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Politics / Re: I Didn’t Lose 2023 Presidential Election, Atiku Declares by Torpedo23: 11:38am On May 12, 2023
Infobase101:
Since the three contestants won, to solve this matter,I think each region should have their own president. Simple!!!

Even politicians of the Igbo stock would rather die than let that happen. Nigeria's unity, mangled as it is, is non-negotiable grin
Politics / Re: INEC Invites Nigerians To Inspect Particulars Of Imo, Bayelsa, Kogi Guber Candid by Torpedo23: 6:18am On May 12, 2023
Yakubull thinking he's smart. E no know say eim and his useless agency don cast.
A good name is better than gold.
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 8:19pm On May 11, 2023
Gracey2222:
May God help us oo
E don tay wey I see visa alert for this page oo
Father lord,,, grant us our heart desires ooo

E don tey ke!
Myella brought us some great visa news on May 5. And my boy gigfx made his own testimony a day later. So Oga, na so 5 days ago tey for your eye?

God dey for all of us!
Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints Garba Baba Umar As New Security Adviser, 2 Weeks To Go by Torpedo23: 4:58pm On May 11, 2023
Voting this man into office in 2015 is still the biggest blunder I ever made in this life. What a waste of a good vote!!!

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 4:28pm On May 11, 2023
ThatCEO:

Thanks a lot.
You're welcome.
Politics / Re: Shehu Sani To Obi: Tinubu, Atiku & Buhari Do Not Apologise For Their Supporters by Torpedo23: 4:16pm On May 11, 2023
tungamaje:
Shehu, I agree with you on this one. The youths are angry and want to take back their country and you are apologizing to the elders who are against the youth's aspirations. Don't you know you would soon lose their support?

I used to be a die-hard Obidient. But these days, Obi has made it hard for me to keep on support him. What's the needless urge to apologize to fools who're the reason we all are angry?

Normally me no dey apologize for something I deem right. The useless shalaye from Okwute go make everybody leave am soon. Make e continue. Igba Melo loku?

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 2:29pm On May 11, 2023
ThatCEO:
Good day house, I beg o, which of the IELTS does one register for?

My sister wants to go for care job in UK.

Also please, what is the required IELTS score for UK care job?

UKVI IELTS, General Training.

BAND score : 4 in all components and 4 in average.
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 7:32am On May 10, 2023
DoDirtsLikeWorm:

Well...don't blame him that much. Note that everyone that's tryna help wants to see some effort from the helpee too.

In this Jakpa matter, if I say I will help you, I will be expecting you to start reading for IELTS or even register to take one. If I sees such effort, it would keep the ball in my court and force me to go all out. Na The Rule of Help be that.

So true!!!

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 7:51pm On May 09, 2023
DoDirtsLikeWorm:

Well...I wonder why the person had to stress you?
S/he could have uploaded everything from YouKay and pay for it all at once.
That was how mine was done.

Bros, if I told you I understand the guy, na lie o. I mean he couldn't even tell me he'd paid for all that. I sent him computer-scanned copies of every supporting document, yet, he failed to do the uploads..
He's some kinda enigma for family sha. He does whatever he wants. Na eim way.

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Fashion / Re: Ladies Who Wear Wigs Almost All The Time, How Do You Cope? by Torpedo23: 2:46pm On May 09, 2023
GeneralPula:
I dislike the Wig ehh..

Wig is not for naija girls! It doesn't suit them at all! It makes them look old, more artificial and not pleasing to the eye! I wonder why them no dey tell them the truth..

Make a Weaving, Shuku, Kojusoko, Patewo, and see how beautiful & natural you'll look!
.
Generalpula himself grin

Omo Yooba wey like Tinubu pass eimself.
This is probably the only post you'll make on NL that I will ever agree with.

Trad hairdo na wig mate

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 2:20pm On May 09, 2023
advanceDNA:


Its crazy how things get fvcked up in real life when u dont prepare.... u get lucky say the person wey do ur application and book ur biometrics get sense and already know say u too scatter.... grin


Abi oo Baba Vawulence.
I kuku know say I scatter before grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City :UCL (1 - 1) On 9th May 2023 by Torpedo23: 1:42pm On May 09, 2023
ceematics:
Make dis bald headed man win this treble comot man city na the domination is too much

Because dem beat a Bayern side that was very unBayern and wallop a young Arsenal side wey just dey come up con mean say dem go win treble and dominate abi??
Make una easy with the City hype abeg. They ain't shii.

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 1:37pm On May 09, 2023
DoDirtsLikeWorm:

This will be hard but not impossible.
Everybody is afraid of Everybody, but if you act like you forgot it mistakenly, some persons might want to proffer solutions.

Seems people in the UK could pay for uploads and scanning from their end? If didn't know the whole thing had been settled until I completed my biometrics.

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 1:29pm On May 09, 2023
Silly me! I had been sweating here for the past three days over ATMs and scanning/upload cost for my application's assisted service package.
I get there today and realize the service had already been paid for! I just breezed in, did the scanning and uploads in minutes and in no time, I was out of the centre!

It's crazy how things work themselves out in real life!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City :UCL (1 - 1) On 9th May 2023 by Torpedo23: 12:06pm On May 09, 2023
The Boogeyman is here to not only deny City another place in the final, but to also throw spanner in their PL works and dreams .
We Gooners go gather tonight to lick up some rich steamy cups of tears grin

Hala Madrid oo!

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 12:18am On May 09, 2023
Olaide1295:


If you have a GT account. Go to their branch and get a card using self service. You should get it in less than 1 hour.
Rather than going to TLS and hoping a good samaritan will help you.

Thank you Sir. I wish I had a GT account.
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 12:17am On May 09, 2023
DoDirtsLikeWorm:

This will be hard but not impossible.
Everybody is afraid of Everybody, but if you act like you forgot it mistakenly, some persons might want to proffer solutions.

Thanks boss. Why would they be afraid? They could even just use the card on my behalf there, I pay and everyone is happy. They can be in charge and still hold their card while I supply information they'll need. Or how you see am baba?

Modified.
I have resolved to take a friend's card there for payment. Thanks all.

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 2:45pm On May 08, 2023
karixz:


The only way around this is to find a normal applicant that would allow you to transfer the money into their account and then you’d use their card. The officials there won’t be able to help you.

I could just give a fellow applicant cash and have him or her do the transaction on my behalf, right?
Thanks baba.
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 10:19am On May 08, 2023
Osa4:



Carry ur debit or atm card

Unfortunately for me, Oga mi, I don't have a debit or ATM card. That's why I've been asking this particular question. Anyway around this when I get there tomorrow?
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 9:22am On May 08, 2023
Osa4:


Apply on the day 31st please

One last question baba, can we pay in cash for scanning at TLScontact?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 7th May 2023 by Torpedo23: 6:45pm On May 07, 2023
Reference:
Victor Osimen scores a pen. Napoli leads.
Dam the rain that robbed me of this match.... angry

Thank God you didn't watch. You would have jinxed another away game for us. So it's a good thing you missed it o.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 7th May 2023 by Torpedo23: 6:39pm On May 07, 2023
Qasim6:


So because dem no fit win league again make dem lose all the remaining games?

You dey mind these yeye critics.
Na the bloody defeatist mentality dey make dem yeye team dey flapapa since Match Day 1.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 7th May 2023 by Torpedo23: 6:32pm On May 07, 2023
Where was this Arsenal against lousy West Ham, buffoon Southampton and yeye Liverpool
Well, it makes for a sting in the tail Sha. City will lose points and Arsenal might capitalize.
Never say Never!!!
The boys have learnt their lesson and will finish stronger than City wey never know the calamity wey dey wait them for Tuesday night..They won't come back from that one on both PL and CL fronts. Make una mark am!
COYG jare!

81 points no be beans jor!!!

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 4:36pm On May 07, 2023
Osa4:




Please tell the relative to send u a copy of ur COS please


Look thru ur application


You need
Passport
COS copy
PCC
IELTS or NARIC
TB
Bank statements if maintenance is not ticked



Please kindly collect ur COS so u can go thru the form urself for corrections and all

If any errors you can do a cover letter


all those other documents are not compulsory


Hoping the Relative no be one chance agent

All the best



I have my COS in hand now. Thanks baba.

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 3:12pm On May 07, 2023
Osa4:




Please tell the relative to send u a copy of ur COS please


Look thru ur application


You need
Passport
COS copy
PCC
IELTS or NARIC
TB
Bank statements if maintenance is not ticked



Please kindly collect ur COS so u can go thru the form urself for corrections and all

If any errors you can do a cover letter


all those other documents are not compulsory


Hoping the Relative no be one chance agent

All the best



OK boss. Thanks alot.
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 12:24pm On May 07, 2023
advanceDNA:


respected keee?? I beg ooo..i no anything ooo....some pple just know me becos my vawulence too much ...but i don dey reduce am small small shaa...

U can add employment letter if u have it... if u dont its not an issue...if there is any other thing they will swnd u email to provide it

grin grin
Thanks boss!!!
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 11:11am On May 07, 2023
advanceDNA:


Okay...u don clear me now...

Some employers give COS as a document so that applocant can have something to upload.

Some dont give it...because its not compulsory to upload something...as ukvi doesn not have an official standard document for COS....

what matters is the number u used to apply is genuine...ukvi already has the details of the COS number assigned to ur passport number ....

so enter TLS like i boss....the only danger with assisted service is ur document must be complete at point of scanning...so dont forget anything at home

Wow!
Thanks alot baba. Now I know why you're well-respected on this thread.
Point of scanning documents I have here :
Printed checklist
Printed Appointment confirmation email
TB test
Passport
PCC
IELTS originals
Care testimonial

Baba,, hope this is complete?
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 10:48am On May 07, 2023
advanceDNA:


Baba shèy u dey whine me niii??
U dey confuse me gaan...

Wait..U were talkimg about assited service naaa.....have u applied for visa??

Baba I have. I didn't do the application. A relative there did it on my behalf. He was supposed to hand me the COS but he hasn't, even after completing visa application. I'm not so conversant with the process baba mi
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 10:33am On May 07, 2023
advanceDNA:


What do u mean by u dont have COS...?? How did u apply for visa and biometrics??

Or u dont have a document from ur employer, they gave u only a number to used for ur application??

He hasn't given me the number yet. Is that all I need at this stage or it's some kind of document.
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 10:24am On May 07, 2023
advanceDNA:


Assited service is about 17 to 18k

Thanks my oga. Is the COS important at this stage. I don't have it yet.
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 10:22am On May 07, 2023
Osa4:



N13000

But make sure every document you have is on A4 sp u don't pay a lot for photocopies

Thanks boss. Paying alot of money like what amount on the average? I will be going with cash
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 8:15am On May 07, 2023
DoDirtsLikeWorm:


He's a good person. At a time I thought he's there already.
Nevertheless, this YouKay thread does not have the tradition of celebrating people well, maybe it's because they sees the whole process to be easy?

In other threads, getting ITA (I.V to Apply), update in Application review are golden, Passport Request/Visa is madFun & it keeps them hopefuls going.

Here, people won't celebrate anybody; even their question helpers, they are all here to read and scroll pass like.......make I seize my pen firing jaree, My Ink!!

Please how much do I need to bring to scan my documents and other things at the VAC. My application is assisted service

And is it important that I go there with my COS as well.
Please provide any meaningful information to help me. I'm in the dark here.

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