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Health / Re: Ikpeazu: Abia Gives ₦500, Delivery Packs To Women Who Deliver In PHCs by tooth4tooth: 8:27pm On Nov 25, 2021
Hotfreeze:


Dominique didn't deny it
How about a mother that gave birth to sextuplet ?
Health / Re: Ikpeazu: Abia Gives ₦500, Delivery Packs To Women Who Deliver In PHCs by tooth4tooth: 8:19pm On Nov 25, 2021
Hotfreeze:


Dominique, you're a mischievous person. grin

I am very sure that after typing this thing, you will hide behind your phone and be laughing at the beneficiaries of Ikpeazu's 500 largesse for Abia women.
This guy,you are so mean cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Help: I Am Getting Emotionally Attached To A Married Woman. by tooth4tooth: 2:06pm On Nov 20, 2021
If you follow your biased mind , the enjoyment is temporary but the consequences is unimaginable. Be warned!!

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Michelle Rescued From Lagos Beach After 24 Hours by tooth4tooth: 9:23pm On Nov 19, 2021
Rescued underwater after 24 hours? I don't understand. There is something they are not telling us.

I suspect a public stunt .Now I know DJ Mitchel.

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Family / Re: My Smallie Sister-in-law Makes My Life Difficult In My Own House by tooth4tooth: 8:45pm On Nov 19, 2021
but it seems she can not learn easily except with hard handling
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From your statement , the bolded is the remaining avenue that needed exploration.

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Family / Re: The Harsh Things Your Wife Has Ever Told You. by tooth4tooth: 8:17pm On Nov 19, 2021
habsydiamond:
Uncle the best way of bringing peace to ur home is by gaining ur position back as the head of the family.... When women are put in such position they can't handle it cos they were not made to be so.. That's for married couples oo.. Try getting a job or go into business that will give u an edge over her... With that u will have ur home back... If not oga u never see anything ooo...
Your piece is the bitter truth but it is annoying to see women behave that way. When the going was good, was the man not nice to her?
Politics / Re: Osinbajo has no Christianization agenda, says MURIC by tooth4tooth: 10:40am On Nov 17, 2021
Grace001:
This muric guy is high…

Same Osunbande Osinbajo who take orders from Buhari is now the one planning Christainisation of Nigeria.

Omo-ale yoruba ni muric yi fa
If only you guys can just cultivate the habit of reading.
Romance / Re: Which One Of These Buckets Will Get Filled First? by tooth4tooth: 3:59pm On Nov 15, 2021
kinkybabie11:
The answer is number 3
All other taps or buckets are blocked or leaking but bucket number three is blocked at the side connecting to number 4 and the tap leading to number 5 is blocked.
Or the answer is none.
Number 5 is not blocked
Politics / Re: BREAKING: British Man Canvasses "Buhari Is Dead" In London (video) by tooth4tooth: 7:32am On Nov 15, 2021
MICHEALADEX:



White substance at work
You mean meth grin grin.

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Politics / Re: Angry Vipers Threaten Obi Cubana Over Abba Kyari (Photos) by tooth4tooth: 8:51am On Nov 12, 2021
Hmmnn!! Rebirth of another monster
Politics / Re: Osita Chidoka Blasts IPOB Over Sit-At-Home, 'No Election' In Anambra by tooth4tooth: 8:46am On Nov 12, 2021
I said it before on this forum, sit at home or not, a Governor will emerge and there is nothing anybody can do about it.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: Is SS Still Part Of Biafra? by tooth4tooth: 2:50pm On Nov 11, 2021
obehi247:
when i say igbo people are not smart, igbo people will insult me and call me all sort of names.


now i just sit back and enjoy the outcomes of the igbo people that think they are smart


very funny are igbo people don't understand what they claim to be fighting for


igbo amaka
Bros ,you don't have to generalize the Igbos, not all Igbos support the activities of IPOB. The Igbos are majorly smart people.
Politics / Re: See Biafra National Guard "Galistic" Missile That Will Destroy Nigeria by tooth4tooth: 10:17pm On Nov 09, 2021
Broveens42:



Are you saying it can't be projected?
So all the physics you studied in school was for nothing assuming you were a science student? worry more about it's precision not projection
Still adding salt and Maggi to comic cheesy

Is it supposed to fire from the ground When has sand become a launcher? What I can see there is not any way near knockout cos it can't shoot.

You people should not send Ali Baba and Okey Bakasi out of market oo grin grin

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Politics / Re: See Biafra National Guard "Galistic" Missile That Will Destroy Nigeria by tooth4tooth: 10:02pm On Nov 09, 2021
What kind of joke is this?

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Politics / Re: Akin Alabi Moves Motion To Stop Harassment By Online Loan Providers by tooth4tooth: 9:01pm On Nov 09, 2021
JavaScript90:
he just want to kill these SMEs. Nigerians don't like paying back loans. how to do you expect the loan companies to get back their money without collateral
He's not killing anything. They should apply a more civilised way of getting their money back.

Why branding loan defaulters a criminal,a thief and a fraudster . Did he still from them

The worst case they would send the message to everyone in his contact.

Anyway, I blame people patronizing them . Left for me alone ,they would have folded up.

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Romance / Re: ”my House Maid Has Become My Madam In My Own Home”- Wife Cries Out by tooth4tooth: 11:52pm On Nov 08, 2021
Madam try to bring down your ego. In as much as every member of the family support the idea. If you are not ready to join them ,then ready to pack out. Because you cannot afford to turn your husband against his father.

What you are enjoy today is the product of your father inlaw's sweat. Pls allow the man to leave his life.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Guys Intimidated By A Lady's Height? by tooth4tooth: 9:39pm On Nov 05, 2021
RealMarv:
Most guys I know don't like it when a lady is taller than them especially if they are developing feelings for her. They prefer a lady who is short or of average height. The surprising thing is that even the majority of tall guys prefer going for short ladies.

This begs the question, are tall ladies not attractive? Why are guys intimidated when they are with tall ladies?
Well ,I don't know about that. I am 6ft 3inches tall I craved for tall ladies but I never had them tall enough for me because I have never met a 6ft tall lady
Romance / Re: Has Your Girlfriend Or Wife Ever Broken Through Your Defence With Tears? by tooth4tooth: 6:35pm On Nov 03, 2021
Yes oo,countless times. Sometimes I might be going too far and become uncontrollable. The moment she bursts,I sheath my sword.

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Politics / Re: Senator Sheu Sanni Dazed By a Facebook user by tooth4tooth: 2:08pm On Nov 03, 2021
What a savage reply. His only achievement as a senator was the transistor radio he shared as constituency project.

https://www.nairaland.com › senator...
Senator Shehu Sani Distributes Radio As Constituency Project ...

Family / Re: Man Rewards His Wife With 2 Cars On Their 8th Wedding Anniversary (Pix, Video) by tooth4tooth: 7:34pm On Nov 01, 2021
Misplaced priority undecided Is he going to divide her into two

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldiers Burns Village N Shoots At Sight Any Living Being In Awgu Enugu by tooth4tooth: 7:30pm On Nov 01, 2021
BigSarah:
Nigeria army these are acts of terrorism, over 20 rounds fired in those few seconds

Who knows how many were killed
But from their accent,they appear to be from the south. Many of them are definitely not from northern extraction.

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Politics / Re: Anambra Polls: I’m Pan-nigeria But IPOB Must Be Heard, Charles Soludo Says by tooth4tooth: 7:22pm On Nov 01, 2021
He's definitely patronizing them cheesy .
Politics / Re: Sit-at-home: See How Anambra Residents Observe It As The Election Draws Near by tooth4tooth: 7:20pm On Nov 01, 2021
Bodmum:
it's like, there Will be no election in Anambra ....
Election or no election,results would be announced. And after so much court mumbo jumbo, a supreme court Governor will emerge.

Who cares anyway

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Properties / Re: The Collapsed 21-Storey Building Was Sealed By Lagos State Government In 2020 by tooth4tooth: 7:08pm On Nov 01, 2021
Imagine that!! All individual that are found wanting on this should be prosecuted asap. Human live is sacred. No individual has the right to risk the lives of others for his own gain. angry angry

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Sentenced To A 5-day Mental Evaluation For Crossing Expressway In UAE by tooth4tooth: 6:08pm On Nov 01, 2021
He asked why he did that and he said, I only a mentally deranged person will leave a pedestrian bridge to cross an express road.
cheesy cheesy cheesy. That got me cracking.

He think say na Lagos be that place grin .

Dem suppose know say we get more gentlemen crase people for Naija na cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: 25-year-old Suleiman Muhammad Emerges PDP National Youth Leader by tooth4tooth: 1:06pm On Oct 31, 2021
SUCKCESSFUL:
The guy looks cool
But he's still a Fulani undecided I think they need to take the back sit for while cos am done with them being in the helms of affairs. They love power and don't have what it takes to be good leaders.
Politics / Re: People Dig Fake Graves, Erect Stalls, Pipe Water After FG Mark Road For Construc by tooth4tooth: 8:03pm On Oct 30, 2021
That is rot we are talking about.
Politics / Re: Udebuan Sage Chibueze: Items Recovered From Arrested IPOB Commander (Photos) by tooth4tooth: 7:57pm On Oct 30, 2021
Commentor:
Innocent Fulani.
All these Fulani sef grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Nancy Chidera Apologises To Mercy Johnson Over Post About Her Daughter, School by tooth4tooth: 11:39am On Oct 23, 2021
NaBanga:
The woman was obviously pressured to apologize. She is shaking and saying she received death threats. Those threats likely came from the police. Her previous IG post was very specific, so I do believe the first version. lipsrsealed
She must have been bullied to submission

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Romance / Re: What Happened To A Newly Married Couple In My Car Yes by tooth4tooth: 7:09pm On Oct 19, 2021
Kalubolt:
Good day Nairalanders, I don't know how to place the subject of what transpire ystday but just read and share your thoughts.
I am a driver working with one of the e-hailing companies (BOLT). Ystday by 7pm I got a request from Bera estate by Chevron drive to one hotel close to Skymall at Sangotedo. When I got to the pick up zone it was a guy and his babe. They look so young so I didn't know they were married at first.
Before picking them I was playing a Phil Collins track (You'll be here in my heart).
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When they boarded, the guy said I should change the song to something more upbeat which I did. When we got to Mega Chicken opposite Askamaya Hotel, there was a heavy traffic as usual that comes all the way from Ajah Bridge so we were moving slowly. Before we got to VGC traffic light, hubby's phone rang and he picked it. After the normal hello he asked who's on the line? And the caller answered it's me Aisha cus I got to know when he said whose Aisha. It seems Aisha at the other end was telling him why are you pretending not to know my voice bcus I called with unknown number after you refused picking my lines. Hubby was adamant, pls I don't know you and I am with my wife and he cut the call.
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By this time I have reduced the volume of my radio, so wifey was asking him who's that? He said he doesn't know who she was. Wifey said are you sure and he said yes. Not long after the number called again and hubby picked and said pls leave me alone I don't know you.
As Wifey wanted to collect the phone from him, hubby cut the call. Wifey was somehow angry but kept her cool. Not long after again same number called again, but before hubby could say anything Wifey collected the phone from him and picked the call. And then put it on speaker for both hubby and me to hear.
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She then calmly said hello, I am the wife of the person you are trying to call how may I help you. Aisha too calmly said, pls don't be offended give the phone to the owner he's the one I want to speak to. With this, Wifey provoke and started shouting at her. Who the hell are you to tell me who you want to talk to? All this while hubby moved a bit to my side and was trying to explain to me: driver see me see wahala o, person say him no know you and you dey insist. Which kind problem be this. I didn't say any word to whatever he was saying cus he has distracted me from hearing the main gist between his wife and Aisha.
And by this time Wifey has off the loudspeaker and was now listening to the other caller carefully and silently. After some minutes of careful listening she cuts the call and burst into tears. Hubby tried to get close to her and ask what's wrong, she shouted don't touch me. After some more sobbing, she voiced out: Andrew (not real name) why, Andrew why are you doing this to me? We are barely 2 months into our marriage and you have started cheating on me. Andrew retorted back, honey what are you saying? I don't know her, don't believe whatever she's saying, that's a home wrecker.
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Wifey replied back while sobbing, you don't know her but she knows your name and your best friend's name you use to hang out with. And you guys even hang out with her and friends just last week, Andrew why, why?
Hubby started explaining that doesn't know her, maybe it was one of the girls my friend use to carry along when we hang out. Wifey said she has heard enough and he should just let her be for the time being. With that Wifey place her head at the side glass of where she was sitting and continued sobbing slowly.
Hubby now confused and don't know what next to do or say just sat bewildered, I was watching them both from my inner mirror. After about 5 min total silence and us approaching Ajah Bridge, hubby came close to my ears and told me to look for that Phil Collins song I played earlier when I came to pick them. I nodded and proceeded to look for the track on my Playlist and then click it.
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As the song was playing, to my surprise hubby started singing along the song to Wifey in an Indian movie style hahahaha. What got me laughing inside myself more was when he sang the part in the song:
Don't listen to them
Cus what do they know
We need each other
To have to hold. Hahahaha hahaha, guys honestly I almost burst out laughing here.
While the song was about to end, I have already set another track by Celine Dion and R. Kelly (I am your angel). Immediately Phil Collins ended I click that one. Once again hubby sang along and by this time Wifey has stopped sobbing. The next thing I saw was a tap in the head and when I looked back, hubby gave me a thumps up signal. Meaning my head dey there hahahaha. Another thing that amused me was that hubby knows those old school blues words for words, lyrics for lyrics. And me kukuma get them in quantum.
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Before that one ended, I slot in Toni Braxton (Breathe Again). With this one, hubby yell softly wow! As I turned back to look at him, Wifey is already lying on his chest while hubby held her gently. This Toni Braxton was the one that kill it the most, when hubby sang the part: I will never breath again without you. Wifey now crying softly again while lying on his chest muttered some words: you know I love you, while do you want to break my? Hubby rubbed her face to her hair and said you know I won't do such. After Toni Braxton I put some other numerous love songs that got them in the mood. As we were almost getting to their destination which is hotel, Hubby told me to give him my account details. I gave him and he said when he ordered the ride, the price was #2300-#2600 so he sent me 3k and said even with the hold up it won't be more than that, but if it's more than that then he will send me another money. Within seconds I got the 3k alert. We got to the hotel parking lots and I ended the trip and it reads #2500. I brought out #500 to give him and he said I should keep it, that he loves my ride and the songs I played for them, I just smiled and say thank you.
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They came down and headed to the hotel lobby, I was just looking at them shaking my head and smiling when all of a sudden Wifey turned back and ran to where I was still parked telling hubby she forgot something. As she came, open the door and pretended to be looking for something she handed 1k note to me and told me thank you for everything, before I could say anything she just said bye and left. Me I started my car still smiling and I left, lolz what a way to end the day.
See as I take style turn relationship healer hahahaha.......
grin grin grin grin grin grin .Op,your head dey there

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Health / Re: Help! I Have Shy Bladder Syndrome by tooth4tooth: 8:40pm On Oct 15, 2021
MurphyInc:
Am I the only one that thought Nairalanders are filled with immature, insentitive and childish people ? Someone posted his personal issue and in need of solution and all he ever got so far is backlash, abuse and all sort of unnecessary comments.

Please, Grow up abeg.
My brother I thought I was the only one observing this .

A poster will ask a question,some would just comment nonsense just to grace the front page. They are very annoying and myopic set of youths.

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Crime / Re: Man Locks 2 Children Inside Water Drum For Eating Neighbour’s Food by tooth4tooth: 5:57am On Oct 15, 2021
Karemarealty288:
Frustration.
You are very correct.I don't know why Nigerians show too much anger. Another one is when you call a stranger on phone ,most responses are like..... you are in a war.

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