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EducationRe: 3 Men molest And Inpregnate 13 Year Old Girl In Lagos. by topmostg: 7:21pm On Jan 31, 2013
O.p. You fall my hand. Just check your title and see where you fuqqed up.
3 men molestation? Haba mana.
FashionRe: Photo Of Beyonce Without Make-up At The Airport by topmostg:
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Who is that demon beside her? grin [/color]
that culd be green hawkeye who knows.

Jay-z (calling)- hi honey where are you?
Beyonce-am still at the airport. Anythin came up?
Jay- yeah the thing is, pink ivy's been cryin her eyes out.... C-can you come home now? I'm tired of babysitting all day.
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by topmostg: 8:45am On Jan 31, 2013
Ghettoguru: Bless you sir. Thanks a bunch!
oboy that doubledy/dx guy na wizard of first order.......in short, you don know maths pass my maths professor. pls doublex which school did you graduate from? This your calculations are superb.
I tip my hat down to you sir..........
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Omoni Oboli And Her Cute Sons by topmostg: 10:15pm On Jan 30, 2013
pure123: pretty mother and lovely kids.............but abeg who she i?
who she i?
Lwkm.
No kill me with laff abeg.
PoliticsRe: Civil Servant Eating Amala And Fish While On Duty At Lagos High Court by topmostg: 9:22am On Jan 30, 2013
O.p. Is this some kind of joke?
So he shouldn't eat again cos he's on duty abi?
Anyway we've heard you.
Can someone shut down the phucking thread now?
Jokes EtcRe: Section For Yabs(make We Word Ourselves Like Old Times) by topmostg: 6:49am On Jan 30, 2013
nwaribe: U shit here, shit there D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ find d LCM
shit^2. grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Section For Yabs(make We Word Ourselves Like Old Times) by topmostg: 6:41am On Jan 30, 2013
Guy-Your teeth make sense ooo.
Girl-thanks.
Guy-hmmmm, they actually remind me of a song.
Girl-k. Which one?
Guy-black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow.
CelebritiesRe: Rick Ross Escapes Drive-By Shooting & Crashes His Car by topmostg: 10:29pm On Jan 29, 2013
God knows even if i take 10 shots at him with my eyes blindfolded,
three will send him straight to hell.....
SportsRe: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by topmostg: 10:23pm On Jan 29, 2013
Bigo8291: Is safe to say west Africans are the best in the continent. Almost every west african countries qualified and the ones that did not qualify was only because they went against another superior west african teams.
yes sir!
SportsRe: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by topmostg:
abbakacici: Bleep nigeria bought the ref
dont pollute the thread with rubb... ish. Phuck u!
Moses is balling like leBron! Oya self-service urself to death
SportsRe: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by topmostg: 7:22pm On Jan 29, 2013
Why did the moderator hide my post?

You high?
Sorry, biko na slip of finger.
SportsRe: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by topmostg: 7:11pm On Jan 29, 2013
Pergrace: [size=18pt]Poor Performance so far...if dey no fit score make dey kukuma lay eggs nah..atleast to lay eggs no dey hard eagles[/size]
RomanceRe: Sexless Marriage: Man Wins Refund Of Dowry by topmostg: 5:12pm On Jan 29, 2013
Sweetapple007: So even boko people dey do buisness wit thier daugher i think say no only ibo people they sell their pikin.
you have low i.Q. Chief.
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Inyanya Before And After by topmostg: 3:35pm On Jan 29, 2013
Scarpon: any body wey say moni no good make moluwa jam am
abeg tell them. .
But bros, molue 2much na.
HealthRe: Woman Grows Nails Instead Of Hair Due To Skin Condition by topmostg: 3:28pm On Jan 29, 2013
[quote author=~Bluetooth]Hope she doesn't grow nails in her pusy cuz that would be disastrous. lipsrsealed cry[/quote]lmao,
HealthRe: Woman Grows Nails Instead Of Hair Due To Skin Condition by topmostg: 3:26pm On Jan 29, 2013
ocman: END TIME SIGNS! END TIME SIGNS!!
GBAM!


Løbatan!
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Inyanya Before And After by topmostg: 3:22pm On Jan 29, 2013
Kassidy90: If u ar born poor its nt ur fault but if I die poor that is definitely ur fault..........
w.t.f. Are you saying?

How is it my fault if you die poor?

You high ni?
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Inyanya Before And After by topmostg: 3:20pm On Jan 29, 2013
hollandis: who is iyanya?
you no know? He dey sell søóle p.c for computer village.
CelebritiesRe: Rick Ross Escapes Drive-By Shooting & Crashes His Car by topmostg: 6:27am On Jan 29, 2013
tchaik: Where did he keep those Gunz he boasts of? huh huh

Btw, who shoots at Rick Ross and misses? shocked shocked shocked Stevie Wonder?
i wonder....
He's the only rapper that's got f-16 in his car.
Rick ross- "the bigger the bullet, the more that b1tch gon bäñg.."
!hhunnnn!


unfortunately the big boss bailed. All na wash abeg....
CelebritiesRe: Rick Ross Escapes Drive-By Shooting & Crashes His Car by topmostg: 10:05pm On Jan 28, 2013
Who did that?

Rick ross- i got a chopper in the car.
!Hunnnn!
CelebritiesRe: Rick Ross Escapes Drive-By Shooting & Crashes His Car by topmostg: 10:01pm On Jan 28, 2013
Mrajonder: Akpos ran home from school yesterday crying and
mum asked
mum; akpos what is it
akpos; the fatest boy in our classslap me
mum; wat did you do to him
akpos; i told him that i saw him inmy dream where he worn a gold medal in Olympic game
mum; but that is good, why is he slapping you,but
wat race did he he took part in
akpos;mum u are asking ask if you don't know, it
is marathon eating

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*yawns*
you were saying?
CelebritiesRe: Ellen Degeneres' Turns 55! by topmostg: 9:51pm On Jan 28, 2013
What a shame, how do these lesbos satisfy their sexual desires without letting a dude comb their pvssy?
Piece of sh1ts
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Fred Amata And Daughter by topmostg: 9:45pm On Jan 28, 2013
crackhouse: how come his picture made front page if he really sells suya meat?
pls i dont have time for ßeef this evenin. Sleep don catch me. No quote me abeg.
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Fred Amata And Daughter by topmostg: 9:37pm On Jan 28, 2013
crackhouse: how come his picture made front page if he really sells suya meat?
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RomanceRe: Timid Guy Needs Help Pls. by topmostg(op): 9:32pm On Jan 28, 2013
lrguru: the OP y'all are advising does not even have a liver in the first place. So i'd advice u get a liver first then come back for advice ok.
lol. Never mind beefing cos i already got her number and we're friends already.
RomanceRe: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by topmostg:
Na my own bad pass ooo.
E get one of my cla$smate wey i dey disturb during my sec sch days final year.she dey form die.it happens durin fasting period that time,.......
Na so 1 day i slept like a log of wood so tey, i forget chop sahur till i woke up around 7.30am.
Chai, me wey i no dey joke with my stomock. i wan cry dat mornin....na xo i fast with empty stomock sha....
Then around 2.30pm, oh boy, my eye don dey see triple. Fasting don hammer me tear..... Chai. I just say make i bone go chop for canteen outside area where nobody know me......
As i enter canteen dey chop like madt man. I no know say na the girl wey i dey disturb momsy get the canteen.
Ogbeni, na so the girl carry water enter canteen ooo. As she pour am finish like this. She con see me dey chop for afternoon when fasting is going on.




oh boy, na so she burst laughter.chai, like say make ground just swallow me immediately.......my hand fall that day.
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Fred Amata And Daughter by topmostg: 4:32pm On Jan 28, 2013
tellwisdom: Who be fred ALATA? sad huh
he dey sell suya 4 oshodi
RomanceRe: Timid Guy Needs Help Pls. by topmostg(op): 4:10pm On Jan 28, 2013
KINGwax: am sorry, i didnt get u. U meant to say she now stares at u?
that's not good na. Why will she be staring? It's not polite o.
OP, what will u do now, ehn?
Ha!! I dnt like all this na. I feel for u o. Shey she doesnt knw the eyes are scarin u ni?
Abi make we call in the police ni, ehn, OP?
err er hem!! You're more than this chief.
CelebritiesRe: Ellen Degeneres' Turns 55! by topmostg: 10:52pm On Jan 27, 2013
she's indeed a
sit-down. comedian.
EducationRe: Futminna 2012/2013 Aspirants, Lets Meet Here. by topmostg: 7:01pm On Jan 27, 2013
uceee: Thanks Bro. He already has his O' level. I want him aiming for the merit list so I need to know the exact cut off marks. I know it will change, but I believe it won't increase or decrease much. I await your reply please.
those were the cut off marks for engineering.....
EducationRe: Futminna 2012/2013 Aspirants, Lets Meet Here. by topmostg: 10:04am On Jan 27, 2013
uceee: Hi guys, a brother of mine wants to choose Futminna in Jamb this year. Someone should please tell me last year's cut off marks for Electrical/Electronics engineering and physics/industrial physics.
guy tell your bro he needs at least 220 in jamb and at least 150 in pume for any engineering course. About the physics! I'd get back to you on that.
Note: aspirants using awaiting o level results wont be allowed to write the pume.....

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