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Kdon2:
Tinubu has a better pedigree than anyone in your whole region. Deal with that!

THIS IS A VERY TRIBALIST REMARK.


2023, WE WILL USE AK47 TO SOUGHT THIS OUT, ONCE AND FOR ALL.

1999 PRESIDENT SW CHRISTIAN.


2007 PRESIDENT NW MUSLIM.



2011 PRESIDENT SS CHRISTIAN.



2015 PRESIDENT NW MUSLIM.



IF NIGERIA TRY TO BREAK THIS PATTERN WITH ANOTHER MUSLIM PRESIDENT FROM NORTH OR SW, THEN NIGERIA WILL BREAK. TINUBU, ATIKU, TAMBUWAL SHOULD HAVE SEVERAL SEATS



THE NEXT PRESIDENT IS A CHRISTIAN AND SHOULD BE FROM THE SE CHRISTIAN 2023.

InstaGage:
You don’t know sh!t

THE BLACK MAN CARRIES THE SPIRIT OF PHARAOH.


HE NEVER LISTENS AND WILL ALWAYS SUFFER.


MY FATHER ALWAYS SAY THAT THOSE WHO DO NOT LISTEN WILL FEEL.


IF THEY TRY TO DISTURB THE NATURAL TRANSITION OF POWER FROM NORTH TO SOUTH, MUSLIM TO CHRISTIAN, THEIR WILL BE DEVASTATING CONSEQENCE.

InstaGage:
You don’t know sh!t

1999 PRESIDENT SW CHRISTIAN.


2007 PRESIDENT NW MUSLIM.



2011 PRESIDENT SS CHRISTIAN.



2015 PRESIDENT NW MUSLIM.



IF NIGERIA TRY TO BREAK THIS PATTERN WITH ANOTHER MUSLIM PRESIDENT FROM NORTH OR SW, THEN NIGERIA WILL BREAK. TINUBU, ATIKU, TAMBUWAL SHOULD HAVE SEVERAL SEATS



THE NEXT PRESIDENT IS A CHRISTIAN AND SHOULD BE FROM THE SE.

THE ONLY WAY TO MAINTAIN PEACE IN NIGERIA COME 2023 IS FOR THE GREEDY NORTH TO GO AND CONTROL THEIR BANDITS AND TERRORIST.



SW SHOULD GO AND MANAGE THEIR NUMERIOUS REGIONAL PROBLEM.



NIGERIA PRESIDENCY 2023, BELONGS TO SE ZONE.


THE PRESIDENCY SHOULD BE ZONED TO SE.

BUHARI TRIED IT IN 2015, AND GOT AWAY, SO U NOW THINK EVERY DAY IS CHRISTMAS.




DID WE HAVE THESE IN 2015?



ANY NONSENSE 2023, YOU SHOULD KNOW, THEIR WILL BE NO PLACE TO RUN.



WE ARE ALREADY ARMED, READY AND WAITING.

CUMIN:
Mark this day. Tinubu will be your president come 2023

TINUBU CANNOT BE PRESEIDENT, BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NO NIGERIA.


STOP MISTAKING US FOR YORUBA PEOPLE THAT ENJOY OVERLORD.


WE HAVE NO KING.

Chimookigwe:
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This nonsense is why Asari nearly slapped the entire Ohaneze the other day. If SS is part of Biafra, why did your parents abandon their properties in the SS and run away? Go back and collect it na.
Wike has started work, una go collect.

HORRORBA AND STUPIDITY BE LIKE 5 AND 6.



THIS WAS HOW THE LATE AFONJA STARTED AND HOW TINUBU WILL END.

Chimookigwe:
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This nonsense is why Asari nearly slapped the entire Ohaneze the other day. If SS is part of Biafra, why did your parents abandon their properties in the SS and run away? Go back and collect it na.
Wike has started work, una go collect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQcatIFFbvI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBTqWhF2wpE

Chimookigwe:
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This nonsense is why Asari nearly slapped the entire Ohaneze the other day. If SS is part of Biafra, why did your parents abandon their properties in the SS and run away? Go back and collect it na.
Wike has started work, una go collect.

ASARI DOKUBO IS THE WORST PERSON TO USE FOR YOUR AGENDA.


ASARI NOT ONLY CLAIMS TO BE BIAFRAN, HE ALSO CLAIMS TO BE IGBO.



AFONJA, 2023, GO TOO SWEET BECAUSE NIGERIA WILL RETURN TO AUTOMATIC RESET MODE, ALL YOUR MADNESS WILL END.

Chimookigwe:
Don't add South South into your Biafran madness. The last time Ipob held a meeting in Warri, Old Igbos were slapped and whipped in broad daylight.
That being said, the South East is politically inconsequential. If you want war, no problem. Let all Igbos relocate back to the East and fight it in the East. If you dare cross River Niger into Asaba, that is the end of Biafra. You can't be disturbing the peace in the SS, SW and the North while enjoying peace there.
Tinubu has already won 2023. It is campaign for 2027 we are doing.

SS HAS BEEN BIAFRA FROM DAY ONE.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, SS/SE BOTH CAME TO NIGERIA AS ONE UNITED SOUTHERN PROTECTORATE.


YORUBA CAME AS LAGOS PROTECTORATE.

SO WHY SHOULD YOU, A YORUBA MAN, BE NOW TELLING ME ABOUT MY REGION?




Before this infamous Amalgamation in 1906, the present SE and SS (including Edo) had nothing to do with the SW. It was Sir Walter Egerton that started using the resources of the Protectorate of Southern Nigeria to develop Yoruba land after he moved the capital from Calabar to Lagos in the same year. The once booming Southern Nigeria or (Niger Coast Protectorate) started losing its steam before the 1914 Amalgamation.
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Chimookigwe:
Since Tinubu declared, have you ever seen any Ipob talk about Kanu?
Tinubu is a legend in Biafra. They fear him more than all their deities put together.

TINUBU IS THE FASTEST WAY TO DISINTEGRATE NIGERIA.


UNDERSTAND SOMETHING FUNDAMENTAL.


YORUBA AND INDEED AFENIFERE ARE NOT IN SUPPORT OF TINUBU.


SS/SE WOULD RATHER DECLARE BIAFRA THAN ACCEPT TINUBU PRESIDENCY.


WILL TINUBU GO AND START FIGHTING WAR IN SS/SE REGION, WHEN THEY START THEIR PROBLEM?


MAKE UNA DEY GET SENSE, TINUBU IS BAD MARKET.

WE SHOULD ALL TELL YORUBA TRIBALIST TO TREAD CAREFULLY.

DubaiLandLord:
Ibo

IS THIS THE STRATEGY FOR 2023?


AK47 FALL ON YOU.


2023, IS NOT 2015, WE NOW HAVE ARMED MEN EVERYWHERE.

THE IGBO NATION, MEANING THE ELITE DID NOT THROW THEIR WEIGHT BEHIND NNAMDI KANU.


AFENIFERE, A YORUBA CULTURAL GROUP ALREADY SUPPORTED KANU.


IF THE IGBO ELITE IS PUSHED TO RESULT TO CALLS FOR BIAFRA, NIGERIA IS DEAD.



IF YOU LIKE, HOLD KANU IN PRISON, THAT IS INCONSEQENTIAL.


NNAMDI KANU IS NOT THE FIGHTERS ON GROUND.


PLUS, BUHARI IS LEAVING ASO ROCK, SO WHO WILL MANAGE THE SITUATION THAT PEOPLE WILL LISTEN?

ThEGodFaThEr101:
Well said! The people are the kingmaker and the power resides with them and not one 85 year old drug addict and cocaine baron who has destroyed the destinies of millions of lagosians all in the slogan of "Itesiwaju ipinle Eko lojewa logun o" while sipping on campari.

PERISH THE IDEA OF TINUBU BECOMING PRESIDENT 2023.


HE WONT EVEN WIN APC TICKET.





LISTEN, NIGERIA WOULD BE DESTROYED BY IGBOS RATHER FOR A YORUBA MAN TO SUCCEED BUHARI.

aikyg:
I do NOT support the ambushing of innocent soldiers going about their duties. It is senseless and cowardly, to say the least. It stands against everything our fathers and grandfathers fought for during the war. Our people are not cowardly murderers. This is reprehensible!

IT IS EVEN FAKE NEWS.


SO, WHO ARE U BLAMING NOW?


JUST UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF GOING INTO TOWN AND KNOW YOU ARE FAIR GAME FOR TERRORIST IN NIGERIA, REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU DO OR NOT DO.

aikyg:
Your reasoning is jaundiced. When bandits and BH attack our soldiers in the North, do the soldiers go to the towns to attack innocent people who have no hand in the killing of their men? We expect the soldiers to cordon off the forest and go after the criminals that are responsible for the killing of these soldiers, not going to town to attack innocent men, women and children like you are suggesting.

WE MUST DOUBLE OUR EFFORT TO LEAVE NIGERIA.


FROM THE MOUTH COMES THE INTENTION OF THE HEART.


NIGERIA IS A TERRORIST COUNTRY RUN BY JIHARDIST.


HE HAS TOLD YOU THAT THEY WILL LAUNCH TERRORIST ATTACKS ON INNOCENT PEOPLE.

THEY ARE TOO WEAK TO ENTER THE FOREST AND FIGHT THEIR ATTACKERS.

Golan007:
When the soldiers go to town, make una no cry oh.

U KILL US, WE KILL U AND IN THE END, BIAFRA WILL COME....




DEM DONE GO TOWN FOR ZAMFARA WHERE BANDIT DEY RAPE THEIR MAMA, ON TOP OF KILLING THEM?

gypsey:
You may not but other people do, who makes the rules? you? Do whatever da fork you want with your body no one is stopping you! Mind your own damm business!

He turned himself into a female and there is not a forking thing you can do about it.

IN NIGERIA, AS A FUTURE LAW MAKERS, DOCTORS AND MEDICAL CENTRE THAT AID SELF HARM, WILL BE CHARGE TO COURT AND FACE MAXIMUM JAIL TIME.


WE NEED TO BE OUR BROTHERS KEEPER.

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gypsey:
His body her problem, whatever makes you happy without hurting other people. Do it!


who da fork makes the rules on what is acceptable and what's not?

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WE DONT SUBSCRIBE TO SELF HARM AS ACCEPTABLE.


DO U HEAR ME?

HOW HUMAN BEING GO TAKE SET YANSH, MAKE ANOTHER PERSON SCATTER, DEY SURPRISE ME.



U SURE SAY, U WAN STILL FIT SHIT AGAIN?

Senomi:
So women dey pack baby oil pump inside dia yansh Wonders no go ever end for that gender

THE SHIT HOLE IS NOT A VAGINA.




PLEASE NO INSERTION BUT EXCRETION ONLY.

RIP IN ADVANCE.


E DON DEY WISE SMALL.



IMAGINE NOW ADVISING OTHERS THE SAMETHING WE DEY TRY ADVISE YOU, BUT YOU REFUSE TO LISTEN.



MY PAPA SAY, THOSE THAT DO NOT LISTEN, WILL FEEL.(MILITARY MAN)

DSS AND FULANI ARMY SHOULD CONTINUE.



HOP UZODINMA IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS CRIME AGAINST HIS OWN PEOPLE.




SUPREME COURT GOVERNOR FROM HELL.

Skybridge33:
Before travelling to the east, cover your head and joystick with the blood of Jesus.
Cannibalism still thrives in that place

IT MUST BE THE FEW CITIZENS FROM YORUBA LAND, EXTENDING THEIR SKULL MINING ENTERPRISE TO SE.


OR THEIR FULANI HEADS MEN.

BUHARI DEY FORGET THAT NO THIRD TERM.


I HOPE HE HAS STARTED PACKING HIS BELONGINGS IN PREPARATION FOR EVEICTION FROM ASO ROCK.




THIS LIFE TOO SWEET, ABEG.



AS FOR TWITTER, EVERYTHING WILL STILL CONTINUE AS NORMAL.



SHEBI GOVERNMENT WILL HAVE TO FIND THE TWEET FIRST BEFORE THEY WILL DELETE IT, BY THEN PEOPLE WOULD HAVE GOT THE MESSAGE.

zilon12:
All d gels wey Don baba j dey roll with na gels wey get money, na why him dey see am like that

WOMEN THAT HAVE MONEY ARE LOOKING FOR MEN RICHER THAN THEM.



JUST IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW.



MONEY IS SOMETHING PEOPLE NEVER GET TIRED OF STOCKPILING..

marsup:
Spending money on the girl, is that not the main toasting? It never gets old.
Money stops nonsense, and answers all things.

ESPECIALLY NAIJA GIRLS.


BEFORE U DROP TWO LINES, SHE WANT TO SMELL THE MONEY.

THE DON, LIFE NO BALANCE.


YOU DONT WANT WOMEN THAT WANT YOU.



YOU ARE AFTER THE WOMEN THAT ARE NOT AFTER YOU.



ANY WOMAN THAT YOUR MONEY CANNOT HAVE, IS NOT AVAIABLE WITH YOUR PICK UP LINES.


TIME IS MONEY AND MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND.


IF YOUR TALKING, THEN U HAVE TO BE QUICK.

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GenderMix:
Dear Esteemed Nairalanders of extreme wisdom, I have a 4+ year old daughter who is very curious and sleeps on the same bed with me and wife. Some days ago she almost caught me and wife having sex, so in the morning she asked my wife what I was doing to her…lol. Most times I hug and kiss my wife in front of her and do same to her (in her case, a peck and she reciprocates back). This is our normal lives. Sometimes, when I hug my wife before her, she gets jealous..lol

I think we made a mistake in not allowing her get used to her room from day one. We had tried to make her see reasons why she can’t continue to sleep on same bed with us but it’s all falling on deaf ears. At a point, we forced her to her room and when she woke up around 2am, all hell was let loose, I felt sympathy and told my wife to allow her into our room.


We can’t continue this way, so I need your advice (especially married couples with kids)

1. Did we make a mistake by letting her sleep on same bed with us considering she is just 4?

2. Is it too late to force her to her room?

3. How do we go about making sure she gets used to her room without disturbing us?

4. If she asks what we are doing at night, like the case where she almost caught us, what would be a good reply that would sound logical and educative for her own growth.

5. Is her jealousy normal?

Thank you

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MA GUY LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY.

ALLOW HER CONTINUE SLEEPING IN YOUR BED AND ROOM.

SHE IS NOW USED TO SLEEPING THERE AND FEEL SAFE.

SHE MAY BE AFRAID SLEEPING BY HERSELF IN A WHOLE ROOM ALONE, SINCE SHE HAS NO SIBLING FOR COMPANY.


IT IS YOU AND YOUR WIFE THAT NEED TO ARRANGE ANOTHER ROOM FOR SEX.

U WILL GO AND WAIT THERE AND WHEN SHE SLEEPS, YOUR WIFE WILL COME AND JOIN YOU.

YOUR WIFE SHOULD ASSURE YOUR DAUGHTER THAT SHE IS SAFE IN THAT ROOM, UNTIL SHE RETURNS FROM TOILET.

THIS WAY SHE WILL CONTINUE HER SLEEP.

NIGERIA IS NOR LAGOS STATE.

BESIDES THESE AGBERO HAVE TO COMMIT ALOT OF CRIME IN LAGOS BEFORE TINUBU CAN WIN AN ELECTION.



THUS, I WILL LEAVE THIS WHERE IT BELONGS.