₦airaland Forum

ayboye:
Inline Skating is an amazing sport, I so so love it. I just started the learning process as well and it's been so so fun. Although you need to persist. I would love to know others Nairalanders doing the same.

i hope they see this thrend. . .n i hope u r having fun skating?

I can't forget mine in a hurry, was playing one boring day on facebook when i saw this slim, pretty girl. . .wouldn't have added her o but i found out we were both in the same skul(esut) i immediately added her up and we got chatting, one thing led to another she gave me here number and we continued on whatsapp.

Fastforward, one faithful day me and my friend was around her faculty so i decided to call her, well she agreed to see me and before then i don make maut tire give my friend xa d babe make brain. . .ok we waited for a while n due to the fact that i dnt edit she quickly recognise me while me the mumu was waitin to see one fine babe omo i saw one short, worgly babe approaching me, what got me angry self was the veins on her body. I began to ask myself maybe she is a bouncer at any night club. . .we greeted sha and gisted for a while, i acted normal until she was ready to leave

wen she left i told my friend that he can have the babe since they are both short omo come see warning na.

GIRLS SHA

Missmossy:
It all depends, if its my good friends yes and if its my bad friends no!

lols

akinsadeez:
Personally I feel once we are friends, your sister is off limits to me just as my sister is off limits to you. I don't like the notion of Guys dating their friend's sister even if the guy is responsible. There are too many girls around for you to now say it's my sister you want to date.

your head is there. . .

ferdimako:
depends on her age and love for cash. If she is 35 years...how u wan stop d guy?

lmao.

Blackett:
[color=#150000]I've dated my friend's sister before. We even kissed with him in the house. No big deal. [/color]

you must be a very good guy.

hisbae:
no
never
impossible
noooo

lols

Wuuworld:
I no fit o!!!!,All my guys na baddoooo!!!! The can be very harmful especially to the lips between the legs.

but you fit babe another guy sister. . .we guys are funny.

ronald4lif:
Yes, I will. Depending on how responsible he is. Shouldn't be a problem if he's responsible in the sense that he works, doesn't drink or smoke irresponsibly, takes good care of her and respect her, even if he flirts once in a while that will be fine.

since he is your friend i guess you should have somethings in common, but most times most friends can be different some are flirty and those are the few i can't allow my sister to date. . .e.t.c.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]For our friendship to continue and be at peace,,i'd rather stand against it. [/color]

lols

I'm just thinking and asking myself if i can allow any of my friends to date my sister not minding their character and sexual activities, well i can allow just few of them and others is a HUGE no for me.

So i want to know if you guys can allow your current friends to date your sister not minding his way of life and other things.

This question works in both ways. Ladies, Can you watch your brother date your promiscuous girlfriend?

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iamodenigbo1:
Funy pix

trying to upload more but the service is really bad

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Here are some few funny pictures i want to share and i hope you all will love them.

will be posting more pictures.

Limerick:
surulere abi?

yes at national stadium. . .but am in enugu now

Inline skating is a sportpracticed widely internationally. Inline skatestypically have 2 to 5 polyurethane wheels, arranged in a single line, although 5 wheel designs are no longer manufactured. The in-line design allows for greater speed than roller skatesand better maneuverability. The in-line wheels are coupled with boots designed for skating over and around various obstacles. Inline-skating is practiced and performed using inline skates designed for race tracks, skate parks, Urban areas, and off-road.

Inline skating is also known as "roller blading" due to the popular brand of inline skates, Rollerblade.

Feel free to join or share your experience on inline skating, where i learnt inline skating at the national stadium in lagos the slogan they use there is "no fall, no fun" kinda funny but true.

Security Tips:

1) What shld a woman do if she
finds herself alone in d company of a strange male as she
prepares to enter a lift in a high- rise apartment late @ night?
Experts Say: Enter the lift. If you need to reach the 13th floor,
press all the buttons up to your destination. No one will attack you in a lift that stops on every
floor.

2) What to do if a stranger tries to attack you when you are alone in your house, run into the
kitchen.
Experts Say: You alone know where the chili powder and turmeric are kept.And where the knives and plates are. All these can be turned into deadly
weapons. If nothing else, start throwing plates and utensils all
over. Let them break. Scream. Remember that noise is the
greatest enemy of a molester. He does not want to be caught.

3} Taking a Taxi at Night.
Experts Say: Before getting into any vehicle at night, note its registration number.Then call ur
family or friend & pass on the details to them in the language
the driver understands. Even if
no one answers your call, pretend U are in a
conversation.Th e driver now knows some1 has his details
and he will be in serious trouble if anything goes wrong. He is now bound to take u home safe
& sound. A potential attacker is now ur de facto protector!

4}What if the driver turns into a street he is not supposed to -
and you feel you are entering a danger zone?
Experts Say: Use the handle of your purse or your scarf to wrap
around his neck and pull him back. Within seconds, he will feel
choked and helpless. If you don’t have a purse or scarf just pull
him back by his collar.The top
button of his shirt would then do the same trick.

5} If you are stalked at night.
Expert Say: enter a shop or a house and explain ur predicament. If shops are not open, go inside an ATM box. ATM centers always have security
guards. They are also monitored by Close Circuit television.
Fearing identification, no one will dare attack U.

Please spread it 2 all d women (& men) U care abt & spread awareness.

Nneka123:
hehe, let's enjoy single together

aint you tired of being single?

The plot to force the
Independent National
Electoral Commission (INEC) to shift the February general
elections has taken a new dimension, reports Premium
Times.

The Presidency and the Peoples Democratic Party
(PDP), which are allegedly pushing for the postponement, are planning to instigate protests against INEC as a way of forcing the commission to postpone the February 14 and 28 general
elections .

The plot is to mobilize
women and youth groups across the country to organize protest against the
commission.

The protesters will march on the streets, INEC headquarters and state offices with placards, complaining about the electoral body’s refusal to
deliver their Permanent Voter Cards [PVC] to them.

They would then demand for a postponement of the
elections so they would not be disenfranchised.

Nneka123:
cause i don't make them stay

Working on a better relationship

chimoo. . .with this your sexy body one will think he's not worth having you and probably run away. . .just saying

am actually single cos i have a problem with falling in love, until i find her. . .lemme enjoy being single

The plot to force the
Independent National
Electoral Commission (INEC) to shift the February general
elections has taken a new dimension, reports Premium
Times.

The Presidency and the Peoples Democratic Party
(PDP), which are allegedly pushing for the postponement, are planning to instigate protests against INEC as a way of forcing the commission to postpone the February 14 and 28 general
elections .

The plot is to mobilize
women and youth groups across the country to organize protest against the
commission.

The protesters will march on the streets, INEC headquarters and state offices with placards, complaining about the electoral body’s refusal to
deliver their Permanent Voter Cards [PVC] to them.

They would then demand for a postponement of the
elections so they would not be disenfranchised.

Tunsboy17:
racism will never end as long as what comes out of you penis during sexual intercourse is WHITE AND NOT BLACK





SPERM

lols. . .so true

(this is a joke o - it's not intended to offend anyone in any way).
President Robert Mugabe's speech on racism:

1. Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tires.

2. Racism will never end as long as we still wash first white clothes, then other colors later.

3. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolize bad luck and WHITE for peace.

4. Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes at weddings and black clothes at funerals

5. Racism will never end as long as those who don’t pay their bills are
blacklisted not White listed.

6. Even when playing the pool (snooker), you haven’t won until you sink the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the field.
BUT I don’t CARE, SO LONG AS I’M STILL USING THE WHITE
TOILET PAPER TO WIPE, I’M STILL FINE!
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ffo:
dont know of now. but then it was not d highest paid. thanks

the last time i checked it was

Am happy you enjoyed your stay at enugu expecially in my local govt. . .heard enugu is the highest paid in terms of allowee. . .

I MUST SERVE IN ENUGU NI