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ahnie:
For several weeks now I have not cooked due to personal reasons best known to me.
I normally ordered food from food vendors and to be frank,it's not only draining resources but most times,the meals are usually either soggy looking or over salty.

I had recently munch on crown cork(bottle cover)when I ordered for a plate of jellof rice .guess the vendor was benevolent enough to add the cork cover as extra meat.

I checked my cylinders today,and discovered that,I had practically ran out of gas,I made enquiries about the current cost of gas,and I was told it's #850.so I went to my neighbors compound, gathered pieces of fire woods and viola I located a designated spot in my compound.

I had to look around for what to rotate the beans with, luckily I found some bunch of rippen plantains I hid inside the cupboard that I have forgotten.

I arrived with a very sumptuous meal of beans and plantain porridge.
I topped it with coca cola as time no dey.

I felt like an African woman in a very remote village whilst cooking the meal with firewoods .

Shouts out to peeps keeping it real with firewoods.

N/B..... please keep your negative vibes and jabs to yourselves.

Case close

Investigative:
Sources said nnamdi kanu shout at orji uzo kalu
And now I observed With orji uzo kalu statement after his visit to nnamdi kanu in prison
I realize that nnamdi kanu defiantly lambasted him ,hence his statement on wether he listen he will continue advising him
Orji uzo Kalu during his statement called nnamdi kanu supporters insane because of his frustration on the disgrace he got from Kanu
No matter what ,nnamdi kanu earlier said he has already choose death before going into Biafra agitation and his kidnap is the worst mistake by Nigeria government

orji uzo told us what he told nnamdi kanu
So what did nnamdi kanu tell him

Pay attention to your English class. He said Kanu has insane amount of supporters . What he's saying is that he has gargantuan number of supporters.

You don't even have to clean the house everyday since there is nothing to clean in some days.

See so much love . Their reconciliation is long overdue . People are happy they are back together ,even me

NwaNimo1:
So the bandits jailed themselves?

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Sai Buhari Gumi.....

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Hotfreeze:
500 Naira x 6 = 3,000 Naira.

See cashout!!!

Them go play dorime for am.

Chai!! Be nice

Hotfreeze:
Dominique didn't deny it

How about a mother that gave birth to sextuplet ?

Hotfreeze:
Dominique, you're a mischievous person.

I am very sure that after typing this thing, you will hide behind your phone and be laughing at the beneficiaries of Ikpeazu's 500 largesse for Abia women.

This guy,you are so mean

If you follow your biased mind , the enjoyment is temporary but the consequences is unimaginable. Be warned!!

Rescued underwater after 24 hours? I don't understand. There is something they are not telling us.

I suspect a public stunt .Now I know DJ Mitchel.

but it seems she can not learn easily except with hard handling

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From your statement , the bolded is the remaining avenue that needed exploration.

habsydiamond:
Uncle the best way of bringing peace to ur home is by gaining ur position back as the head of the family.... When women are put in such position they can't handle it cos they were not made to be so.. That's for married couples oo.. Try getting a job or go into business that will give u an edge over her... With that u will have ur home back... If not oga u never see anything ooo...

Your piece is the bitter truth but it is annoying to see women behave that way. When the going was good, was the man not nice to her?

Grace001:
This muric guy is high…

Same Osunbande Osinbajo who take orders from Buhari is now the one planning Christainisation of Nigeria.

Omo-ale yoruba ni muric yi fa

If only you guys can just cultivate the habit of reading.

kinkybabie11:
The answer is number 3
All other taps or buckets are blocked or leaking but bucket number three is blocked at the side connecting to number 4 and the tap leading to number 5 is blocked.
Or the answer is none.

Number 5 is not blocked

MICHEALADEX:
White substance at work

You mean meth .

Hmmnn!! Rebirth of another monster

I said it before on this forum, sit at home or not, a Governor will emerge and there is nothing anybody can do about it.

obehi247:
when i say igbo people are not smart, igbo people will insult me and call me all sort of names.


now i just sit back and enjoy the outcomes of the igbo people that think they are smart


very funny are igbo people don't understand what they claim to be fighting for


igbo amaka

Bros ,you don't have to generalize the Igbos, not all Igbos support the activities of IPOB. The Igbos are majorly smart people.

Broveens42:
Are you saying it can't be projected?
So all the physics you studied in school was for nothing assuming you were a science student? worry more about it's precision not projection

Still adding salt and Maggi to comic

Is it supposed to fire from the ground When has sand become a launcher? What I can see there is not any way near knockout cos it can't shoot.

You people should not send Ali Baba and Okey Bakasi out of market oo

What kind of joke is this?

JavaScript90:
he just want to kill these SMEs. Nigerians don't like paying back loans. how to do you expect the loan companies to get back their money without collateral

He's not killing anything. They should apply a more civilised way of getting their money back.

Why branding loan defaulters a criminal,a thief and a fraudster . Did he still from them

The worst case they would send the message to everyone in his contact.

Anyway, I blame people patronizing them . Left for me alone ,they would have folded up.

Madam try to bring down your ego. In as much as every member of the family support the idea. If you are not ready to join them ,then ready to pack out. Because you cannot afford to turn your husband against his father.

What you are enjoy today is the product of your father inlaw's sweat. Pls allow the man to leave his life.

RealMarv:
Most guys I know don't like it when a lady is taller than them especially if they are developing feelings for her. They prefer a lady who is short or of average height. The surprising thing is that even the majority of tall guys prefer going for short ladies.

This begs the question, are tall ladies not attractive? Why are guys intimidated when they are with tall ladies?

Well ,I don't know about that. I am 6ft 3inches tall I craved for tall ladies but I never had them tall enough for me because I have never met a 6ft tall lady

Yes oo,countless times. Sometimes I might be going too far and become uncontrollable. The moment she bursts,I sheath my sword.

What a savage reply. His only achievement as a senator was the transistor radio he shared as constituency project.

https://www.nairaland.com › senator...
Senator Shehu Sani Distributes Radio As Constituency Project ...

Misplaced priority Is he going to divide her into two

BigSarah:
Nigeria army these are acts of terrorism, over 20 rounds fired in those few seconds

Who knows how many were killed

But from their accent,they appear to be from the south. Many of them are definitely not from northern extraction.

He's definitely patronizing them .

Bodmum:
it's like, there Will be no election in Anambra ....

Election or no election,results would be announced. And after so much court mumbo jumbo, a supreme court Governor will emerge.

Who cares anyway

Imagine that!! All individual that are found wanting on this should be prosecuted asap. Human live is sacred. No individual has the right to risk the lives of others for his own gain.

He asked why he did that and he said, I only a mentally deranged person will leave a pedestrian bridge to cross an express road.

. That got me cracking.

He think say na Lagos be that place .

Dem suppose know say we get more gentlemen crase people for Naija na

SUCKCESSFUL:
The guy looks cool

But he's still a Fulani I think they need to take the back sit for while cos am done with them being in the helms of affairs. They love power and don't have what it takes to be good leaders.