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tosyne2much:
So you sef know ?

Am just getting to understand now oh

tosyne2much:
Yeah you are ryt, but sometimes, I receive mentions from other sections make dia topics enter FP

is it like twitter, that When ur name is Been mention you will be notify Without Quoting you?

tosyne2much:
Of course they do.. The truth is, many people mention me cos they think I'm a super moderator when in fact, I'm not

nawa oh nairaland is a complicated zone

tosyne2much:
Just mention Lalasticlala, Mynd44 or Obinoscopy and your prayer will be answered

what I don't understand is how do u get to know those who re in control of that place


Sometimes dey do mention ur name too

Is not like am new to this forum just that I have not fully understand some stuff, this is one of them(how to know the name of the MOD, those that move topic to fp) people used to called those name when they fine a topic interesting(lalasticlala,seun,tosyne2much with some other which I can't recall)



I don't know if this is the right place to post this. But I post it here cus this is the place I patronise most(romance)

elijah2u:
Olosho don't need all these

abi na we self we don't need them

See the dry man self

MEN MAYBE DIFFICULT BUT SIMPLE IF YOU
UNDERSTAND THEM



(1). Men are like hunters, they love what they hunt
for, don't go after a man, play hard to get but easy
to be with. Men hate cheap things.


(2) Men love space,don't chock him, if you give a
man too much he will get chocked and throw u up,
don't show him u are so much interested and u
can give anything (time, money, sex etc), men
don't need too much of ur love but they need
much of ur respect and humility.


(3) Men loves privacy and can abandon you if U
invade in their privacy, don't monitor him he is not
your son, don't stop him from associating with
friends both male and female and don't always try
to know everything he does.


(4) Men hate spies, don't spy on him by always
asking his friends, family or
colleagues after him, don't check his phone,
messages, Facebook or contacts to know whatever
he does.


(5) Men hate talkative and desperation, don't
broadcast your relationship to the world if he has
not ask you to or propose allow him to, don't
bring up the M word(money, marriage) to a man.


(6) Men loves leading, allow him to exercise his
authority, don't tell him what to do, don't force to
change him but compliment him.


(7) Men loves active listeners, always allow him to
talk even if it boring and listen to him, allow him to
win your arguments, its in them they like winning.


( Men loves truth, honesty and sincerity, always
let your yes be your yes and no be your no.
Remember you don't keep a man with your love or
money but you keep a man with your VIRTUE. If
think am not right make research ask your
brothers, friends and fathers all men want the same
thing if you want to keep them. Wish you luck in
your relationship and marriages.

Prayer is the key to everything my sister, Gods time is the best don't wory God has preper a special husband for you

R.I.P. May their souls fine peace with the lorD



#AMEN

Mozambique:
Recycled sh!t!

atlist u got the chance to read it again

I just don't know why some people fine excuse to cover up their evil did, a man Is working very hard to see that he provide for his family and trying all remedy to see that he can still satisfy you in bed yet u go out nd hookup with some stupid social medial fool Who have no respect for someones wife and you think he Love you...


You better cut all connection you have with that benson of a guy for he is a agent of distruction


Anyguy who sleep with another mans wife when he fully knows she is married nothing good can comeout from that guy

adonbilivit:
mum I am hungry o. come and eat me na

lolz 9ja mamas will never change

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN


1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And shereplies, "Sorryfor yourself!".




2) When you ask her where you should dropsomething and shesays, “Drop it on my head.".


3) When she brings foodwrapped in a nylon bag from a party..



4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” Andshe repliesyou, “Why won't you have fever when you pressphone every night”..


5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in myclass.” and she replies, “So the person that tookfirst has two heads abi?”..


6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, justto punish you..



7) When you are watching television with her andthen she sleeps off and still doesn’twant you to change thechannel...



When you tell her you are going to a friend'splace to play and she asks, ''When last did that friendcome here to play with you?..





9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, andyou reply no, and she says, come and eat me.


10) When she tells you, if I hear Peeeem, you willhear Weeeen..


11) When she touches hot pot comfortablywithout a cloth orpaper..


12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,so you will not killme''..



13) When she calls you from your room upstairsand then sends you back upstairs to bring herpurse..



14) When you ask her to refund the money youborrowed her andshe tells you, "All the food you have been eatingin the housenko? Which money did you think was used inbuying them?''Our Mothers are wonderful.


I love my mom share if u love ur mom

Am in line now

That white man behide the hausa dude will be like look at this monkey he thinks he is in the jungle

mizquote:
how do u know dah?

it means u also like such topics.

hmmmm or maybe am stalking

purecrxtal:
True, beautiful girls love watching porn.

thank God u got my back

mizquote:
soak ur "thing" inside alomo.

u re always found in such topic

[i][/i]the lady @the top

Can you spot him in the pic?




















https:///0Le3Mcn0pI

Oh I just hate all this my barrack female friends I wish they got the heart of a rapper

Atlist I will be the one to fine a very quite place where nobody will hear/see that They re rapping me I will even make timetable for the rapping



Stupid gals just go waist the rapped for That mumu boi head



Less I 4get, please did they use condom

Am waiting for the beautiful gals to come comment








But truth be told, do you expect NL gals to come out nd tell you that yes I get jealous nd yes I hate my self hahahahahahahaa then bruh u most be a real sicko dan I tut u were......




Even the most ugly gal on NL will tell you that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder or she will say beauty is from the heart..... She is right but deep down she don't believe it her self





They will even feel uncomfortable when they re with their BF they mite even drag u(BF) out of that place(with sense tho)

Can't stop laughing @NO 11

jonaifame22:
don't tell me u're one of those insecure types

sorry mistake

But be happy I quote ur tho

Ok