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ChEkWaSIyKe:
Please am confuse and I don't know what to do. I can't bear it any more.

My Ex is getting married next month April and she is from Enugu. Due to family pressure that she must get married this year because of too many suitors that comes around. After the husband-to-be paid her bride price and travel back to were he based, she came back to school. 3 days letter she came and stay with me for two weeks. We have been having sex like never before. Though she told me she never loved the guy the way she loves me, that her family pushed her against her wish.

The worst of it is that, when am on top of her and the husband call, she'll lie that she is home alone and how he miss him.

Ever since last week, my conscience has been disturbing me severally I don't know what to do. Please advice me>>>

so u xpect her to tell her husband d@ she is on her way to jerusalem while u are on top of her...diarisgod oooo

we dont know her here in yong yang (china)

EdCure:
Criminals holding sensitive positions. This is what PDP has dragged Nigeria into.
All man inciting more trouble and dying to protect his loot and keep the jailer at bay.

Jona has allowed his cronies to steal so much to the extent that their life now depends on supporting him.

GMB come May 29 2015
sai Baba

5 uncomfortable facts about life.
1. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B":
blouse, bra, bikini, boobs; & lower body with a "P": petticoat,
panties, pussy... no wonder men suffer from high BP!
2. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you
dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once
you're screwed.
3. Three people having sex is a 'three-some', two is a 'two-
some'. So next time someone calls you 'hand-some', don't
take it as a compliment!
4. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his
wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make
her husband's dick hard, not his life.
5. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach
and say "Congrats!". But not one of them comes and touch
the man's penis & say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is
never appreciated; only result matters.

abbsilurd:
Even if they were put together Amechi was factual while FFK was just "rapping",any sane person will know he's just trying to protect his job.

FFK was just out of point...Amaechi killed it
sai GMB
Sai Baba
APC........change...thats exactly what we want

agbabiakao
agbariokuoo
okuliekiri
agbonmagbe
shina(gateman)
Bola(ebola)
simbi
ochuko
akpors
johnthomas
tegbolo
atutupuyoyo

rawpadgin:
I blocked her & she started calling like there was no tomorrow. she's even the cause of my weak battery

and also d cause of the network of ur second sim nt functioning....IF I HEAR.

great move by the school management


























Quote me make thunder fire U!

FFK:Patience,is GEJ around
PEJ:am sorry,he didnt dey








weldone ma,we will definitely miss U





sai buhari!

antimonopolographicationalitie
;Dantimonopolographicationalitie

slimzypink:
Ugly fowls with their scaly skin.. Res ipsa loquitur..the fact speaks 4 it self...dis fowls re ugly. kindly transfer ur aggression to some1 else

see u wey dey yab person,i just check ur profile pix,U RESEMBLE VOMIT

the rate at which MANCHESTER UNITED is going down,i
knw they will soon discover OIL.
hahahahahahahahahaha

armed robbers attacked me n my wife,d next thing she asked me was honey who r dis ppl,
i replied"they are my uncles frm d village,they are here for our child's dedication'
mtcheeeew

see ur face like goat wey rub powder.
u do face like pikin wey dey purge.
u too slow,e take u two hours to look @ 1hour.

satowind: happy new year my people am back.

u bin go kirikiri prison
...hu knw u?

7 reasons why you should argue in your
relationship.
The seven reasons are;
1) Argument makes your partner to understand
the other (negative) side of your emotions
properly
2) Arguments would keep you and your spouse
educated and informed.
3) Arguments can be fun if understood properly
and will always create a long lasting bond.
4) Arguments will always leave a memorable
moment in your house than words spoken softly.
5) Argument will always give you joy when you
come out as a winner.
6) Argument would always make you and your
wife to be on the same level or platform i.e
making you both equals.
7) Argument would make you know more about
your partner’s level of understanding and
wisdom which is crucial in relationship as this
will enable both parties to have
less problems.
Before I drop my pen on this note, I'll like to
quickly
expose some tips that would enable you have a
memorable and positive argument in your
relationship which won't escalate into other
issues the argument is not meant to bring up.
The 10 things you should avoid or never do in
an argument are;
1) Focus on the topic of the argument and don’t
deviate.
2) Do not bring up past issues. If you have
anything of the past you still wish to know more
about, simply request for the presence of your
partner for discussion
on it. So please, try to avoid bringing up issues
of the past.
3) Keep in mind it’s for fun and not for fight.
4) Keep another topic for another day to be
resolved.
5) Avoidpointing fingers and also avoid harsh
words.
6) Use words like we and not you. Whenever you
use the word you for your partner, you are
separating yourself from him or her, but in the
real sense, you both are one and not two.
So accusing your partner is accusing yourself.
7) Watch each others back. People may want to
intrude, but do not let anyone be your judge. Do
not let your partner be judged wrongly in your
presence, neither judge your wife wrongly in
others presence. So watch each others back and
tell any intruder to back-off no matter their
relationship with you.
Always try to point out areas where you think
you are wrong and not where your partner is
wrong.
Don’t ever tell your partner that he/she is
wrong, but rather, you think the situation she is
supporting is wrong.
Telling your partner he or
she is wrong
is passing judgement on him or her. You can not
be the jury, the judge and the lawyer at the
same time.
9) Don’t leave issue unresolved. If you ever wish
to leave the argument, accept defeat by
accepting that your partner is right.
10) If your partner changes the topic, tell him
to get back to the topic. If he or she does not
want to go back to the topic, the new topic
should be treated another day. But if he insist,
just listen to him,, but don’t ever walk away
from your partner's presence; it’s an insult,
show some respect.
11) If married.,Don’t ever separate yourself
from the same bed after an argument at night.
Just calm your nerves.
12)Acknowledge who was right at the end,
though it may be very difficult to do.
If this is achieved, the
argument actually ended as a game and with fun
but not fight. Argument should always end in
checkmate but it most often ends in stalemate.

Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to
child upbringing. (In Nigeria)
Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN,
ILADI, ABARA. Ds slaps will make u think u were
adopted.
IGBATI will make u correct ur wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, u will confess ur sins on
the spot
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make u expose
those who committed the crime with u without
hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make u pee in your new
pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one
which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When u receive dat one,
you'll lose balance and ur head will go into "auto-
search" as you'll be looking for what hit u. Ds will
make u do all d actions of the other slaps above
at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT)
God bless our parents for the gud upbringing.

naijacutee: I won a biro from Maggi in 1998.

i almost won helicopter

Facts About Mosquitoes.
Mosquitoes, the insects that are universally hated
the world over. These pesky, disease-carrying pests
make a living by sucking the blood out of just
about anything that moves, including us. But take a
moment to look at things from the mosquito's
perspective – it's a pretty interesting life.
1. Mosquitoes are the deadliest animals on Earth.
That's right, more deaths are associated with
mosquitoes than any other animal on the planet.
Mosquitoes may carry any number of deadly
diseases, including malaria, dengue fever, yellow
fever, and encephalitis. Mosquitoes also carry
heartworm, which can be lethal to your dog.
2. Only female mosquitoes bite humans and
animals; males feed on flower nectar. Mosquitoes
mean nothing personal when they take your blood.
Female mosquitoes need protein for their eggs, and
must take a blood meal in order to reproduce. Since
males don't bear the burden of producing young,
they'll avoid you completely and head for the
flowers instead.And when not trying to produce
eggs, females are happy to stick
to nectar, too.
3. Some mosquitoes don't bite humans, preferring
other hosts like amphibians or birds.
Not all mosquito species feed on people. Some
mosquitoes specialize on other animals, and are no
bother to us at all.
Culiseta melanura, for example, bites birds almost
exclusively, and rarely bites humans.
4. Mosquitoes fly at speeds between 1 and 1.5
miles per hour.
That might sound fast, but in the insect world,
mosquitoes are actually rather slow.If a race were
held between all the flying insects, nearly every
other contestant would beat the pokey mosquito.
Butterflies, locusts, and honey bees would all finish
well ahead of the skeeter.
5. A mosquito's wings beat 300-600 times per
second.
This would explain that irritating buzzing sound
you hear just before a mosquito lands on you and
bites.
6. Mosquito mates synchronize their wing beats to
perform a lover's duet.
Scientists once thought that only male mosquitoes
could hear the wing beats of their potential
mates,but recent research on Aedes a egypti
mosquitoes proved females listen for lovers, too.
When the male and female meet, their buzzing
synchronizes to the same speed.
7. Salt marsh mosquitoes may travel up to 100
miles from their larval breeding habitat.
Most mosquitoes emerge from their watery
breeding ground and stay pretty close to home. But
some, like the salt marsh mosquitoes, will fly
lengthy distances to find a suitable place to live,
with all the nectar and blood they could want to
drink.
8. All mosquitoes require water to breed.
Some species can breed in puddles left after a
rainstorm. Just a few inches of water is all it takes
for a
female to deposit her eggs. Tiny mosquito larva
develop quickly in bird baths, roof gutters, and old
tires dumped in vacant lots. If you want to keep
mosquitoes under control around your home, you
need to be vigilant about dumping any standing
water every few days.
9. An adult mosquito may live 5-6 months.
Few probably make it that long, given our tendency
to slap them silly when they land on us.But in the
right circumstances, an
adult mosquito has quite a long life expectancy, as
bugs go.
10. Mosquitoes can detect carbondioxide from 75
feet away.
Carbondioxide, which humans and other animals
produce, is the key signal to mosquitoes that a
potential blood meal is near. They've developed a
keen sensitivity to CO2 in the air. Once a female
senses CO2 in the vicinity, she flies back and forth
through the CO2 plume until she locates her victim.

Top 10 “Useless” Organs.
It is hard to believe that we have any organs that
are truly “useless” in our bodies. Still, when it
comes to a burst appendix and wisdom teeth we
don’t bat an eye at removing them. Here are 10 of
the most useless organs in and on your body.
1. Male Nipples
We might not think about this much, but really they
don’t serve a purpose. So why have them? I guess
it’s all for looks.
2. Appendix
While Darwin claimed that the appendix was useful
at one time, mostly during our early plant-eating
digestive years, the father of evolution also
admitted that today it serves very little or no
purpose. This is largely because we learned how to
cook to make our foods more easily digestible.
3. Wisdom Teeth
Let’s be realistic – cave men didn’t brush and
floss, so obviously they lost a few teeth along the
way. That made these extra “wisdom teeth” useful
until the dentist became common. Now they just –
ouch!
4. Erector Pili
This is the contraption in your skin that gives you
goose bumps. A good indicator that something is
freaking you out, but other than that today it
doesn’t do much good. Erector Pili originally would
make us look bigger and scarier in fear based
situations, but now we don’t have as much hair
and we just look like a naked chicken.
5. Coccyx
The Coccyx, or more aptly named the tailbone, is
several fused vertebrae at the bottom of the spine
left over from when we used to have tails.
6. Tonsils
Similar to the appendix, tonsils seem to be pesky
and prone to swelling and infection. Most of us
don’t make to 30 with them still intact.
7. Adenoids
Prone to swelling and infection you often lose these
along with your tonsils. They do technically serve a
kind of purpose – trapping bacteria – but still they
shrink as we get older and we don’t really miss
them when they’re gone.
8. Sinuses
Sinuses are mostly a mystery for doctors – we
mostly just know that we have a lot of them. There
are theories that they are eye insulation or
determine the pitch and tone of our voice.
9. Body Hair
Up until almost 3 million years ago, we were much
hairier, but when the ability to sweat came along
we lost the wool coats!
10. Plica Semilunaris (Third eyelid)
Originally part of a “Nictitating membrane,” the
Plica Semilunaris is the little third lid located right
next to your tear duct. Animals like chickens,
lizards, and sharks still have the full membrane, but
we obviously don’t use ours anymore.

10 Things That Can Actually Increase Your Lifespan
1. Research has found that optimistic people tend
to act in healthier ways than those who are
negative.
2. Long-term smokers live, on average, 14 years
less than non-smokers.
3. When you floss, you rid your mouth of bacteria
that can cause inflammation in the gums. This
inflammation can travel to the heart, leading to
heart disease.
4. The danger, stress and sleep deprivation that
results from working in the line of duty decreases
the average police officer’s life span by 8 years.
5. Contrary to common sense, drinking alcohol has
been shown to increase life span. This may be
because alcohol can serve to help strengthen social
networks, which are important for maintaining
mental and physical health.
6. Women live an average of 10 years longer than
men. This is due to environmental reasons, genetic
reasons and a tendency for males to be more
competitive and aggressive in nature. Such
behavior increases chances of death due to
violence, accidents and risk-taking.
7. Having frequent sex helps relieve stress and
improve sleep. It also boosts immunity and serves
as a form of exercise.
8. Married individuals have been shown to be more
likely to avoid risks and seek out a more stable
lifestyle.
9. Sitting 6+ hours per day makes you up to 40
percent likelier to die within 15 years than someone
who sits less than three hours a day. This is true
even if you exercise.
10. The simple act of petting a dog or cat has the
ability to reduce stress and blood pressure. Pet
owners have also been shown to be less likely to
suffer from depression.

i liked all her facebook post even when she posted 'i am hungry' ;Di liked all her facebook post even when she posted 'i am hungry'

EVENING NEWS Headlines:
1. Eclipse; Boko Haram claims Responsiblity
2. Don't use Eclipse to intimidate our son...
Edwin Clark tells North
3. US to help Nigerians fight future
Eclipse.Barack Obama
4. Nigeria Spent 500 Billion Naira on sun shades
during Eclipse
5. FED GOVT. set up Eclipse monitoring
committee to be headed by Asari Dokubo
6. Eclipse minister bought 2 armored anti Eclipse
Vehicles to protect self.
7. Eclipse: APC to GEJ; Eclipse has weakened
Nigerians confidence in your Government.
8. Eclipse strike was setback to negotiation,
strike continues...ASUU

sheelay: Yo momma so poor, she can't even pay attention!

yo mama is so slow,it took her 2hrs to look at 1hr

sheelay: Yo momma so poor, she can't even pay attention!

yo mama is so slow,it took her 2hrs to look at 1hr

In case the Eclipse of the sun hasn't gotten 2where
u are yet, Please bear wit us. Its due 2network
challenges...But if U still want to see it in ur area;
Text ECLIPSE to 3358--MTN
Text ECLIPSE To 3445--glo
Text ECLIPSE To 3332--etisalat

Akpors vs Arsene Wenger
At the Emirates Bar;
WENGER: Can I get a drink
please?..
AKPOS: Sorry sir, there are no
CUPS here.
WENGER: Akpors! Are you
serious
AKPORS: Yes bozz i'm serious,
there is no cup here for the past
8years.
WENGER: What should we do
now, i need cup now to drinks
coffe.
AKPORS: Eeyah, sorry sir, may
be you contact Sir Alex ferguson
to give you one cup.
Lmaoooooo!

Akpors was walking through a supermarket
to pick up a few things when he noticed an old
lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it,
he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to
the check-out line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me" she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at
you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that
you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a
long time."
"sorry about dat" replied the young man, "is there
anything I can do for you?" Yes," she said, "As I'm
leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'?
It would make me feel so much better. "Sure,"
answered the young man. So, when the old woman
was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!" As
he stepped up to the check-out counter, he saw
that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he
asked, "I only purchased a few things!" The clerk
replwwwied, "Your mother said that you would pay for
her"

1. Make Peace With Your Past – so it does not
spoil your present. Your past does not define your
future, your actions and beliefs do.
2. What Others Think Of You – is NONE of your
business. It’s how much you value yourself and
how important you think you are.
3. Time Heals Almost Everything – give time, time.
Pain will be less hurting. Scars make us who we
are; they explain our life and why we are the way
we are. They challenge us and force us to be
stronger.
4. No One Is The Reason For Your Own Happiness
– except YOU, yourself. Waste no time and effort
searching for peace and contentment and joy in the
world outside.
5. Do NOT Compare Your Life With Others’ – you
have NO idea what their journey is all about. If we
all threw our problems into a pile and saw
everyone else’s, we would grab ours back as fast
as we could.
6. STOP Thinking Too Much – it’s alright to NOT
know ALL the answers. Sometimes there is no
answer, there is not going to be an answer, or
there never was an answer. THAT is the answer!
Just accept it, move on, NEXT!
7. Smile – you do NOT own all of the problems of
the world. A smile can brighten the darkest day and
make life more beautiful. It is a potential curve to
turn life around and set everything straight.
Please Share...[b]1. Make Peace With Your Past – so it does not
spoil your present. Your past does not define your
future, your actions and beliefs do.
2. What Others Think Of You – is NONE of your
business. It’s how much you value yourself and
how important you think you are.
3. Time Heals Almost Everything – give time, time.
Pain will be less hurting. Scars make us who we
are; they explain our life and why we are the way
we are. They challenge us and force us to be
stronger.
4. No One Is The Reason For Your Own Happiness
– except YOU, yourself. Waste no time and effort
searching for peace and contentment and joy in the
world outside.
5. Do NOT Compare Your Life With Others’ – you
have NO idea what their journey is all about. If we
all threw our problems into a pile and saw
everyone else’s, we would grab ours back as fast
as we could.
6. STOP Thinking Too Much – it’s alright to NOT
know ALL the answers. Sometimes there is no
answer, there is not going to be an answer, or
there never was an answer. THAT is the answer!
Just accept it, move on, NEXT!
7. Smile – you do NOT own all of the problems of
the world. A smile can brighten the darkest day and
make life more beautiful. It is a potential curve to
turn life around and set everything straight.
Please Share...[/b]1. Make Peace With Your Past – so it does not
spoil your present. Your past does not define your
future, your actions and beliefs do.
2. What Others Think Of You – is NONE of your
business. It’s how much you value yourself and
how important you think you are.
3. Time Heals Almost Everything – give time, time.
Pain will be less hurting. Scars make us who we
are; they explain our life and why we are the way
we are. They challenge us and force us to be
stronger.
4. No One Is The Reason For Your Own Happiness
– except YOU, yourself. Waste no time and effort
searching for peace and contentment and joy in the
world outside.
5. Do NOT Compare Your Life With Others’ – you
have NO idea what their journey is all about. If we
all threw our problems into a pile and saw
everyone else’s, we would grab ours back as fast
as we could.
6. STOP Thinking Too Much – it’s alright to NOT
know ALL the answers. Sometimes there is no
answer, there is not going to be an answer, or
there never was an answer. THAT is the answer!
Just accept it, move on, NEXT!
7. Smile – you do NOT own all of the problems of
the world. A smile can brighten the darkest day and
make life more beautiful. It is a potential curve to
turn life around and set everything straight.
Please Share...