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Agriculture / Re: Good Three Weeks Ostrich For Sale At Affordable Price!!! by topsyking: 12:13am On Mar 13, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin who don buy yet
Mlawal1019:
For more watsapp @ 08030656016
Pets / Re: This HUGE Rat Bigger Than A Dog Was Found Near A Children’s Playground by topsyking: 5:11pm On Mar 12, 2016
Fiwasayo:


And you called me ode shocked shocked shocked God bless you.
amen and GOD BLESS YOU TOO smiley smiley
Pets / Re: This HUGE Rat Bigger Than A Dog Was Found Near A Children’s Playground by topsyking: 11:31am On Mar 12, 2016
Fiwasayo:


No it's not
This is a Raccoon.
ode sey u no read the news for yahoo news... or yahoo news no sabi racoon.. its a rat period
Pets / Re: This HUGE Rat Bigger Than A Dog Was Found Near A Children’s Playground by topsyking: 12:13am On Mar 12, 2016
Brezil:
Whoa... Its fecking big
this kind rat go chop pikin , used toothpick join grin grin

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Pets / This HUGE Rat Bigger Than A Dog Was Found Near A Children’s Playground by topsyking: 11:50pm On Mar 11, 2016
quess what would have happen to the rat if it was in naija.. grin grin grin

This beastly rodent is enough to give you nightmares.

The huge rat was found dead just feet away from a popular playground for children in London.

Gas engineer Tony Smith, 46, spotted the animal while working at a block of flats in the middle of London – and held it up for the camera to see.

Of course, its size is distorted by how close it is to lens – but it’s still a sizeable creature.

Smith said that the rat, which was found near where children play in Hackney Downs, London, was by far the largest he’d ever seen.

Tony, from Dagenham, said: “This is the largest rat I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

"I’ve got a cat and a Jack Russell and it was bigger than both of those put together.

"We were going to stick it in the bin, but before we did we thought we better take a picture of people won’t believe it’s real."

The father-of-three added: "I came home and showed my wife and she was absolutely shocked.

"I’ve been installing boilers across Hackney, Southwark, Whitechapel, for thirty years and have never seen a rat so big."

Tony explained that the estate where he was working has an infestation of rats, so there is poison left around to catch the enormous creatures.

He said: "The bins get left open nearby so these little fellas have a pretty good diet.

"They eat fried chicken and rice all the time.”

“We just chucked it in the bin because we couldn’t leave it lying around. It was huge,” added Tony.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/huge-rat-found-near-children-124639830.html

Pets / Re: My Dog Is Lean HELP!!! by topsyking: 8:11pm On Feb 08, 2016
broda.. u don buy mixture of local basenji plus local alsatian and local rott.. thats the result
if care is not taken, he go tall reach sky.. grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: "Nigerians Are Not All Scammers And Fraudsters" Swiss Woman Reveals (VIDEO) by topsyking: 3:12pm On Feb 07, 2016
i think the guy fuccckking this white girl.. is doing a good job.. grin grin grin

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Agriculture / Re: The 2nd Most Prolific Animals!!! by topsyking: 1:30pm On Feb 07, 2016
GlorytoGod:
My no is 08079820001
my guy put pics before dropping no.. you keep postponing the pics.. pple dont fall for this.. show us what you sell and not just writing words

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo’s 48 Hours As Acting President - Punch by topsyking: 1:21am On Feb 07, 2016
hmmmm grin

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Agriculture / Re: Good Three Weeks Ostrich For Sale At Affordable Price!!! by topsyking: 11:44am On Jan 28, 2016
@ mlawal. If i may ask how do u get by an ostrich chick. Do u import them or catch them in the wild.
Secondly, those asking how much. You guys just love buying things. Are u an expert on ostrich. Do u know its a wild animal. A full adult kick can kill a man

Very soon someone will come online to sell lion or elephant cub
Politics / Re: Illegal Immigrant by topsyking: 12:25am On Dec 24, 2015
are u this daft; dont u know the immigration no or website;
you can send the info to them they will work on it; but wait; did he offend u ; maka why

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill Zakzaky’s Wife, Son, Destroy Shiites’ Headquarters, by topsyking: 8:31pm On Dec 13, 2015
but why are they killing them ; are they more threat than boko haram;
what is going on in this crazy country

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Foreign Affairs / Re: See what Vladimir Putin said about muslims in Russia- Cramjones by topsyking: 1:15am On Dec 13, 2015
my man; my mentor; my hitler

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Politics / Re: Okonjo-Iweala's Letter To Jonathan Asking For Permission To Send $300m To Dasuki by topsyking: 2:48pm On Dec 10, 2015
Corrupt fat woman.[/quote] grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Partialjustice Nigerian Cocaine Drug Dealer Jailed 25yrs & Marijuana Seller Life by topsyking: 11:22am On Dec 10, 2015
tsamson:
End Time Judgment,

Lalasticlala, come see this oo
true
Foreign Affairs / Re: Omg Human Rights Activist's Pants Fall While Posing With President by topsyking: 11:57pm On Dec 09, 2015
na big disgrace be this ooo; the president dey freestyle dey look d man tin
i laugh so tey water dey comot for my eyes grin grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Partialjustice Nigerian Cocaine Drug Dealer Jailed 25yrs & Marijuana Seller Life by topsyking: 10:05pm On Dec 09, 2015
this is not justice at all; this is cheating
Crime / Partialjustice Nigerian Cocaine Drug Dealer Jailed 25yrs & Marijuana Seller Life by topsyking: 9:58pm On Dec 09, 2015
Some suspects arrested with bags of Indian hemp. By Nigeria’s justice style, they will probably face ‘firing squad’!

When the world is softening towards marijuana or cannabis and its users and Canada is leading national efforts to legalise it, Nigeria is still implementing a draconian law, probably left behind by the former colonial masters.

A Federal high court sitting in Lagos south west Nigeria,today sentenced a thirty – two year old man Aluagwu Lawrence to life imprisonment for unlawfully dealing in 220 grammes of Cannabis Sativa,otherwise known as Marijuana,while another person, Ameachi Igwe 37 years old, was sentenced to twenty -five years imprisonment by the same court for dealing in 2.7 grammes of Cocaine.

(Please note, the two Nigerians have been given lengthy jail terms for grammes not kilogrammes of cannabis)

In a one count criminal charge number FHC/L/108/15 filed before the court by the NDLEA prosecutor, Jeremiah Aernan, it was alleged that Aluagwu Lawrence,32 years old on the 12th of February,2015 under the bridge Ojota Lagos without lawful authority dealt in 220 grammes of Cannabis Sativa, a narcotic similar to cocaine, Heroin LSD etc and thereby committed an offence contrary to and punishable under sections 11(c) of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency Act, Cap N30 laws of the Federation of Nigeria 2004.

He was arraigned before the court on the 16th of June,2015. He pleaded guilty, without a lawyer, rendering him any advice or representing him.

Consequently,the prosecutor, Mr Aernan reviewed the facts of the case as stated in the charge.

When the presiding judge asked him if he has anything to say, he told the court that his father was an Indian hemp smoker who persistently beat his mother before they were sent away from home.

He did not go to school, he said. He further told the court that he was initially training as an athlete at the National stadium when a soldier promised to help him travel abroad but the soldier deceived him and dupe him of his money. Thereafter he has nothing doing,he then started selling Indian Hemp.

In her judgement,Justice Ofili Ajumogobia sentenced him to life imprisonment.

In the criminal charge number FHC/L/202C/15 filed against the second convict Ameachi Igwe ,37, he was said to have on the 8th of May,2015 at Mile 12 Market Lagos without lawful authority dealt in 2.7grammes of Cocaine, thereby committing an offence contrary to section 11(c) of the NDLEA Act

He pleaded guilty. He was not also represented by any counsel.

The fact of the case was also reviewed after which Justice Ajumogobia asked him whether he has anything to say.

The convict urged the judge to temper justice with mercy. Thereafter the convict was sentenced to twenty -five years imprisonment with hard labour.

http://thenewsnigeria.com.ng/2015/12/nigerian-32-bags-life-jail-for-cannabis-another-25-years/

Nairaland / General / Re: Strange But Funny Names Of Real People (photos) by topsyking: 3:30pm On Dec 09, 2015
what about 'GAYLORD FOCKER'grin OF THE MEET THE FOCKERS MOVIE

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Politics / Re: SECURITY: FG Deploys 5000 NSCDC Officers To North-east by topsyking: 1:38pm On Dec 09, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
ONLY A FOOLISH NIGER DELTAN OR BIAFRAN WILL MAKE THAT LIST. THEY POST THEIR PEOPLE TO THE SOUTH TO WORK, AND THEY SEND OUR PEOPLE TO GO AND DIE IN THEIR LAND(FOR THE ZOO)
spot on
me sef don dey think am; how many northerners are in civil defence corpgrin
Politics / Re: Cameroon Slaugthers 150 Nigerians! and Nigerians Are Quiet? by topsyking: 1:36pm On Dec 09, 2015
dont worry boko haram will revenge on our behalf; just watch the next news grin

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Health / Re: My Mother-In-Law Is A Witch by topsyking: 9:27pm On Dec 04, 2015
Seun:
She is not a witch. There is no such thing as a witch. Stop blaming your troubles on a defenceless old woman. All old women want grandkids. None of them want their grandkids to have boils. Maybe she doesn't like you, but that doesn't mean that she would harm her own grandchild.

You need to stop praying and fasting and go to a better hospital to find out what's going on with your baby and how to treat it. Ignorance kills.
there is no sense in your post; are yoou from a christian home at all ; and you are saying there is nothing like a witch; i pray you dont see one angry

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Politics / Re: GMB Should Scrap Nysc Scheme by topsyking: 2:05pm On Dec 01, 2015
i never for once regard nysc as a service for the nation but a mere waste of time and resources
Politics / Re: Queen Elizabeth, Buhari, 20 Govs To Attend Ooni’s Coronation by topsyking: 1:30pm On Dec 01, 2015
obinnashady:
I wonder how much they will spend hosting the queen this time
what are you talking about; do you know how important that throne is to the queen of england; its in the same level as the royal kingdom of england ; the only throne that is recognise by the queen of england since almagamation
Politics / Queen Elizabeth, Buhari, 20 Govs To Attend Ooni’s Coronation by topsyking: 1:23pm On Dec 01, 2015
Her Majesty the Queen of England, Elizabeth Alexandra; President Muhammadu Buhari; Vice President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo (SAN); and governors from at least 20 states, ministers and other dignitaries are expected to attend the coronation of the new Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi Ojaja II.

The Chairman, Media Committee of the coronation, Mr. Biyi Odunlade, said this at a press conference that started a series of activities lined up for the coronation scheduled to hold on December 7.

Odunlade, however, explained that the queen might be represented at the ceremony. He added that guests from many nations of the world had been invited for the ceremony.

The Ooni also said he was ready to fast-track the development of Ife with a series of policies, which he said, would make the Yoruba people proud anywhere they found themselves.

only in yoruba land you will see things like this happening

The monarch, who was represented at the press conference by his elder brother, Prince Adegboyega Ogunwusi, said he would do everything possible to address the problem of youth unemployment in the town.

Ogunwusi, who donated 50 transformers to some communities in Ife before he emerged as the new Ooni, said he would donate additional 50 transformers within the next 30 days to boost electricity supply in the ancient town.

He noted that this gesture would make small scale businesses in the town to thrive because power problem would have been reduced.

He said, “Let me acquaint you with what I have done in less than 70 days. I have given out over 20 electricity transformers worth about N250m.

“I donated 50 transformers when I was a prince. I will buy another 50 transformers within the next 30 days to further enhance electricity distribution. With this, small scale businesses of welders, tailors and others will naturally witness improvement.

“Providentially, I know the core investor and the Chairman, Ibadan Electricity Distribution Company, Mr. Tunde Ayeni, personally and very well. I have engaged him and his team to make this a reality and work has commenced in earnest. We will witness this transformation by the very special grace of God.”

“To revamp the stadium, I have already opened discussion with the Osun State Government on this. I will set up a football academy and we will have 16 clubs in Ife.”

The new monarch also promised to establish a football academy.

While the press conference was going on, the new Ooni and other guests were at an inter-religious service held at Enuwa Square.

One of the religious leaders, who spoke at the service, Apostle Joshua Fagbule, urged the people of Ife to rally round Ogunwusi in order for him to bring about meaningful development to the town.


http://punchng.com/queen-elizabeth-buhari-20-govs-to-attend-oonis-coronation/
only in yoruba land

Politics / Re: Yoruba Commonwealth - Kwara, Kogi West, Oyo, Osun, Ekiti, Ondo, Ogun And Lagos by topsyking: 4:04pm On Nov 28, 2015
nice write up cheesy
Travel / Re: Study In South Cyprus by topsyking: 3:08pm On Nov 27, 2015
fados4sure:

Thank-God you finally left d Island. All my friends that we came to d Island together are all back to square one in 9ja.
na so o; am talking of the south part ; not the north part; well they are not even different from each other ; just that one is in eu and the other is not
Travel / Re: Study In South Cyprus by topsyking: 1:47pm On Nov 27, 2015
gadafi101:


Can u pls share ur experience so we can a benefit from it? I too am about applying to University of Nicosia.

Thanks.
i will soon share my experience ; next year when am fully settled; i left the fuckinn island some months ago and i will keep advising people not to ever think of going there to study; lot of things to share in the coming year; it take me 2years to fully write about my experience and time in the hole called cyprus
Travel / Re: Study In South Cyprus by topsyking: 9:28pm On Nov 26, 2015
falosam:
Plz guys, just planning to apply to university of nicosia... Plz I need info on which period to enrol for.. maybe fall, spring, etc
dont do it ; choose another better country; i been there and seen it all

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