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IamPatriotic:
Up Wike, the no nonsense Governor., continue, South South is for PDP, PDP is for South South.

Mumu ode

SamuelAnyawu:
The More You Look the Less You See


Like My Military friend will always say the same way the military are tired of fighting this war is the same way Bokoharams are Tired too...


The Only difference remains the Military will continue recruiting thousands of human personnel to fill up for the lost soilders, but Bokoharam has been cut off severly from personnels and Conscripting innocent lads..


I always pray for you guys in the Northeast Capt Okoro, Major Kayode and The newly Decorated Capt Isa.... AFSS is proud of you all

500 likes for u

Gossiplover:
After diamond/gold/silver and money, the body of a woman is next..If you touch it or she use it to touch you, even a man of God will misinterpret the Bible...

Like goliath killed David

prettysolid:
While the others came for the birthday party to actually celebrate, Beverly Osu came to look for ...

Click like if you get my point

Client

Armed robbers attack u in the middle of the night with guns and matchete and ur wife ask:"honey,who are these people",reply: "they are my uncle from the village,they are here for d new yam festival..lol

Glorified slavery....anyway ftc

dauntless15:
when i was a teenager, such moments are always awkward and fun as for my mum she will immediately start looking at her toes, and my dad will scramble for the remote and change it to aljazeera, and starts the lecture........... the purpose we all convey in this parlour is to create a family time, to create this bond, closure and thats what decent and close knitted families do, now its 9pm dont you have school tomorrow? we will all say no, and he will say wont you go and do your assignments, we will say no assignments, and he will say the people who invented TVS are great book worms and we should be studying hard to invent our own tv, if we still refuse to goto bed, he will change his facial expression to angry and say go and sleep, children needs sleep to grow, after we leave he will resume the movie. , i cant help but laugh whenever i recall with nostalgia how funny those days was

share your story peepz

My dad screamed..."tom,av u ironed d gate"

codemaster2much:
If I dial I day in day the way on day?

Are u high?

payshence2011@yahoo.com

Armed robbers attacks u in d dead of d night and ur wife ask u"honey who are this people"?
Reply"they are my uncles from the village, they are here for our baby's naming"
Mtcheeeeeeeew

Closedoor:
Sam you never had a marriage.... If you divorce her, she will kill you. The first thing to do is stop communication with that friend that introduced her to you. Secondly you start picking quarrels with her, do not let her start the quarrel, start it instead. She presumes you weak that's why she treats you like shit. I have experience with girls like that. Once you start being the man and treating her like a hoe and nothing else she will start respecting you. One day take your daughter out to your parents house then go to her shop unannounced and start raving like a mad man and tell her if in front of everyone there that if you don't see her at home before 6pm she will hate ever marrying you. Tell her you have been trying to be a gentleman but since she was wants to see the madness in you that you have buried she should try you. Bro if she no come house by 6pm just throw all her load outside and lock your down. Anytime she comes back make sure say she know you dey inside house but no open door. From that day she go start to melo. You don't need to hit someone to be dominant, you just need to put fear in their mind. Tell her she should go to the man's house she is coming from and if you ever see her near your house, she go know say you worst pass devil. If na you open the boutique for am then carry police lock the place up. I swear she will come back begging, better no accept because na pretence. Once you have shown your dominance side then divorce her.. she will be scared to try and harm you.

Ur head is there bro... What i had in mind

[b][/b] i will advise u run for ur dear life
divorce her asap

Put a frog in a vessel of water and start heating the water. As the temperature of the water rises, the frog is able to adjust its body temperature accordingly. The frog keeps on adjusting with increase in temperature... Just when the water is about to reach boiling point, the frog is not able to adjust anymore... At that point the frog decides to jump out... The frog tries to jump but is unable to do so, because it has lost all its strength in adjusting with the rising water temperature... Very soon the frog dies. What killed the frog? Many of us would say the boiling water... But the truth is what killed the frog was its own inability to decide when it had to jump out. We all need to adjust with people and situations, but we need to be sure when we need to adjust and when we need to confront/face. There are times when we need to face the situation and take the appropriate action... If we allow people to exploit us physically, mentally, emotionally or financially, they will continue to do so... We have to decide when to jump. Let us jump while we still have the strength. Think on It !!

My dad and my mum were watching one American movie yesterday evening, when I heard the sound from the movie, I decided to join them. As we were watching the movie, a young man started to get intimate with his madam's sister. They kissed and when the guy's hand inched towards the girl’s breasts, I looked straight into my dad’s eyes and I noticed that his demeanor had changed. I decided to concentrate fully on the video. They were still kissing, when they both fell into the chair close to them. I knew something was about to happen and the guy was about to unhook the girl's bra . . . when… My Daddy looked at me with hard eyes and shouted with a loud voice “tom , have you ironed the car?”

i am an nd holder with a brewing coy,i earn upto 120k
so dont limit ur challenges but instead challenge ur limit

U av to keep praying cz dey might cm bk mayb after dey must av gotten rid of d dog....mayb bt b @ alert.pele.

Fatai Rolling Dollar rocks it bera. ;DFatai Rolling Dollar rocks it bera.

congrats don baba jay

the only part i knw them no fit ever bleach is that middle of nyash...

mznuez:
Hmmmmm


That's y I like my church



Deeper life bible church

u attend deeper lyf n u wear that kind makeup for prof pix ? u can lie ooooooo

Let's see how intelligent you are: A Teacher walks into the classroom and says; "If only yesterday was tomorrow,today would have been saturday". Now,on which day did the teacher make this statement

vheMa:
what's is wiping!

google is ur fwend

vheMa:
Today is my birthday too can I get 100likes? Even if I no see person take me out or buy me G wagon,una go sha fit gemme 100likes





Waiting....





Check my siggy b4 u like dis post

u need wiping

11.those with small bweast should not take ampiclox, coz it might mistake it for boil...hahahaha

Rip to d dead

Reminds me of this event.. A famous inspirational speaker said; "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife". The audience was in shock and silence. He then added: “She was my mother.”(A big round of applause and laughter roared).A very daring husband tried to copy this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen; "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife". Standing for a moment, he tried to recall the second line of that speaker. By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water! Moral Lesson: Don’t Copy, if you can’t Paste. Don't start what U can't finish!

A famous inspirational speaker said; "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife". The audience was in shock and silence. He then added: “She was my mother.”(A big round of applause and laughter roared).A very daring husband tried to copy this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen; "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife". Standing for a moment, he tried to recall the second line of that speaker. By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water! Moral Lesson: Don’t Copy, if you can’t Paste. Don't start what U can't finish!

nicerichard05:
Ok o.. Anyway today is my Birthday can i get 1000like

bros u need to growup!hope u wont type dis tomao?





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emrain:
and here is a criminal reporting himself. I hope the government are seeing this post. this op deserves to rot in jail. he's a hardened criminal.

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