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EventsRe: Can One Plan A White Wedding With 450k? by tope5000: 12:23am On May 08, 2009
Joan4427:
Why bother? Just have a nice quiet wedding (you and wife alone) and invest the 450k (USD?) in some future plan that will benefit your new family. What use is an elaborate wedding if the couple end up suffering from financial trouble?

Many couples use their weddings as a means for unnecessary show-off and 'levels' stipulation. What is important is the vows you exchange, and God does not charge you a cent for it.

Be wise. If you don't have dough to burn, keep it low-key. The whole wedding will be forgotten in a few days anyway!
450k naira darling cheesy
EventsRe: Can One Plan A White Wedding With 450k? by tope5000: 12:17am On May 08, 2009
Akolawole:
The main reasons why my women are always village girls.

Trustworthy!

Natural beautiful!! Not Mary kay pampered grin

And Many more!!!
Hehehehehehehehehe grin cheesy
The suliats cheesy
RomanceRe: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by tope5000: 12:11am On May 08, 2009
St☆rStruck:
Lies. Stephen stopped by, said sorry and headed off to his original destination . . . my place.
Girl . . . u need to repent like david said cheesy
Cus u know what u just wrote there is big fat lie tongue

platinumnk:
TOPE, u gone corrupt oh,

i close my eyes shocked
Better do . . . i am responsible for my actions not urs grin
EventsRe: Can One Plan A White Wedding With 450k? by tope5000: 12:07am On May 08, 2009
kelao:
Yes of course you can use 450k. here is how to do it.

RULE NUMBER 1: DON'T INVOLVE A WEDDING PLANER.
RULE NUMBER 2: YOUR WIFE MUST HIRE A GOWN.

Now lets go.

If you attend church make sure the reception is in your church premises
with that,no alcohol will be involved.


Use chicken,6 cartons of chicken will do

16 cartons of malt drink and about 2 crates of minerals =408 bottles

Cook 1 and half bag of rice


Buy normal wine for your toast @lmostt 2 cartons

make your cake cheap

If you are in lagos,go to mushin and get cards @ 6k for 100 copies
make sure you don't print more than 100 cards.


Buy normal GL wedding ring,when you have money you can buy gold or silver.
Get a good suit on the island for 12k


Guy with this,you are good to go.

Dont mind those jobless wedding planners,they are out there to milk you dry,
Marriage does not end in the reception,their is more to it.

Best Regards
DWL grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by tope5000: 12:02am On May 08, 2009
No2Atheism:
Tope why u come embarras stephen like that,

Is it true Stephen, was it that quick, i tut you said you were a late comer
We had a quickie . . . . .go figure tongue

chamotex:
This wont be the first or the last time  . . . . . . . . . . . You come at will!
Lmao tongue

St☆rStruck:
How am i going to look at Sweet T in the eye  and tell him you love him after you've cheated on him?
I dont know either undecided grin
RomanceRe: She Wont Recieve Anything From Me, How Best Can I Show Her I Care? by tope5000: 11:58pm On May 07, 2009
9iceX:
Can i take u out 4 shopping?
No!
On my way back 4rm work, i saw this and thought u ll like it, pls accept it.
She ld say, of cos i like it, bt i cant take it, Giving the reason that her parents ll ask where she got it from, She is not independent at all,
Am trying to look for other ways to make her understand i realy luv and care abt her and i thought u guys can help me out.
u dont have to buy her things to show her u love her. . . . . .ok,thatz not really true cheesy
Maybe u shud take her out to eat or watch a movie undecided
RomanceRe: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by tope5000: 11:52pm On May 07, 2009
mystics:
@Tope why are u singing?
cus stephen made me happy again tongue

St☆rStruck:
She's about to cheat on Sweet T.
*roll eyez* cheesy
RomanceRe: By All Means: Marry! by tope5000: 11:48pm On May 07, 2009
Rofl @ thread cheesy
RomanceRe: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by tope5000: 11:41pm On May 07, 2009
StephenP:
My door is unlocked wink

Y'all made her cry and I want to dry her tears. If drying her tears leads to something else, it was unintentional.
kiss kiss kiss kiss
*singing* im coming, im coming up cheesy
RomanceRe: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by tope5000: 11:38pm On May 07, 2009
St☆rStruck:
Stephen, please don't do it.
sharap dia . . . n mind ur bizness
atleast stephen still cares unlike sauron cheesy
RomanceRe: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by tope5000: 11:31pm On May 07, 2009
St☆rStruck:
He has been mine for a while. We were waiting for the right time to tell you lol
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


StephenP:
Poor Tope, come let me comfort you.
oh im coming kiss kiss cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Chamotex by tope5000: 11:30pm On May 07, 2009
racheal84:
hey how are youhuh Would like to get to know you if youd like to get to know me,
all these for chamosex grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by tope5000: 11:28pm On May 07, 2009
~Sauron~:
Abeg o. . . . .
I am not a soft comer. wink
u still thinking of going there??
u can have her then. . . . .rebellious he is all urs angry tongue
RomanceRe: Will You Accept Your Ex After He Gets Married To Another Girl? by tope5000: 11:26pm On May 07, 2009
@OP

Pls tell the man in question put a gun on ur head n asked you to type this on NL? cry
EventsRe: Can One Plan A White Wedding With 450k? by tope5000: 11:20pm On May 07, 2009
xavier3:
because ur wife dey pay u back in bed
dat na payment in kind
grin grin
rofl. . . cheesy
RomanceRe: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by tope5000: 11:19pm On May 07, 2009
~Sauron~:
Are u trying to cover up your sins?
I am going there to see photographic evidence and . . . . .
And what?? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
i dont have any sins to cover up cool

b.t.w if any and shud happen. . . .we are finished angry
RomanceRe: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by tope5000: 11:13pm On May 07, 2009
St☆rStruck:
Half of the men on NL especially Oxone and I have photographic evidence. Come to my place and I'll show them to you.
Ur place? angry angry angry
He aint coming anywhere close
RomanceRe: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by tope5000: 11:06pm On May 07, 2009
St☆rStruck:
Your man is talking to me on the phone. He's tryna break up with you lol.
Hehehehehehehehe . . . . . .u must be talking to sweet T grin

No2Atheism:
Didn't someone just mention that you had 40DD super powers, grin
I think u are mistaking me for someone else tongue
RomanceRe: Do You Think It Is Good To Leave Your Girl That You Want To Marry Right Here by tope5000: 11:00pm On May 07, 2009
mntpaul:
Ok, want to marry and marriage are two different things.

I have done something similar in my young days and I found someone else. So expect those obstacles to happen. It's life.

If your married, keep your family together. Don't compromise. Do everything you can to hold it all together, especially in the beginning of a marriage. You will come out stronger on the other side. In the end you can only put forth your best effort.
He has said it all wink
RomanceRe: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by tope5000: 10:59pm On May 07, 2009
StephenP:
death@ everyone trying to go IN on Tope.
Lol . . . . . rebellious just want have one up one me tongue
And she has failed

No2Atheism:
U can be my pastor, or don't you have faith in your own soothing and freaky powers.
I dont have such powers grin
RomanceRe: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by tope5000: 10:55pm On May 07, 2009
He wudnt blv u guys anywayz tongue

No2Atheism:
Yes me, cus there is money back guarantee.

Help me wash my mind with required dairy products.
I cant wash ur mind . . . . . ur pastor has to come in here cheesy tongue
RomanceRe: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by tope5000: 10:48pm On May 07, 2009
St☆rStruck:
Sauron! Tope has been cheating on you!!
is that the best u can do tongue
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RomanceRe: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by tope5000: 10:43pm On May 07, 2009
No2Atheism:
U can organise a private pillow fight session to shut me up, cheesy cheesy cheesydude remembers that spies are watching the thread  grin or how do you propose to get my mind out of the gutter tongue tongue tongue tongue
Organise pillow fight for who?? tongue
U have a very flithy mind my friend grin cheesy

platinumnk:
tope I thought u had ur pillow fight with david. . . wink

uh hmmm grin grin
with david. . . . umm u thot wrong
sauron is my one n only. . . . i dont cheat like starstruck grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by tope5000: 10:34pm On May 07, 2009
platinumnk:
see tope i knew u were corrupted,
grin grin grin
what is going on hia
Blame it on sauron cheesy
RomanceRe: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by tope5000: 10:28pm On May 07, 2009
StephenP:
Why am I not surprised?
She now follows this dude called oxone . . . he is ur look alike grin
RomanceRe: ~How Many Boyfriends/Galfriends Do You Have?~ by tope5000: 10:26pm On May 07, 2009
100 . . . . n still counting wink
RomanceRe: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by tope5000: 10:23pm On May 07, 2009
StephenP:
Your bed is too messy for a simple pillow fight.
U know i like it rough cheesy

Stephen shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
I have so much gists for u . . . . u shud see what rebellious have been doing behind ur back . . . . tsssk tssk

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