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Reminds me of this event.. A famous inspirational speaker said; "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife". The audience was in shock and silence. He then added: “She was my mother.”(A big round of applause and laughter roared).A very daring husband tried to copy this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen; "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife". Standing for a moment, he tried to recall the second line of that speaker. By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water! Moral Lesson: Don’t Copy, if you can’t Paste. Don't start what U can't finish!

A famous inspirational speaker said; "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife". The audience was in shock and silence. He then added: “She was my mother.”(A big round of applause and laughter roared).A very daring husband tried to copy this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen; "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife". Standing for a moment, he tried to recall the second line of that speaker. By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water! Moral Lesson: Don’t Copy, if you can’t Paste. Don't start what U can't finish!

nicerichard05:
Ok o.. Anyway today is my Birthday can i get 1000like

bros u need to growup!hope u wont type dis tomao?





quote me and? m

emrain:
and here is a criminal reporting himself. I hope the government are seeing this post. this op deserves to rot in jail. he's a hardened criminal.

ode ni e
oloshi

take heart bro! change is here quote me and?

chuna1985:
Uhmm, 1.6 billion dollars I.e 350 billion naira I though that buhari said the nations treasury is virtually empty.

Sai lying dullard.

ode nie
quote me n??

Airforce1:
cool pic

Hope to get to this level someday

i see u surpassing him in d nearest future,dnt limit ur challenges,instead i want u 2challenge ur limit.

and some fools here still refer to him as Daura President...between PMB & the man from Otuoke who is better...awon ode
Sai baba
more power to ur elbow
person wey say ur water no go boil,him own no go hot

it happened to me way back in pry skool,i was asked to mkke sentence with "them" and all i could say was
"them they come"....lol

Afolabs101:
1. Mickey mouse 2. Daffy duck 3. Fred flintstone 4. Ren and stimpy 5. Bart simpson 6. Spongebob square pants 7. ?? 8. Road runner 9. Marge Simpson 10. ?? 11. Stuey of family guy 12. Popeye 13. Mr Krab from Spongebob 14. Charlie brown 15. Bugs Bunny 16. Wilma flintsone (fred flintsone’s wife) 17. ?? 18. Bullwinkle from Rocky and Bullwinkle 19. ?? 20. Goofy 21. Squidward from Spongebob 22. Dexter 23. Snoopy 24. ?? 25. Olive Oil (Popeye’s girlfriend) 26. Pink Panther 27. Betty Boop 28. ?? 29. ?? 30. ?? 31. Tazmanian Devil 32. ?? 33. Pinky and the Brain 34. ??

U go lyk cartoon ooooo weldone

robbers attack u and ur wife at home,d next thing ur wife ask u is
wife:honey,who are dis people
husband:they r my uncles from d village,they r here for our child's dedication...mtchewwwww...

Yorubbish:
Yorubas
Been thieving before them born Jesus!
See their faces

Awon ole jati jati Political criminals leaders + Political drug barons leaders = Change!

ode nie

ole oshi

No 1 GHOST WORKER

trying to get into the good books of GMB.

obibankz:
Ambode is a fool and tinubu puppeteer, Wike is d boss, teaching Ameachi reason right from Adam, Ameachi is finished in Rivers state, with or without ministerial appointment he's nobody than son of useless palm wine tapper dat migrate from Amajiri, haters go to hell, Lagos is no mans land

u b mumu

assisting d prof in ma own way

his days as a free man are numbered

he said he needed light ooo

APC SUPPORTERS PLZ CAN I JUST GET 1000LIKES FOR
GMB-GENERAL MEANS BUSINESS

denkyw:
Yes, go gej
AFTER THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION TOMORROW,
SundayNews Headlines will go as follows;
presidential elections- Jonathan wins (The Light)
Don't celebrate yet, APC tells PDP (TELL magazine)
Concede defeat, PDP urges BUHARI (Punch)
APC Cries out, says election was rigged (daily sun)
APC demands Vote recount...(Vanguard)
No evidence of manipulation (NTA news)
There wil be violence if i loose; buhari declares (Guardian)
riot in kanu, 3 feared death (Channels)
Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into Agulueri from Kogi (Tribune)
buhari is a specialist in failure (FFK)
Go back to your cows,fayose tells buhari
Obama congratulates Jonathan - charges him to live up to espectations (AIT)
we will not accept result Amaechi tells PDP (STV)
APC head to Election Petition Tribunal (MITV)
Election was free and fair says Jega (NTA)
The people behind Gej's victory: True story uncovered...(News watch)
There is no perfect election in the world...OBJ.
Lolzzz.

rubbish

adioolayi:
506 Women and Children Kidnapped.... and you are still expecting votes from their immediate family members, extended family members, friends, colleagues and millions of sympathizers including myself
Oga Jona, please wakeup..stop daydreaming!

#GeneralMarch4Buhari
#IhavePVC

gbaaaaaaaam!


Sai Buhari

Yungwizzzy:
This is outright poo. what are these people singing to earn this much?

Imagine yemi alade is worth N820 million? How many albums and endorsements does she have?

Some blogger just sit at home and start writhing rubbish. what parameters did you take to arrive at this?

Most of their lifestyle your see on tv(which you used in creating this) is sooo fake. Someone passes some advert audition, get paid 100k and start ranting on Twitter he's just got endorsed with 200million!!


Any sha:
Working on my album
join you guys soon!!

in Airforce1 voice i guess

overhypedsteve:
goodluck with what exactly? dying?

i think he meant goodluck johnathan.

flint59:
Mtchwee Ode

u com b muntulla


u better shine ya eyes

change is what we want

sai Buhari

Otenestbestyaho:
Let him be eating raw cash, all I know is GEJ till 2019!

ode ni e


sai buhari

recently,the nigerian brewery NB just launched a new product called Ace root to compete with Guinness Nigeria Orijin.so i want to ask my fellow nairalanders which 1 is better?

Airforce1:


I'm going to drop a single to your listening pleasure soon

guess u r still in d studio,working on ur album as usual

damdemi:
this man sha

one of his jokes right?
oya make una clap for am...
sai buhari