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O.p. You fall my hand. Just check your title and see where you fuqqed up. 3 men molestation? Haba mana. |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Who is that demon beside her?that culd be green hawkeye who knows. Jay-z (calling)- hi honey where are you? Beyonce-am still at the airport. Anythin came up? Jay- yeah the thing is, pink ivy's been cryin her eyes out.... C-can you come home now? I'm tired of babysitting all day. |
Ghettoguru: Bless you sir. Thanks a bunch!oboy that doubledy/dx guy na wizard of first order.......in short, you don know maths pass my maths professor. pls doublex which school did you graduate from? This your calculations are superb. I tip my hat down to you sir.......... |
pure123: pretty mother and lovely kids.............but abeg who she i?who she i? Lwkm. No kill me with laff abeg. |
O.p. Is this some kind of joke? So he shouldn't eat again cos he's on duty abi? Anyway we've heard you. Can someone shut down the phucking thread now? |
nwaribe: U shit here, shit there D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ find d LCMshit^2. ![]() |
Guy-Your teeth make sense ooo. Girl-thanks. Guy-hmmmm, they actually remind me of a song. Girl-k. Which one? Guy-black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow. |
God knows even if i take 10 shots at him with my eyes blindfolded, three will send him straight to hell..... |
Bigo8291: Is safe to say west Africans are the best in the continent. Almost every west african countries qualified and the ones that did not qualify was only because they went against another superior west african teams.yes sir! |
abbakacici: Bleep nigeria bought the refdont pollute the thread with rubb... ish. Phuck u! Moses is balling like leBron! Oya self-service urself to death |
Why did the moderator hide my post? You high? Sorry, biko na slip of finger. |
Pergrace: [size=18pt]Poor Performance so far...if dey no fit score make dey kukuma lay eggs nah..atleast to lay eggs no dey hard eagles[/size] |
Sweetapple007: So even boko people dey do buisness wit thier daugher i think say no only ibo people they sell their pikin.you have low i.Q. Chief. |
Scarpon: any body wey say moni no good make moluwa jam amabeg tell them. . But bros, molue 2much na. |
[quote author=~Bluetooth]Hope she doesn't grow nails in her pusy cuz that would be disastrous. |
ocman: END TIME SIGNS! END TIME SIGNS!!GBAM! Løbatan! |
Kassidy90: If u ar born poor its nt ur fault but if I die poor that is definitely ur fault..........w.t.f. Are you saying? How is it my fault if you die poor? You high ni? |
hollandis: who is iyanya?you no know? He dey sell søóle p.c for computer village. |
tchaik: Where did he keep those Gunz he boasts of?i wonder.... He's the only rapper that's got f-16 in his car. Rick ross- "the bigger the bullet, the more that b1tch gon bäñg.." !hhunnnn! unfortunately the big boss bailed. All na wash abeg.... |
Who did that? Rick ross- i got a chopper in the car. !Hunnnn! |
Mrajonder: Akpos ran home from school yesterday crying and*yawns* you were saying? |
What a shame, how do these lesbos satisfy their sexual desires without letting a dude comb their pvssy? Piece of sh1ts |
crackhouse: how come his picture made front page if he really sells suya meat?pls i dont have time for ßeef this evenin. Sleep don catch me. No quote me abeg. |
crackhouse: how come his picture made front page if he really sells suya meat?. |
lrguru: the OP y'all are advising does not even have a liver in the first place. So i'd advice u get a liver first then come back for advice ok.lol. Never mind beefing cos i already got her number and we're friends already. |
Na my own bad pass ooo. E get one of my cla$smate wey i dey disturb during my sec sch days final year.she dey form die.it happens durin fasting period that time,....... Na so 1 day i slept like a log of wood so tey, i forget chop sahur till i woke up around 7.30am. Chai, me wey i no dey joke with my stomock. i wan cry dat mornin....na xo i fast with empty stomock sha.... Then around 2.30pm, oh boy, my eye don dey see triple. Fasting don hammer me tear..... Chai. I just say make i bone go chop for canteen outside area where nobody know me...... As i enter canteen dey chop like madt man. I no know say na the girl wey i dey disturb momsy get the canteen. Ogbeni, na so the girl carry water enter canteen ooo. As she pour am finish like this. She con see me dey chop for afternoon when fasting is going on. oh boy, na so she burst laughter.chai, like say make ground just swallow me immediately.......my hand fall that day. |
tellwisdom: Who be fred ALATA?he dey sell suya 4 oshodi |
KINGwax: am sorry, i didnt get u. U meant to say she now stares at u?err er hem!! You're more than this chief. |
she's indeed a sit-down. comedian. |
uceee: Thanks Bro. He already has his O' level. I want him aiming for the merit list so I need to know the exact cut off marks. I know it will change, but I believe it won't increase or decrease much. I await your reply please.those were the cut off marks for engineering..... |
uceee: Hi guys, a brother of mine wants to choose Futminna in Jamb this year. Someone should please tell me last year's cut off marks for Electrical/Electronics engineering and physics/industrial physics.guy tell your bro he needs at least 220 in jamb and at least 150 in pume for any engineering course. About the physics! I'd get back to you on that. Note: aspirants using awaiting o level results wont be allowed to write the pume..... |
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