a great
deal of energy for weight loss and other life
activities.
�
FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD.Let's say
you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit.
The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the
stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented
from doing so.
�
In the meantime the whole meal rots and ferments
and turns to acid. The minute the fruit comes into
contact with the food in the stomach and digestive
juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil....
�
So please eat your fruits on an empty stomach or
before your meals! You have heard people
complaining — every time I eat watermelon I burp,
when I eat durian my stomach bloats up, when I
eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet, etc —
actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit on
an empty stomach. The fruit mixes with the
putrefying other food and produces gas and hence
you will bloat!
�
Graying hair, balding, nervous outburst, and dark
circles under the eyes all these will NOT happen if
you take fruits on an empty stomach.
�
There is no such thing as some fruits, like orange
and lemon are acidic, because all fruits become
alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert
Shelton who did research on this matter. If you
have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you
have the Secret of beauty, longevity, health, energy,
happiness and normal weight.
�
When you need to drink fruit juice - drink only fresh
fruit juice, NOT from the cans. Don't even drink
juice that has been heated up. Don't eat cooked
fruits because you don't get the nutrients at all.
You only get to taste. Cooking destroys all the
vitamins.
�
But eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the
juice. If you should drink the juice, drink it mouthful
by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix
with your saliva before swallowing it. You can go
on a 3-day fruit fast to cleanse your body. Just eat
fruits and drink fruit juice throughout the 3 days
and you will be surprised when your friends tell you
how radiant you look!
�
KIWI: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of
potassium, magnesium, vitamin E & fiber. Its
vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.
�
APPLE: An apple a day keeps the doctor away?
Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it
has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the
activity of vitamin C thereby helping to lower the
risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.
�
STRAWBERRY: Protective Fruit. Strawberries have
the highest total antioxidant power among major
fruits & protect the body from cancer-causing,
blood vessel-clogging free radicals.
�
ORANGE : Sweetest medicine. Taking 2-4 oranges
a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol,
prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessens
the risk of colon cancer.
�
WATERMELON: Coolest thirst quencher. Composed
of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of
glutathione, which helps boost our immune system.
They are also a key source of lycopene — the
cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in
watermelon are vitamin C & Potassium.
�
GUAVA & PAPAYA:Top awards for vitamin C. They
are the clear winners for their high vitamin C
content.. Guava is also rich in fiber, which helps
prevent constipation.. Papaya is rich in carotene;
this is good for your eyes.
�
Drinking Cold water after a meal = Cancer! Can u
believe this?? For those who like to drink cold
water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to
have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the
cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have
just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.
Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break
down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than
the solid food. It will line the intestine.. Very soon,
this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best
to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
�
A serious note about heart attacks HEART ATTACK
PROCEDURE': (THIS IS NOT A JOKE!) Women
should know that not every heart attack symptom
is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of
intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have
the first chest pain during the course of a heart
attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also
common symptoms. Sixty percent of people who
have a heart attack while they are asleep do not
wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a
sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The
more we know the better chance we could survive.
�
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail
sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll
save at least one life.
For daily health tips visit here: www.humanNhealt
h.com[b]The way of Eating fruits - this opened my eyes
It's long but very informative
�
We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits,
cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It's
not as easy as you think. It's important to know
how and when to eat.
�
What is the correct way of eating fruits?
�
IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR
MEALS! * FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN
EMPTY STOMACH.
�
Ifyou eat fruit like that, it will play a major role to
detoxify your system, supplying you with a great
deal of energy for weight loss and other life
activities.
�
FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD.Let's say
you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit.
The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the
stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented
from doing so.
�
In the meantime the whole meal rots and ferments
and turns to acid. The minute the fruit comes into
contact with the food in the stomach and digestive
juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil....
�
So please eat your fruits on an empty stomach or
before your meals! You have heard people
complaining — every time I eat watermelon I burp,
when I eat durian my stomach bloats up, when I
eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet, etc —
actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit on
an empty stomach. The fruit mixes with the
putrefying other food and produces gas and hence
you will bloat!
�
Graying hair, balding, nervous outburst, and dark
circles under the eyes all these will NOT happen if
you take fruits on an empty stomach.
�
There is no such thing as some fruits, like orange
and lemon are acidic, because all fruits become
alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert
Shelton who did research on this matter. If you
have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you
have the Secret of beauty, longevity, health, energy,
happiness and normal weight.
�
When you need to drink fruit juice - drink only fresh
fruit juice, NOT from the cans. Don't even drink
juice that has been heated up. Don't eat cooked
fruits because you don't get the nutrients at all.
You only get to taste. Cooking destroys all the
vitamins.
�
But eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the
juice. If you should drink the juice, drink it mouthful
by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix
with your saliva before swallowing it. You can go
on a 3-day fruit fast to cleanse your body. Just eat
fruits and drink fruit juice throughout the 3 days
and you will be surprised when your friends tell you
how radiant you look!
�
KIWI: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of
potassium, magnesium, vitamin E & fiber. Its
vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.
�
APPLE: An apple a day keeps the doctor away?
Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it
has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the
activity of vitamin C thereby helping to lower the
risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.
�
STRAWBERRY: Protective Fruit. Strawberries have
the highest total antioxidant power among major
fruits & protect the body from cancer-causing,
blood vessel-clogging free radicals.
�
ORANGE : Sweetest medicine. Taking 2-4 oranges
a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol,
prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessens
the risk of colon cancer.
�
WATERMELON: Coolest thirst quencher. Composed
of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of
glutathione, which helps boost our immune system.
They are also a key source of lycopene — the
cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in
watermelon are vitamin C & Potassium.
�
GUAVA & PAPAYA:Top awards for vitamin C. They
are the clear winners for their high vitamin C
content.. Guava is also rich in fiber, which helps
prevent constipation.. Papaya is rich in carotene;
this is good for your eyes.
�
Drinking Cold water after a meal = Cancer! Can u
believe this?? For those who like to drink cold
water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to
have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the
cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have
just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.
Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break
down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than
the solid food. It will line the intestine.. Very soon,
this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best
to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
�
A serious note about heart attacks HEART ATTACK
PROCEDURE': (THIS IS NOT A JOKE!) Women
should know that not every heart attack symptom
is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of
intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have
the first chest pain during the course of a heart
attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also
common symptoms. Sixty percent of people who
have a heart attack while they are asleep do not
wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a
sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The
more we know the better chance we could survive.
�
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail
sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll
save at least one life.
For daily health tips visit here: www.humanNhealt
h.com[/b]The way of Eating fruits - this opened my eyes
It's long but very informative
�
We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits,
cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It's
not as easy as you think. It's important to know
how and when to eat.
�
What is the correct way of eating fruits?
�
IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR
MEALS! * FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN
EMPTY STOMACH.
�
Ifyou eat fruit like that, it will play a major role to
detoxify your system, supplying you with a great
deal of energy for weight loss and other life
activities.
�
FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD.Let's say
you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit.
The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the
stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented
from doing so.
�
In the meantime the whole meal rots and ferments
and turns to acid. The minute the fruit comes into
contact with the food in the stomach and digestive
juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil....
�
So please eat your fruits on an empty stomach or
before your meals! You have heard people
complaining — every time I eat watermelon I burp,
when I eat durian my stomach bloats up, when I
eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet, etc —
actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit on
an empty stomach. The fruit mixes with the
putrefying other food and produces gas and hence
you will bloat!
�
Graying hair, balding, nervous outburst, and dark
circles under the eyes all these will NOT happen if
you take fruits on an empty stomach.
�
There is no such thing as some fruits, like orange
and lemon are acidic, because all fruits become
alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert
Shelton who did research on this matter. If you
have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you
have the Secret of beauty, longevity, health, energy,
happiness and normal weight.
�
When you need to drink fruit juice - drink only fresh
fruit juice, NOT from the cans. Don't even drink
juice that has been heated up. Don't eat cooked
fruits because you don't get the nutrients at all.
You only get to taste. Cooking destroys all the
vitamins.
�
But eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the
juice. If you should drink the juice, drink it mouthful
by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix
with your saliva before swallowing it. You can go
on a 3-day fruit fast to cleanse your body. Just eat
fruits and drink fruit juice throughout the 3 days
and you will be surprised when your friends tell you
how radiant you look!
�
KIWI: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of
potassium, magnesium, vitamin E & fiber. Its
vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.
�
APPLE: An apple a day keeps the doctor away?
Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it
has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the
activity of vitamin C thereby helping to lower the
risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.
�
STRAWBERRY: Protective Fruit. Strawberries have
the highest total antioxidant power among major
fruits & protect the body from cancer-causing,
blood vessel-clogging free radicals.
�
ORANGE : Sweetest medicine. Taking 2-4 oranges
a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol,
prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessens
the risk of colon cancer.
�
WATERMELON: Coolest thirst quencher. Composed
of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of
glutathione, which helps boost our immune system.
They are also a key source of lycopene — the
cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in
watermelon are vitamin C & Potassium.
�
GUAVA & PAPAYA:Top awards for vitamin C. They
are the clear winners for their high vitamin C
content.. Guava is also rich in fiber, which helps
prevent constipation.. Papaya is rich in carotene;
this is good for your eyes.
�
Drinking Cold water after a meal = Cancer! Can u
believe this?? For those who like to drink cold
water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to
have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the
cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have
just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.
Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break
down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than
the solid food. It will line the intestine.. Very soon,
this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best
to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
�
A serious note about heart attacks HEART ATTACK
PROCEDURE': (THIS IS NOT A JOKE!) Women
should know that not every heart attack symptom
is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of
intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have
the first chest pain during the course of a heart
attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also
common symptoms. Sixty percent of people who
have a heart attack while they are asleep do not
wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a
sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The
more we know the better chance we could survive.
�
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail
sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll
save at least one life.
For daily health tips visit here: www.humanNhealt
h.com

looks like PALITO TV

The draw for the play-offs to decide the African
representatives for next year's World Cup finals in
Brazil:
- Ivory Coast v Senegal
- Ethiopia v Nigeria
- Tunisia v Cameroon
- Ghana v Egypt
- Burkina Faso v Algeria

chokl8candie: am i missing somthing? Why all this drogba hate on dis thread?? . Well drogba is very handsome in my opinion considerin he's almost 40 if he isnt already

wht bout mu bf bannx of burkinafaso?

Allen kee: STRIKE

confusion

FOLLEY20: Look, if u don't know what 2 say, u better keep Quiet. I hate seeing dis issue of 1st or 2nd to comment; it's childish.

Allen kee: STRIKE

confusion

Allen kee: STRIKE

confusion

first to comment

lol

SOME GREAT NAIJA PROVERBS...
(1) When hot water quarrels with the
flour, its the cooking stick that always
mediates.
(2) A monkey that eats grass instead of
banana is a goat.
(3) Getting married to a girl that weighs
more than 80kg is polygamy.
(4) When a tsetse fly perches on your
scrotum, it takes great skill not force, to
kill it.
(5) However much the buttocks are in a
hurry, they will always remain at the back.
(6) If the throat can swallow a knife the
anus must find a way of expelling it.
(7) No matter how hot your temper is, it
cannot cook yam.
( The man who marries a beautiful wife
and a man who plants corn by the road
side have the same problem.
(9) The frown on the face of the goat does
not prevent it from being taken to the
market.
(10) No matter how far you urinate, the
last always falls at your feet.
(11) No matter how much weed you smoke
you cannot be the MOST HIGH.
(12) One who sleeps with an itchy anus
wakes up with smelly fingers.
(13) He who urinates in a stream must
remember his family drinks from the
water.
(14) The cow that is in a hurry to go to America
will come back as corned beef.

any1 with bb charger?my fone will soon go off

IBADAN BABES DON COME AGAIN ooo
1. Thank God for a brown new day!
2. My god is upsome!
3. Why are people so weekend? (coz
they are Friday)
4. Not all dat glitters are goats! (goatn?t
it!!??)
5. Majority carries the volt (volt ko!?
transformer ni?)
6. May your name be highly exhausted!
7. My waste is painingme!
8. Thank God for spearing mylife (with
arrow abi with dagger?)
9. What is strong with you? (strong kor..
decoder ni)
10. Lord! you are the killer dat holds my
life! (GBOOOOOOOOMM!!)
11. Pls, how much is ur age? (na 22naira
o!)
12. Look to the window, the principal
just passed away (na you killam abi?)
13. I am not priding pls
14. Lord let ur wheel be done?(God?
wheelbarrow spoil b4?)
No be here Oooooo[b]IBADAN BABES DON COME AGAIN ooo
1. Thank God for a brown new day!
2. My god is upsome!
3. Why are people so weekend? (coz
they are Friday)
4. Not all dat glitters are goats! (goatn?t
it!!??)
5. Majority carries the volt (volt ko!?
transformer ni?)
6. May your name be highly exhausted!
7. My waste is painingme!
8. Thank God for spearing mylife (with
arrow abi with dagger?)
9. What is strong with you? (strong kor..
decoder ni)
10. Lord! you are the killer dat holds my
life! (GBOOOOOOOOMM!!)
11. Pls, how much is ur age? (na 22naira
o!)
12. Look to the window, the principal
just passed away (na you killam abi?)
13. I am not priding pls
14. Lord let ur wheel be done?(God?
wheelbarrow spoil b4?)
No be here Oooooo[/b]IBADAN BABES DON COME AGAIN ooo
1. Thank God for a brown new day!
2. My god is upsome!
3. Why are people so weekend? (coz
they are Friday)
4. Not all dat glitters are goats! (goatn?t
it!!??)
5. Majority carries the volt (volt ko!?
transformer ni?)
6. May your name be highly exhausted!
7. My waste is painingme!
8. Thank God for spearing mylife (with
arrow abi with dagger?)
9. What is strong with you? (strong kor..
decoder ni)
10. Lord! you are the killer dat holds my
life! (GBOOOOOOOOMM!!)
11. Pls, how much is ur age? (na 22naira
o!)
12. Look to the window, the principal
just passed away (na you killam abi?)
13. I am not priding pls
14. Lord let ur wheel be done?(God?
wheelbarrow spoil b4?)
No be here Oooooo