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[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=206577.msg3213215#msg3213215 date=1229039982]u knw u want to compete for tope too. . . d secret is d bently bruv [/quote]dont mind debo

glorina:
@Chika

My name is Gloria and i'm Sauron's wife. Its nice meeting you

ROFL. . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206577.msg3213206#msg3213206 date=1229039762]Tope, under ma nose?? [/quote]Havent u been flirting with glorina since
I hate sharing u know that
Besides u refuse to buy me bentley for xmas

davidylan:
Good for you tope . . . let every man leave my tope alone.
thanks.

Lol . . . .dont get too comfortable though
u know i get bored very easily, u gotta always keep me interested else im gone

glorina:
@Tope.

How many men do you want. Sauron is mine. I am the only lady that can give him utmost satisfaction. He gets orgasm just by thinking of me. Isn't that true darling Sauron

Ahhh . . . . . .let sauron himself be the judge of that

davidylan:
Sauron is out, stephenp has excused himself, 4Play has nothing to offer . . . tope what are you thinking about?

Im thinking David??

cholera:
AND SAURON HAS JOINED IN THE FIGHT,WATCH OUT AS STEPHEN SHOWS FACE SOON_{tope how many bobos u get sef?}

WELL SAURON IS MORE ON THE AGRESSIVE PART,DAVID IS A PASTOR,AND 4PLAY A PLAYER,THEIR NAMES ALONE WILL GIVE YOU A CLUE BOUT THEM

DAVID:THE MAN AFTER GODS HEART
SAURON:SAMSON AND DELILAH,WILL TOPE BE THE DELILAH?
4PLAY:PROFESSIONAL PLAYER  
STEPHEN:STONED TO DEATH,WILL HISTORY REPEAT ITSELF AGAIN?

LETS WATCH AND SEE WATS GOING TO HAPPEN,BUT I'm SURE SHARON IS GOING TO SEND THEM TO DEEP SLUMBER WT JUST A BLOW

WATCH OUT AS TOPE CHOOSES THE MAN OF HER DREAMS

STAY TUNED FOR CHOLERA WILL GIVE YOU ALL D FULL GIST

lmao

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206577.msg3213166#msg3213166 date=1229039003]Huh? Can u rephrase this again?[/quote]Why??
the girl has a crush on u n its cool
i think its sexy

4 Play:
Don't worry, I'm very loaded. . . and I don't mean only the trouser dept. Just think Bentley is a bit too much sha, I was thinking of getting you a diary from Marks & Spencer.

It's what is inside that matters. Material wealth is transientreal wealth is character. My love for Tope is very strong and I don't need a Bentley to show it.  

Awwww. . . how sweet
i know u have true loff for moi but jenny said u r a playa

davidylan:
I believe Tope and i were made for each other. From the first day i saw her i fell in love with everything . . . heart, spirit, height, attitude . . . lastly boobs.

Tope this side is where your bed will be laid in gold in the presence of ur enemies . . .  

Awwww. . .  
i dont know who to choose now

Na wa o

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206577.msg3213140#msg3213140 date=1229038616]Tope, this is ur chance to fight for your MAN!!!
Get this stalker off ma back. . . . .[/quote]lol. . . . no lady want a man that another woman doesnt want na

glorina:
I am Gloria, pleased to meet you Tope

i see, so u have a crush on my husband ehn

davidylan:
Look tope, i have trust, love, commitment, affection . . . and i have included money (lots of it) . . . what are you waiting for my sweet honey pie?

U say i loff u already
as long as there is money involved

davidylan:
4Play . . . look Tope knows where her emotional, financial . . . _{fill in the blank} bread is buttered.

Abi no be so Tope? Just ordered a new washing machine just for us today.

rofl. . . . u r not serious
i wont be needing the washing machine if i have u na

chika98:
That is what broke men say. Honey don't worry. . love , trust , etc. . Na wetin we go chop be that??

Tope I have a better offer on the table

Abi, see me see 4play oo
na love i wan chop
he'd better come up with a better strategy else I'm going with chika's guy or david

4 Play:
Haba, you know I love you, Bentley or no Bentley. There is more to love than Bentelys. . trust, committment,devotion,e.t.c.

True but romance without money is nothing

glorina:
Really? Please explain sweet heart

who be u??

Roflmao. . . . jenny has killed me

davidylan:
She's smitten already . . . especially since she's my screen saver at the moment.  
tope o . . . my sweet peperempe.
That 4Play just dey waste precious time . . .

Really? Now i know u truly loff me
4play u better start proving u loff me else i am going wit david

4 Play:
Fight for where? Tope knows whose surname she will be bearing next year, so no need to fight.

Hehehehehehe. . . . . . wetin be the surname again

chika98:
Tope remember that mai gai! Hin better pass all of em. Leave all of them now for him

chika stop tempting me na

4 Play:
Screensaver? Na love be that? Me wey tatoo Tope name for my forehead nko ,you dey talk mere screensaver?

Aw. . . 4play is in the lead david

davidylan:
i was trying to impress you. Did it work?

it did
oya from u, i want BMW for xmas not private jet cuz i aint greedy

4 Play:
Who said anything about stolen? Just a forceful re-possession of a Bentley which I will deliver to you.

I loff e-kissing too but as a great kisser in real life, e-kissing is too unreal. Looking forward to meeting your family this xmas, need them to see their future in-law.    

Rofl. . . . . . .
They r looking forward to meeting you jare
I want u to buy the car with ur hard earned cash, biko

4 Play:
Fornication? How can I be fornicating with my wife? This is real love o, my love for Tope is so intense, it's driving me crazy!

no mind jenny
i know say all the rest are ashes, i am the LOTION

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=206577.msg3213051#msg3213051 date=1229037363]kai, tope that was really quick oh. . . me sef i want bently. . . where is david? [/quote]my sis, i no dey waste time

davidylan:
Yes . . . o ye of little faith . . . knowest thou not that thou couldest have asked for a private jet and i would have provided it for thee?

lol. . . . wassup with shakespeare talk na

davidylan:
na true. considering ur level of experience, chamo na small boy.  
Chai . . . Tope tope . . . i can only imagine . . . wey that her picture dey again?

Lmao@experience
which kain experience u dey talk, i no understand
u n dis pix

4 Play:
Bentley. .  . no problem, I go stage car-jacking this night just to show how much I love you.     _{all this back and forth kissing, my e-lips don tire}

Rofl. . . . . pele
i loff e-kissin na
i dont want stolen bentley

sillyboy:
What is kinky sex again  . . . . .
me, I only "insertejectpause. . and insert again ooo'"

Seriously, Tope. . . .how many hubbies do you have on Nairalland?. . .the last time I checked. . .
they were the exact number of registered members of NL xcept me.

Wetin come consign u na
leave me n my boos alone
jealousy jealousy na im dey worry u

Jenny
werrin u do again

4 Play:
Sweetie, I've been taking care of some urgent business sorting out our Xmas plans also.    

Awww. . . .how cute
Just so u know, i want bentley dis xmas

davidylan:
na wa o . . . this girl don turn to another thing. Na chamotex spoil am

Chamo who?? small pikin

chika98:
Please who is talking about whips and chains?? I'm talking a about a chic who knows how to please you. Fit and flexible

Dont mind sillyboy, he is into kinky sex secretly

4 Play:
My one and only Tope! The one true love of my life. . . .chai, this woman ey make my heart melt!

My baby, where have u been ehn

davidylan:
Of course i know what you mean . . .
Its even worse than i thot.

Lol . . . . . . .u think say i be mother theresa b4

chika98:
It is a good thing! Show me a man who doesn't want a "freak" in bed and I will throw rocks at him

but i am not, infact i am naive about stuffs like that

davidylan:
Tope!!! Tope!!! Tope!!!

How many times did i call you?

So you've been secretly using ur washing machine for ulterior purposes? Ashiri e ti tu.

Is that why you love high-heeled shoes? So you can reach the washing machine easily?

lmao
Egbami
I don't need washing machine abeg _{if u know wat i mean}

davidylan:
and i think say na innocent girl o.

I am oo
I Just said what i heard

chika98:
The saying " a lady in the streets and a freak in bed" comes to mind

Negative

Lol . . . . .im going bed jare
Nl is offcially boring

chika98:
Na so you go dey hear am until the say you tried it

Try wetin, abeg

chika98:
This girl don dey teach me bad thing ooh. I can understand it sha. All that rigorous movement

Who?? ME?
I heard it ni o

chamotex:
I knew it

Knew what

chika98:
Haven't you heard that people are sitting on trains and getting the same end result. I chose to sit on the train

Lmao . . . . . or on the washing machine

sillyboy:
@ Tope.

Eyahh. . . .oya pelesorry.
Buy all you can.
I guessed right. . . .

Whats there to be sorry abt

chika98:
Abi ooh who doesn't. U would just wake up every morning to see his face

I would o
Instead of waking up to see mugabe's because of money. Mba

sillyboy:
@ Tope

Seriously, am beginning to notice a pattern in the shoes you like. . . .
they are always "gogoro" shoes
I don't wannna believe you are short. . . .

Wetin na i am not that tall

abeg join in jare
nl is boring na

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206540.msg3212767#msg3212767 date=1229032130]but is it not true? [/quote]na lie
yea some women r difficult but not all

ibkaye:
craze for where
you are di one imagining having my mum's number
now please, who is the crazy one

it is still u
because i know u more than u can eva imagine

chika98:
I for tok. Such an orgasmic looking dude. I was going to say "stop trippin"

Stop trippin abeg let me trip
i like good things