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InvertedHammer:
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That is how an average number is calculated.
Of course there will be outliers.
Do you guys even learn anything in school?
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Ode calculating average is diff frm expenditure incurred in d course of carrying out a project(Event) like Elrufai like invertedHammer.....liars of thesame cloth......

pls if Ds news is true make we forget say Ds APC and BUHARI is d Messiah we are waiting for...... How can a party chairman say such.....this is serious in Nigeria......though hv said it and will continue saying dt all Ds people are just there to embezzle our money no one is a saint.....quote me anywhere

handsomeclouds:
[size=50pt]you no get eyes. There is nothing to believe in this foolish story . 107.6+45+180=332.6 divide the answer by 3 = 110.87. This is another lie from PDP. You guys have totally run out of ideas. The Sule who came up with these useless figures must show us his CERTIFICATE[/size]

yu need to show us ur Certificate instead of d man, because u can see d breakdown of d amount spent, but u fool just divided d amount by 3 and arrived at ur dumb head answer.......
mumu like aboki elrufai....
My advice for d man so called Elrufai to stop misleading Nigerians and remain focus on d office he was elected.....abi wen has he turned to FEMI Adesina?...........werre Aboki

See them mumu, y protesting in London and not Nigeria, we must hv used dem to celebrate our independence by giving dem 14,14 each......were omo gbogbo....

make dem find him out oooooo
I even heard prof. Abbass mimiko brother to Ondo State gov was among the people dt were involved in d stampede

theify Nigeria police

How I wish my girl could come to read Ds and stop her nagging biz, anyway nah her problem.....when d time comes I let go free of charge.....I don try

last thing on my time table is to take house help or nanny, I never pray to enslave anybody.... wait ooo Op wat type of job are u into?
I see u as a lazy type.... u need to take care of ur home before someone else do it for you......talk wit ur hubby and schedule Hw to handle the house chores urself........
I always tell my girlfrnd (in case she graduated to wife ) dt I don't need any helper frm my family or hers....if it is only 2children I will have them and live in peace than taking someone frm anybody and create problem for myself.
Hv seen a situation whr my Auntie and our elder sister are not in good term and d house help who happen to b her sister will b d one telling our elder sister all dt is happening in d house.....because d woman is a discipline one dt handle d girl so much......at d end d girl ran away without informing anybody...

THE National Examinations Council has released the June/July 2015 Senior Secondary
School Certificate Examination results. The result showed a remarkable improvement
when compared with previous examinations between 2011 and 2014.
The Registrar and Chief Executive Officer of NECO, Prof. Abdulrashid Garba, on
Thursday announced the results at the council’s national headquarters in Minna, Niger State.
He observed that the results which showed 83.28 per cent credit pass in English
Language and 80.74 per cent credit pass in Mathematics was an improvement on the
previous exams conducted between 2011 and 2014.
Garba, who coincidentally marked his 100 days in office on Wednesday, said that 969,991
candidates registered for the examinations, out of which 969,491 sat for the papers with
68.56 per cent of the candidates obtaining five credits and above in five subjects
including Mathematics and English.
Garba said in the comparative analysis of 2014 and 2015 June/July SSCE, it showed
that in 2014, 978,886 candidates sat for the exam with 511,931 of the candidates
obtaining credits in five subjects above, including English and Mathematics.
In the analysis of candidates’ performance by states, he said Delta State scored the
highest in five credits and above, including English and Mathematics with 83.51 per cent
and Edo State followed with 83.42 per cent while Yobe State was the least with 36.12
per cent.
The Registrar said 43,608 cases of malpractices were recorded with those who had their
cases established, having their results cancelled.
Garba added that schools with defaults had their candidates’ results withheld.
“We have banned seven schools and centres for their involvement in malpractice cases for
at least two years and some forever. This action also affects ad-hoc staff. We have
blacklisted those involved in malpractices,” the registrar added.
http://www.punchng.com/news/68-5-per-cent-candidates-pass-2015-neco-exam/

Edo State Governor, Adams Oshiomhole, has terminated the appointment of four
commissioners in the State Executive Council.
According to a statement signed by the Special Adviser to the governor on Media and
Public Affairs, Prince Kassim Afegbua, on Wednesday, those affected included the
Commissioner for Local Government and Chieftancy Affairs, Chief Lucky James; and
Commissioner for Women Affairs, Mrs. Blessing Maigida.
Others are the Commissioner for Basic Education, Mr. Patrick Aguinede; and the
Commissioner for Energy and Water Resources, Mr. Chris Ebare.
Oshiomhole, who did not give any reason for the termination of his former cabinet
members, however, noted that his action was “in line with government’s commitment to
strengthen the system towards optimal performance.”
The governor said their disengagement from his cabinet was with immediate effect and
also directed them to handover all government property in their possession to the
permanent secretaries in their respective ministries.
“The Comrade Governor expresses his appreciation to the former commissioners for their
services to the state and wishes them well in their future endeavours,” the statement
added.
http://www.punchng.com/news/oshiomhole-sacks-four-commissioners/

bonnyhope:
join me in thanking God as three yrs of being in labor market has ended. waiting to resume work next week.

Congratulations, am happy for you and pray wat God has started will end well, u will continuein thanking God for his goodness upon ur life

Amusaopeyemi:
I don't want you. I want Le Prof. My cute, fresh, delicious wole.
We'll find a way to, where there is a will there is a way.

His children will never agree wit such bad idea except his children want to straf u......d more reason u need me, I will take u to d moon, take u meet queen of England......even d king in my town will meet u.......hand of luv frm me to u.......check my pmpm : -*

Amusaopeyemi:
Iara is married to Osho baba and he ain't dead yet.

Osho is not as older as Baba and Lara is not as younger as you....u need cold blood like me

Amusaopeyemi:
Prof Oluwole Akinwande Babatunde Soyinka my crush.
The love I have for this man is too strong. He's so cute

U want to kill ds man? U are not happy seeig him shey?....abeg oooo

[quote author=olokfor post=36540276]The Chief Priest of Oduduwa and Obadio Agbaye Orisun of Yoruba land, Oba Farotimi Faroba, has dismissed the reported arrival of remains of Ooni of Ife, Oba Okunade Sijuwade, to Ile-Ife, Osun.

Faroba told NAN on Sunday in Ile-Ife that the Ooni was hale and healthy.

“Ooni is hale and healthy, and that is to confirm to you that nothing has happened to him.

“And if he is still alive why the rumuor that his remains has arrived in the ancient town?

“Ooni’s death cannot be hidden,” he added.

“Assuming his reported death is true, you will notice crowd at the main palace gate, while the gate would be locked and no one will be allowed to enter.

“Also, the Oduduwa chief priest will announce the demise of the Ooni upon sounding of a bell at Enuwa square located in front of the palace.

“After the announcement, all the trees in the market would be cut; markets would be closed while all forms of merrymaking such as drumming or partying would be suspended in town for a number of days,” he explained.

Faroba said since Oni is still alive there was no need to perform any of the rites.

According to him, the wedding of one of the Ooni’s sons which was slated for August 2 in Lagos still went ahead as planned to confirm that the monarch is still alive.
“Ooni is second in command to the deities and if anything happen to him, the 200 gods and goddesses would be aware before Oduduwa chief priest would announce it.
“I am saying all these to confirm to you that Ooni is still alive,” Faroba said.

NAN recalls that some media houses reported on Sunday that the remains of the Ooni may have arrived the ancient town.

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/08/palace-chief-dismisses-arrival-of-oonis.html

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After 3months d official announcement will be made but now d coloured section need to be fulfilled

Ashmark:
The King's Son must not see each other.

Your source of info to dat?

Amusaopeyemi:
Gbam.
We now live in the era of smart phones and stupid people. Punch and premium times should know that there are steps to take if truly the Ooni is dead. He is no ordinary king. You don't just start announcing to the world that the No 1 king in Yoruba-land is dead.
Until the Oore says otherwise, Ooni is still alive.
Their investigative journalists should provide us with pictures if they want us to believe their crappy stories.

As a Yoruba girl u shld knw dt d Oba is dead Bt they cannot make it public now till wen it is 3months......u gat a nice look......check my pm

tosinbabe:
Ooni don already claim 'staff' inside 1 way bus to yonderland, una still dey here dey para! Smh!

Name sake well said....

Frm what Hv read so far, I think d oba is dead Bt d pronouncement will b after 3mnths after which all d traditional rites must have bn performed and d Oba must have put to rest. Nobody should Hv heard anything if it were to b olden days Bt due to civilization and improvement in social communication dt is wat led to all this speculations...that's d issue in Yoruba tradition....just watch out for 3 months

Yanglee:
The first bank sms charge is very annoying. Imagine, I didn't carry out any transaction on my first bank account purposely all through the month, and I still got charged for sms alert, that I never got in the first place. I think I would have to close the account as well.

I think d best thing to do is to close down our accounts wit Ds scammers bankbank

Symphony007:
typical ignorant black man things supporting a cause means you are part of it, well I don't care, Africans can keep up the hypocrisy! Can't you see where our "morality" has kept us? We are doing splendidly well as a continent, meanwhile see how the west with all their gay nonsense is suffering in penury and sqalour.

Gay lord pls let west face their sodomy problem and Africa fave their corruption problem, we are so diff not only in culture bt ways of life

cnwokike:
I understand your feelings about this but I quite disagree with you as regards your view of FirstBank staff as "annoying incompetent crass staff".

FirstBank has various channels for communication. I will also want to assure you that a lot has been put in place to give you a pleasant experience each time you interface with any of FirstBank's touch points. And the bank is currently working hard to ensure that your expectations are exceeded with every successive transactions.

I will suggest you give it a try, and try running your account again. I guess by now your account must have been dormant. You can easily reactivate your account by visiting any FirstBank branch closest to you with your ID card and utility bill. And don't forget to request for any of FirstBank's mobile money solutions, Online Banking, ATM cards and other value added servives that are in place to give you a seamless and interesting transactions.

Thank you.

At adviser, all u could do is to advice bt u can't profer solution to ur incessant deduction, shame on you and ur bank.....you need to see other bank like diamond, WEMA and gtb......people are running frm Ds so called first bank and I think I will close my account with them too

ferhyntorlah:
Toscoas2, go to your bank and request to fill a form to DEACTIVATE sms alert.

Email is enough jare. Unnecessary deductions all in the name of sms charges.

Thanks jare

How can a bank be deducting from its customer account incessantly and called it SMS alert, even wen personal SMS cost #4, can we say their is something called corporate SMS. This is what first bank did wit my money...nairalander share ur experience wit Ds bank and others ....




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Lalasticlala

Oyind17:
I'm not supporting the police but the lady should av obeyed before complain. she went as far as biting one of them.

So u so munmun like ds, do police hv to force before arrest, and d worse pass is because of money they would like to arrest....pls stop talking like slowpoke ok

Keneking:
Great Sai Buhari...please order another batch...if they dont want peace, we would give them pieces



Sai Buhari....this is finishing Mehn 2014 model

Where are those PDP fighters come out of your shell and see....

I must witness the commissioning of these assets whenever they arrive Lagos Ports...this is what I call "Ijele masquerade "
Abeg do they need paints, I can donate one bucket of green coloured dulux autobase paint.

cc: lalasticlala

Do u Hv brain at all or u Hv and it doesn't work?
I believe u heard abt bombing in zaria today?
is dt Jonathan's regime ?
ur so called baba is nothing Bt a dullard, he knows nothing than cow rearing

ahsekeena:
There's shaa money in the account,they shaa didn't take out of it. I seriously don't see what the big deal is here.




They wrote 50dollars but when the atm dispenses it would be in naira right?



Abii what's the problem,is there something I'm missing?

your post is so mumuish, ur type better stick to sexuality section where u belong and don't ever comment on important issue like ds

This is better imagined than experienced.
This happened to my house and my neighbor in Editung close, off Editung Avenue, Eket
May God help us.

rep ONDO, stay AKWA IBOM ekaette

Caveat Emptor