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Lax75:
@ Tope5k

Thank you my sister. I no be model. Just took some pictures when my brother was trying to pysch me and all. He knows Armani, and Parasuco and wanted me to put something together. That industry isnt for me at all.

Why not . . . .u have the package

Lax75:
@ Bluespice and Tope5K

How now, errr. I had it up for a minute not sure if you were able to see. Talking about what you guys were asking for,

are u a model?
u look good

~Sauron~:
Fatist?? Abeg o. . . . .
Don't make me an enemy of the state. . . . .

U are already lots of ppl's enemy
so a couple more . . wudnt hurt
sauron u r fatist

~Sauron~:
How would he/she get fat?
I am not fat. . . . .I will never allow ma wifey to get fat.
So where would the kid get his fatty acids from?
[b]I would make him jog 80 miles on soft sand by force. . . .  .Fat ko, Fat ni. . . . .Diabetes, Heart failure, heart attack(who needs that??)[/b]Tufiakwu.

Buahahahahahahahahahaha @ the fatty acid
Sauron is officially a fatist
I better not get fat

~Sauron~:
At all. . . . . .Can't stand fat women.

Ah ahn Fat ppl are human too ya know . . . . what if one of ur kid was fat and she all meet guys like u
what wud she do

~Sauron~:
The husband should kick her out.
Dirty dirrrrry woman.

LOL . . . He wudnt cus these are the type of men that take their vows seriously
Till death do us part

That is for better for WORST. . . . . .I signed a contract: for better for worse
If a woman is sexy, there won't be a low performance in the bedroom.
But when u see some women, their belly is covering their pubic region. . . .How am i supposed to be turned on with such grotesque shit.

Buahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . . . . u r crazy
Have u been dating IYA OFLIGAN GAN??

bluespice:
i mean tope u know how the say the good ones be either married or gay . . .

Thats right

bluespice:
i think in our bid to support women we refusing to see the sense in what sauron's saying

our women believe after the marriage no need to keep up to compettion
lil do they realise the competition just got fierce

I agree with him to some degree . . . . . . The women out there out now to snatch what  u have have tripled in number . . . . . married women are not safe anymore

Diva1:
I like this. True talk. It would only take a mad woman or something else, to just start acting crazy and nagging and portray bad qualities when not called for or the man is good to her.

Very true
Treetop always keep it real

onyinye2:
All is well.
Just finishing my last few weeks of school and I'm out for the summer!

cool

bluespice:
nice bod cold. . . .

Yep . . . . .but too muscular for moi
but looking good tho

$osisi:
Don't mind him
It's people like him that'll specifically seek out for size zero anorexic looking brides with no hips
then check the girl out after the first child
she'll be shopping at the same store with mo'nique

Buahahahahahahahahahaha
Actually i have seen a case where the woman was on th big side but after giving birth . . . she lost all her weight
from size18 to 12.

onyinye2:
And Tope,
Lax is okay. . . . . .
Well atleast from the neck down.

Hehehehehehe . . . . .
How is u . . . i have missed u o


@starstruck
Just nice bod?

$osisi:
you people are still too young
wait till you hit 35 and can't find a suitable bra to haul up your sagging mammaries without the transverse part rising up to your neck
You folks think it's easy to breastfeed 3 babies and still feel sexy.
please give us a break
some of us are trying our very best
God knows we are trying

Rofl
Sauron cant seem to understand that a woman's shape will change during some certain stages in her life
She is not always going to have the shape she had wen u guys were dating . . . . the earlier u realise that, the better

~Sauron~:
That is the way of the world. . . . . , Opposites attract!!!

Guess so . . . i remember going a woman's house to collect something for my sis . . . . i almost puked, the house was so dirty n unkempt. The husband was the one cleaning up wen he came back from work, he was so handsome and still callin her darling blah blah . . . . i was like wat the Bleep
Some women are just damn lucky i swear

U kna'mean. . . . .

Afterall, when i buy a BMW car. . . . . . . .I expect it go get old with few dents(wrinkles), i don't expect my BMW car to grow into a luxurious bus or a Licoln stretch. So why do women blow up when they shouldn't be doing so?
God knows i am sending that wife back to her parents and i am collecting ma bride price back.

Lmao . . . . what the Bleep happened to for better for worse?
Besides men get pot belly, receding hair-line, low performance in the bedroom . . . .n we dont complain

More like FALSE THAT!!!

Women have that tendency to blow up once they get married.
They consume red beef like a hungry fox in the jungle. . . . .Pack fats on their arms and hips like momma elephants.
It is so disgusting.

More like blow up after getting pregnant and havin UR kids, Only full house wife will blow up after getting married
Like i said earlier baby fat are kinda hard to lose but we shall try

St☆rStruck:
lol Unlike you I'm tryna be friendly

friendly indeed . . . stephen will hear this
It was lax75 few hrs ago . . . b.t.w is he cute by any chance?
Now its cold

~Sauron~:
That is what drives the men to CHEAT primarily.
Naija women don't make any effort to look good once married.
[b]They go from being the attractive, sexy babe to the ugly, untidy married woman and they expect the same sex drive from their husbands.[/b]Where is that done?

Hate to admit but i have noticed that alot . . . . . . and women that usually like that tend to have one of the most handsome naija men as husbands  . . . . . why does the good one always go to the bad ones eh?

If anything a woman she try to be more sexier after getting maried else those girls in mini skirts will snatch the man away from her . , then the meeting in abuja begins for the husband

St☆rStruck:
not just to encourage her but for themselves too. Their 6 pacs before marriage transforms to 6 packs (of beer) after marriage lol.

True dat!!!

tpiah:
On the other hand, is the author talking about Nigerians in Nigeria or the ones in the diaspora?

Most couples in nigeria dont even sleep in same room any longer . . . . dont know wassup with that

St☆rStruck:
lol cute . . . does the shirt come off? Show 'em ladies those killa abs.

she is constantly at it . . . . kai

~Sauron~:
Blame Naija women.
U marry em when they are size 10. . . . . .9 months into the marriage, they go from size 10 to size 18.
How is that supposed to turn a randy Naija man on in bed when there are countless size 10s out there?

Lol . . . . ofcos when the woman get pregnant she will put on weight and its not easy to lose baby fat, but always try to encourage her to lose it. U guys might even join the gym together, just to encourage her.
I can understand that it wont be easy seeing ur size 10 wife  . . . . . .now size 18

kofosexy:
thanks all, but yours truly anytime i try talking about it i usually become tongue  tied!!!
But as for prayer,it has been forefront in my requests

Tongue-tied?? to speak to ur husband
So u'd rather continue to suffer in silence?

~Sauron~:
This is a big FARCE!!!
While it may be true that Naija men between the ages of 45-60 have sex once with their own WIVES, they shag constantly away from home.
All those sugar daddies are more than 60 and they bed young gurls regularly.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . this might be the reason
true talk

chinesedoll:
is dat u for real/
are u a model or sumfin?

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn . . . . . i missed the pix


@LAX75
Pls post it on ur profile for a min

@poster
How excatly was he staring at u?

nethacker:
this is lalacious,
Wait a minute, @tope,na u be this for pix? chei i don fk up, i don chop all i say infact the best ladies in the world r the nagging types i agree cos of u, i loff u

Heheheehhehehehehhehehehe . . . . . good bouy

kay_pumpin:
It is easier for an elephant to lay egg than,

There are no such novels/movie anymore

Lol . . . .well then sauron can always draw her in piece of paper and marry her

~Sauron~:
I wish today's women can live by these simple rules.

The only place u'd see that kind of women . , is a in feel good romance novel or movie

nethacker:
@tope, whether she copied from only-God-knows-where,thats not the point.She had spoken the truth.
Did u say Naggy types r better?Incredibly incredible i don die

Well we are better than the silent n deadly but then again its ur choice

follypimpi:

Instantly Un-Sharap me.Quiet people are very deadly

Excatly . , this is why we naggy types are better

Secretz:
@ tope

Lmao! Yes ohh its in our dna!!! Lol

She pasted and copied those rules from my personality! Haha!

Rofl

follypimpi:

I know Mrs Nag-atter.

Sharap dia . . . .if we dont nag then something must be wrong and u know it
or wud u rather have the quiet lady?

St☆rStruck:
ch . . . sis, I'm not with you on that.

U iz wicked

chikeobi:
Which of those qualities do u have cuz am coming after you.

I have always known that u werent a newbie . . . . .oya reveal urself
I possess all the qualities expect the nagging one . . . . its in our DNA to nag

Lmao
Which means mind ur bizness folly

~Sauron~:
Stop laughing. . . . .What kinda woman are you?
The babe, the slut, the bitter woman or the cougar?

Def the slut