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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Torpedo23: 11:13pm On May 06, 2023
Hey guys my biometric appointment is on the 9th at VI VAC. Please how much do I need to bring along for assisted scanning of my documents? Is cash acceptable?
How do I prepare for this appointment.
Stuff I need to bring as checklist and supporting docs.
Thank you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Leeds (2 - 0) On 6th May 2023 by Torpedo23: 4:02pm On May 06, 2023
Rubyjade:
Ogbeni, be calming down. You don't just come up with a score line without details analysis as to why it will be such score line

Hear this one. Which analysis did you put up to support that City won't drop points against Everton and Brentford
Una for the losing teams this season just wan project your fear of City on Real Madrid wey be ogbologbo CL customers. No worry or need for shalaye, we go all dey here Tuesday night to drink hot sizzling tears grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Leeds (2 - 0) On 6th May 2023 by Torpedo23: 3:51pm On May 06, 2023
oloriooko:
Haaland needs more goals he should stop wasting chances

What pressure is he even on sef, missing seaters like say e be Yakubu?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Leeds (2 - 0) On 6th May 2023 by Torpedo23: 3:48pm On May 06, 2023
Iconme:
mancity will floor Madrid boss!
Na here we go all dey for Tuesday night, by God's Grace.
3-1!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Leeds (2 - 0) On 6th May 2023 by Torpedo23: 3:44pm On May 06, 2023
Rubyjade:
Don't be quick to jump to conclusion

3-1 to Real Madrid.

O sure ju!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Leeds (2 - 0) On 6th May 2023 by Torpedo23: 3:42pm On May 06, 2023
tunapawizzy:
who has a big bucket make we begin collect Arsenal tears

City own na Tuesday. Nothing go make them escape the shishi wey dey wait dem for Bernabeu.
Set Awon local champions.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Leeds (2 - 0) On 6th May 2023 by Torpedo23: 3:21pm On May 06, 2023
Angelfrost:
Dear Peacocks... Fear ye not!

Everyone is beatable!

They couldn't do it, even on their best day.

Alas! City go one-up!

I always knew the Cityzens had this one in the bag. Who be Leeds But fear not my fellow Gooners, na Everton, Brighton and Brentford go do dem dat thing. .

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Politics / Re: Ekweremadu: What A Northern Nigerian Muslim Donor Would Have Done - Reno Omokri by Torpedo23: 9:56pm On May 05, 2023
xpressionx:
That was how they covered the killers if Deborah

The day God will rise against Deborah 's killers ehn. That day go bad for the murderers.
Politics / Re: Ike Ekweremadu & Wife Nwanneka Sentenced To 10 Years, 6 Years Each by Torpedo23: 3:02pm On May 05, 2023
dmz1:
Ewooo!!!
I am sad about this news. Please dear God comfort Ekweremadu, his wife and family. May you smile on him again

And the victim whose world has changed because of Ekweremadu's crime?

Una think say God be like una wey go always support the oppressors over the oppressed.
Dey dia dey play.

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Education / Re: Seventy Percent Of Teachers In South-west Are Unqualified - TRCN by Torpedo23: 2:43pm On May 05, 2023
bentenny:

Not an excuse to ditch getting a proper certification or qualification!

Besides,there are schools in Nigeria where teachers earn more than 200k a month!

So everyone should aim for the 0.001% of such schools bah? Great advice.
Food / Re: Nigerian Indomie Noodles Very Safe To Consume - NAFDAC by Torpedo23: 11:19am On May 05, 2023
I don't believe this Mojisola Adeyeye's NAFDAC one bit.
If this announcement. were coming from the Akunyili-led one, I for take am seriously.

God forbid my family eats that noodle thing again!!!
Politics / Re: I Will Fulfil All My Campaign Promises – Tinubu by Torpedo23: 9:01am On May 05, 2023
kayone2:
Seriously, there should be a law imposing prison sentence on Nigerian politicians that fail to fulfill their campaign promises.

That's one way the demands of the masses will continue to have regard in eyes of these wicked scammers that call themselves politicians

How about a law imprisoning INEC officials for rigged and shoddy elections uhn? For without corrupt electoral officers , these lying politicians wouldn't be in our high offices, pissing down on us.

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Celebrities / Re: "This Your Daughter Must Die" - Seyi Law Shares Death Threats Sent To His Wife by Torpedo23: 7:07am On May 05, 2023
femmygold:


You have joined the bullying already, can't he support whoever he wants again?

Freedom to support evil and incompetence is why Nigeria is a laughing stock today in the comity of nations.
It's an unfortunate thing that the fools in this country are n the majority. How wonderful freedom of choice would be for Nigeria, if the generality of her people were sane and loved good and justice.
Education / Re: Seventy Percent Of Teachers In South-west Are Unqualified - TRCN by Torpedo23: 6:44am On May 05, 2023
bentenny:

Teaching goes beyond preparing the pupils or students for an exam!
The job or responsibility of a teacher is to adequately and intentionally impact knowledge to the students and that can only be possible if you have gone through a system that qualifies you to be a teacher!

Yes, you have to do all that for the delicious 15k waiting for you at the end of the month!
Politics / Re: IGP Commissions Projects In Kano And Jigawa States. by Torpedo23: 6:25am On May 05, 2023
darkwan:


then the police command headquaters have to increase the punishment for those bad eggs caught....

we citizens have to help to identify them out....you have your mobile phones with camera....film everything as evidence....

The bad eggs are in the majority. How can the people win against this corrupt organisation when the whole unit is rotten from top to bottom.
Politics / Re: IGP Commissions Projects In Kano And Jigawa States. by Torpedo23: 5:00am On May 05, 2023
Looks good, but to what end?
Police officers are still extorting, brutalizing and killing innocent Nigerians on the daily.
If human lives are still worth something here, then what the Nigeria Police needs now is more mental reforms than edifices and projects that will only serve to enhance the lawlessness and indiscipline inherent in their officers.
The worst police force in the whole wide world!
Politics / Re: Sudan: Nigerian Evacuees Get N100,000 Each, N25,000 Recharge Cards, 1.5 GB Data by Torpedo23: 3:44pm On May 04, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Madam Abike really tried, God bless her, God bless Asiwaju . The FG tried as well

Wash them all you want ; it won't change the perception the generality of Nigerians have of these two. You go just labour tire and launder from morning to night on NL, Nigerians will never ever take your fake praises seriously.
All APC attackdogs here just dey labour in vain.
Politics / Re: Onaiyekan: It Makes No Sense To Swear In 'riggers' Whose Cases Are In Court by Torpedo23: 3:27pm On May 04, 2023
AMI3:


U are right bro. That is how Yoruba Muslim small girl insulted my friend because Tinubu.
I look at this girl and look my friend who is even old enough to be her father.
She was swearing that anybody Yoruba person that vote Igbo he will die. Thunder will fire the person and it shall not well with that person.

God, why should people take this thing two far.like this?

Politics of bitterness is not good in Nigeria. I pity the next generation.

I live amongst them here. In fact my family is the only Yoruba one who are Christians in my compound here in Ogun. The rest are all Yoruba Muslims. You need to live in the rural setting to really understand how deeply tribal and religiously stupid some of them are, but na dem carry ebo pass . We saw all their shenanigans during the February/March elections..
Na dia way! So you'll forgive me when I say I'm not the least surprised at what these lots are doing on NL.

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Crime / Re: Police Officers Beat Man In Lagos; Force PRO Calls For Probe (Video, Photos) by Torpedo23: 3:24pm On May 04, 2023
OBTOREPA:
The gangs of Lagos state.

They and agberos are same same!
This is an agency under the executive arm of government and someone said he delivered change to Nigerians grin
Politics / Re: Onaiyekan: It Makes No Sense To Swear In 'riggers' Whose Cases Are In Court by Torpedo23: 3:10pm On May 04, 2023
Herdsmen:
Yoruba Apc people Yoruba Muslims will abuse God’s servant over a statement … feared that he’s referring to their daddy druggie asiwaju

Over 50 elections petitions … yet at the mere mention of the word petition … instant cold and fever go just come on them.. some seizures..

… not to mention presidential election petitions.. they forcefully release a venom of insult and curses..

All na fear of what’s coming …

If peradventure tinubu finally returns that stolen document

Walahi Allah.. their will be massive suicide in Yoruba southwest Nigeria

This is not a joke ….
It's the emboldened that are insulting the man of God.

Why should cheats be allowed to move to the the next class when they're still standing trial for examination malpractice?

Makes no sense at all.

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Sports / Re: Serena Williams Unveils Baby Bump At 2023 Met Gala (Video, Photos) by Torpedo23: 12:26pm On May 04, 2023
chimex001:
My JW sister
I wish you safe delivery

Didn't know her family were JW till I watched 'King Richard'.



Some movie, that one!
Sports / Re: Serena Williams Unveils Baby Bump At 2023 Met Gala (Video, Photos) by Torpedo23: 12:22pm On May 04, 2023
ManWater:
Kudos to her. She has done quite well for herself.

Done quite well for herself
Why Nigerians just like understatements laidis.
It's the world's greatest female tennis player of all time you're talking about here na!
Politics / Re: Buhari: Stop Begging Just Explain What Happened By Dele Sobowale by Torpedo23: 9:07am On May 04, 2023
zinaunreal:
People say Nigerians are wise but I say Nigerians are the most stupid set of people on earth and only become agile and desperate, when money is involved and you mistake that for wisdom. You can say academically sound but wisdom is zero

Just take a look you put Tinubu to replace Buhari because of hate and you think this country will grow? I laugh in Sudanese . Stupid set of citizens. Funny thing is even those that supported Obi are now telling him to relax that the election has come and gone.

Always ready to stoop low and accept nonsense yet you go out there and beat your chest putting forth the name Nigeria. Nigeria is just a brand name as far as I am concerned. There is nothing good out of this country absolutely nothing.

Even if they couldnt vote obi, why didn't they at least campaign for osibanjo who genuinely means well for Nigeria. At least we have seen his fast paced effort first hand. How this country wan take grow tell me. Now you're flashing a sick old drug dealer and ready to make him president where is that done? The way this country will get looted this next 4 years even God go shake . Abacha will even roll in his grave. Una never see anything. This next episode we are entering is stupid politicians versus stupid Nigerian citizens

I still comend never the less those who tried to make a change. Its very unfortunate that stupid Nigerians are more populated than you

Stop the victim-shaming, will you?
Nigerians did not vote these people. The system selected them. It's hard to blame the electorate in a country whose soul has been completely hijacked!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Loses 1-0 To Morocco (Under 17 African Nations Cup) by Torpedo23: 8:42am On May 04, 2023
Oyindamolah:
Yahaya Lawal has 2 kids and a wife playing for U-17

What evidence can you provide to support this spurious claim?

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Sports / Re: I Am Not Igbo - Sunday Oliseh by Torpedo23: 6:57am On May 04, 2023
muykem:
We thought Sunday Oliseh is from Igbo before this clarification.

I'm just here wondering why a Yoruba Muslim named Muikeem is bothered about the ancestry of a SSoutherner/SEasterner. You no get better things to do with your time?
I'm a Yoruba Christian and frankly I don't give two fvcks.
If no be Seun wey dey allow these ethnic slurs and bigotry here, people like you would have no jobs.

Just imagine this nonsense on a Thursday morning!!!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Set Nigeria 100 Years Back, Brought Religious Divisions– Buba Galadima by Torpedo23: 9:37pm On May 03, 2023
OVB123:
We just voted a replica of Buhari, if not worst than him.

Not a Tinubu fanboy, but none can be worse than Bubu.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham (3 - 0) On 3rd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:19pm On May 03, 2023
MrJames007:
Why De Bryne no dey this game embarassed Who will assist that Norwegian to gimme goals

He's already being missed.

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Celebrities / Re: Eedris Abdulkareem, Tony Tetuila And Artquake At The Club by Torpedo23: 8:08pm On May 03, 2023
Ilaje1:


Mumu, Tony introduced Plantazun bois (Tuface, Fcae and Blackface), ruggedman and others in his Omode meta sere. Tuface was the was singing "sere ooo, 'sere ayo"

Correct!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Eedris Abdulkareem, Tony Tetuila And Artquake At The Club by Torpedo23: 8:06pm On May 03, 2023
thaoriginator:
No be only 2face, you no like 5face? 😢

The guy you quoted was spot on. 2face did delivered the hook for that 'Omode Meta nsere' track.
Politics / Re: Governor Oyebanji Pays Courtesy Visit To His Wife, Ekiti First Lady by Torpedo23: 7:53pm On May 03, 2023
kennybabs1980:
He go greet his wife, ok o.

This man is looking like yet another Social Media Governor we have here in the SW - as if the Gbewudani one we're enduring in this our agbero-run city never do.
Have Ekiti people not enter one chance laidis sha

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham (3 - 0) On 3rd May 2023 by Torpedo23: 7:42pm On May 03, 2023
ManWater:
Arsenal Prayer Warriors, gather here let's pray for City to drop points tonight. cool

Not gonna happen in their next two PL games. But you see that one against Everton? Na dia dem go first drop points, followed by a shocking loss to Brighton, afterwhich they'd end things with a draw at Brentford.

Whether Arsenal go profit from am, I no know sha o.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Delighted With Rousing Welcome In Port Harcourt (photos) by Torpedo23: 7:04pm On May 03, 2023
yarimo:
TINUBU is loved by all Nigerians 30k-grubbing bottom-feeders such as yourself

Corrected.

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