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Cruel

TOYOSI20:
Yeah. . . .if all that essentially means, dough, cheddarz,

kudi, Ego, wads, Currencies, deep pocketz. . . .phewwws, . . . . .I'm sure u get ma drift,

then i say u 110% right!!

Cant say it better than that

sillyboy:
@ Tope.
Mark my words. . .
Treetop will come out of his shell someday. . .
and you will see his true color. . .
A mo iru won jor. . .
no be 2day.

rofl. . . imma be on the look out

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219677.msg3347191#msg3347191 date=1232064279]I have been told a woman's love-vendor juice contains acids. [/quote]they r just winding u, it contains vanilla flavour

sillyboy:
why do you always come up with lame jokes. . . .
for info. . . . . .am a little below 6 foot. . .and very atheletic. . . .
You are always on the side of women. . ."woman wrapper"

woman wrapper because is not a sexist like most of u guys
i still pray y'all dnt corrupt his reasoning once again

@ tope.

That is how you women will be talking of romntic. . .till a guy becomes "baba iyabo doll"
*Sincerely,. . .I wouldnt collect her pay. . . .but she must handle it well. . . .
am a figure guy. . .cant help it.

Ofcos a woman shud know how to handle her money well but u cant tell her what to do with her money
u can only advice

I never claimed to be romantic before. . . .
But I bet my life that am more romantic than treetop.

Good points

sillyboy:
Tele nko. . . ?
Before she spends everything on Victoria Secret and othe cosmetics that doesnt add to their beauty.

Im sensing u r a very unromantic guy, so u u'd be mad if ur wifey buys stuff to make herself feel good n to sexify herself 4 u?
Tssssk, i am disappointed  

Treetop20:
with how little he is
i am sure the woman will bitch slap him for even
saying such a thing

Dont mind him o
He is prolly one of those guys that actually give their wives his wages because they dont wanna sleep on the sofa

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219677.msg3347148#msg3347148 date=1232063473]Do you eat puzzy? I don't want to discolour ma lips[/quote]Dead . . . .  
As long as u dnt ask 4 head too then i guess its cool

@sillyboy

How will the finances be handled? Properly. . .you give me ur pay and I manage everything as the man

Are u serious?? u no get shame

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219677.msg3347065#msg3347065 date=1232062193]Of course, i don't attract nosey women.
Tope can't be bovvered about all those. . . . .She is only interested in ma bedroom skills.[/quote]U thot wrong darling
When i want to get nosey with u, Oh u r gonna hate me.
My own interrogation will pass the MI5, CIA AND FBI joined together

HeatFusion:
You be Neyo?
"It's just the cutest thing
When you get to fussing (cussing)
Yelling and throwing things
I just wanna eat you up
I don't mean no disrespect
When I start staring
Knowing that it makes you madder (uh, oh)
I'm sorry but seeing you mad is so sexy"
You did. . . . I can see it went well. Iwo nan ti n yo ereke

Lol . . . but most guys tend to run away from girls with tantrums

What kind of girlz do u date?
oh i see. . . . .
u date the i dont want the broke nigga ones
well i dnt blame her

sistawoman:
How many children do you want?

How do you define men and women roles?

What is your r/s like with your mom?

What is your 1 year, 5 year, 10 yr and 20 year goals?

What religon will we raise the children?

What languages will we talk in the home?

Do you want a wife that stays home or one that works?

How will the finances be handled?

When was the last time your bank account was overdrawn?

Have you ever hit a woman?

What is your view on cheating?

What is cheating to you?

Are EA's allowed?

Did your father cheat on your mom?

did your father hit your mom?

what were your mom responsibilites in the home?

How did you view your moms role in the home?

How do you view women. . weaker sex, equal to you or what?

back with more.

Good list cuz u gotta be careful of who u marry these dayz

Leilah:
How would you feel if your wife (nigerian wife) went out to a party seven months pregnant with a pair of hot pants and a backless halter neck top on?

eh, its just that I actually saw this,

If she has a banging body n her hubby doesnt mind then to hell with wateva any1 thinks

As long as she doesnt dress in skimpy clothes then i think she allow to wear anything she desires

HeatFusion:
Ko da fun eyin te vote wipe mo crazy

lmao

Arguments can be good, atleast it shows u both have different opinions abt issue

If u are really rich then u shudnt find it hard to find gf even if u r uglier than OBJ

Was telling us u have money necessary? i bet u r as broke as a rat church

MrCrackles:
Fuc.k counselling, i decide if i want or not, if i dont, i will gladly take my marriage to the registry and straight to the reception if the pastor becomes fussy!

I see the naija fever is still u huh?
counselling is very good

4 Play:
Na women be the worst culprits.

To make u guys fake ur accent?

Treetop20:
so you mean he worships
iroko tree?

Roflmao
I think so

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219656.msg3346688#msg3346688 date=1232058093]U have showed me before jor!!!
Besides, it's on specsavers' billboard @ Stockwell with you in glasses.
Are they paying you for that??[/quote]Ehen since i have shown u b4 why show u again
Specsavers u say?? i dont wear glasses so i cant really endorse for them
maybe u saw me in a Christian Dior billboard instead

I will do that every Feb 29th.

Oh wow . . . .arent u the dream hubby

Parents maybe . . . . but pastor Nah

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219656.msg3346654#msg3346654 date=1232057595]Tribal marks?? I am not sure if u do.
Can i see your pic?? No photoshop plzzzzz.[/quote]I dont do fraud, all my pics r un-retouched
but u aint seeing it

I said weekends ONLY.

It doesnt matter
You can always surprise me in bed too with breakfast

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219528.msg3346602#msg3346602 date=1232056810]Have i??
It was too dark to see anything.[/quote]Was i the one that turned off the light? sabi u were the one that wanted to do romantic

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219656.msg3346591#msg3346591 date=1232056717]U will get your maximum respect. . . . .and that is the fear of you catching me pants down on our matrimonial bed with a Jamaican model.
No sassy text messages or all that rubbish lying around you. All those are ways of me giving u your respect.[/quote]OMG!!!!! i have suffered
Sauron, Do i have tribal marks??
If i should dare sense that nonsense . . . . .my! my!! u will surely regret the day u were born

No violence, no yelling, no threats, happy now??

Happy with that  

Well, your own part of the deal is cooking, washing, breakfast in bed(weekends), scrubbing ma behind in bed.
Nice arrangement, innit??

And you are?
Me - scrub ur behind?? r u serious
I dnt mind the brekkie in bed but not always or we take turns in doing that

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219652.msg3346533#msg3346533 date=1232056044]She relaxes and enjoy the ride.[/quote]Say what??

if a man want respect, i'll give him but he has to respect me 2. chikena

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219528.msg3346515#msg3346515 date=1232055825]How do u give the best years iof your life WITHOUT pre-marital sex??
Tope, i would hitch u with Tumfulu if u don't stop this anti-premarital sex concept.
Who hitches without careful examination??[/quote]Tumfulu?? he wud rape me
but u have examined my goodies na
if u r still thinking abt that party u wanted? mba i no dey do

Treetop20:
yeah
for all we know he may have cooked up this story
either way he is mentally deranged.

Ahhhh . . . . u r very fair in ur judgment, NL guys hasnt corrupt ur reasoning yet
Keep it that way

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219652.msg3346477#msg3346477 date=1232055312]Tope the balls-whacker!!![/quote]Lol . . . . . he asked 4 it n imma give it to him good

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=219528.msg3346483#msg3346483 date=1232055369]Won't i examine the merchandise before purchasing a diamond ring??[/quote]Na spare part?
Havent u examine enuff . . . . i have given u the best yrs of my life
Now its time to get hitched properly
No pre-martial sex

debosky:
I trust you

Lamo, where have u been?
I have missed u