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This is fresh out of kitchen boobiii


can i suck pls?

metronaija:
http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/05/why-i-lied-about-my-age-halima-abubakar.html

IS THIS HOW CORRUPTION WILL BE FOUGHT

I AM NOW LAUGHING

KEYAMO STEP DOWN

Mogidi:
http://www.thebreakingtimes.com/corruption-buhari-orders-keyamo-to-step-down-from-prosecuting-timipre-sylva/

OGA STOP JONSING AROUND....YOU STARTED WITH CAR AC AND I USED GEN SET AS AN EXAMPLE TO MAKE IT SIMPLER


BUT DID U EVER SAID YOU ARE AN ENGINEER..MECHANICAL FOR THAT MATTER


I AM NOW SCARED ......OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM ...I GIVE UP

chuna1985:
Are u okay? did u read my post? I'm talking specifically about a generator set in dis post, not cars n AC.

lol

umu be anyi ndi nkuka

very funny thread

crotonite:
I am with you 100% all the way....

Can u pls give us proves

hatbricker:
Keep self servicing yourselves, but any sensible person knows that Ifeanyi Uba is NOT a Hero.

yes...that is how they want to roll so be it

but the list is imaterial..what matters is the girls parents [quote author=kahara post=34123055][/quote]

god blessand always be with you


that dude is unteachable and he is an engineer


that is why i do not believe most of the engineering stuffs i read in car section cos i will research


Thanks

lomomike:
Gazzuzz, auhansen, Camaro, adanny, Siena et al come see kazeem. I wish trac was here.

Abeg who ever did this to this chuna1985 didn't do him any good.


Back to basis. @ bolded, no electric motor spin any coil in any generator. If an electric motor was there then they would be no need.
What you have is an electronic induction for a generator to work.

There's an electro magnet fixed to an axle and a large coil of conductive material (copper) wound round the electromagnet but in fixed position. As this copper+magnet works and rotates, there's a current generated.


Hope you now know the simple principle about how generator works. And this is a Michael Faraday's invention.

Go back to physics bro.

meaning?

why do we have funny fellows here ...I am just tired of lecturing people here...I think I will be charging people cos it is tiresome to explain and explain and explain


The A/C compressor pulls power from the engine wasting some gas, the effect appears to be minimal in modern cars. The A/C can lower the fuel efficiency from 10 to 20 percent depending on the type (and age) of your vehicle. Using the air conditioning does require your vehicle to burn more fuel, but it is more efficient than driving with the windows down. Putting the windows down is not a good idea. Putting the windows down tends to increase drag on most cars, canceling out any measurable gain from turning the A/C off. The increased drag of the car means your vehicle will have to work harder, because of the change in the aerodynamics. Therefore, open windows cause your car to burn more fuel.

If your considering fuel economy, it is okay to use your vehicle’s air conditioning. Yet, it should be used sensibly. If you’re driving around town, or in city traffic, then you’re better off leaving your windows open. For highway driving, roll the windows up and turn the air conditioning on. It’s advisable to roll the windows down for city driving, because speeds lower than 30 - 40 mph vehicles consume less fuel, then using the A/C at those speeds. Using the A/C at highway speed has no appreciable effect on fuel economy compared to rolling down the windows.



IGNORANCE IS BLISS i now believe

Everybody is talking about fuel consumption, windows up or down, and aerodynamics; if it's hot, we all want to use our air conditioning. Running an a/c is work; work takes energy; yes, maybe less than the old a/c units from the 60's and 70's but still it is work for the motor. Nothing is free; yes the lights use energy too, how about that debate? I know the alternator is making the light but what do you think is turning the alternator? And though you may not know it, more load on an alternator makes it harder to turn. Guess what's turning it; the motor; nothing is free. Much more importantly is making sure your car temperature can handle the additional strain of operating the a/c during the very hot weather. Gas is not cheap, neither is rebuilding the top end of your motor because you overheated it with the additional strain of running the a/c. A/C on, watch the temp gauge closely, if it climbs too much, turn it off, if it doesn't, leave it on and be cool, even for a few more .

chuna1985:
Please stop using common sense for engineering explanations, ignore those sounds u hear wen u on fridge as well.....Lol.

An electric motor spins the coil rapidly @ a fixed pace n the coil inside the electric motor generates electrical energy from the mechanical energy generated (Energy conversion) Now no matter the number of electrical units u leave on, the coil can only dissipate what it Generates......U basically don't need more fuel to power the coil to carry more load.

Please don't browse for answers on this, u might meet people like u online n get wrong info. Ask any experienced mechanical or electrical engineer directly.

Or u can run the experiment urself. Get ah pass ma neighbour, put 1 litre of fuel on it, also on all appliances....... Repeat same with 1 litre with very things on, or u can off everything, The fuel will finish @ the same time (give or take some minutes)



Bro please, electricity from ur generator is directly borough about from coil, it has zero direct connection with fuel.

A man is not recognised by how many lives touched him but how many lives he touched. The fuel scarcity saga made me to recall the advise that my father used to tell us the sons” in any situation you find yourself say your mind irrespective whose ox is gored” after watching the Channels TV interview with Ifeanyi Uba the MD of Capital oil and the recent saga of fuel subsidy,scarcity and madness I have come to realise that there are few good men left maybe handful of them.

Capital oil boss was frank, plain and unambiguous and undiplomatic in his submission (which I like because,The truth is always bitter ) as a stakeholder, player and patriot in the Nigerian economic space with emphasis in petroleum marketing sector. We would analyse his nuances, postulation and charisma.

Herd or Flock Mentality

Uba was very clear that the strike that grounded the African biggest economy to a halt was caused by some few disgruntled elements in oil marketing sector. Having the biggest oil storage facility in Nigeria, he was never consulted and as a founding member of association he felt that it isn’t reasonable and rational to embark on a strike after receiving subsidy payment some months back. This his position did not go well with some marketers who have smaller storage facility. To me personally This strike issue is the base of Nigerian fall… it seems that some people can’t do without Unionising the whole eco space, not that union isn’t a good thing but if not checked it kills competition and forms a monospolistic and cartelization of the economy. A situation where a petty tomatoes seller forms a union in the market to control the prices of tomatoes and thereby not allowing the market forces (DEMAND AND SUPPLY) to determine how much a tomatoes should be sold is anti competition. A situation where one can’t sell below a certain price isn’t competition but cartelization. This bring up laziness and indolence without having a good way to retain customer. This is my personal analysis of Petroleum products marketing. He made it clear that due to some few elements in the sector, they have decided to control the market without considering the plight of the masses.

Business acumen,humanist and patriotism

Uba made the country to understand that after asking those embarking on strike their reason which they couldn’t give any satisfactory answer he decided to open his storage facility for some reasons
• People are dying in hospital daily due to lack of fuel to power critical hospital equipment and couldn’t watch Nigerian die just because of few disgruntled elements
• From business perspective, it is pointless to store PMS(Fuel) in a depot for more than a week due to its volatility and evaporative nature. The fuels will definitely evaporate and it doesn’t make sense.
• Holding the government at jugular and crippling the economy isn’t the best way to go about subsidy issues and there were no pre warning strike so he has to go against the wishes of union

Royalty, Loyalty and Bravery

Bravery and Loyalty was displayed in the interview. Uba took responsibility of his action when he was accused of been playing politics…he made it clear that his part in TAN (transformation Agenda of Nigeria) isn’t a government effort and challenged any person that said that he was paid by Government to do such stating that whatever structures, projects and facilities in TAN is the work of Jonathan and he doesn’t have any regret whatsoever over his action. To me that is bravery considering the fact that this is the period where many people are talking ill of President G.Jonathan and dumping PDP. This has shown that we still have brave men left and to me personally this is the stuff leaders are made for. Not chameleons jumping from one party to another or fair weather politicians.

Way out of Subsidy

Uba took the same position I took when they were having jamboree and carnival in Ojota in the name of Subsidy Protest….he made a categorical submission that PMS should be fully deregulated and allow people that understand importation to handle it. He made a postulation that , the market forces should determine the prices of Petroleum commodities and not having priced fixed by government. This will bring availability of the products and price stabilization after the equilibrium price must have been reached.
He opined that there should be modular refineries in states and individuals should be encouraged to build refineries instead of people in some quarters blocking their efforts to build refineries and allowing only one ”person” who has no knowledge of petroleum product marketing to build refinery in Nigeria. To me this is masterpiece.
Heaving a sight of relieve still doesn’t show that we should shout “UHURU” the earlier we deregulate the petroleum product sector and allow private firms like CAPITAL OIL to build refineries the better for the country. We cannot be paying billions to some group of people in name of subsidy while infrastructure suffers.

barcaboi:
just listen to Omawunmi's omagbele and tell me u can't find any similarities dere especially when she said something like ' Oruko mi eh eh
Omawumi unounoah!'....
is Oruko not yoruba?


OR
Ewo omin Nigeria dede….eh!
Ainsun……ini!
Ainsun……ini!
Emeisun o

d yoruba translation
eyin omo Nigeria dede....eh
sensun(are u asleep)......
sensun...
eye sun o(don't sleep o)


Stop bn stubborn and learn

and why is she Omawunmi?...

Dude i said edo not itshekiri pls

ovation232:
I need advise and ways I can go about it from my Igbo brothers and sisters,i and my Igbo girl are seriously in love with each other since we met,the desire now is for me to marry her,as I have d financial and mental muscle to adequately provide for her,as God blessed me early in life.
The challenge I have now is that the lady's family do not want their daughter to marry outside Nnewi or east.
The family find me as a nice person and matured dude for their daughter,however they do not want her to marry from another tribe,not minding the choice of their daughter who is ever ready to go all the way with me.
My girlfriend in question was posted to Kano recently to serve her NYSC,however she is relocating to my home state of Ondo, so she can learn Yoruba culture the more and she feels southwest is a peaceful zone for her to serve without issues.I have done my homework to finally convince my parents of marrying outside Yoruba tribe and they are now comfortable with her and have accepted her after the intervention of our family pastor.
I need advise from my Igbo brothers on how best I can convince her parents that their daughter is in safe hands and get their blessings.A couple of my friends in back in Lagos are married to Igbo ladies and they are growing from strength to strength.
I speak Igbo language now fairly having lived in various places in East for the past seven years of working as a auditor with one of Nigeria's reputable banks.I admire the Igbos and am an ambassador of the hospitality of Ndigbo.Please help a brother,am so confused right now.

This is another yoruba lamenting....i am asking this again


Why are yoruba men runing away from their women...


Everyday a yoruba man will lament over inability to marry igbo

Pls i need answers fast.....


Op u can ban me

einsteino:
My g.s project was ob dialectal variation of the ika language, I am from agbor, thus an ika. i had to go home and do some research, that was what exposed me. This is a factual thing not as i wish. Check the culture of most anioma tribes, check their festivals.. you will understand better my points. The problem is many persons are so lost that they do not know anything abt their land, if you are an ika ask a palace chief about our history.. you will be in awe! The evidence is all over, even the deities in most anioma places are foreign to igbos but yet similar to the binis. am typing from a phone, when i get to my p.c i would explain better. Well why do i bother, u can chose to call yourself anything but an agbor person is ika not delta igbo.

For us to b celebratin halloween lately with christmas doesnt mak us european

Aro celebrate ekpo doesnt make em efik

If ika celebrated igue doesnt make em benin

For benin to have ayilara doesnt make them yoruba


It is cultural assimilation...borrow culture


Be intelligent

DelticStephEn:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe.
my dear,you can Say all you think about me.
but the truth is that you can never change who i am.
I have told you before that you are still a kid.
look how desperate you are to choose where i come from and even tell me how we greet where i come from like we even talked about that here.
take a look at your last question.
are you sure you are mentally sound?
like i said in my last comment.
i normally have fun ignoring desperados and children like you.
come and choose and change who i am for me?lols
you are definitely beating a dead horse.
look how desperate and noisy she is.
lols
**ignored**

Impressive..some part of ukwuani migrated from awkuZu in awka also

GentleToks:
Lol @ immigrant without papers

Don't worry, your eyes ll soon clear

It's a known fact that Edos are our cousins and million of Edos out there are bearing Yoruba names. It does not mean they are Yorubas.

Ikwerres man who has one Igbo name among his names does not mean he is an Igbo man fool.

Check d rest of his names Dimwit

But amaechi said he is igbo an speaks igbo

indeed123:
Sometime too much dust from red mud can start to make person mad small small.

Lol....tell us

PenSniper:
That is where ignorance is bliss

Educate us

Lstar4real:
Go back and read history very well and tell me the reason why Benin called their King "OBA" and mind u if Benin not Yoruba why can't they give their King another name different.... Like Igbo using Igwe.......They are Omo oduduwa..my friend

Can u tell us the language similarities bw yoruba and benin

Yoruba .....wa
Benin .....lare
Yoruba .....orisa olorun
Benin ....osalubuwa
Yoruba ....joko
Benin....tota



Diff is clear

Nice

investnow2013:
Plenty!

Mbilla:
Typical yoruba scumbag! let me educate u village bastard. Perpetua Nkwocha, an Igbo lady have won African female football of year 4 times and BBC female footballer 3 times. perpetua nkwocha won it 2004, 2005, 2010, 2011. Another Igbo lady Cythia Uwak won it 2006 and 2007. Dont ever compared Yoruba women to Igbo women in anything being it beauty, talent, sports, education, wife material etc Igbo women are million times ahead of your ugly fat smelling yoruba women.

Y u reply them na
You for allow them in their grandiose stupidity


If stupidity is a course ...they have phd

post=34104417:
Ngozika Housing estate Awka

Agu be anyi .....biko Chelu ka m Juo gi.....are u a pilot helicopter ka ibu amusu always snapping from elevation ...thats nice

Chukwu has elevated you ...eme ka choro gi okeipku na Asadike

Dalu rinne

investnow2013:
Agulu-Lake Area of Anambra-State

Gbam

Hope the crocs are there

Hia o....onye ka mbuzi....Kedu ndi AMICHI nnewi south ..ha nokwanu ebe a?

Anambra amaka
Otolo ndi otolo gbagbuo ndi ojo si na anyi bu anambra ama ebube

Deme nu

Just spoke pure newi south

IGBO MAN AGAIN..... I THOUGHT THAT THEY ARE IN LAGOON BY WHAT THE GOON SAID



CONGRATS, YOUR PUTTING IGBO IN WORLD MAP

WHY U DEY LAUGH ..ABI U NO KNOW SAY SOME MEN DICK BE LINE ANACONDA

mohioma:
U gat me cracking there

1MCN:
Ndi Igbo will soon come and appropriate the feat

is he not igbo

Or is he from sophisticated yoruba

mordouc:
Story for the gods.

Repent or you will be repainted

That toolz toto go make sense with al these nyash ...na tools u go use loose the toto

She no get bobi sha

SINCE WHEN ..IS FEDRAL GOVERNMENT THE CREATOR OF NEW LANGUAGES



NAWA

victor1464:
ukwuani/Ndokwa mbeneniooooo!!! Dd federal government recognises igbo,ukwuani,ikwerre,epkeye,ogba and ika as different ethnic nations but are languages with d same linguistical similarity thats is y they are classified as igbo and igboid languages... Dat is wat igbos should understand.....we also hav edo and edoid languages which are edo,ishan,etsako,owan,urobo,isoko... We also hav yoruboid languages,etc d igbos should learn to repect peoples ethnicty....remember uti nwachukwu of BIG brother, he is my brother from Ukwuani/Ndokwa nation not an igbo boy..NOTED remember omawunmi of BOTTOM bELLE fame,she is an itsekiri not a yoruba girl..NOTED..remember me, im a delta boy from ukwuani.....ishISHIEG-WARRI!!!!!yoo

when you mean culture what do you mean


are u a non igbo trying to marry into igbo culture


try and be specific



maka ihe o gwara o

kahara:
After answering my question regarding why they have two different marriage lists:the one for outside suitors and the other for suitors who are from the village. The elderly man called me and said," my son listen and listen good. The reason you must marry from within your culture is "Maka adighi amama Onicha gwara Obosi" (I.e.in case of necessities Onitsha told Obosi).What I gathered the man means can be summarised thus: If I picked a wife from within my culture my wife who already must have been in the know about the dos and don'ts of our culture might not offend them. However,if in any likely event she happened to break the rules her own people would understand that yes their own daughter actually transgressed. But this might not be the case if our cultural backgrounds differred. This elderly man went ahead to cite an instance in Igbo culture where a woman is forbidden to kill a fowl or a goat. And I asked him why. Then the man said,because if women were empowered by traditions to kill anything. Then they would not only kill and eat up a full chicken while their husband was away in the farm,but would thereby become experts in killing and so could kill their husband at will. Interesting."Papa", I called, " could that explain the reason why you placed taboo on gizzard,stating that women must under no circumstance eat it in order for you men to checkmate them?" Papa is yet to answer this question. Now do you believe,judging by this story, that men have been deceiving women since the world was young and innocent?

Interesting...Bruces has been talking too much..now business will be going down much


but why choco kini...make i go suck breasst joor

Ibadan again...why is it always bad news....


where is the nipples...RIP madam

Hybrid600:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/mother-of-3-dies-after-housemaids-bite/#sthash.4CKg53FN.dpuf

These wild wild waste are creative....this same Ibadan...it was soka it is armed robbery...noted though
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thanks op