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A top official at India's state TV channel says the station has fired a news anchor who referred to Chinese President Xi Jinping as "Eleven" Jinping — apparently mistaking his name for a Roman numeral.
Xi left for China on Friday after a three-day visit to India, where he signed more than a dozen agreements to push trade and investment between the two Asian giants.
The anchor for the Doordarshan news channel made the gaffe on Wednesday night while she read a news bulletin. She was then "dismissed," the TV station official said Friday.
The anchor was a "casual" employee and not a regular staffer, he said.
He asked that his name not be used because he did not want to comment publicly on the matter.

Make i hear

Trust and less attention are the problems am facing sha........but that one they........especially when i tell them that am single,they never believe me......lolz........as for the gay guys i have had several encounters with them n its disgusting n irritating.......

Took agbo jedi me and my friend and within 10minutes i began to sweat, it was as if sum1 poured water on me.....i followed my friend to his house buh b4 getting there i was feeling weird.......ma stomach was grumbling and guess what ( shit hook me) so wifout even greeting his aunty i asked him to show me his toilet b4 i go shit 4 bdy......i guess i spent 45minutes in the toilet and i knw they would have enjoyed the sound track that was coming out from the toilet, as if that was nt enough on a nrmls i'll trek home buh cos of the condition i had to take bike home.....on getting home i quickly entered the toilet and continued pooing.........THIS WENT ON FOR THE WHOLE DAY.......damn i have never witnessed anyfin like that before in my life.

01emek: That is the main reason why Enugu should be the capital of Nigeria and the next destination for people who seek cheap housing, good climate (can't stop loving those hills ), low cost of living, tourist destination,vibrant culture and all in all great people.

After Lagos and Abuja, trust me, Enugu comes next # God bless WAWA # God bless NDIGBO # And God bless NKANUUUUUU

my brother am also in this sweet state called enugu and am telling you now that the cost of housing here na die.......its really expensive i doubt if you are staying in the town.......cos to rent a house here aint cheap at all.

Chynx: - The gentle strides of a tiger does not indicate cowardice.

- The monkey who tries to see the hunter clearly collects bullets in its eyes.

- The sparrow said that since the hunter has learnt how to shoot without missing, it has equally learnt to fly without perching.

- Snails don't venture where horned animals gather.

- The frowning of a he-goat does not stop it from being priced.

- If the sun claims superiority over the moon, let it shine at night.

- A hen does not expect warning to hide it's chicks from the kite.

- A man does not test the depth of a river with both legs.

- A fly perched on the scrotum is gently nudged off...never struck!

- A wise fish should know that a beautiful earthworm that looks so easy to swallow, has a sharp hook attached to it.

- The okro plant never grows taller than the owner.

- The man who fetches firewood infested with insects, invites lizards into his house.

- Rat wey follow lizard go swim no sabi say him go remain wet when lizard body don dry finish.

- Since all lizards lie on their bellies, one can hardly tell which has stomach ache.

nice one.

Ceasar1: I Love the African proverb, feel sooo real and hilarious when you read them.

He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus - My Favourite.

lolz........i also love this one: you cannot run and scratch your anus at the same time.

A person who sells eggs should not start a fight in the market.

No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky ,it will definitely come down to look for food

Respect the fools to avoid noise

The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.

You cannot convince a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana

No Matter How Hot Your Anger May Be, It Cannot Cook

Without fools there would be no wisdom.

however much the buttocks are in a hurry, they will always remain behind

Before You go out with a widow, you must first ask her what killed the husband.

'A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles'

There's no virgin in a maternity ward...

It's better to fall from a tree and a break your back than to fall in love and break your heart.

If A Man Wants To Grow A Long Tooth, He Should Have The Lip To Cover it.

An agama lizard in the village will always remain an agama in town

"When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby"

‘It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum’

Man wey carry Ogbono soup pot for hand,and di man wey carry fufu for head,na who go find who go?

Na co-operation dey mak rice full for pot.

Person wey madman don bite before if im see mechanic he go take off

Ear wey no dey hear word, go follow head fall for ground when dem cut am

Na person wey shit and im no clean yash fly dey follow pass

Na when rain stop naim person wey carry umbrella dey know say na load hin carry.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

Don’t mistake a short man for a boy

Anger, no matter how hot it is, can never cook yam.

A goat’s frown cannot stop it from being taken to the market.

A monkey that eats grass instead of banana is a goat.

No matter how far you urinate, the last
drop always falls at your feet’’

My favorite: because of say sun too hot no mean say fowl go lay boiled egg...........feel free to add urs.


cc: lalasticlala, mynd44, seun

ZIMBABWE: SHOCK gripped folks of Makuwaza Village on the outskirts of Rusape when a septuagenarian smashed his equally advanced wife in the head using a hoe handle, killing her instantly, for allegedly denying him sex.

The accused, Seda Masunungure Wachi (77), a subject of Chief Tandi, reportedly pounced on his wife, Clara Aquiline Wachi (71) and smashed her head until she collapsed following a dispute over conjugal rights.
Wachi, who has since been arrested by police on murder charges, reportedly continued assaulting his wife in the legs using a stick while she was in a coma.
When Wachi realised that he had actually killed his wife, he dragged her body outside the couple’s kitchen hut.
Manicaland deputy police spokesman Assistant Inspector Luxson Chananda confirmed the murder and said Wachi was assisting police with investigations.

However, it was not immediately clear whether the victim’s body had been buried at the time of going to print.
Asst Insp Chananda said despite his advanced age, Wachi was sexually hyperactive and has a criminal history of assaulting his sexually stymied wife for denying him his conjugal rights.

“On the evening of July 23, 2014, the couple retired to bed in a kitchen hut. Wachi approached his wife demanding sex. His wife Aquiline refused, saying she was too old. He became angry and attacked her with a hoe handle in the head. The victim became unconscious, but instead of resuscitating her, the accused went on to assault her in the legs with a stick. He dragged the body outside the hut,” said Asst Insp Chananda.
Though it was not immediately clear what he intended to do with the body, Wachi was intercepted by Headman Joseph Makuwaza (60) midway his struggle.

The traditionalist discovered that the body of Aquiline had fresh wounds on the head and legs. He then mobilised his subjects who spent the whole evening guarding the corpse together with the suspect.
Wachi was handed over to the police the following morning.
The body was taken to Rusape General Hospital mortuary for a postmortem. The suspected murder weapons were recovered from the hut.

Asst Insp Chananda further revealed that barely a week before the tragic incident Wachi had assaulted his wife using the same hoe handle following a dispute over sex.

“The victim had earlier this month been assaulted in the same way after objecting to his sexual demands. Though she sustained some injuries, the victim was not taken to hospital. The abuse came to light following a visit by the couple’s daughter, Keresencia (40), who stays in Masvingo. Keresencia discovered the wounds as she bathed her mother and asked what had happened. Before returning to her Masvingo base, she informed her parent’s neighbour Winnet Marufu, about the incident before begging her to keep an eye on the aged couple,” said Asst Insp Chananda.
Wachi was last Friday arraigned before Rusape magistrate, Mr Shingi Mutiro, and was remanded in custody to August 8.

Laeroy: SMALL BOY HOW FAR?

GREAT GRAND MOTHER I DEY......IMP

JonesK: How old are you? 12? 15 perhaps? And must you always raise your eyebrows?

Dude for the fact that i don't have bears doesn't mean am small.....take your correction

Khalessi:
Guy 24 years no be beans...

24 years unto wetin?

chimajii: ^^ this one nah Man abi nah Woman be ds...hmm

A MAN

neohitler: Lolz,You are a very ugly black boy.infact you look like Ape.go and eat some banana

learn to appreciate beauty

A bus driver was heading down a street in Enugu. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a 'no left turn' sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

MUCH RESPECT TO MORROCO AND OSITA OSADEBE........morroco music inspires me and make me think straight while osadebe music calms me down.......i really love highlife, my friends fink that's stupid but to me highlife is part of me.

Hmmmm...........interesting

My question is this: WHERE DO THEY GET THEIR MONEY FROM?

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YA ALL. . .

ESUT TO RESUME JAN 6TH

EXAM: JAN 15TH

sammer4life: This is just how those we entrusted with our commonwealth messes up and we clap our hands for them ! What is the economic implication of those road blocks? Why Can't the Enugu state government hand over the show totally to private firms to run? Why must we be distracted with a show that millions of naira was spent on, and no corelational positive impact on our lives ? Hate it or you love it, governance involvea touching lives and that road block no follow.

na rubbish u dy yan come to enugu and see what he's doing to the state, we are not complaining cos we all are seeing the impacts of his work in the state so if you don't have anyfin important to say i'll advice you to keep ur cool.

Road Block was cool, i enjoyed phyno and olamide. . .i finally got to see burna boy huge head n phyno was busy smoking sk bck stage. . .terry threw almst evryfin dt was on him choi i almst catch im wrist watch. . .i got to knw dat phyno was fair n fine, terry G had a cool voice cos i was expecting a rugged tone, burna boy head was extremely huge, olamide was having a pot belly sha, idris was there sha, wizboy was jes sweet i njoyed the live band he used e.t.c sha sleep dy my eyes.

lame facts

sarzwizard: [color=#006600][/color]dats good. but@pix

guy u dumb

enugu

portharcourt

calabar

joeydozzy: The club guys are soft

A DJ is in heaven right now after changing track from "Jaiye Jaiye" to "HI" in my area

lwkmd. . .them suppose don beat am go hell fire for playing HI for heaven.

am photogenic and still cute.

cbrass: Honestly , all those incense you guys burn, the so called holy water, the occultic chants, the pennantsn then the worship of mary ..all this to me are rituals.. You need to give me enough bible verses to back this

hey dude if u don't have any tangible contribution to this topic then i will advice u to go do sumfin beta wif ur life. . .serve ur God and leave the catholics alone cos no matter what u guys say catholic will never stop serving God at the day of judgement God will be the one to judge us all...PROUDLY CATHOLIC

Mavor: Guy bone this runz ooo!!! The girl is a child. Talk to her elder sister about this issue.

guy y shld he bone the runs. . .she's 17 haven't u seen or heard a grl at 14yrz having sex. . .omo na green light she dy show u xo try and return her favor by making her happy in that way ;-D

it happened to me also bt i was sitting close to her and so i began to admire her cos of her great shape and beauty. . .when the pastor was preaching she began to romance me inside the church, i then got an erection she didn't stop till the service was over up till now i dey look for the girl make i follow her talk :-/

nawa o