canadaik: My heart goes out to him, these are the basic things that basic Nigerians care about, proper health care, poverty allevations......all this contract, subsidy talk bla bla bla, does not make any sense, it's time the government wake up to their basic responsibilities

mr *basic nawa oo! *basic. Seems that's 'bout the only grammar up in there for ya?

bin gbagbo:

JOKE GRADING: E


REMARKS: NOT REALLY FUNNY BUT NOT BAD THOUGH


PUNISHMENT/REWARD: 5 DAYS DRY FASTING PLUS PRAYER!

Hold the f_ck up you lame-brained bastard or you talk sh!t again and hold it for ya.

feliz cumpleanos a Lionel Andres Messi el mejor jugador del mundo

wesley80:

Post your boyfriend picture make we see. Wish u knew Bobby in the 80's, I honestly can't think of anyone amongst present day artistes that I compare him with. Bobby was and stiill is as cute as they come.

na lie abeg bobby too ugly

Okay, so... in just 6 days we have lost everything, i mean both the league and the champions' league. So what is happening and why are things just not adding up at this point?

O well, my wife just got heartbroken and my three year old little funbag too, i cannot understand her anymore, so what do i do?

Okay, I was thinking bout this and thought I Should prolly share this With y'all too.
On What Date Would You Like Your Child To Be Born?

Oh for me It'd have to be June the 7th.

So y'all just say what date and don't need to say what reason.

How I was raped by my teacher – A Nine-year-old pupil

A nine-year-old pupil of Sunshine Nursery and
Primary School, Ile-Ife, Osun State, (name withheld)
has narrated before a High Court sitting in Ife how
she was allegedly raped by her teacher, Mr. Francis
Ijiwande. At the hearing on Friday, the pupil alleged
that Ijiwande had forceful carnal knowledge of her in 2010. The pupil told the court that the teacher
accosted her when she was urinating behind her
classroom and subsequently raped her on the school
premises – after the school hours. But the teacher
restated his innocence before the court, stressing
that he did not commit the crime. The pupil told the Justice O Siyanbola-led court that, “Mr. Ijiwande was
my teacher in primary four. I was in primary five
when he raped me. When I was urinating behind the
classroom, I saw uncle (Ijiwande) standing at my
front. “As I was urinating, uncle pushed me down. He
removed my pant and threw it away. I shouted for help but no one came to my rescue. Uncle removed
his trousers and boxer. He then lay on me and
removed his private part and put it inside my private
part. “I felt the pains in my thigh and back when
uncle was on me. Uncle did not stay long on me. I
also felt the pains after uncle stood up. I managed to stand up and stay with my younger brothers, who
were waiting for my father at the front of my school.”
When asked if she told her parents her ordeal, the
victim replied, “I did not tell my parents because
Uncle Ijiwande threatened to kill me. I only
complained of back and thigh pains. My parents gave me Paracetamol, (a pain reliever), but the pains
persisted.” She explained that her mother discovered
the fate that had befallen her four days later when
the pains
did not subside, adding that she was subsequently
taken to a hospital. The victim said, “My mother called me in the evening and ordered me to remove my
pant. She discovered something like mucus and
clotted blood
at my private part. My mother shouted and she
started crying. My father woke and we all prayed
together and we went to sleep. “The day, my parents took me to a hospital. A doctor conducted a test on
me. We later went to a police station where I made
statement on what Uncle Ijiwande did to me and he
was arrested. “Two policemen followed me to where
uncle raped me. My parents and Aunty Bisi, the
proprietress of the school, also followed us. Aunty Bisi called me aside and told me not to mention uncle
Ijiwande’s name again. She told me the police would
kill him and that I would not see him again.”
Testifying before the court, a Professor of
Gynecology, Orji Okechukwu, who conducted a test
on the victim, confirmed that the pupil was actually raped. Okechukwu accused the police of lack of
diligent prosecution, saying they failed to conduct a
test on the girl and the accused when the matter was
reported. The gynaecologist said he refused to
release the result of the test he conducted on the
victim and the specimen he took, alleging that the police thereafter
began to threaten him. However, the prosecuting
counsel, Mr. Moses Faremi, prayed the court to
adjourn the case for further hearing, saying he was
not healthy. Justice Siyanbola granted Faremi’s
prayer and adjourned the matter till April 18, 2012, for further hearing.

Man kills only son, burns wife with hot pressing iron

While waiting for the Easter celebration to commence properly last Sunday, residents of Lambe Street, Ago-Palace Way, Okota area of Lagos State were jolted from sleep, following loud painful cries from a neighbour’s apartment at 3, Lambe Street.

They rushed into the apartment only to realize that the scream was that of a woman who was being brutalized by her husband over claims that she was flirting with his own father. To their chagrin, they also found the lifeless body of their one-year-old male child lying in a pool of blood.

CONFUSION as police arrive: Confused, some of the neighbours quickly rushed out and contacted the police at Ago-Okota Division on sighting the corpse. On arriving the scene, detectives arrested the man and rushed the woman to a nearby hospital. The wife, who was simply identified as Mrs. Nnamdi, is currently lying unconscious in an hospital. The husband allegedly used hot pressing iron to inflict wounds all over her body.

Scene of incident, 3, Lambe Street, Ago-Okota, Lagos

A neighbour who spoke with Crime Alert said the man, identified as Mr. Henry Nnamdi, had alleged that the wife was sleeping with his own father and that the only child they had was not his biological child. A neighbour who craved for anonymity told Crime Alert: “The man killed his baby boy by hitting his head on the ground. The day was still dark when we started hearing screams from their apartment. Some of us who came out of our apartments following the screams contemplated whether to go in or not, but while we were still doing this, the screams intensified and the woman started shouting that he was using hot pressing iron on her. We then forced the door open. When we got in, we found the woman tied to a chair and their baby was lying dead on the floor. Those who couldn’t stand the sight ran out and contacted the police.”

Allegation of infidelity: Police sources said the incident blew open after the man allegedly tortured the wife following a quarrel over alleged infidelity on the part of the woman. The man allegedly held the woman hostage in their bed room, tied her to a chair and plugged a pressing iron which he used to run over all her body including her private part.

Swift arrival of policemen

Screams from the woman attracted the attention of neighbours who quickly alerted the police at Ago-Okota Station. A team of policemen swiftly arrived the scene and arrested the man after which they rushed the woman to a nearby hospital where doctors are battling to revive her from unconsciousness.

Father dumbfounded: Eyewitness account said the father of the man who quickly rushed to the police station on hearing the news was dumbfounded when he was told that the son perpetrated the heinous act over allegations that he, the father, was sleeping with the son’s wife. At this point, the visibly shocked man lamented publicly that it is a taboo for him to indulge in that kind of act, stating that he had severally in the past warned the son to stop maltreating the wife. He reportedly disclosed further that the wife had run to his house several times to escape being brutalized by the husband and each time, he would not only rebuke his son but provide money for his family so that there would be peace.

At the time of this report, the wife of the man whom hospital sources said may have suffered first degree burns, was still lying unconscious in a private hospital at Ago-Palace way, while her husband is in police cell.

A neighbour reacts: Efforts made to speak with the father of the suspect were not successful as the man was said to had left the police station in tears, agonizing openly the fate that befell members of his family. But a neighbour at their 3, Lambe Street, apartment corroborated claims of the man’s father stating that the father had been mediating between the son and his wife for a long time.

According to the man who simply identified himself as Papa Ginika, “I am going to allow the man’s father, whenever you meet him, to tell you the character of his son because he knows him very well. But, on the allegation that the father was sleeping with his wife, Henry was only trying to rope the man into this mess.

“I know that man very well and I can vouch for him. He can not sleep with his son’s wife for any reason. But I know that the son’s grievance is that his father has not been supporting him each time he maltreated his wife. He normally comes here to abuse his son and ask him to stop beating the wife.

Too many quarrels

“They got married only two years ago and I really don’t know what actually went wrong in that marriage. But I discovered that the man and his wife have been having too many quarrels and his father has been coming to settle the crisis. I really don’t know what got into Henry’s head the day he did that. I see no reason why he would kill his only child that I usually see crawl around the compound with other kids. And since this incident occurred, I have been trying to erase the picture of the woman carrying her child. When I saw the dead child, I was the one looking for a jute bag (Ghana-Must Go) to carry the corpse for burial.”

Concerted efforts made to speak with the suspect inside the cell failed as the police insisted that he could only speak when the case gets to SCID, Panti. When Crime Alert visited the hospital where the woman was admitted, doctors said she was still unconscious and advised that the police should authorize all visitations. It was also not possible to trace the father of the suspect as he was said to have gone back to his own house.

Police reacts

Confirming the incident, Lagos State Police spokesman, Joseph Jaiyaoba told Crime Alert that the suspect will be transferred to the State Criminal Investigations Department, SCID, Panti, today for further investigations assuring that justice must prevail at the end of the day.[color=#000099][/color]

Okay lemme come in from here, I practice medicine so I think that I might know how all that can be possible.

Well it's so possible for a woman to not bleed on first intimacy, (wedding night) but this is unique only to women that have engaged in strenuous activities, like breaking fire wood, climbing trees, running miles and the like; as the hymen might have all been ruptured in the process and as a consequence, there's no bleeding on first night.

So please tell your friend bout this. They need to stick together now more than ever. No, they can't show weakness.

mkpologwu: I tot Faprikas na harsina player. Y is e playing 4 Bacalona?
Meanwhile d ref dey fefor that midget called Messi. E is bayas against Ree Saracoser players!

your asses well deserve to be kicked outta here you motherfucker for that shit grammar. and if i had the chance, I'm gonna fucking take you to sleep for ever.

by no means

hardleyC: my hubby doesnt see anything wrong in it.
I might stop kissing him.

ah yes for me and my wife, that's always a first in the morning and a last at bed time too, for the reason, bad breathe and sex do not mix. Just a part of it.

A young boy accused of theft by Al Shabaab in Somalia had the ultimate sacrifice made, and had his hand cut, is this what Boko-Haram want in this country?

slimyem: i call her mummy.
Some peeps i know call theirs 'aunty'!

Yes some others call theirs "aunty" but believe me when they do, it is with an instruction from those mothers to call them so, for fears that calling them "mummy" would cause them to age like five times faster. we find them everywhere now.

Oh well, for me, i call her "HEARTBEAT"

[i][/i]A woman at a nightclub on Saturday night was taken by five men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her at a Bus stand! Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes alongwith traces of rohypnol in her blood. ... Rohypnol, date rape drug is an essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims.All they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Rohypnol, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. The Drug's affects ARE NOT TEMPORARY - they are PERMANENT. Any female that takes it WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE. The weasels can get this drug from anyone who is in the vet school or any university. It's that easy, and Rohypnol is about to break out big on campuses everywhere. Believe it or not, there are even sites on theInternet telling people how to use it. Please forward this to everyone you know, especially girls. Girls, be careful when you'reout and don't leave your drink unattended. (added - Buy your own drinks, ensure bottles or cans received are unopened or sealed; don't even taste someoneelse's drink) There has already been a report in Nigeria of girls drinks been Spiked by Rohypnol. Please make the effort to forwardthis to everyone you know. For guys - Pls inform all your female friends and relatives, remember you also have sisters. " Your life isGod's gift to you. What you do forothers is your gift to God" please be careful.

O well, right now im thinking i wont be out of line to say that the truth is gradually coming out to meet the eyes of the watching world. The impression that the spanish league is a pretty weak one is really wrong and i think that's something that everyone should give at least a bit of thought to.

...i enjoyed the game

well i hope that the government or whoever that's in position at the top can really shake off their emotions and let their real sense of justice come out to play this time. hope we don't get the same old stories too, that they were taken to FCT for more interrogation and the next morning we hear that they've escaped from detention and are roaming the streets like free guiltless citizens.

we want justice, and hope the government can give it to us now, and that's the word like straight and easy

imgood

nice nice nice

Life Rules

Rule 1:Life is not fair-get used to it
Rule 2:The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3:You will NOT make N4,000,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4:If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5:Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping--they
called it opportunity.
Rule 6:If you mess up, it's not your parent's fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learnfrom them.
Rule 7:Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning yourclothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rainforest from the parasites of your parent'sgeneration, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8:Your school may have done away withwinners and losers, but life has not. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give youthe test as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9:Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10:Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11:Be nice to nerds. Chancesare you'll end up working for one.[center][/center]

your life is in God's hands my brother. And they wont be the end of you.