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Treetop20:
that is going to hurt a lot

U think?
Well thats what u get for raping ur GF
Why cant y'all keep it together for longer, like seriously??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219528.msg3346455#msg3346455 date=1232054958]Tell me where to pay it na. . . . .
I need u in ma crib this week.
It's FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZING.[/quote]Lol . . . . the last time chked ur fam will come to my fam for my hand in marriage
then the preparation will go from there
B.T.W I want a huge diamond ring

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219652.msg3346443#msg3346443 date=1232054737]How forceful are u going to whack his balls?? [/quote]Oh i am going to be whacking more than his balls, thats 4 sure

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219528.msg3346401#msg3346401 date=1232054163]Gimme ur sort code n account number[/quote]Look at this one
U think u r going to pay my brideprice in MY ACCOUNT??
Is that how is done now?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219652.msg3346414#msg3346414 date=1232054346]U are going to be the castrator. . . . .All u have to do is whack his balls with a new sledge-hammer.

I feel the OP is just winding us up. No rapist will come to a forum and pour out his mind.
They are so afraid of people knowing such schitzo.[/quote]Oh for the sake of his mother, i do hope he is winding us up
cuz if i an going to be the castrator, his mum is going to really miss him

OMG
It annoys the hell outta me
The fake accent, u guys shud REALLY stop it

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219652.msg3346387#msg3346387 date=1232054008]Calm down. . . . .He has already agreed to go for castration and you are going to execute the project. [/quote]Ok, i'll be calm as long as he is going to be castrated

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219528.msg3346352#msg3346352 date=1232053667]That can be arranged!!! When are u moving??[/quote]When u pay my brideprice

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219652.msg3346364#msg3346364 date=1232053772]Jeeeez. . . . .Why this??[/quote]He is even lucky i ran out of cuss words
He deserves more, just 3mnts of no sex and the best he can do is RAPE?? Are u kidding me
He is a sorry excuse of a GUY

Oloshi oloriburuku

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219528.msg3346315#msg3346315 date=1232053004]U gotta be kidding me. . . . . .We are staying together as from this weekend till Christmas.[/quote]Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U r joking right
I dont buy the idea of a living LOVER
If i shud live with a guy then we must be married

I am feeling RIHANNA right now

I dont mind staying over at some weekends but actually living together . . . . ERRRRRRRRRRR nah

You are GAY!!

DaPhoenix:
https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/kinky.gif <----- That's what will happen if I see you around Stephen.

Roflmao
Blimey wudnt want to be in that position

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219136.msg3342136#msg3342136 date=1231982991]Before u know it, DaPhoenix would be comparing NeYo to R.Kelly.
Why would anyone compare a LEGEND to a flash-in-the-pan artiste.[/quote]R.Kelly is my all time fave artiste
But Ne-yo too write GREAT SONGS I MUST ADMIT, I love all Ne-Yo songs

stillwater:
Nah I disagree. Mariah Carey's vocal range should not be compared to Brandy's. Mariah is the bomb.

Gbam

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=219136.msg3342099#msg3342099 date=1231982450]Are you on crack or some controlled substance??
I cant believe anyone in their right minds would say such a thing about brandy.[/quote]Abeg, brandy best album was NEVER SAY NEVER
She has been coming out with rubbish since then   mariah on the other hand has got lots of good album but her new material are H.A.M

DaPhoenix:
Just show us the dang picture!!! Please?  

Girl, Stephen is in a league of his own.

Treetop is cute with a banging body i must admit He is in the list of 'can get it'

stillwater:
Erhmmm can I butt in? Stephen's way cuter body and face wise.

Ok one of my informant just showed me one of stephen's pic n boy, imma have to change my mind.
Stephen is wow!!!!!!

DaPhoenix:
Got evidence?! And did you see Stephen's picture of him at the beach!!!!!

I have but i prefer treetop's body The both have tight body but i kinda like treetop's one berra
just my own opinion but stephen is cuterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

onyinye2:
Yes yall are biased because oka Stephen is a seductive writer. I give him that because he knows how to seduce mentally. Which is a good quality if you are in to that.

But yall don't know what Treetop has so yall can kick rocks without socks

Treetop has a banging body than stephen, but stephen is cuter than treetop. end of discussion

DaPhoenix:
Girl please leave my hubby alone. Sauron needs his dinner.

Lol . . . . . .he already ate his dinner n more

onyinye2:
Okkk. . . . . don't hate cause we both rep that Enugu State
So you can kick rocks without socks

U still havent answered my question, how do u know

onyinye2:
Yeah he is Igbo.
Girl, Trust. I'm telling you the dude is slammin'

Tsk tssssk
B.T.W How do u know he is Igbo, have u guys been yiming
I still like me stephen berra sha

[quote author=amebo no.1 link=topic=219136.msg3341885#msg3341885 date=1231979106]u young huns should cease dis opportunity and  learn from me,dis is d best way u can ever satisfy ur man [/quote]Oh dont worry, im writing it down

MrCrackles:

POST
I dont like to be seduced!!!

Pls dont lemme start  . . . . . . .i heard how naija babes were seducing u left, right n centre

[quote author=amebo no.1 link=topic=219136.msg3341872#msg3341872 date=1231978964]we need ur contribution
wat say u help her wash down there when shes taking her bath?and make sure u wash it properly i[b] mean d inside like when its been washed wt alum or lime [/b][/quote]Jennyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

@treetop
oya contribute

MrCrackles:
New year, New Ashawo thread!

Una no dey tire?

_{I hail all of una for house ooo, chei dem no gree make i come back}!!!!

Shattap dia

[quote author=amebo no.1 link=topic=219136.msg3341835#msg3341835 date=1231978494]@topic

wat say u claim to have an infection(maybe toilet infection) down there and tell him to come check it out cos its itching u down there like seriously,if he says sorry,tell him to scratch it for u,not really scratch but u know,just graze his hands on d skin there a little [/quote]ok i agree
jenny is a freak

onyinye2:
Tope baby. . . . everybody and dey mama know that if you have a subscription to Cosmo, YOU ARE A FREAK!!!

i refuse to agree

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=219136.msg3341800#msg3341800 date=1231977812]maybe just come to mama without anything on with dangling third leg? [/quote]lmao

sillyboy:
It will surely move my sister. . . .even seeing all those stuffs covered in iro and buba of aso oke sef makes my something nod. . . .

It's just that naked woman dancing is funny. . . .
Guess I will just have to stop her from her stupidity by attacking her body

Rofl . . . . .i like u style jare

[quote author=amebo no.1 link=topic=219136.msg3341817#msg3341817 date=1231978126]haaa why r u pple calling me a freak?ive done nothing wrong

@topic
wat say u,ask for a massage in d bathtub and rub ur backside on his thingy?and emm take the thingy in out wt the water oozing in and out,and when its time for uncle JT to go into work,u just pull out,get urself up and leave d bathroom

lets see if uncle JT will follow u inside d room[/quote]U r something else

_{B.T.W Brash said i shud tell u that he is back?}

onyinye2:
Now we know who the FREAKS are.

DaPhoenix
Tope Baby
Jenny

Who else is next?

Onyinye leave my innocent behind alone oh
How many times do u want me to tell u that i am only sharing what i heard n read in cosmo magazine.

sillyboy:
I wouldnt find that seductive. . . .it will be more like "comedy".

Is ur body made out of wood?? r u tellin me if u see ur gf naked u wont  . . . . . .  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219136.msg3341756#msg3341756 date=1231977097]Suliat is grade E.[/quote]Lmao
Suliat is not that bad o

[quote author=amebo no.1 link=topic=219136.msg3341761#msg3341761 date=1231977200]ever tot of faking a  muscle pull just for him to get down and work on ur legs,then u just try to open the legs and make sure u aint putting on any undies,and watch him massage ur down below instead of leg [/quote]Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I bow for ur antics o
I have learned a thing or two hia 2nite

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219136.msg3341750#msg3341750 date=1231976843]Grade C chics??
Come on. . . . . .U should know this category na.[/quote]I dnt know jor
is it like suliat types or is she even in grade D.

[quote author=amebo no.1 link=topic=219136.msg3341745#msg3341745 date=1231976800]wat say u dancing naked before his very eyes?and giving him dat "im gonn.a get down real hard for u today" [/quote]u r such a teaser

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219136.msg3341716#msg3341716 date=1231976262]Grade C?? Tufiakwu.[/quote]Define grade c chic?
So i can i know what grade i dey sef

[quote author=amebo no.1 link=topic=219136.msg3341706#msg3341706 date=1231976104]not a feminine thingy alone,some women want it or love it when their men strip tease them

so wat if she wants it[/quote]Errrrrrr. . . dnt really want a man to strip
they just leave the seduction to the girls, he has to do is please me