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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 3) On 22nd April 2023 by Torpedo23: 8:02pm On Apr 21, 2023
The skorskor don start again grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 3) On 22nd April 2023 by Torpedo23: 7:58pm On Apr 21, 2023
Make Rob Holding head Sha correct tonight.
All these yeye Wenger boys wey refuse to grow. Na so Walcott do too.

Saka, I know, will deliver tonight.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 3) On 22nd April 2023 by Torpedo23: 7:53pm On Apr 21, 2023
Zonefree:

Not happening. Man city is getting the league again this season and there's nothing Arsenal or anyone can do about it.

Football no be Mathematics o. When una go ever learn?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 3) On 22nd April 2023 by Torpedo23: 7:52pm On Apr 21, 2023
lazynairalander1:
Today's the day arsenal bottles the premier league finally.
I see arsenal not winning this game.
Arsenal 3:2

All ye haters go cry again tonight.
Politics / Re: Obidients React As Twitter Removes Blue Tick From Peter Obi’s Twitter Handle by Torpedo23: 6:34am On Apr 21, 2023
Epistasis:
The dullest set of humans on earth.... tueeeeeeh!!!

I know a few teenage Obidients wey get sense pass you. No be lie.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) - Full Time by Torpedo23: 9:49pm On Apr 20, 2023
Ade1177:

Not even close

Osimhen is miles better

CAF no go wan know o.
If Sevilla wins this cup with that Moroccan guy scoring in the final lasan, e don be for Osimhen o

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) - Full Time by Torpedo23: 9:44pm On Apr 20, 2023
If this En-neysri kid, after his showing at the World Cup, keeps this up and eventually wins this Europa tourney with Sevilla, it will be him winning African Footballer of the Year award - not our Napoli boy o.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) - Full Time by Torpedo23: 9:39pm On Apr 20, 2023
pargelenis:
Some Man U fans were bragging about winning the Europa cup … see how a 13th place La Liga team de seriously humble dem cheesy cheesy

It was especially on the night Arsenal crashed out to Sporting.
That yeye Portuguese club injured my dear Saliba, and we've never recovered fully since that night.
Thursday football is a curse.
Damn it!

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Politics / Re: Obidients Raise 2 Million Naira in 3 hours To Release Chude by Torpedo23: 7:44pm On Apr 20, 2023
PayGrande:
ELLUU PEE ON CODE.
A proud Yoruba member of this elite force.
Tribe doesn't define us. Religion doesn't!
We're just happy-go-lucky fellows trying to put Nigeria back on track.

God bless all ye Obidients in Nigeria and around the world.

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Education / Re: My First Semester Result Without Any Expo (pics) by Torpedo23: 7:21pm On Apr 20, 2023
danielistics:
Year 1 first semester result na e you dey use brag lol
Haba mana!

Don't be a wet blanky. Give the kid a break abeg.

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Politics / Re: Cows Are More Important Than Nigerians’ Lives - Ortom Fires Back At Garba Shehu by Torpedo23: 7:14pm On Apr 20, 2023
MeaslesMumpsRub:
Ortom is a failure, Ask Benue People.
Only a cow would leave the C-in-C to blame a state governor for lack of security in Benue and the rest of Nigeria.

Benue people are not cows. Their lives are precious.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Don't Want An Unidentifiable Flying Object As A President - Arise TV by Torpedo23: 7:01pm On Apr 20, 2023
seunmsg:
All these senseless and derogatory comments are not necessary. It is common sense that we can have two kings in a palace at the same time. A Tinubu in Nigeria will receive more visitors, attention and media coverage than the incumbent president. That is what the president-elect is trying to avoid. He will return to the country before the inauguration date.

Beautiful nonsense as always.
Get a life, boy.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Judiciary Created Crisis In Labour Party – Osuntokun by Torpedo23: 6:52pm On Apr 20, 2023
Thanksful:
Most of our leaders are dumb. A few intelligent ones are one dollar away from being bought

Lord save us from the serpents amongst us.

Nigeria will rise laslas. As the Lord liveth, it is they and their paymasters that will collapse into nought!

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Politics / Re: RRS Lagos Twitter Handler Goofs, Replies Hundeyin, Lagos Police Command Reacts by Torpedo23: 6:42pm On Apr 20, 2023
Reelmii:
..orishirishi something
See my nation o
This country's gone!!!

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Politics / Re: Cows Are More Important Than Nigerians’ Lives - Ortom Fires Back At Garba Shehu by Torpedo23: 6:36pm On Apr 20, 2023
gasparpisciotta:
Ortom is a failed governor.

He will easily win the worst governor in Nigeria back to back for the next 100years

Sorry, only the APC wears that title like a badge. Unarguably the most useless party in the history of Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Moment INEC Issued Ahmadu Fintiri Certificate Of Return (Video) by Torpedo23: 9:02am On Apr 20, 2023
Triangles1:
Nigeria, I like how we practice corruption with impunity.

Na awa work o. grin
Unconscionable people with no iota of shame.
Politics / Re: Eid-el-fitri: FG Declares April 21st, 24th As Public Holidays by Torpedo23: 7:03am On Apr 20, 2023
tnerro1:
That woman in Adamawa that wanted to steal an election during fasting should start her own afresh

You mean all APCheat politicians and their supporters who participated in rigging the elections.
Allah cannot be mocked.
Politics / Re: I Don't Have Dual Nationality - Peter Obi by Torpedo23: 3:35pm On Apr 19, 2023
inoki247:
Lol campaign don finish buh diz one still dey campaign after election....

We all know who the ones still on combat mode even long after elections have been concluded are. Half the time the APC PCC have been acting more like beaten dogs. No grace!
Politics / Re: Atedo Peterside Dismantle INEC Rigging Strategy In Different Geopolitical Zones by Torpedo23: 2:31am On Apr 19, 2023
Pinkybae:


Absolutely he's gracious. It's interesting many pointed out your observation on Arise TV news thread wondering how he manages to maintain his calmness talking about all these infuriating inec shenanigans

I won't either. Nigerian politics triggers rage for me.

Certainly not your everyday Nigerian.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Already Disqualified – Atiku’s Camp Fires Back At Keyamo by Torpedo23: 2:22am On Apr 19, 2023
Godjone:
If the PEPT judges are willing and ready to embark on a clean job of delivering justice, they ought to have disqualified Tinubu even from the first court.

The Kenyan judiciary look at the incumbent in the eyes and annulled the sham of an election that brought him in and heaven did not fall.

Nigerian Judiciary should start learning from their counterparts in some African countries. We can't continue like this anymore. Never
No need for comparisons.

The Kenyan justice system is not a corrupt one.

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Career / Re: This Pretty Girl Studied Mass Comm. But Ended Up A Train Driver - Photos by Torpedo23: 2:18am On Apr 19, 2023
Nzogbu2012:
We are sons of Zik and you can compare us to propagandists and chameleons

1949 to 1960 – We want a unitary system

1960 to 1964 – We love the North

1964 to 1966 – We hate the North

1966 - We want Unification Decree

1966 to 1967 – We want Confederation, On Aburi we stand

1967 – 1970 – We want Biafra

1977 to 1983 - We want Nigeria

June 12 – We want Military

1993 to 1998 – We want Abacha

1998 to 2012 - we want Nigeria

2012 to 2016 – We want more states and Lagos

2016 to 2022 – We hate the North, they are supporters of APC, We want Biafra

2022 – 2023 – We love the North, Obidatti ELUUP

2023 - We want Nigeria, We want Military, We want Lagos

2023 – Further Notice – The propaganda continues, but we will never settle for Igbo land.

Stay in one place so Shango Thunder that will fire you can locate you.

It's Sango not 'Shango'.
Clearly you're not Yoruba. The crumbs dem dey give you to do this rubbish no go do you and your family well.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid: UCL (0 - 2) On 18th April 2023 by Torpedo23: 1:49am On Apr 19, 2023
Angelfrost:


Yeah... Once Man City gets past Madrid, nothing and no one can stop them from lifting the title!

Yes, no be so we talk for that pandemic year when they couldn't defeat Lyon in the Champions League? Una no dey ever learn.

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Politics / Re: Anti-party: Labour Party NEC Suspends Ag Chairman Apapa, 5 Others by Torpedo23: 1:22am On Apr 19, 2023
Zion243:
These were the people who built the party before Peter Obi joined and used them to shine, now he want to replace them with his kinsmen.

Only a bigot thinks this way, but who's surprised? All of you have lost your senses for the crumbs APCshit is giving you. Won't end well for you lots.
Politics / Re: Court Sacks Oluomo-led Parks, Garages Committee, Reinstates RTEAN by Torpedo23: 12:57am On Apr 19, 2023
Yampotatocarrot:
Abeg, abeg, abeg, abeg, all these judges should know what kind of judgement they're delivering o... We no want fight for Lagos, not now, not this season mbok

Who breeds these kinds of people o. Chimo!
Just hear this one!!

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Education / Re: How Obidients Rendered Tinubu's TVC Useless For 10months by Torpedo23: 11:43am On Apr 18, 2023
tuoyoojo:


I thought I was the only one. I used to be an ardent follower of "your view" but I cannot remember the last time I saw it

Only bored-stiff housewives watch that drab these days.

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Education / Re: How Obidients Rendered Tinubu's TVC Useless For 10months by Torpedo23: 7:36am On Apr 18, 2023
In radio, no station comes close to Nigeriainfofm99.3!

Even that yeye TVC and its staff can't touch the OAPs at the nation's talk station!!!

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Politics / Re: Obidient Movement Is Fuelled By Tribal, Religious Sentiments - Keyamo by Torpedo23: 6:17am On Apr 18, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Zombiedients are a bunch of nincompoops.

You've been calling them that since last year. Una no dey tire. That shit is played out. Get creative abeg.

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Politics / Re: Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour Reacts To Lagos Government's Criticism Of “Gangs Of Lagos” by Torpedo23: 6:26am On Apr 17, 2023
sprints1:
Lol gangs of lagos na rubbish abeg complete misinterpretation of the eleniyan no be so eleniyan dey do for anywhere. Very nonsense and annoying script. They should have carefully asked around b4 they shoot the movie

Go do your own and let's see your own Elenyan impression.
Often it's unproductive empty barrels who are overly critical of the works of hardworking people.
Politics / Re: Millions Of Black Crickets Burst Out Of The Ground In Mecca(holy Site Of Islam) by Torpedo23: 6:22am On Apr 17, 2023
Borntosmoke:


Explain why your local churches dey always smell like public toilet too?? You eastern part of Nigeria thinks the same. Very hateful set of species. Nigeria really dodge a bullet not allowing this set of tribe to rule us. Especially that ignorant Obi supporters. Immediately I see negative comments, I have know they will be from this Oribelebe tribe. A hausa and Yoruba christian will never say this.

With all this hate and garbage, why do you bother fasting?
You better go chop because that fasting you think you're doing is a farce. You simply cannot keep it.
Politics / Re: Millions Of Black Crickets Burst Out Of The Ground In Mecca(holy Site Of Islam) by Torpedo23: 6:19am On Apr 17, 2023
Occurstaem:

I see.
And you will pass out urine without cleaning its passage and many more. Don't let's even go further.
You don't have to denigrate any religion.
Islam is the only religion with God since time began.

Well you just did the same in your first paragraph. That just renders your second totally useless to be honest.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is Not Signatory To Campaign Account - Aisha Yesufu Tells Olunloyo by Torpedo23: 3:06am On Apr 17, 2023
slivertongue:
Most APC supporters can lie for a living

Even while fasting.
I wonder why they bother with that religious practice when they know fully well that they're incapable of righteous deeds.

Shior!

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