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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206139.msg3208611#msg3208611 date=1228960165]Playeress Tope. . . . . . .[/quote]i learned from the best. . . playa sauron

StephenP:
LMAO! Didn't you know?? I'm like crack, when I walk into a room I make all 'em ladies high as f**k  

You just had to be dishonest on a thread about honesty.

Lmao . . . .  .
U r like crack, too addictive for my liking
I need to shake u off a lil bit

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206139.msg3208596#msg3208596 date=1228959875]I need a written affidavit for this claim. [/quote]Will go to my lawyer tomorrow
but i still loff my stephen sha

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206139.msg3208592#msg3208592 date=1228959615]U are good ONLY when StephenP is NOT around.
As soon as he comes to town, your eyes go bzzzzzzzzzzzzz.[/quote]Steph. . . . who?
never heard that name b4
u r my one n only

sillyboy:
Please reverse the question and let the woman be the subject. Would care regardless of a man's past considering the fact that his past could jeopardize not only you but that of your children's future?

Lol  . . . . . .
If the man was a murderer or armed robber then Yes
It wud be no way jose

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206139.msg3208585#msg3208585 date=1228959355]It's not abeg. . . . . . .
I am getting one for you. . . . .
The same security company that made the safe "Scylla" was kept.[/quote]Lmao
U know i am good girl na, so i dont need it. rite darl?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206139.msg3208575#msg3208575 date=1228958864]A hot sexy woman like u, i need more than a tracking device.
Iron undies with a safe combination is what i need.[/quote]Lol . . . . . . . That is yet to be invented
Unless u invent it urself altho i hear they sell a padlocked boxers for men, im buying u one
because of your wandering eyes syndrome

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206139.msg3208558#msg3208558 date=1228958372]Typical Naija babe answer. . . . .

I was raped. . . . .He forced me and reh reh reh.
Anyways, don't lie to me o because me eyes are on u.
Matter of fact, i know every GP in this city so think before u LIE.[/quote]Buahahahahahahahahahahaha . . . . . . . . . I bet u even use tracking device on moi
But i still think if a man really loves you, he wont care regardless of how bad ur past was

StephenP:
No ma'am, I think it's most people not just men. A woman can raise hell if you admit she has put on a few pounds. She forgets that she asked you first. In the end of course, you sleep on the couch while she stuffs her face in the kitchen and cries herself to sleep. _{I may have dragged that example a bit too far but you get the point.}

Rofl . . . . . . the weight thing is a delicate issue i must admit

StephenP:
You hella just reminded me of Onyinye2!! Where is she??

Lol . . . . yeah where is she??
I have missed her weird point of view

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206139.msg3208525#msg3208525 date=1228957610]So u expect a man to be with u knowing fully well u might have a damaged womb??
Tope. . . . . .Look at ma face carefully. . . . . .Do i have tribal marks??
Why are u manipulating me like i am from the North?? [/quote]Lmao . . . . . . .
Just like u said it a MIGHT, u both can always go to the hospital 4 a chk up na
Find out if the womb is damaged or not b4 u make any irrational decision
U see this is why most girls lies, do u even know maybe she was raped then had to have an abortion

davidylan:
if you see anything there na your headache.

Typical male answer

@jenny
kudos to the mother, she has guts

@sauron
Virgin my ASS

davidylan:
You don't want her to be apprehensive every time she has a tiny little sore down there.

Lmao . . . . . . . even if u didnt tell me, i wud still be apprehensive if i see any sore down there

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206139.msg3208482#msg3208482 date=1228956644]So u would tell ur husband to be that u had an abortion when u were in the Uni??[/quote]I wud have even told him while we were dating, There are some things u just cant lie abt or not talk abt with ur partner because they might come back and hunt you. If he really urs in the first place then wateva u tell him wont change how he feels abt u

david why na

StephenP:
You talk as if men don't have a lot to hide . . . the 20 exes, one night stands, the maid, the neighbor's daughter, the strippers/hookers, those college girls, just a few  .

Excatly . . . . sauron thinks he can fool us

davidylan:
no need to force. if she cares for you deeply and feels she can trust you with her life she will tell you her innermost fears herself.

I feel i have done a good job when my mate feels free to tell me even the most stupidest thing she's done knowing i wont hold it against her in future.

U just hit the nail on the head . . . . .i think this is why must people lie

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206139.msg3208435#msg3208435 date=1228955636]I like this statement.[/quote]Ya see , u don't have to say everything _{altho i do most times because I'm basket mouth when I'm in love}  but that doesnt mean u can't be honest.
And make sure the ones u do say, u tell him/her the truth

doyin13:
shay na modesty be this one or you have an ambition to be Nigeria's Lolo Ferarri

Im just sayn it like it is , u r just lookin at the work of a really good n expensive bra

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206139.msg3208405#msg3208405 date=1228954924]What if they are PLENTY?? Lets assume u have loads of exes in the past like some gurls do. . . .
Would u say the truth?[/quote]I aint a prostitute or call girl so they can never be plenty abeg
but if so, i wud prolly tell him abt the ones that were a meaningful n special
no point in talkin abt the losers and assholes

Lmao at pampers u dey craze
so u had to go to my facebook to chk them again
I am still saying, they r average

doyin13:
kai. . . .it must be the eyes. they informed me u were in possession of a 38 DD Ballistic tomahawk.

No wonder when I told a friend recently that I thought Judy of Richard and Judy fame was sexy
he wanted to hit me with his dictionary.

Oya. . . .off to the eye specialist

Judy?? sexy??
Were u high then?
u r in dire need of a specialist indeed

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206139.msg3208363#msg3208363 date=1228954009]Even if it's HIV status?? I should forget it and FIRE on??
Tope. . . . . . .Are u taking ur hennessey again this night?[/quote]I can tell my partner how many dudes have dated cuz they aint plenty anyhoo
You cant lie abt sumthing that can put ur patner's life in jeopardy na
Hannessey ke, babes u know i dont drink

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=206139.msg3208369#msg3208369 date=1228954267]*humming* If you want my future forget my past. . . If you want to get with me better make it fast. . . Now don't go wasting my precious time. . . Get your act together we could be just fine. . . tra la la la https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/69.gif   [/quote]Sing it girl

StephenP:
My rule is for short term relationships, it doesn't matter, you'll break up in a matter of weeks anyway lol, for long term, you have to be extra careful. You have to be selective with the truth you tell. Some don't know the appropriate time to tell the truth and that always ends up in disaster. Some truths are not meant to be said at all because you fear it might sabotage the relationship. So if it doesn't feel right, it probably isn't the right time to tell the truth.

I somewhat agree

doyin13:
kon kon kon

tope . . . . . .is that youu

pretty average ko, blom blom ni

lol. . . . . u were misinformed abt them doyin

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206139.msg3208316#msg3208316 date=1228953107]But do u tell your SPOUSE everything??
Lets be honest here o. . . . . . .Women don't say everything.
They always seem to divide the number of their ex-boy/fs and sexual partners by 10.
True or False??[/quote]Lol. . . . . . telling him everything?? what has that got to do with honesty
The ones i do tell him happens to be 100% true, i rather not say anything than lie
And about the exes thingy, i don't lie about that rubbish its not a biggie at the of end day if u want my future forget about my past

MrCrackles:
U don't seem to tell me the truth though do u?

babes u lie, even the day u were sh.it in bed. i told u

The whole thing is not fair na

And mine are gigantic abi
U dey craze
mine are pretty average too

syphillis:
partiality is a disease on this forum seun,for real if moderators want to lock threads because of offtopics then let them lock all and not leave some hanging

i might not be a mod but i have a right to complain when d moderators r partial

all MUKINA knows is to lock every thread going offtopic she sees on nairaland,if u complain she will tell u offtopics are not allowed

[b]But for heavens sake watever happend to the "iice can i meet u" thread? there she goes offtopic 24/7 but she's not locked it even for one day,why,because she likes d thread,but wouldnt waste a min in locking other threads[/b]what a moderator that is going to make this forum go down

Gbam

The truth shall set u free
I like honesty anyday

Nah . . . . i dont live in Aldgate area o
U need to go to specsavers

doyin13:
tope. . . . .are u so short that u require such heels

Lol . . . . . i am not that tall na

Doyin are u sucking ur thumb

I, for one always appreciate the truth
either good or bad