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Accomodate who, honey?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=200489.msg3236745#msg3236745 date=1229529508]Heavenly beams strike my puddle, peers and i huddle in a depressed hunk of rubble
No rebuttal, seperated though we try to cuddle transition happens slow and subtle
I was in trouble, major, my serenity in approximation of danger as I turned to vapor
Whisked to and fro by a stranger, knew I was bound to become something greater
I cater to the wishes of nature, heat drives my accent a cycle that i can’t circumvent
Again my phase starts to augment, a gathering to cement the next harmonious event
Now i just represent a percent, no longer alone in a journey, the tide seems to be turning
A home is all i have been yearning, even if its concerning, places with no returning
Finally, i have became what i sought, what a crock, just part of the monster and its plot
Others are drug in and caught, my aspirations start to rot, this isn’t what I thought
But I have not forgot, so i charge the weak spot, others observe and follow my approach
Only in unison can we uncloak this hoax, weighting down as we all start to encroach
The belly of the beast bursts, freedom it seems has been reimbursed its enriching at first
Accelerating back towards home turf, i realized what’s worse. . . . .I'm cursed. [/quote]I rank you 4.2

Nice interview ben and yicob

chamotex:

Chamo why didnt u modify my post
take ur mind outta the gutter

MrCrackles:
That is why i like you

My bank balance wont be depleted with a woman like you!

U know i loff you too

sistawoman:
I agree

I prefer the time in the house to laugh and play and talk.  i feel far more comfortable at home with my shoes off and my feet in his lap, he can't very well rub my feet at a resteraunt can he?

Far more secrets and things are shared in the privacy of your home.

There is just so much more flexablity with being at home vs being out someplace.  But i guess this is only good when the relationship advances to that stage.

Excatly but i like going out once in a while, like go watch a movie

Atleast once or twice a month
I like staying in

Lol . . .

So bridget is WHITE??

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=208021.msg3229137#msg3229137 date=1229384011]9-5 seven days a week?
Even the guy sef does not wish that on himself [/quote]ofcos the weekends are excluded

U can never be sure

chamotex:
chick wetin? emi gan HAWTER . . . . .

Emi Chamo ma ni, Gudugudu meje yaya mefa. mon gbona feli feli bi omi gbigbona
Okunrin leemi nse. Okunrin meta ati abo, eni ko oo mo, eni moo o ko, oba obirin sun bi eni pe ko ri obinrin fun odun mewa, ado ni bi eni nlagi. Osu sara su soro, eyiti mo su laana ko i'gbe. Bi mo ba nlo lona, gbogbo obinrin ni ngbadun agbaraa mi, emi ti mo wa nilu ile ti eru ara a mi si nbaa mi! Kaamari, okunrin lada. Kiniun l'oni iju

DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
U sabi yoruba like this

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=208021.msg3229120#msg3229120 date=1229383660]On his off days?[/quote]Bia morenike who talk say the dude dey in medical line of work?? off days ko
I want a guy that works 9-5 abeg

Tgirl4real:
Lol

Thot i saw u trying to hit on little bie too. *wink*
Tope is arranging another babe for u again. Hmm. . .
I go siddon dey look

The babe is too HAWT for chamo to handle so he chicken'd out

dayokanu:
Tgirl,

Unles the kids are not his?

I would rather u greet the kids before me. So that the kids wont disturb us When we start our own greeting because our Greeting might lead to something else,

B.T.W Does the guy have a job? why is he the one at home with the kids?

Lol . . .
Yes i wonder why the guy is at home with the kids, is he house husband?

My onyinye is back YAH!!!!

@A-40
If ur definition of BIG is curvaceous, Bodacious and bootylicious then yes I am

busybein:
subscribing

yea, me 2
infact i dey go sef

sofry sofry o

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=207385.msg3224892#msg3224892 date=1229305289]Fashion TV? iwo ati tani lol what would i be doing with a chic who would probably have to go to the anorexics section of a shopping mall when shopping lol
Nicole Ritchie and them other skinny model chics don't catch my fancy make them go chop food jor i like some cushion for the pushing[/quote]Ok, first of all i thot u were igbo or are u?
Well its good to know that some guys digs big girl sha
props to you

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=207385.msg3224864#msg3224864 date=1229304708]Naah i don't want them skinny girls thinking they are every guys dream! Cosmo and all them silly Magazines and Model Agencies have hoodwinked BBW's(I mean women less than 250 pounds) into thinking they are shyte and its not fair i would easily date a beautiful and classy BBW to any average or skinny babe that thinks she is all that[/quote]I feel you jare
I thot naija dudes too liked bodacious babes too until they started watching channel E and those fashion TV

@vanweed
Its ok now please

acidrop:
what is that, who tell u say i be small pikin?
J tell this girl say i be ur mama lol

Lmao. . . . so u r even older than chamo
kai, chamo why do u like them older na

chamotex:
The last gurl that said that to me . . . . . . . I think I've told u what happened before.

I like it when people underestimate me

Tope u know u like it fresh

Roflmao, . . .u didnt tell me wat happened o

Vanweed:
Tope, u fat? If no, then I got some nice xmas goodies for you! But if yes, better don't reply,

Roflmao . . . . . .this dude is too much
I am fat sha

@acidrop
Asunder ko
Chamo na small pikin, una go fit each other

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=207385.msg3224783#msg3224783 date=1229303207]Lol of course there are! and some of the so-called skinny chics are the most trifling skeezers you would ever find there is nothing like a BBW with high self-esteem they go the extra mile to please their man[/quote]Lmao. . . . . .
Did a skinny girl break ur heart?
I guess one man's food is another man's poison.
I only root for curvy gals sha

Moonstone:
I guessed as much, i'm cool. Got tired of using that name jare. Time for change.
So would you do me a favor and counsel the BBW haters in the house?

One man's food is another's poison, they should stop abusing women who are skinny or big. . . they should appreciate all of them equally.

Gbam!!
Vanweed is on a whole different level for me
But there is no need to hate on them, just because they can't date them doesnt mean u should cuss them sha

chamotex:
kill u ke? nah, far from it

Tope is just one of my fans

Fans ko
Do i even know you sef

na2day u r still on this thread

the journal thingy gave u away im cool though. You?

chamotex:
don't mind that Tope girl, she's been chasing me up and down the whole place even though she knows I'm celibate. Warn her o!

It's u i've been looking for all this while now, where hav u been hiding?

lemme go look 4 better fish to fry sef, u r too young

j-girl is moonstone?

Acidrop u dey vex

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=207385.msg3224720#msg3224720 date=1229301953]This is not always true some girls are just naturally thick with or without food it would shock you to find out that the slimmer girls are actually the ones that eat more.Grocery bills?? i would prefer that to outrageous shopping bills or some skinny girl spending all my money at the mall since she believes every dress in that place would fit her perfectly Plus size women are less extravagant  
That is a cliche!! its not always true there are a lot of classy BBW's out there and when i say BBW i don't mean 250-400 pound monsters ooh anything over 250 is overload lol[/quote]Roflmao . . . . una no go kill me 2nite
But i agree though they are some classy BBW's

Vanweed:
Whats up dude? No, I no vex. It's just that each time I see these big fat women, I get pissed off. Can't they just reduce their size?

I had a niece who when I first met her was just a bit plumpy. But after two years, meeting her again, she's turned into BBW. When she came over to Canada, men, I warned her not to come to my place. She hates me now and I also hate her "just" because she's now an BBW!

F**k all these big women. Sex is so unsexy with them!

LMAO . . . .