₦airaland Forum

DJperdurabo:
N.B: I decided to create this thread separately from the LPO thread as I've been getting so many requests for [b]working capital financing. So, direct your inquires here and not the LPO thread. [/b]

Are you a business wo(man) with a thriving business?

Do you have dreams of expanding? You want to open another outlet, another shop, branch, buy more goods, export more goods etc.

Is your bank stressing you out with too much requirements before financing you?

Is your business registered?

Have you been in business for up to two years?

Do you have a business account? You must be able to produce at least two-years business account statement. I can consider less than two years supported by your personal account statement.

If you're a trader, shop owner or business person into trade, you do not need to have a business account. I will make use of your personal account.
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Most importantly, are you free from debts relative to any financial institution? You are not owing any debts, don't have a bad credit history or if you're currently owing, you must be servicing it as and when due.

Is your business in or does it have any office in Lagos?

If you answered yes to all the above, I will definitely finance your business if the need arises.

Just send me a PM now!

Take advantage of this opportunity, it's a new year, start it with a bang. No more lack of finance excuses. Prove to me you're a serious entrepreneur courtesy of meeting the requirement and, I'll fund your business.

Good morning!

My business is not in Lagos, but I'm not in any debt and I need 300k for business.

budaatum:
Next time you hear someone claim humans share ancestry with orangutans you can now tell them not to insult the orangutans.

Orangutan clearly has more sense than you. Orangutan will never vote buhari, not because of reliability but because he wants to spite atiku. You are naturally Born to be dumb.

BlackfireX:
The SW are calling for war.... They have been told to stop this fool's game.



We say no amotekin in SW

So that your fulani brothers can continue to steal, kill, rape and destroy as they like in the southwest?

There would never have been any amotekun if your fulani brothers didn't turn themselves to armed bandits.

Budaatum the Dumb will have hypertension over this news

budaatum:
First, I did not call the Sultan a wailer. I said if he wailed like you claimed he wailed then he is a wailer, "but, I bet he is not wailing, and lazy fuq you just can't understand what he ways".

Second, I elected bubu so that lazy fuqs like you who expect to eat manna that falls down from heaven, starve and wail like you are starving and wailing here, and since you are obviously here wailing like a lazy fuq and obviously starving, then bubu is doing the job I elected him to do which is make lazy fuqs like you starve and wail like a lazy fuq.

In effect, bubu is very definitely fulfuling the promises that made me vote for him. Or where you too deaf when bubu said you are a wailing lazy fuq and he don't feed lazy fuqs?

Listen to him tell you again here, lazy fuq!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJoyjIWxNeU

Then you are seriously dumber than I think you are. Anyone who rsises issues about buhari's poor leadership is termed a wailer. The sultan, your slave master, said "Nigerians are suffering" that's an indictment of buhari's poor leadership.

As usual you don't disappoint in stupidity

budaatum:
He is a leader of the people in Sokoto, and not of my State of Osun, and his job is to lead, not to wail.

If he can not do the job he has been assigned to do, which is educate lazy fuqs like you to get off your lazy wailing asses and work for your daily bread, then he is a wailing lazy fuq and should resign and let a hardworking person become the Sultan of Sokoto!

But, I bet he is not wailing, and lazy fuq you just can't understand what he ways.

Are you saying sultan, the one you call a wailer, must do his.job, while buahri, the one elected to fulfill his promises, is free to break his promises? Boy you are an idiot

budaatum:
No, he hasn't. If he had, I would be a wailing cursed head lazy fuq like you.

Sultan of sokoto, your slave master, has also started wailing. Are you saying your slave master, sultan of sokoto, is also a lazy fuq?

budaatum:
No. I voted bubu so that Atiku will not cut off my entire head and my nose.

And has Buhari not cut off your cursed head already?

budaatum:
You and who voted for bubu "because of his promises and nothing else"? Do you seriously believe every voter for bubu is a dumb lazy fuq like you?

Some voted for bubu to make sure Atiku does not get his grubby thiefing fingers on our NNPC and sell it to his cronies like he did with all the other Nigerian assets he sold already because once he's sold off the goose that lays our golden eggs he will be richer and we'd be poorer!

I keep on saying it that you are an Idiot. So, you voted a dumb person to spite atiku? Boy, you cut off the head to spite the nose. You are a confirmed Idiot.

budaatum:
The person you voted for will fail even more. Besides, I can not stand by while lazy fuqs like you rape Nigeria. Me and sai bubu won't let you!

You and sai bubu? So, you are now in partnership with a confirmed failure? No wonder everything about you reeks of Dumbness.

Officialgarri:
Remi Fani-Kayode, Nnamdi Azikiwe, Chief Awolowo, Chinua Achebe, Victor Banjo, Agbam, Bode Thomas and even the living god, Wole Soyinka whom all at a time had rot in jail, and lots of struggle to ensure Nigeria remains one independent nation, will look down on this drug addict and shake their heads in disdain.

But do we expect a chicken to birth an eagle? Of course not. No wonder , Aguiyi Ironsi wasted no time in throwing FFK's father in jail. He knew the Fani-kayodes were always for secession instead of solutions

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You can't run a country the way buahri is running Nigeria and not expect a breakup. This is how you guys abused everyone that spoke about restructuring. Now, you are towing that line.

Stop commenting before thinking. It makes you look stupid

Formation2009:
Coming from a man who couldn't maintain his family...
it's normal for him to think a nation would collapse.

You will only prescribe a drug you have, not the one you don't have

Should I also remind you that even buhari cannot maintain his family?

budaatum:
Please! We all know he will fail, except for dumb lazy fuq you who, it seems, will never ever learn!

You know he will fail, yet you voted for him? You are a cursed idiot for voting for a confirmed failure

Officialgarri:
So help us God.

Even though it seem impossible, it his expected of His Excellency to boost the moral of his people and also show his optimism.


Once upon a time when it took a dullard months to admit (that's if he ever truly admitted in his mind till date) that over 200 girls were kidnapped and he was busy arguing with Borno state government.

The shipopotamus on the other hand was setting up a committee of 'na only you waka come'

May your life be as nigeria has been under buahri. May the consequences of your intentional Blindness never depart from your home and family. Amen.

If he fails in this promise, I'm sure dumb budaatum will think it is wrong to hold him responsible for his failed promises

budaatum:
This is my problem with you. You trusted their promises so you are responsible! And I'm afraid you will make the same mistake come 2023.

Hopefully, you will learn the lesson that you should never ever trust the promises of a politician again. They are not gods! And even the gods must be questioned and diligently scrutinised before you place your faith in them. And if you don't, you are just a wailing lazy fuq, and I have no sympathy for you whatsoever!

If your head is correct, you will know that buhari was voted because of his promises and nothing else.

To further defines your Dumbness, he called himself a man of integrity and you said it is wrong to hold him responsible for his words.

You are such a born idiiot to excuse Buhari from his responsibilities and promises.

If buhari rapes your wife sef, I'm sure you will also excuse him from his crime. Why have you turned yourself to a blind soul like this sef because of tribalism and religion?

BitcoinsMonitor:
Truth is Buhari can't do much in terms of security, security is a collective effort and the willingness of people from different backgrounds and religion to come together to live in peace.

I was at the cafe recently then overheard two igbo guys discussing, one of the guys said "I swear na Yoruba be our problem for this country, na them help Buhari to dey rule us, if to sey I get bomb I go eliminate them"...I was just dumfounded after hearing this.

How can a divided nation live in peace?

Buhari promised. He should be held responsible for failing in that promise.

This is happening simultaneously with violent attacks on farming populated Benue and Plateau states by gun wielding militias, which has reduced farm outputs and resulted in the loss of lives and destruction of valuable properties.

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Now, dumb budaatum, those farmers chased from their farms by bandits, thereby reducing farming output, will your dumb beclouded mind also call them lazy?

yarimo:
This is the real Mr projects. APC governors and quality work are like 5 and 6

You mean APC governors like Yahaya Bello?

post=86522652:
#RESPECT


From all of us @ : CONGRATULATIONS Asisat 'Naptu' Oshoala!!

This is only the beginning of more success for you.
Keep making us proud out there.

You are BORN TO WIN.

Much Love gurl.
Respectful babe from a good home!

Keep Flying The Green Flag Higher.

God will handle your life and destiny and those of your children the same way buhari handles nigeria's security. Amen

OkoAmarashy:
God would punish Perpetual Nkwocha in this life.

If Perpetual reincarnates, God would punish her again.

What did she do?

Yet, mentally dumb idiots like budaatum will see this girl and still say Nigerians are lazy. Even his God, Mr Sultan, agrees that budaatum has lost his senses

NigeriaBam:
You and your families too.

So, you know that buhari is a bad president? Why then were you pretending as if you don't know? Why are you lying that he is good? You senseless idiotic hypocrite!

kerzhim:
Long live my able President.

*modified base on comments*
The much reason why some people find it so difficult to grow in life......

*They usually sit at their comfort zone and wait for success.
*If failed to find success, they start to castigate on any successful being.
*They are always on euphoric mood when they see bad things happening.
*Always turning blind eye to any good things around them.

Advice: Rejoice on other people success so that you can also meet your destined success as well.

May your life turn to what nigeria has become under buhari. Amen

NigeriaBam:
Lol. Association Of Cola Nut Chewing. The Money he gave them has due (Expire). Now they can say "Buhari Has Failed Nigeria" Awon Elenu Runrun.

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May God turn your life to what nigeria has turned into under buhari. Amen

Dumb idiots like budaatum thinks it is Nigerians that have failed buhari and not the other way around. That's how dumb he is. It is all as a result of his mental enslavement to the Muslim north. Nothing else.

budaatum:
Help me tell the lazy fuq below that those his leaders are his leaders because he is a lazy fuq who lazily chose them and now follows them lazily himself.

If he was not a wailing lazy fuq he would be responsible and lead himself instead of being a lazy fuq follower following!


Pity

Looks like your slave master, Mr Sultan, doesn't reason dumb like you. Now that your slave master has declared that you are a dumb idiot, what does your slave self has left to say? Are you going to persist in your Dumbness?

AlhajiImam:
Nobody have the right to detect for our Muslim president. He is wise and as a retired General knows the intricacies of warfare and the danger of changing war heads at random.

He is doing his best

And have you asked yourself why security has grown worse under Buhari?

immhotep:
Yorubaprince must see this.


Cc GMBuharii greenback Adaibeku sarrki blackking98 ebenezar2020 afamed

Say it on the mountain top that is a man without honor.

AlhajiImam:
Politics in Nigeria is full of hypocrisy. People commit crime and go scot free. We need sharia law to put an end to all these corruption. It's the only way to sanitize this country

Stop acting stupid. There is Sharia law in zamfara. Yet, the state governor was recently accused of corrupt practices. It is your life long vow to be a religion slave. Kindly keep your religion bondage to yourself

ochuski:
i wantu get this straight.... so a body established by the govt is suing the govt.


Mado!

SERAP was not established by the government