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For sayin naija girls are stupid, thunder fire ur laptop abi shey na cyber cafe

haryorlah:
I hav shouted and hanged up d phone many tyms. Infact, i almost spat on his face once. But he wil stil come bac and tel its true love and that love fears nothing

Lol . . . . . .maybe he is ur angel in disguise, who knows
Maybe u shud try n hear him out

chamotex:
@ poster

where exactly in London are u? . . . . . . . . Chamotex could be of help!

Rofl . . . . . .

Unpredictable

chamotex:
Let us pray: _{*Lord please help Stillwater get that perfect booty just the way Chamo likes it - round, juicy onion bootay*}

Oni iya
Obinrin ti ma ori e je

haryorlah:
Its not enjoyable. He talks too much. It embarrases me

Lol . . . . . i know what u mean
Anywayz maybe you told him u aint interested in a cool way
maybe u need to be aggressive with ur i aint interested

Rofl . . . .why police?
Enjoy the attention while u can

stillwater:
Let me make my own list

Merry Christmas to all the ladies that keep the romance section going stronger day by day. We have more yeye topics than any section on NL We need to be applauded for still maintaining our sanity despite such irritating topics.

Karmamod
Ebonysilk and her aliases
Tope2000
Jenny and her numerous IDs
Sisikill
Ibkaye
Jgirl
MissyB
HrHotness
Rebellious
Tgirl
Osisi
Bluespice
Chika
Sistawoman
Topup
Spikedcylinder
Syren
Toyosi
LadyT
How can I forget iice

Merry xmas to u too

chamotex:
Merry Christmas to all my peepz on NL . . . . . We did it

First off, to all my wifeys – past and present:

Missy B – Hot like fiyah! . . . she’s very good, trust me I know
Tope2000 – We’re like 5 & 6. If she doesn’t see me in a day, she can't sleep.
Ebony/Ruby – apart from the chesticles, she’s got brains. I like it when we do it
Tgirl4real – Beautiful both inside and outside – I loff u like my mother
Ibkaye – As soon as she turns 18 . . . . . . I got this chick locked down
Spikedcylinder – Jill baby, Jack’s still got lots of loff for u
Creamish – Creamy and tasty
Bluespice - Don’t be shocked if we get married in the future . . . for real
J-Girl – Papparazzi (I’m a changed man now) God bless u
Danke/Jenny/Whatever90 - _{*Lord please I pray that this woman stop fighting all over the place in 2009) *} it’s all love. No matter what u do to me, I can never get angry.
Nana – omo Ghana ( Calm and collected) I loff u too
Sistawoman – skilful in every department behind closed doors . . . much respect

Lmao . . . . . i loff u too much na

DaPhoenix:
Got a problem?

Hell yes

At first u dont suceed, try try try try try try try try try again

davidylan:
Na you dash me name abi?

You are a shoe.

lmao. . . . . . . . .

DaPhoenix:
I nominate:

The King of Nairaland 2008 - Davidylan
The Queen of Nairaland 2008 - Mukina2, Ebonysilk, Sistawoman
Most Romantic Dude 2008 - StephenP
Nairaland couple of the year - StephenP & DaPhoenix (lol), Sauron & Tope2000

DaPhoenix:
I don't know how to say this but umm . . you can't rap. [img]http://brandysource.net/board/Smileys/default/no[/img]

Lmao . . . . una no go kill me 4 this site

davidylan:
Adam Brody isnt Nimshi . . .

Nimshi at least has a brain.

david is adam brody

chamotex:
Bigmodo, e lo self-service! . . . e ma wa alrite

lmao
won ni ki e lo self-service o bros

Adam Brody:
lol

Keep trying to figure me out!

don't worry i will soon switch and log onto the other side and begin to say sweet nonsense to you!

But before the real me comes, you girls are so stupidily idiotic and foolish in trying to decipher who i am. Sometimes i just log into guest mode to read your stupid replies and moronic topics and see who i am to pick on today.

I already have a dunce in this thread that i would first flirt with nicely tomorrow and now turn the screw on her pin head later on!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! You retards are so predictably imbecilic to say the least!

Buahahahahahahahaha . . . . . . . na u biko

chika98:
Arab ko? Sheik ke? Full blown naija dudes

lol

bluespice:
tope mi o sa!

correct babe. . . . just follow chika n I's lead

So why does he bash his friendz, i dont get that

DaPhoenix:
I love how he's talking as if we care. This ain't CSI.

rofl. . . .  

bigmodo:
For real, one of my guy don use touch and follow enter girl before. Him collect am from a mallam. Na just ring wey u go wear of hand. Once u touch a girl and tell her, follow me, the girl go follow you. So my guy touch a girl and told her to follow him. Ma guy carry this girl go hotel, when they reach there, the guy tell the girl make she open, once my guy do finish, him and the girl follow comot outside and him sleep the girl, na when the girl come get herself. For real, the girl no no say my guy enter am till today. Touch and follow dey work for real but i advise my bobos make they use am. That thing get after effect.

smh
why do u need love potion to sleep with a girl
Abeg go visit prostitute na

acidrop:
the rich men ones are even more scary, u don't know how dey made their money, it myt justbe from a previous touch and follow victim

who talk say make u go marry rich old man na
im talking young, tall, handsome, RICH guy

chika98:
hate moni for wia? I don tell you sey pipo are getting wife'd up with bentleys. . . you dey hia dey yarn opaks
get ready for your life to change in 09. Amin Jesu!

Ehen . . . . . . u dey speak my language. kai. . . . . bentley
why havent i met a guy that will buy me one yet, just like u said 2009 is yr of change [amen]

chika98:
U too like money this girl and u no be igbo girl ooh. haba! I go find you bobo wey go do enough effizzy for you

shey u, u hate money ni?
abeg fing am jare but he has to be cute too, i no want facially challenged man

bluespice:
tope pesin like that dey?

rich men?? baby doll, no try am o
u wan make i hook u up

rofl. . . . . .
tkb417 ti gba smurf lo owo e

chika98:
Sheesh! As if you want some of that tusa tusa stuff. I'm sure you would want something that would bring all the boys to your yard

Rich guys sha maybe

Cant wait for his comeback

Touch and follow?
Amudo?
Jibiti Obo?
I don die for nairaland!

Lmao . . . . , brash u dey craze

@poster
Thunder fire ur yansh, idiot

chika98:
No bow just yet. . where has he run off to now? he should come and defend himself

He ran off cuz u busted his ass na

chika98:
Don't mess with my investigative self. . . Even he won't deny this

Ask DavidD

Hmmmmmmmmm . . . . .
I bow for u

chika98:
Adam Brody is Nimshi. He isn't new here either. .joined in 07. This ID is what you can call the 'Internet gangster"

how u take know?

[quote author=lance_vader link=topic=187567.msg3258407#msg3258407 date=1229986192]hum let see bt when did she bikum yur baby ha?[/quote]Bad belle, mind ur bizness

inbox:
helloooooooooooo

my love are u thereeeeeeee?

How r u jare

Ewooo, this is a very delicate situation and i'll advice you to stay out of it

Rollin back out

smurf where the hell have been
MISSED U NA

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=157494.msg3261315#msg3261315 date=1230045793]I pity him too. . . . . . He is trying to convince himself he is good with his "Ijebu Ode" lyrics. . . . .
How can someone be so daft and poor and can't put words together to make any iota of sense??
Without a doubt, Flowshow is a houseboy in Lagos. . . . .He is off now because madam has just returned from Alade market. [/quote]Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . . . . . . . . . . . .I cant breath

@Flowshow a word of advice i suggest u stay away from the contest

MrCrackles:
Flowshow is a gobby mouthed come slurping ho-bag!

Hez talentless and we are talking about a talent show here so he can't get an invite, hez bitter

Trying to take glory off other peoples rhymes, mp3 tracks and beats

Razz muthafucking dustbin packer!

Maybe i will get him a visitor's pass so he can come and see how real Netcees's do it!

Buahahahahaha . . . . . .u guys r mean