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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 6:27am On May 03, 2023
Lisa001:
Good evening I already paid and registered for my UKVI IELTS and I mistakenly chose CBT instead of paper based

Pls can it be changed

I doubt it. But you can contact them via email and find out. Those whose exams were rescheduled during the elections back in February and March were allowed this opportunity.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 5:26am On May 03, 2023
lexy2014:

how did they stay number 1 for so long in d season without a test?
Arsenal’s Kiwior is the subject matter here.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 10:36pm On May 02, 2023
StepTwo:


You complained about his inclusion in the line-up for this match. He went above your expectations and you’ve shifted the complaint to Newcastle game.

Are you in any way related to Muhammadu Buhari?

grin
Chelsea were no test at all. Let's watch the kid go up against a real team at Saint James' Park before we start praising him abeg.
His acid test beckons!
Politics / Re: Photo Of Yemi Osinbajo And Chimamanda Adichie by Torpedo23: 10:30pm On May 02, 2023
SpartaOfLagos:

Chimamanda has attained the height that Osibanjo has never attained which is TIMES MOST 100 INFLUENTIAL PEOOLE IN THE WORLD 2015

SHE HAS MET AND DINED WITH LEADERS AND FIRST CLASS KINGS OF THE WIRLD .

OSIBANJO WILL FADE AWAY IN FEW DAYS TIME POLITICALLY BUT CHIMAMANDA WILL CONTINUE TO SOAR ANd meet and dine with world leaders that Osibanjo could only dream of getting close to..

Nlfpmod

Chimamanda and Nigeriainfofm's Joyce Onyemuwa have this striking semblance that stares, I tell you. .
Beautiful ladies with big big brains!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 10:17pm On May 02, 2023
StepTwo:


Torpedo23 , what were we saying again?

Wait till after Newcastle before you start flattering him. He will definitely start!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 9:57pm On May 02, 2023
Torpedo23:


Mine.
For Arsenal
Arsenal 3:1. Chelsea
Newcastle 2:2 Arsenal
Arsenal 3:2 Brighton
Nottingham Forest 0:3 Arsenal
Arsenal 4:1 Wolves

For City
Manchester City 3:1 West Ham,
Manchester City 4:2 Leeds
Everton 1:1 Manchester City
Brighton 2:1 Manchester City
Brentford 1:1 Manchester City.



My prediction is still on though!

My predictions still intact.
Congrats to all Arsenal fans tonight!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 9:50pm On May 02, 2023
If dem swear for Arteta again, make e no buy capable replacements for Gabriel and Saliba.
He too contributed to this anticlimactic end of the season.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 9:47pm On May 02, 2023
Villageboy1010:
grin grin He's still trying though
Well, it's Arsenal na. Why eim no go try
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 9:40pm On May 02, 2023
10 minutes left and dem still fit bungle it if that Gabriel makes way for Holding.
Yeye!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 9:39pm On May 02, 2023
See as I dey check time, even with a two goal cushion. Na Wetin these wasteful boys don turn dem fans into this season o.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 9:33pm On May 02, 2023
Villageboy1010:
Madueke is talented though

Anyone can be brilliant against Arsenal. We just can't keep a clean sheet to save our lives.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 9:08pm On May 02, 2023
osazsky:
liechester had good players with lots of exlerience..they even beat city and drew at ethihad..for u to win d epl u will have to beat city..only liverpool has dat capacity not assnal

Again, excuses. The sooner we admit that these boys threw the PL away, the better for us. The quality herein is way superior to that of Leicester that won the PL few years ago.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 9:05pm On May 02, 2023
Angelfrost:


Well, Leicester had only one trophy to chase throughout the season!

Arsenal was running at 4 with practically the same first team!

What exactly did you expect?!!! Especially when the squad is thinner than Peter Crouch!
You see that's the thing: we will never stop making excuses for Arsenal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:52pm On May 02, 2023
simfrost90210:


But we performed unimaginably well..
Be frank with yourself, no one expected this performance and we don't have the depth needed for sustainability.. Come to think of it, amongst the big six, we have the least squad oo, Arsenal no too get names but we did well..


Seriously, Bro

If Leicester at this stage of the season had floundered the way we did and consoled themselves with 'we performed unimaginably well', would they be champions of the PL?
Arteta and these boys made us dream. They should've told us we were in for a rude awakening at the business end of the season.

It doesn't get more anticlimactic than this, you know?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:47pm On May 02, 2023
Lekan239:
lampard that start azpi 34years and silver 37 years in 4 man defence against strong attackingside like Arsenal. What were u expecting

Before this game, you all complained about his ultra defensive approach to games. He went attacking tonight and una still wan complain. Na Lamps go teach them how to defend abi?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:45pm On May 02, 2023
StepTwo:

It’s time, we are separating men from boys.
Tough to take for us Gooners.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:41pm On May 02, 2023
StepTwo:
Squawka

Arsenal are the first team in Europe's top five divisions to have four players reach 10+ league goals this season:

◉ Bukayo Saka
◉ Gabriel Martinelli
◉ Martin Ødegaard
◉ Gabriel Jesus

The Gunners have serious firepower.

And what good has that done us. Top of the table for a whopping 240 days only to lose it all with 8 games to go (two weeks ago)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:38pm On May 02, 2023
bluefilm:


It's on record that Arsenal fans are the most useless fans in the world.

But they are not only useless.... they are also hopeless!

Baba Blue, where is this coming from na?
No worry your chicken wey dey chop stone this season go see agbado chaw in the next one.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:35pm On May 02, 2023
Jesus makes it three! The defending was bad again. Won't even blame Lampard one bit.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:34pm On May 02, 2023
Martin enjoys scoring at the Emirates. Na eim pleasure park. Just a shame he, Jesus, Zinchenko let the team down in the games the other boys sorely needed their maturity to shine through. .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:32pm On May 02, 2023
Truthful08:
Humility ko humility ni. As if Man City no get proud fans, yet they keep winning grin

Go ask what happened to them at Nottingham Forest when they thought they were in for a feast.
Modesty/Humility is key in all aspects of life my brother , even in sports.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:25pm On May 02, 2023
Adakintroy:
Kiwor look steady. Thank God Arte ta finally dish that holdings.

After 20 minutes of playing a Chelsea team that refuse to attack grin

Kare lai.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:23pm On May 02, 2023
Felabrity:
Arsenal go spell Chelsea today

Na dis kin thing make us lose that top spot. We fans, like the players, need to learn some humility!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:19pm On May 02, 2023
Martin Odegaard!!!
Likes to score at the Emirates.
Arsenal 1up!!
Too easy though.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:19pm On May 02, 2023
Martin Odegaard!!!
Likes to score at the Emirates.
Arsenal 1up!!
Too easy though.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:17pm On May 02, 2023
geoworldedu:

Mine
For Arsenal Arsenal 2 vs 2 Chelsea Newcastle 3 vs 3 Arsenal Arsenal 1 vs 2 Brighton Nottingham 1 vs 4 Arsenal Arsenal 2 vs 0 Wolves
For City Manchester City 3: 0 West Ham, Manchester City 3: 1 Leeds Everton 1:4 Manchester City Brighton 1:1 Manchester City Brentford 0:2Manchester City.
grin Ain't gon' happen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:16pm On May 02, 2023
adedayoa2:
we don't even need the win again, since we can life the EPL, what's the struggle all about?

Exactly my brother. We are not angry anymore, just FED UP!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:12pm On May 02, 2023
Trosaad! Get in there, boy!!!


10 assists in 4 months no be beans.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:09pm On May 02, 2023
bluefilm:
Chelsea to win their first game in a long while today

grin Una dey do dis thing to pepper Arsenal fans, but what yall don't know is that we are not pissed off by these shenanigans anymore. Most of us have accepted our fate in good faith.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 7:59pm On May 02, 2023
StepTwo:


My bad! I missed that

My point exactly. The boy would be better off playing Sunday league footie abeg.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 7:54pm On May 02, 2023
StepTwo:


Arsenal’s last four premier league games have come without a win and Joseph Kiwior was not part of that those games.

Something new idea.

Kiwior came on at Anfield, and he was so ineffectual , even you don't remember he featured . Bad as Holding is, I'd still pick the Englishman over him.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 7:43pm On May 02, 2023
StepTwo:
OptaJoe


1 - Jakub Kiwior's first league start for Arsenal is coming in their 34th game of the campaign. The last Arsenal player to make their full league debut this far into a campaign was Konstantinos Mavropanos in 2017-18 (35th game), a 2-1 defeat against Man Utd.

Baptism.

I don't know what Arteta sees in this kid and Viera. Those two aren't even good enough to be sqaud members of any serious title contender

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