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i didnt dt when d food don done

AM SO HAPPY 4 HER.YEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHT ABOUT THIS?

AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THE MOVE ........YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AM SO HAPPY FOR HIM YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AM SO HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPY....YEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

he wan dey threaten OTEDOLA ni?y he pack am 4 d guy office?

hope to see mine on front page...nonesense

ME AND MY BROTHER HAPPY 4 U NO BE SMALL...DANCING OROKI

RASHIDI YEKINI TO PARTNER SAM OKWARAJI ALONG SIDE VICTOR MOSES IN THE ATTACK

armed robbers visit u at night the next question ur wife ask u...HONEY WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE....UR RESPONSE :THEY ARE MY COUSIN FROM THE VILLAGE THEY ARE HERE FOR OUR SONS BIRTHDAY.MTCHeeeeeeeeeeeew!

booooooring

1st man:I SAY JAMAAL IS WHITE
2nd man:I SAY NA AFIN JOOR
1st man:I GO SCATTER BOTTLE 4 UR HEAD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2nd man:JAMAAL SEE WETIN U DON CAUSE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

will it mk them release me?SMH

I JUST ESCAPE FROM OTA FARM mtschewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

hahahaha

hahahahaha

wetin concern me abeg dancing continues joooooooor

i tried to confuse my GNS(Use of English)lecturer when i was in year 2....
i asked him,if "give her her book is correct,wht about give him him book,give us us book and give them them book...the whole class went wild

armed robbers attack u and ur wife at nyt ,the next thing ur wife ask u...
Honey who are they....ur reply:they are my cousins from the village they are here 4 the new yam festival...ode oshi

yehaaaaanoooooooooo....na dis tire sure pass jooooooor

ajegunle

[quote author=ehie]No need to rejectn anything....
scientic fact...

THE YOUNGEST CHILD VS THE FIRST CHILD

If you have an elder brother,there is a likelihood that you may be gay

Having an older brothers increases the probability that you will be gay.

It's called the Fraternal Birth-Order Effect, and it's quite clearly documented. For each son a woman produces, the chances that the next one will be spending his first 20 years inside a closet increase by 28 to 48 percent. By the fourth or fifth, you might begin to notice a puzzling affinity for musical theater.

Scientists think that this phenomenon is caused by a mother's body reacting to her son's foreign dude-proteins, and making antibodies to fight them. Each time another boy passes through a woman's system, these antibodies get stronger, and their target is your masculinity. We wish we were making that up. Before you're even born, your older brothers actually gang up on you and attempt to beat the straight out of you for nine months.

If you have an elder brother then you may be shorter


Science has proven that having older siblings noticeably stunts your growth. A scientific study following 14,000 British children found that those with three siblings were, on average, one inch shorter than their peers, the youngest being the shortest.

As a mother goes through multiple pregnancies, she tends to put on weight, has worse blood sugar and generally stops giving a Bleep.



Then, after you're born, it turns out that not only do your parents love your older siblings more than you, they also spend more of their household's available resources on them. There is simply less time, money and attention available to a family's youngest child.
In big families, parents cannot provide proper nutrition to their youngest children, presumably because after years of responsible child rearing, they decide that owning a feral scavenger might be a fun change of pace.


Older Siblings are sdmarter than the younger

In a recent study analyzing over 240,000 subjects, researchers found that, on average, the eldest sibling scored three points higher on an IQ test than their younger kin. Three points may not seem like much, but it can be the difference between receiving a nice fat acceptance envelope from Yale, and having them send you a rejection letter nailed to a dead possum.
We've already explained how your older kin get the lion's share of your family's resources, but it turns out that they also get the best education during the crucial infant years.

Scientists think that this head-start leads to higher vocabulary and reasoning abilities, and because the younger children are increasingly faceless members of a growing litter, they never have a chance to develop the same brainpower. It's called the dilution hypothesis.
But there's more. As the family grows, older siblings begin to take on some of the responsibilities of their fed-up parents. This means often that they become makeshift tutors for their dumb-as-a-brick brothers and sisters. Ironically, because teaching something is the best way to learn it, this benefits them more than it does you.

By this logic, teachers are the most selfish people on the planet.
It may seem altruistic that they would act as your mentor, but what they're really doing is reinforcing the fact that you will never be better than them. Ever.



Your Older Siblings Live Longer

OK, it's not all bad news for the younger kids. Our big brothers and sisters may be smarter and taller than us, but studies show they're not as healthy.
It has been found that the risks of hay fever and eczema decrease when you've had three or more older siblings.

The kick in the pants is that, even after granting having anironclad immune system, the sickly older siblings will still outlive you.
Scientists at the University of Chicago have concluded that if the firstborn live longer.
Apparently, the secret of the firstborn's success lies in the mother's birthing age.
If the mother is below 25 when she propels her first spawn out into the world, that child is much more likely to eventually become a centenarian.
The study showed that, for women, the firstborn child is three times more likely to make it to 100 than the seventh sister and beyond. Firstborn males are twice as likely to reach 100 as male siblings born fourth through sixth.

NA LIE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR....DANCING WITH MY BROTHER

OJOTA BUS/STOP

good 4 them

how does it affect my trip?

by how many age are u older than i am....na F9 i get 4 GCE ooooooo....dancing wif my brother

our Aunty don hammer ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
dancing continue

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