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ayeaxelord:
Ur own trait is to come here and be hunting for guys. I told you, I'm not that easy. It takes only a ferocious effort and full time hunting by classy ladies to even get to know me. Because I look past you if you are ugly and 95% of Nigerian babes are ugly, thats a fact!

lol. . . . . .
Ok sire

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=208063.msg3247535#msg3247535 date=1229733509]Topesweetie, where are you?
I got this lovely high heels for u @ Selfridges. [/quote]u think u can bribe me with bata, after danke gave u an ultimatum

busybein:
naa,tope is too big for that naaa,heard hes a "male she" let him go hook up with darling tumfulu

ayeaxelord:
What kind of trait? Come Tope, no make me go buy super glue come glue your fingers together ooo? U don dey make me vex.

Which kind trait?

Lmao. . . . . .  
The trait u guys have is dissing naija women na

ayeaxelord:
who's this vanweed self? care to let me know?

One dude like that sha, u guys have same traits

busybein:
topic

i prefer tope2000s kind of women,they r curvy ,unlike busy body that is lepaish

Thanks jare, i prefer danke's type of women too

ayeaxelord:
I never said u have low taste in guys. I said it's possible from the way you are sounding.

I won't post my pic here. I don't want you to come look for me. I don't have enough time
for you now. Maybe later, ok?

Typical vanweed

ayeaxelord:
U also like to control in bed? That one never happen with me before sha.
I'm always in control but I for like see as e be like!

Besides, who are these guys u control? Kai, it's like you have low taste in guys.
You can never control cute and confident guys like us. Raise your status small abeg.
I like u small.

Kai, is it me u r insulting like this
Who told u r cute? post ur pix and lemme confirm

ayeaxelord:
nairaland killed vanweed. Besides, u be commando? See as woman dey command man. Telling a guy who's too cute to be his guy, "OYA"?

U no dey fear or respect some cool dudes?

Roflmao
U have killed me
I like commanding guys na else i aint coming with u o
I like being in control

ayeaxelord:
what makes u think it's vanweed, sweetie?

My radar never fails me
Oya tell me the truth, yes nor no
u r vanweed

ayeaxelord:
meet me at 7/11 in 4 hrs time, u game?

them don ban vanweed since. the guy must be enjoying his weed now in vancouver

I talk am, na vanweed himself
its nice to see u r not fighting 2nite

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=208063.msg3247368#msg3247368 date=1229730186]MINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]I know, right

ayeaxelord:
I'll come pick you. If I give u addy, you go come on your own before you reach my place.
Na u sabi how u dey always come on your own! Tell me the truth, I fit help u out with
some xmas vibrators!

Lol . . . . . . .oya come na
I hope u r not tumfulu o
Or is this vanweed?

ayeaxelord:
Have you ever had a fight on a queen-sized bed before, Tope? Don't miss the chance!  

between, I like your name.

I hear it sexy but havent tried it yet
Oya gimme addy, make i come
_{Who r u}


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=208063.msg3247339#msg3247339 date=1229729596]Are u sure? There are some sexy divas out there waiting to be thumped!!!
If u lock me out, i might just. . . . . . .[/quote]Go to them
U always come back because u know aint no bitch p**** better than mine

ayeaxelord:
I'm laying my queen sized bed for a good fight, are you ready tope?

Don't be scared, I won't be too hard on you

bed ke
oya reveal ur identity, u r not a newbie

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=208063.msg3247309#msg3247309 date=1229729177]Upping for Somali skinnys. [/quote]dnt come home 2nite

Its nice to see that Adam and tgirl put their differences aside, I like that
Very mature

ayeaxelord:
Hey tope,

are u skinny?

Dont let me fight u
I said i'm rooting 4 curvy, u r asking if i am skinny

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=209406.msg3247273#msg3247273 date=1229728477]Was also told I had Hep A, I was like Hepatitis kini, do you mean i have HIV dokita, and he was like no, thats Hep B, I was so scared i started asking how long the gap was between the two, and was eventually reassured that there was no link

Got the Hep A shit because I was on a chinese detox, me too i am trying to grow some blom blom like Tope's, lol [/quote]Why mine
Try to grow it like morenike's, her own is more more fuller

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=209406.msg3247260#msg3247260 date=1229728146] Onishekushe omo ni e, see as you turn innocent question upside down, lol [/quote]I am following ur foot steps ni now anutie mi

Ahn ahn
How many times r we going to deal with these topic


_{Rooting 4 curvy}

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=209406.msg3247243#msg3247243 date=1229727824]Apart from the flu, I am fine thank you o jare, how come you are not bogged down with the flu or virus or whatever it is everyone in UK has this days [/quote]Eeya Pele
Lol . . . . . . My immune system is high
I refused to be seduced by FLU

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=209406.msg3247233#msg3247233 date=1229727581]During the day nko?[/quote]Ok so maybe u do the doggie durin the day and off the light in the nite

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=209406.msg3247203#msg3247203 date=1229727112]How dare you say that about Tope2000


Hi Tope, hello loff https://emoticons4u.com/fingers/fing31.gif[/quote]Lol . . . . .dont mind tgirl jare busy-body darling
How r u?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=209406.msg3247214#msg3247214 date=1229727265]Seriously, sex is all about physical attraction. . . . . .
NO man would get down with a chic she doesn't fancy physically.
Mba. . . . . . .I don't see that happening to me.[/quote]Lmao . . . . . . i agree but then again u can always off the light to aviod looking at her face or u might do _doggystyle

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=209406.msg3247190#msg3247190 date=1229726895]It depends on the seductress. . . . . . .
If she is someone i would normally hit at, then she would succeed but if it's someone i don't dig at all, no chance!!!
She can bare it all for all i care, i won't move a jot!!!![/quote]Playa sauron is in the building

Tgirl4real:
@ tope,
They can be trusted. U can be sure they aint messing with any 2 boobs that is stuck in their face. I hail you jare whitelexi

I concur

davidylan:
Again that's subjective. If the guy doesnt like you from scratch your idea of "charm" may be what he sees as annoying. If he's particularly blunt you probably wont like what he has to say.

Very true
If the chemisrty isnt there, the charm na vain o

Tgirl4real:
It is easy to get men under your claws.
You don't even need to go as far as exposing your boobs. All you need is charm.

I love principled guys sha, but they are rare

Same hia too

LMAO . . . . . Must she be virgin?
Are u a virgin urself

inbox:
or even ur uncle,
anyways, i missed u

Missed u 2 jare

lol . . . .me scam. NEVER

@Chasisgirl
Ewooo, Pele
I know it isnt to deal with mutiple personality disorder
So i am not even gonna cuss you, cuz you dont even know what u r doing or typing


@SAURON
That was HAWT!!

davidylan:
I know, i saw the gift you left on our night stand . . . thanks Eat your heart out haters  

I don't even see the big deal in presents anyway . . . as far as i'm concerned its an opportunity for greedy retail stores to rip us off even more.
Maybe i shld open a retail store too.

Roflmao . . . . . . u shud open urs too jare
Then maybe i wudnt have to spend too much money on buying people gifts

Dont open the present yet cuz it wud only look good on me not u, geddit

@inbox
Dont mind me jare
It was a typo

davidylan:
shopping is for the weekend.

Not much, i think christmas is no different from any other day.

Done mine already
I know xmas is boring jare, i dont see the biggie except for the presents

davidylan:
Nna see why i love my little angel so much.

4Play . . . aristo work no good. Desist from it.

lol . . . . . . .
b.t.w wat are u doing for xmas, doing ur xmas shopping yet?

davidylan:
i'd be attracted to the above in the first place. i'm talking of a chic with no boobs and dried fish body.

Lmao. . . . . .

4 Play:
Tope, why you comot the shoe from your profile?
Don't worry ,I know better jewellers. Because say I give this one contract, e begin toast you.

Shey make i put the shoe back?
I trust you on that jare, You know how to take care of a girl's need

davidylan:
Houseboy or not na me dey enter the holy of holies with all authority . . . stay there knocking from now till tomorrow.

Houseboy ke
Nope i wear the thong not you jare
Dont mind 4play