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Romance › Re: Has Your Girlfriend Or Wife Ever Broken Through Your Defence With Tears? by tooth4tooth: 6:35pm On Nov 03, 2021
Yes oo,countless times. Sometimes I might be going too far and become uncontrollable. The moment she bursts,I sheath my sword.
Politics › Re: Senator Sheu Sanni Dazed By a Facebook user by tooth4tooth: 2:08pm On Nov 03, 2021
What a savage reply. His only achievement as a senator was the transistor radio he shared as constituency project.

https://www.nairaland.com › senator...
Senator Shehu Sani Distributes Radio As Constituency Project ...

Family › Re: Man Rewards His Wife With 2 Cars On Their 8th Wedding Anniversary (Pix, Video) by tooth4tooth: 7:34pm On Nov 01, 2021
Misplaced priority undecided Is he going to divide her into two huh
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldiers Burns Village N Shoots At Sight Any Living Being In Awgu Enugu by tooth4tooth: 7:30pm On Nov 01, 2021
BigSarah:
Nigeria army these are acts of terrorism, over 20 rounds fired in those few seconds

Who knows how many were killed
But from their accent,they appear to be from the south. Many of them are definitely not from northern extraction.
Politics › Re: Anambra Polls: I’m Pan-nigeria But IPOB Must Be Heard, Charles Soludo Says by tooth4tooth: 7:22pm On Nov 01, 2021
He's definitely patronizing them cheesy .
Politics › Re: Sit-at-home: See How Anambra Residents Observe It As The Election Draws Near by tooth4tooth: 7:20pm On Nov 01, 2021
Bodmum:
it's like, there Will be no election in Anambra ....
Election or no election,results would be announced. And after so much court mumbo jumbo, a supreme court Governor will emerge.

Who cares anyway huh
Properties › Re: The Collapsed 21-Storey Building Was Sealed By Lagos State Government In 2020 by tooth4tooth:
Imagine that!! All individual that are found wanting on this should be prosecuted asap. Human live is sacred. No individual has the right to risk the lives of others for his own gain. angry angry
Crime › Re: Nigerian Sentenced To A 5-day Mental Evaluation For Crossing Expressway In UAE by tooth4tooth: 6:08pm On Nov 01, 2021
He asked why he did that and he said, I only a mentally deranged person will leave a pedestrian bridge to cross an express road.
cheesy cheesy cheesy. That got me cracking.

He think say na Lagos be that place grin .

Dem suppose know say we get more gentlemen crase people for Naija na cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: 25-year-old Suleiman Muhammad Emerges PDP National Youth Leader by tooth4tooth: 1:06pm On Oct 31, 2021
SUCKCESSFUL:
The guy looks cool
But he's still a Fulani undecided I think they need to take the back sit for while cos am done with them being in the helms of affairs. They love power and don't have what it takes to be good leaders.
Politics › Re: People Dig Fake Graves, Erect Stalls, Pipe Water After FG Mark Road For Construc by tooth4tooth: 8:03pm On Oct 30, 2021
That is rot we are talking about.
Politics › Re: Udebuan Sage Chibueze: Items Recovered From Arrested IPOB Commander (Photos) by tooth4tooth: 7:57pm On Oct 30, 2021
Commentor:
Innocent Fulani.
All these Fulani sef grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Nancy Chidera Apologises To Mercy Johnson Over Post About Her Daughter, School by tooth4tooth: 11:39am On Oct 23, 2021
NaBanga:
The woman was obviously pressured to apologize. She is shaking and saying she received death threats. Those threats likely came from the police. Her previous IG post was very specific, so I do believe the first version. lipsrsealed
She must have been bullied to submission
Romance › Re: What Happened To A Newly Married Couple In My Car Yes by tooth4tooth: 7:09pm On Oct 19, 2021
Kalubolt:
Good day Nairalanders, I don't know how to place the subject of what transpire ystday but just read and share your thoughts.
I am a driver working with one of the e-hailing companies (BOLT). Ystday by 7pm I got a request from Bera estate by Chevron drive to one hotel close to Skymall at Sangotedo. When I got to the pick up zone it was a guy and his babe. They look so young so I didn't know they were married at first.
Before picking them I was playing a Phil Collins track (You'll be here in my heart).
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When they boarded, the guy said I should change the song to something more upbeat which I did. When we got to Mega Chicken opposite Askamaya Hotel, there was a heavy traffic as usual that comes all the way from Ajah Bridge so we were moving slowly. Before we got to VGC traffic light, hubby's phone rang and he picked it. After the normal hello he asked who's on the line? And the caller answered it's me Aisha cus I got to know when he said whose Aisha. It seems Aisha at the other end was telling him why are you pretending not to know my voice bcus I called with unknown number after you refused picking my lines. Hubby was adamant, pls I don't know you and I am with my wife and he cut the call.
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By this time I have reduced the volume of my radio, so wifey was asking him who's that? He said he doesn't know who she was. Wifey said are you sure and he said yes. Not long after the number called again and hubby picked and said pls leave me alone I don't know you.
As Wifey wanted to collect the phone from him, hubby cut the call. Wifey was somehow angry but kept her cool. Not long after again same number called again, but before hubby could say anything Wifey collected the phone from him and picked the call. And then put it on speaker for both hubby and me to hear.
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She then calmly said hello, I am the wife of the person you are trying to call how may I help you. Aisha too calmly said, pls don't be offended give the phone to the owner he's the one I want to speak to. With this, Wifey provoke and started shouting at her. Who the hell are you to tell me who you want to talk to? All this while hubby moved a bit to my side and was trying to explain to me: driver see me see wahala o, person say him no know you and you dey insist. Which kind problem be this. I didn't say any word to whatever he was saying cus he has distracted me from hearing the main gist between his wife and Aisha.
And by this time Wifey has off the loudspeaker and was now listening to the other caller carefully and silently. After some minutes of careful listening she cuts the call and burst into tears. Hubby tried to get close to her and ask what's wrong, she shouted don't touch me. After some more sobbing, she voiced out: Andrew (not real name) why, Andrew why are you doing this to me? We are barely 2 months into our marriage and you have started cheating on me. Andrew retorted back, honey what are you saying? I don't know her, don't believe whatever she's saying, that's a home wrecker.
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Wifey replied back while sobbing, you don't know her but she knows your name and your best friend's name you use to hang out with. And you guys even hang out with her and friends just last week, Andrew why, why?
Hubby started explaining that doesn't know her, maybe it was one of the girls my friend use to carry along when we hang out. Wifey said she has heard enough and he should just let her be for the time being. With that Wifey place her head at the side glass of where she was sitting and continued sobbing slowly.
Hubby now confused and don't know what next to do or say just sat bewildered, I was watching them both from my inner mirror. After about 5 min total silence and us approaching Ajah Bridge, hubby came close to my ears and told me to look for that Phil Collins song I played earlier when I came to pick them. I nodded and proceeded to look for the track on my Playlist and then click it.
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As the song was playing, to my surprise hubby started singing along the song to Wifey in an Indian movie style hahahaha. What got me laughing inside myself more was when he sang the part in the song:
Don't listen to them
Cus what do they know
We need each other
To have to hold. Hahahaha hahaha, guys honestly I almost burst out laughing here.
While the song was about to end, I have already set another track by Celine Dion and R. Kelly (I am your angel). Immediately Phil Collins ended I click that one. Once again hubby sang along and by this time Wifey has stopped sobbing. The next thing I saw was a tap in the head and when I looked back, hubby gave me a thumps up signal. Meaning my head dey there hahahaha. Another thing that amused me was that hubby knows those old school blues words for words, lyrics for lyrics. And me kukuma get them in quantum.
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Before that one ended, I slot in Toni Braxton (Breathe Again). With this one, hubby yell softly wow! As I turned back to look at him, Wifey is already lying on his chest while hubby held her gently. This Toni Braxton was the one that kill it the most, when hubby sang the part: I will never breath again without you. Wifey now crying softly again while lying on his chest muttered some words: you know I love you, while do you want to break my? Hubby rubbed her face to her hair and said you know I won't do such. After Toni Braxton I put some other numerous love songs that got them in the mood. As we were almost getting to their destination which is hotel, Hubby told me to give him my account details. I gave him and he said when he ordered the ride, the price was #2300-#2600 so he sent me 3k and said even with the hold up it won't be more than that, but if it's more than that then he will send me another money. Within seconds I got the 3k alert. We got to the hotel parking lots and I ended the trip and it reads #2500. I brought out #500 to give him and he said I should keep it, that he loves my ride and the songs I played for them, I just smiled and say thank you.
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They came down and headed to the hotel lobby, I was just looking at them shaking my head and smiling when all of a sudden Wifey turned back and ran to where I was still parked telling hubby she forgot something. As she came, open the door and pretended to be looking for something she handed 1k note to me and told me thank you for everything, before I could say anything she just said bye and left. Me I started my car still smiling and I left, lolz what a way to end the day.
See as I take style turn relationship healer hahahaha.......
grin grin grin grin grin grin .Op,your head dey there
Health › Re: Help! I Have Shy Bladder Syndrome by tooth4tooth: 8:40pm On Oct 15, 2021
MurphyInc:
Am I the only one that thought Nairalanders are filled with immature, insentitive and childish people ? Someone posted his personal issue and in need of solution and all he ever got so far is backlash, abuse and all sort of unnecessary comments.

Please, Grow up abeg.
My brother I thought I was the only one observing this .

A poster will ask a question,some would just comment nonsense just to grace the front page. They are very annoying and myopic set of youths.
Crime › Re: Man Locks 2 Children Inside Water Drum For Eating Neighbour’s Food by tooth4tooth: 5:57am On Oct 15, 2021
Karemarealty288:
Frustration.
You are very correct.I don't know why Nigerians show too much anger. Another one is when you call a stranger on phone ,most responses are like..... you are in a war.
Romance › Re: Funke Felix-adejumo Asked Men When Last They Thank Their Wife After Having Sex by tooth4tooth: 8:37pm On Oct 08, 2021
Some women and their weird ways of thinking. A man should thank you after sex huh Is it supposed to be a gift or.........? I dont understand . Confusion everywhere undecided

Health › Re: She Throws Up After Sex by tooth4tooth: 12:32pm On Oct 07, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
Oga if you abstain from the Kpekus for a while, will you Collapse? grin grin
Telling men to leave kpekus is like telling fish to leave water.
Romance › Re: Royal Breakfast For A Beloved Husband by tooth4tooth: 11:46am On Oct 04, 2021
Na now i know say your husband na deity . The Gods are not to blame. What do I know huh
Politics › Re: World Class Modern Pedestrian Toll Bridge In Onitsha , Anambra State. by tooth4tooth: 1:32pm On Oct 03, 2021
Bighead9:
Yes na.
I was told that, Anambra wants to beat Lagos and Porthacourt in terms of VAT. grin grin grin grin grin
Chai!!! Be nice!! shocked
Politics › Re: IPOB Are Terrorists- Enugu Catholic Bishop Slams IPOB by tooth4tooth: 7:36pm On Oct 01, 2021
gidgiddy:
IPOB also called those enforcing sit at home terrorists, this is what IPOB said:



“If we catch anybody disturbing the peace of Biafrans or residents in Biafra land under the guise of enforcing non-existent sit-at-home order, such a person regrets his actions because he will receive the reward of traitors.

“IPOB is a responsible organization with reasoning and empathy. We cannot be part of the problem we are trying to solve. We cannot join the enemies to compound the woes of the people we are fighting to liberate.


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/09/ipob-declares-war-on-hoodlums-enforcing-sit-at-home-on-mondays/amp/
This is what you guys want to make the whole world believe but what we see is the opposite.

I am still pained on the death of Doctor Akunyili. Pray tell. Does he deserve what you guys did to him huh
Politics › Re: Sanusi: Zoning May Leave Us With Useless Presidential Candidates In 2023 by tooth4tooth: 7:25pm On Oct 01, 2021
And the ones had via large numbers of ineligible voter and massive rigging have led us where huh
Politics › Re: IPOB Killed Chike, Akunyili's Husband — Uche Mefor by tooth4tooth: 1:36pm On Sep 30, 2021
Northernblood4:
I partially agree with Uche Mefor on this.

IPOB must deviate from using the zoo police tactice of killing and denying it.

ESN isn written all over it. He was killed because he was suspected to be a government official. They must accept this mistake and appologise to the family,else such indescipline will keep growing until it gets out of hand.

Only mentally unstabled fools will believe that it an act carried out by outsiders.
I totally agree with you.

Meanwhile,in a bid to exonerate the monster they created, they would lie to create confusion to brazen out the killing spree of Esn.
Politics › Re: How A Lawyer Escaped Death From Ip.b Gun Men in Anambra by tooth4tooth: 12:25pm On Sep 30, 2021
And some people will say they are IPOB
Politics › Re: IPOB: Chike Akunyili’s Death A Political Assassination by tooth4tooth: 7:58pm On Sep 29, 2021
Sergio101:
Clear observation of the situation shows it's assassination. Sentiment aside.
Damn, what do you think IPOB will Gain from killing their own Agbalanze
How about the ones they had killed before?

You guys claimed herdmen were responsible. Pray tell. What would armed herdsmen be doing inside a town that have been held under seige by ESN?
Crime › Re: Dr Chike Akunyili’s Last Moments Before He Was Murdered by tooth4tooth: 7:44pm On Sep 29, 2021
I am not Igbo but this man's death pained me to my bone marrow. What has he done to deserve this huh

He's not even a politician. A gentleman going about his normal business. May the perpetrators of this evil act never know peace in their life .
Phones › Re: Nigeria’s Internet Amongst World’s Slowest, Most Expensive - Surfshark DQL Study by tooth4tooth: 6:08pm On Sep 29, 2021
Greed everywhere undecided
Politics › Re: Oduduwa Youths Honour AGF Malami With ‘omoluabi’ Title [PHOTOS] by tooth4tooth: 7:57pm On Sep 28, 2021
All this mushroom unions seeking undue attention up and down. They are acting on their own not in the interest of any Yoruba.
Family › Re: If Your Daughter Did This To Your Car, What Would You Do? (Photo) by tooth4tooth: 4:51pm On Sep 24, 2021
AntiWailer:
I wil write "I love you too." on the other side before taking for re spraying.
Next will be your wind screen .Two of una go love tire cheesy
Family › Re: If Your Daughter Did This To Your Car, What Would You Do? (Photo) by tooth4tooth: 4:44pm On Sep 24, 2021
I go kneel down beg am make she nor use that pattern love me. To paint car for Azeez shop nor be here oo cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Sister To Tonto Dikeh: Janemena Enjoyed Kpokpogri's Money He Didn't See Her Pant by tooth4tooth: 4:29pm On Sep 24, 2021
Rewawriters01:
Ona dey try shall.

This guy is a gold digger
Pray tell. How is he a gold digger huh She bought a second hand Hilux as a gift and withhold the papers. She went ahead to abscond with an SUV worth 65million naira belonging to the guy .

I repeat who is the gold digger here huh
Celebrities › Re: Sister To Tonto Dikeh: Janemena Enjoyed Kpokpogri's Money He Didn't See Her Pant by tooth4tooth: 10:29am On Sep 24, 2021
Connected1:
She ended up making the guy look innocent

Nawa

Now she had finally dragged her sister into the mess.

Women sha no dae think far at all.
l never at any point in time see where the guy was wrong

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