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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206982.msg3217811#msg3217811 date=1229131918]Thatz why i like you. . . . .U don't pretend.

Seriously, i can't marry a woman without her sex button.
What is she supposed to enjoy in bed?? Kissing??[/quote]I dont suffer and smile, not my style mba
There is nothing wrong with kissing na must they shag

davidylan:
At least i fine pass you.   Mummy thank you o!

your new ID na IroningBoard

Lmao . . . . Thatz cold

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206982.msg3217784#msg3217784 date=1229131336]Tope2000 minds . . . . . . .That was the first thing she checked when i met her.[/quote]Buahahahahahaha. . . . . . u r nutcase
Ehen why wudnt i chk to see if u r my type of guy

Lol . . . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206634.msg3217756#msg3217756 date=1229130811]Just leave am. . . . .She is bound to put up a thread next week that her husband cheated.[/quote]Lol . . . . . . Even when i satisfy u, u still go to iya sikirat's daughter anyhoo

Tgirl4real:
Meeeeeen

Tope and Sauron

wetin man eyes no go see

Why ur eyes to dey wander abt

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206634.msg3217744#msg3217744 date=1229130595]Headache?? Ok!!
Don't blow your gasket if u catch me humping Iya Sikirat's daughter.[/quote]By all means pls do cuz u always come back anywayz
Just make sure u use condom

Tgirl4real:
what's d implication sef

Well for starter they look disgusting, thats implicating enough for me, Sorry!!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206982.msg3217737#msg3217737 date=1229130511]Shouldn't i know??

I was expecting this answer from you.
Now that i know, stop following all those boys because they are all uncut.
If u want the real deal. . . . . .follow me.[/quote]Lol. . . . . .havent i followed u enuff

davidylan:
tope is this ur bed?

This isnt tope, its her cousin

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206634.msg3217729#msg3217729 date=1229130361]Sofa ko, couch ni.
Before i count 10, report to the bedroom and assume position.[/quote]Lol . . . .not tonite, i have got headache

God NO

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206634.msg3217697#msg3217697 date=1229129800]U are messing with this one for a change.
Strip now and come to bed before i lose ma cool.
All the trips to selfridges and house of fraser nko??[/quote]Babes i needed new shoes but u cudnt afford it
even tho u told me u will cater to my every need n desire
So i aint striping tonite, hit the sofa

davidylan:
tope e don do, go and sleep now!

Lol . . . wetina na
Are u missing me already
oya make i go sleep sef

chika98:
New York is a hot ghetto mess! She's a character though. you got to give her props for it

Very Ghetto but she was the reason i watched it

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206634.msg3217679#msg3217679 date=1229129271]Ok, how about an official trip to Barbados??

Negative?? Adetope??
Just because i didn't get paid this month, u are kicking me out??
God dey o. [/quote]lol
U know i dnt mess with broke negros na
If they pay u next mnt then come back

I like Hoopz too but i like new york better
I like her madness

Tgirl4real:
PERFECT

Negative

Ewww

debosky:
Na wa o, na so so kiss Tope dey blow up and down. mouth nor dey pain you?

David it sounds good in theory oh, only if she has tried to lose and not been successful, if not, she must return to that size 8 by fire by force!

Is this week pick on Tope week
I agree that she must try and lose it after birth though but it aint always easy

follypimpi:
@tope

U ladies like men to be on ur side,truely we get our own blame too but mostly it comes from u women.I have a friend she's jst 23 years old and she goes  there will be a rotation of whose going to be cooking between her and her hubbie.Now tell if the man wont cheat if he sees sum lady cooking egusi and nice pounded yam into his mouth.Sum ladies wants to reverse the role of being in her shoes and be demanding,it's total madness !!!!!

I am sorry but ur friend is MAD
Why wud she expect her hubby to be cooking for her, its a female job
Altho nothing wrong if a man treats u once in a while by cooking but its solely a woman's job to be in charge of her kitchen. Sorry!!

Oya i have modified it jor

Una get am Dis is the rubbish i am talkin abt

davidylan:
u can't blame your wife if she has mishapen bellies especially if she had babies through CS.
the skin expands during pregnancy, it wont bounce back like a spring after delivery.

Worst you can have her go through tummy tuck but if i were u i'd just kiss the belly and enjoy it like that . . . afterall na you she born pikin for.

May God bless u for keepin it Real

follypimpi:
@Tope
Thanks for agreein o jare ! Well we r the bread winner aint we,so we too should be wearing out but still we manage to keep the fire burning.My dad's friend is 60yrs old,the guy still manage to make youngers girls waka bend after an encounter on the field.

I only agree with some of what u said not all

Aww . . . . . Thanks u guys

Wishing everyone merry xmas n happy new yr

Danke - She is the best even tho she has wahala

Sauron - My husband u either hate or like him

Chika - The kokolet on nl 

pataki - Love ur personality

Brash  - Always me laff

Chamotex - Never gets angry n he torments my life

Morenike - Bubbly girl

David - Love his intelligent posts

tgirl - She is a darling

Jaybee - cool guy

Inbox - He never gives up

Nana - Nice n easy going 

Debo - Down to earth guy

Doyin - Another cool dude

4play - My boyfriend

StephenP - my baby

Smurf - lil sis
To those i forgot, merry xmas n happy new yr 2

[quote author=Sea~Goddes link=topic=206945.msg3217492#msg3217492 date=1229125702]omg tell u ko, so that u will na be glowing like them? women, what can i say, we are such a wonderful species [/quote]Lol . . . . . honestly i have met girls like that
I mean whats the big deal

follypimpi:
@~Sauron~
You took the words out of my mouth.I totally agree with you[b],Especially when them don born,the tummy will start piling up[/b].them go jst dey too relaxed,whereas we MEN still want the old vibe.

How very dare u??
Isnt the child urs too or u think women like the fact they lose their shapes after giving birth.
I do agree that some women give up trying after being married or pregnant n i dont agree with but it aint easy

chika98:
I don't see anything wrong with sharing somethings with friends. Absolutely cool BUT you have to be careful with whom. If we were still in high school back home then that is different when getting a love letter from a guy is such a huge deal . You just have to be very careful though.

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Lol. . . .We do talk abt our relationships generally just not in depth

chika98:
lol. They will tell you to do this and that BUT when it comes to them. . they will do anything to keep their man. How many people out there will tell you that their marriage isnt rosy?? My dear na life be that

Kia, esp us naija women
We lie abt our relationships, marriages even the cream they use for their body
This is why i only have 2 female friends, n i dont even tell them abt relationship either good or bad let alone seek advice, abeg.
I will rather go with my heart

Chai see lips

@doyin
Seriously, do u suck ur thumb

[quote author=Sea~Goddes link=topic=206945.msg3217418#msg3217418 date=1229124208]i guess the urge was just too much to resist, just like when u want to unrinate it is either you pee now or ur pant will be soaked.
also u know like how women are usually sexually active during their ovualtion time, maybe who knows it may have contributed. i think the Love Machine would have be a great idea, but her so called friends never suggested/ or so it never crossed their infected minds they wanted her to have the real thing which is now costing her marriage[/quote]This is the reason why a woman need to be careful abt who she calls friends, people u seek advice from in term of ur marriage

MrCrackles:

Only if this poster knows what the deal is! _{danke don cause confusion}!

lolz. . . .
_{op u packing}

chika98:
I stand by my words. Come what may. All one has to do is to pray and hope. BUT a cheating man will ALWAYS cheat. Doesn't mean they don't love their wives just that they cannot help it. Na today?

Preach!!!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=206634.msg3217398#msg3217398 date=1229123863]I disagree with you. It is one thing for a woman to think the SEX is great, it's anutha thing for the man to agree with this.
A cheating man would hold his horses when he is confronted with an amazon.
Sex doesn't have to be 20 times a week. One quality sex session administered in the right mood is better than 100 sex sessions without tact!!![/quote]A cheat doesnt see it like that

[quote author=Sea~Goddes link=topic=206945.msg3217375#msg3217375 date=1229123484]she did tell the husband how lonely things get, but the man always assures her oh i wouldnt be long, he always finds some silly excuses to give. the woman doesnt work, she is a thick stay at home madam, well the man has money, so i dnt really know if she married him for it.[/quote]Men huh!!!!
But still the woman shudnt have cheated esp with the gateman
What was she thinking!!!!!!was she that desperate
She shud have bought a Love Machine instead

Aint that the truth