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babyosisi: A child who says his mother shall not sleep,sleep shall elude him too

na emir say make you no sleep ba? Na sleep no worry you wella.

sanchez4eva: All this advice na long story...find a good babalawo for touch and follow..no need for wahala

chai!! Kilode? Maka why? Give me confirm tips jare. This one no make sense.

Siga: they wrestled the attacker to the ground.

wow, didn't know the attacker na john cena.

Idowuogbo: Bros timid, d babe dey gbadun u stylishly mehn.... D staring alone is interpreting "bros,come talk d tins nauu...." Now, all u need to do is dance to her chemistry. When next u see her, seal it wiv.."it won't b a bad idea to continue d chitchatting over the phone, Btwn! Nice smile.

*smiles*
i see you. Thanks

[quote author=Mr..Cork]Ok.. so you met your babe in a clinic? ..What kinda clinic?![/quote]bro you dey sensitive ooo. Like i said school clinic. We're doing medicals.

Afam4eva: Then you have to work on your liver. It's even better for you because you've exchanged words with her previously. Just try to start another conversation with her, then at the end of it, you can ask for her number. I guess it's easier that way.

k. Thanks. I'd take that.

Like i said, i no get liver to do am. Advise better abeg

There's this girl in my department whom i met while we were doing our medicals in school(we're both freshers though).
We laughed about something which came up in the clinic, and we both left the clinic at the same time. and while walking together towards the hall,we end up chatting together about what happened at the clinic.
but where i f*úcked up was the fact that i didn't ask for her name or number as my heart was pounding furiously Until we both parted....... Later i was like ''why in the world didn't i ask for her number''?
Since then, she stares at me anytime she sees me. What do i do?
Pls help. And
''no insulting comments pls"

Ishilove: Wow, so the emir survived unscathed?? The man has some gaangster odieshi, I'll give him that. You can't be a ruler in these perilious times without 'cooking' yourself.

that's the ish, man. I'd also give him that. Even ordinary individuals like me get jazz talkless of a whole emir. The man is fortified to the core........

Ishilove: Wow, so the emir survived unscathed?? The man has some gaangster odieshi, I'll give him that. You can't be a ruler in these perilious times without 'cooking' yourself.

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sisqology: 10 comandments for a youth to be successful
1. Do not depend on ur parents' wealth. Someone may come tomoro to dupe you and you will lose everything. Learn to do things on ur own.
2. God has given everyone a talent. Pray about urs, discover it, and work on it. Then it will work out for u.
3. Do not just sit down and ping, tweet, facebook while others are making money with their talents. Be wise for once, the owner of these things are using us to make money.
4. Its good to appreciate good things, but learn to appreciate it wisely and stop arguing unneccessarily about football and players. When will people argue about you also? Think!
5. Don't feel like a don for sleeping with too many ladies, they won't make ur destiny fufiled as some are filled with badluck.
6. Learn to get a lady close to you to be successful as they say: without a woman,a man cannot be successful.
7. Learn to solve problem on ur own, its a good way of making it in life. Don't copy others, tap little from them and modify it.
8.Stop drinking and smoking too much as it may damage ur life too much. Do it socially.
9. Learn to have a good heart, help people around you if you have the power as they'll use their heart to bless you.
10. Think about impossible things, try to make it possible. Bigger people started from somewhere.

best advise of the first order....
The thing striked me deep down to my soul. However, am not addicted to football though. This thread make sense

where your eye dey when dem tell you say guards take bullet for am. Are you a learner? No start ooo

kaorama: Will u go and sleep. Why will Boko Haram succesfully attack a church in a well guarded military barracks but always fail when they attack common Emirs and some mosques? Are u trying to make us feel u guys dont know ur targets?

kaorama: Will u go and sleep. Why will Boko Haram succesfully attack a church in a well guarded military barracks but always fail when they attack common Emirs?

where your eye dey when dem tell you say guards take bullet for am. Are you a learner? No start ooo

babyosisi: Anybody that died to keep Nigeria one from what we see in Nigeria died in vain
We are not one,were never meant to be one and can never be one the evil day is just being postponed
That is a statement of fact

no worry, am pretty sure you're a brave one.
I see you don dey anticipate biafra pt2.

When that evil day comes, na you go take the front seat make dem blast you straight to hell....... As war no happen since then, u no pray make im continue like this? Mtcheww. Abeg go swallow grenade

Check out this fine boi abeg

Tashaluv: This one's for you, 2BUFF

madam why you dey vex na? Put a smile on that face abeg

November 14. Scorpio indeed.

[quote author=Table Leg ]Dullard ... You dont need physics![/quote]who told you?
Recall.
The guy said 'i should have done well in physics and chem in secondary sch., which means he'd have like to pursue med $ surgery.
both subjects are
compulsory in jamb and olevel. Fact

nwando: Who is this one
Never heard of her
What is her market and What does she sell?

she dey sell "bankú" 4 oshodi.

igbeke: dat cud be true, but i kno as much as u do dat.....
....d genuine ones r just 2 few and may only be found southward.
thank u.

ok. Yes ma'am

I trust my 2baba. That manhood na confirm. The guy dey fùçk like dawg. Hammer that pú$$i abeg

Shollypopz: Yes, shave it or cover it up.........nobody wants to see that sh1t!

look at this b1tch.... Hairy chest is a thing i call sexy... My gf likes it die. She just cant stop rubbing my chest....it's a natural thing though. you should say u dont like it. Not ''nobody wants to see that''. One girl's food na another lady's poison. Fact#

[quote author=bad_ass_nigga]is Stephen high [/quote]of course he don high now. never underestimate the power of ''WEED'' up super chickens.

Thank God. I hate chemistry die no be small. Computer sci on point.

If i hear? 4 him wild mind na.

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Never underestimate the power of ''WEED''.... Hell my a$$

Ignatio: She's jacking Nicki Minaj. She better focus on her career and ''drop and album''.

OMG! Dis ur Gbagaun badt died. U're the biggiest and best english prof on nl. Lol

cigar icon: Who is she pls, never ''heared'' about her

OMG!! GBAGAUN TOH ßADT.