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Family / Re: How Much Do You Spend A Week As A Single Person? by Torpedo23: 4:24pm On Apr 24, 2023
GeneralPula:
5k daily and that’s 35k weekly..

Some weeks e no dey reach 35..

You mean 30k BATism/BMCism/Zombism work allows you spend that high? K'e de maa wo o; mo de fe gbaagbo o grin
And I wan really believe this one o, but na lie. Fa Fa fau fau!!!


Oniro iya.

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Politics / Re: Primaries Conducted By Sacked Chairman, Abure In Bayelsa, Imo, Kogi Illegal-LP by Torpedo23: 3:46pm On Apr 24, 2023
fergie001:
Nope.
In Edo State, an Edo State High Court has given him some reprieve.

This particular case is at the FCT High Court bordering on perjury, forgery. Again, Abure didn't call for the NEC meeting, he wasn't even present in Asaba.
Are you a political journalist?

How do you know so much about internal party politics?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do You Hate Your Job? by Torpedo23: 3:03pm On Apr 24, 2023
Pojomojo:
it's like you had or having a bad experience

Best left unsaid.
E go hard any school owner in Lagos and Ogun to make heaven o.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do You Hate Your Job? by Torpedo23: 2:23pm On Apr 24, 2023
Banbulu:
Teaching job oo I never receive my last month salary till now, month don de end pls who can help me any job vacant in Abuja or around mararaba and inyanya
Please help me am fed up with my responsibilities as a first child

School owners are such vicious cunts. Speaking from experience.

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Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus Celebrates Her 45th Birthday Today by Torpedo23: 8:32am On Apr 24, 2023
OyiboOyibo:
She no dey old at all. RMD partner that year for movies. I couldn't get enough of her.
Liked her better in the old 'Teju Babyface Show' .

Real talent, this woman.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United : FA Cup (6 - 7)pens On 23rd April 2023 by Torpedo23: 6:56am On Apr 24, 2023
diplomat058:


It is not an election cos Pandora did not win? How can you not have core influence in the three most populated regions (NW, NE, and SW-minus Lagos) and still you can win presidential election? Delusion at it's finest. Lol

Get this rubbish off here. You stupid sycophants should be banned for posting your regurgitated falsehoods in the wrong section.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United : FA Cup (6 - 7)pens On 23rd April 2023 by Torpedo23: 6:53am On Apr 24, 2023
Omofaye99:


We will keep.our hope high

Yes, only that people like you expect Gooners to keep theirs low, even with a 5-point lead over City, whose only advantage is two games they haven't even played.
Politics / Re: Jagaban Is Back: I Need 5000 Branded T-shirt For The Coming Innuguration by Torpedo23: 4:03am On Apr 24, 2023
Wickedfacts:



No wonder you are begging for loan from Eazimoni.
Waste your life online talking trash while you are an experienced debtor offline.
Keep hating on Tinubu, don't go and bandage your dilapidated life.

What business of yours is what he does with his life? Una family? Does he know you from Adam? Abeg! Shut it and face your yeye life instead.
I bet if the dude was singing 'Up Jagaban' now, APC crumb hustlers like yourself wouldn't care if he's some destitute somewhere being pissed on by his peers.
Yeye!
Politics / Re: INEC Writes Police To Investigate Adamawa REC, Hudu Yunusa-ari by Torpedo23: 3:48am On Apr 24, 2023
Revolution2022:
Inec chairman should stop this face-saving scheme

I don't think he fully understands the level of damage his agency has done to the Nigerian people and our democracy.
In the future, Political Science and History students are going to look back at what INEC did this year and wonder to themselves :'How did these unscrupulous elements manage to wreak so much havoc on our parents without being held accountable?'
There is no democracy or rule of law in Nigeria. Never have, never will!

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi In Central Mosque Bida Onitsha, Makes Donations by Torpedo23: 9:08pm On Apr 23, 2023
sonature1:
Peter Obi was a missed opportunity....

I keep telling these Western fools.
They just dragged the few wise people of our region into the gutter they dug for themselves with their yeye stupidity and ignorance.
God Sha won't stop protecting His own. Na dem alone go suffer for their bad choices!

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Politics / Re: Twitter Limits PIDOMNIGERIA Access To Account After Keyamo's US Property Exposed by Torpedo23: 8:46pm On Apr 23, 2023
Abalado:

Don't mind the werey
And that annoying GENERALPULA wey quote am. Orisirisi people too full this site

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Politics / Re: Zamfara Government Reinstates Emir Aliyu Marafa Who Turbaned Ado Aleru by Torpedo23: 4:17pm On Apr 23, 2023
pillager:


They are no different from your people.
No be una people dey romance IPOB/ESN

We are a bit like them too - embracing agberosim and toutism like say our lives depend on their violence and corruption. We give lazy criminals the authority to terrorize hardworking people in the SW here: we elect drug barons and give them the position of the headmaster, yet you get mind to talk ill about other regions?
Something dey wrong with your head.

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Crime / Re: Lesser Hajj: NDLEA Arrests Saudi-bound Widower, Divorcee At Lagos Airport by Torpedo23: 3:42pm On Apr 23, 2023
drlateef:




Headless mob wailing again. NDLEA chief just had his daughter appointed into Tinubu transition committee. She has been under the mentorship of Tinubu for many years. They know what you don't know. The only people who do drug business in large volumes come from only one region of the country.

Lateefu, my advice for you Sha be say no carry drugs go Saudi say you get the backing of one yeye mentor o. Na hang dem go hang you o.
A word is enough for the wise.

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Crime / Re: Lesser Hajj: NDLEA Arrests Saudi-bound Widower, Divorcee At Lagos Airport by Torpedo23: 3:39pm On Apr 23, 2023
Strangebuttrue:
You want to carry drug to the holy land? To go and do wetin?

The guts of that Yoruba muslim woman ehn.

What an irony.

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Politics / Re: SDP Pres. Candidate, Adewole Adebayo Reacts To Allegation Of Drug Crime by Torpedo23: 3:09pm On Apr 23, 2023
nedekid:
This one will go to court oh. shocked

He's just mouthing off in a bid to forestall the Obidients from latching on to this accusation. You know with a mob, you better not give chances, else dem go wipe the floor with your name grin

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Politics / Re: SDP Pres. Candidate, Adewole Adebayo Reacts To Allegation Of Drug Crime by Torpedo23: 2:19pm On Apr 23, 2023
LordIsaac:
The soundest of the Presidential candidates!

All noise!
Crime / Re: Drama As Pastor Builds Church On Land He Borrowed From Woman For 3-day Revival by Torpedo23: 2:09pm On Apr 23, 2023
ednut1:
Member will contribute but the documents will carry names of pastor and his family. Christians are just too gullible.

Good thing is eyes are opening and Nigerian Christians are getting wiser now. Na when you wake up, my people say, na your morning.

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Religion / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by Torpedo23: 10:21am On Apr 23, 2023
Newdawn30:
Mine happened in 2018, I attended Christ embassy then, it was a partnership Sunday.(if you go to CE you would understand how there is always target and something to give for, seriously that church fit reck person financially)
So have the collection of the partnership offering the pastor observed that many people didn't participate.

The next thing I heard was if you know that you didn't give partnership today stand up. I did,( thinking that he was going to encourage us to give next Sunday) next thing I heard those of you that paid your partnership, hold the hands of those that didn't pay theirs and pray for them.

It so happened that the lady that prayed for me was someone I knew, I felt so embarrassed. I was so embarrassed, I felt like the less privileged. That was the last time I went there

grin
And I thought CAC pastors and evangelists were the meanest when it comes to fleecing church members of their hard earned money. . Since the 90s, you no pay peren, na shame be your own.

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Religion / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by Torpedo23: 10:09am On Apr 23, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
I followed my friend to a deeper life church and the agbaya pastor sent me home because of my dressing saying it was too short. cheesy

You are no woman. I'm not fooled by your shenanigans on here.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Not In Sickbed, Orji Kalu Insists by Torpedo23: 6:34am On Apr 23, 2023
Angelfrost:
Yeah...! In the next couple of years, this is what y'all will be doing!


Defending and fighting over the presence or absence or whereabouts of a sitting president!

Thankfully, both sides have good experience on this grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Zainab Marwa, Daughter Of NDLEA Boss Into Inauguration Committee by Torpedo23: 6:29am On Apr 23, 2023
jahsharon:


It's madness nh.

They hate Yorubs so much, yet they keep trooping to Yoruba land everyday.

Perhaps if you let them go have their country, they won't be trooping into your lands. Igbos are not the reason our people are selling their ancestral lands just so they spray money for Owambe.
Politics / Re: Hon. Ismaila Maihanci Yushau Dies At 36 by Torpedo23: 6:21am On Apr 23, 2023
Tecnophone:
this man is in his late 40s...

Definitely older than 36.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 3) On 22nd April 2023 by Torpedo23: 9:31pm On Apr 21, 2023
Lights out!
Rancid pretenders.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 3) On 22nd April 2023 by Torpedo23: 9:22pm On Apr 21, 2023
Rahkman:
Even if dem win this match arsenal no fit win this league , not even a miracle will save them etihad

The bitter truth.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 3) On 22nd April 2023 by Torpedo23: 9:21pm On Apr 21, 2023
Reference:
If wishes were horses I will give Odegaard a firm shot and bags of courage factory fitted.

Gosh, what else do you need at the edge of the box.
Just frustrating.

I don't know what Arteta did to that boy. Against Tottenham earlier in the year, Martin was taking low drives on the edge of the box like it was out of fashion
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 3) On 22nd April 2023 by Torpedo23: 9:13pm On Apr 21, 2023

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 3) On 22nd April 2023 by Torpedo23: 9:11pm On Apr 21, 2023
megapriest:
How on earth would Arteta give Viera a start in this? The guy isn't good for nothing still in the class of u18 with frame and technical ability...

Trossard can start there as u get Nketiah for bench...

He can even start smith Rowe... Viera contributed Zero this first half cry

I swear dem don swear for Arteta. Starting this mediocre Portuguese player ahead of Trosaad is the most stupid thing he's done tonight.
E don start to dey think too much like eim boss and na dat tin go end eim career. Just a shame Arsenal has to suffer from ridiculous coaching at his hands. Jeez!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 3) On 22nd April 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:36pm On Apr 21, 2023
LesbianBoy:
Just seeing this scoreline
Omo, E shock me! Southampton leading in Arsenal home?
Arsenal noooooooooooo grin grin grin grin
I tell you these boys fit shame the unshameable..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 3) On 22nd April 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:34pm On Apr 21, 2023
This Fabio Viera na nonsense buy o jare. E no get sense.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 3) On 22nd April 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:31pm On Apr 21, 2023
Enemyofpeace:
so says an arsenal fan. Oga check the scoreboard grin grin tongue

Same same. Football no be Mathematics. Na why Arsenal dey trial Sutton in a game they were touted to win hands down.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 3) On 22nd April 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:24pm On Apr 21, 2023
Enemyofpeace:
dem still dey follow Manchester United mourn yesterday's lost



First real charge at the title in almost 20 years and these boys wan crash out like a whimper.
If they were going to give it up so easily like this, why did they bother in the first place.

DJ please play me Lighthouse family's '' Ocean Drive' abeg.
High and dry these stupidos left us.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 3) On 22nd April 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:10pm On Apr 21, 2023
Treat every game like a final. Shey na like this these players think a final is played?
Committing unforced errors everywhere like dundies? I tire o.

It's tough being an Arsenal fan.

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